Calling War On Scientology!
Filed under: Etc.This is some scary Matrix shit!
A group calling themselves "Anonymous" has declared war against Scientology and created this creepy video announcing their campaign.
Here they are, in their own words:
"Hello, Scientology. We are Anonymous.
Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of misinformation; suppression of dissent; your litigious nature, all of these things have caught our eye. With the leakage of your latest propaganda video into mainstream circulation, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed. For the good of your followers, for the good of mankind–for the laughs–we shall expel you from the Internet and systematically dismantle the Church of Scientology in its present form. We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, and we are prepared for a long, long campaign. You will not prevail forever against the angry masses of the body politic. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your organization have sounded its death knell.
You cannot hide; we are everywhere.
We cannot die; we are forever. We're getting bigger every day–and solely by the force of our ideas, malicious and hostile as they often are. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.
Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. Doubtless you will use the Anon's actions as an example of the persecution you have so long warned your followers would come; this is acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged. We are your SPs.
Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your "Church", the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain. Believers will wake, and see that salvation has no price. They will know that the stress, the frustration that they feel is not something that may be blamed upon Anonymous. No–they will see that it stems from a source far closer to each. Yes, we are SPs. But the sum of suppression we could ever muster is eclipsed by that of the RTC.
Knowledge is free.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
WE DO NOT FORGET.
Expect us."
This is AWESOME! About time someone spoke out against Scientology atrocities. Tom Cruise and his cult are a bunch of alien munching fart-heads.
Could we all just declare a Jihad against ALL RELIGIONS!!!
O.O Creepy. SAVE ME TOM CRUISE!
But the real question is where can i get me some BATTLETOADS@!!!!!!!
Hey Perez - look in the clouds - they spell out Tom Cruise if you run it in slow mo. Not that I have that much time on my hands or anything…… ohhhhhhhhhhh spooky
CAN I JOIN? I would love to topple Tom and his minions.
We are Anonymous
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect us.
Re: Mary –
Anonymous doesn't have a problem with religion, we have a problem with a corrupt greedy cult that kills and manipulates people.
We are Anonymous
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget.
bob o. kloon?
hehe….where can I sign up?
Nicely put. DOWN with Scientology!!!
Talk, listen and learn. Do your own research and keep an open mind. That's what Anonymous does.
We aren't internet superheroes. We're just pissed.
RON PAUL, /perez/
You see, fggt. We do it for the lulz.
We are Anonymous.
We are Legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
We do it for the lulz.
Re: Mary – Hitler would have loved you
In the bible, Jesus expelled demons from a man who was very heavily possessed by them. When the demons came out they said "We are legion, because there is many of us." Who should you fear. Anonymous or Scientology? OR BOTH??…Meh. Fear not what mortal man can do. They can kill the body but cannot kill the soul.
Yes, this video is very creepy but maybe they will give those space freaks a run for their money.
uhh … wtf ?
I absolutely LOVE THIS!
lmmfao mwhahahaha… I bet the pope made it
Re: Mary – IT'S NOT A RELIGION. THEY ONLY CALL IT A RELIGION TO GET OUT OF PAYING TAXES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO THEY MAKE A TON OF MONEY AND DON'T PAY TAXES! THEY RUIN LIVES. WHO CARES. BUT I CARE THAT THEY DON'T PAY TAXES FOR THEIR FAKE RELIGION.
Thats all fine, but why stop there… Christianity, Islam, etc….
religion is the cause of war~ fucken creepy people out there!
oooooh creepy….. go anon!
Scientology is fucked up. All religions are fucked up. Organized religions are fucked up.
It needs to stop. No-one needs to know what religion it is that you're part of. You need to keep it to yourself. The man who created Scientology, if you look it up, he believed the smartest thing one could ever do was CREATE a religion. Well, he has….and people are falling for it. People are getting all bent out of shape over nothing. It's a distraction, it instills fear into people to create order and control.
"BE AFRAID."
Be afraid of what? How the fuck does anyone know what happens if you don't follow what they do.
Open your eyes.
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LEGION
old news dude, ur about a week late
This is not scary - finally a group is standing up to this cult.
Have you not heard of Anonymous, Perez? How lamerz. But… then again.. Anonymous are just a bunch of angry 14 year old boys.
Scientology isn't a religion.. it's a cult.
……..WELL,WELL! WHAT CAN I SAY BUT: "GOD SPEED MY LITTLE ANGELS AND WIPE THAT MONEY GRUBBING, MIND NUMBING, HORRID CULT OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET. UH…….YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO START WITH TOMASINA CRUISE. GO GET'UM!!!!!!!!!!!!"
the speaker sounds like a scientologist.
Please! You believe this shit?
The Jesuits are the power. They created Scientology. They have Tom "Temporal Coadjutor" Cruise run the propaganda. This is just another.
And so "it" begins…………………
real fucking gay and creepy at the same time
The shit Anonymous does is crazy! I fucking love them!
Anonymous guys….
This IS epic lulz.
Thank you so much for giving me them!
Seems pretty scary, but…….
It was most likely made by some glasses wear'in, 4.5 GPA mid west farmers, 13 year old boy, with toooo much time on his hands.
This is clearly Scientology creating this fake crap to deter the attention from them and Tommy Boy.
So transparent.
Anonymous is not 4chan…
I bet my lifes saving that was made by some loser, nerdy, teenage boy who sits on his compueter all day and had no friends!!!! Trust me, the person behind that video is not at all like he is trying to portray himself !
Anonymous? That's obviously Ebaumsworld
Maybe the Monte Carlo is run by Scientologists? Hmm….
I smell more security!
jeeze
i hope no one innocent dies because of this… 0_0
Oh shit that sounded serious lol!! That computer voice made the video scary lol
Re: Veronica –
Xenu is proud to have you
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Re: Kimberly – Google scentology and click on the unfunny…I don't condemn any religion but when I read/seen this it scared the hell out of me I never want them knocking on my door to join.
OMG FIGHT CLUB>>>>>> WE ARE EVERY WERE>> they sound kinda like project mayhem.. Well good luck anonymous.. Taking down tom cruise and Will Smith will be a big job. Taking down 1 cult at a time.. GET THE SPACE SHIP RUNNING >>> ( sipping on some jesus juice and reading a sci fi novel)
Expect us.
"call us Legion, for we are many. . . "
That is what the devil says in William Peter Blatty's "Legion"
Creepy.
First! from Miami, Florida
This is actually in the King James Bible in Mark 9:5.
Scientology was made up by a sci-fi writer. Nuf-said.
DO IT DO IT DO IT
Rule 1 and 2 you fuckers.
ebaums declares war upon Scientology!
Fuck them up anonymous!! Hell yeah, those free-speech hating motherfuckers need to go down. Even if they don't destroy the whole church (which i doubt is possible) they will DEFIFENTLY show them who rules the internet…and thats us bitches! SO shut your trap, scientology is a crazy, evil cult and someone needs to throw a stick in their gears…next I hope they break off in Christian's asses.
Trey Parker & Matt Stone…
Well it seems pretty obvious that Stephen Hawking is the leader of Anonymous.
You guys have no idea how powerful ANON is.. They are a group of the smartest computer hackers, and literally can do whatever they want. If they wanted to, they can shut down this site with a simple DoS attack (Denial of Service). Look it up, learn something. In addition what you people don't know is that they hacked into CoS servers, and leaked all their internal documents that scientologist pay for (up to $15,000 per document). They have automatic programs that have been faxing non stop BLACK PAGES to scientology offices all over the word just to waste their ink. Even when they change Fax numbers, ANON finds them and contitnues. And no, they were are not just some "brat" kids, they are truly the worlds smartest hackers. Just do simple a simple google search on ANON HACKER and you'll see how serious they are. These people hack into back accounts, hack into everything. You never hear about it because banks pay the ransom they demand, hence facing HORRBILE P.R. Give them 1 month, and see where scientology is going to be.
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
WE DO NOT FORGET
WE ARE LEGION
Re: emobacca – lol what? don't you know it's ebaums world?
This fully creeps me out! I don't agree with Scientology, but we live in a country that calls for freedom of religion. These crackpots are just as bad as the crackpots they're going after!
At least they recognized they are SP's. That is what they are. Now people around is starting to know what scientology has to face to survive !this kind of nasty things!
Knowledge is free, people need not be exploited in the name of salvation
We are one
We are many
We are Anonymous
Re: AJ – Thanks for schooling us! That's some scary shit. Why are they so evil? Who screwed them?
Re: anna – You need to do some research…BECAUSE THEY KILL PEOPLE AND TAKE ALL OF THEIR MONIES…google it and click on the unfunny truth
Down with Scientology, anonymous does not forgive and we do not forget.
If you want to know our agenda, search for Project Chanology
We do this for the common good. Those who only care about celebrity gossip to make their lives feel less meaningless will not understand our cause.
Down with CoS!!!
Wow, we're bloody matyrs now, and everyone deems us creepy. win.
KNOWLEDGE IS FREE
We are Anonymous
We are Legion
We do not forgive
We do not forget
Expect us.
the /b/ tards at 4chan!
awesome.
Was that for real? WOW.
i'm almost positive thats one of the mac leapord audomated voices.
probably just a bunch of kids planning 'war' on their macbooks.
Expect a flood.
All of you MTV SLUTS sayoing
OMG CREEPEEE. WIERD
GTFO, and IRON MY FUCKING SHIRT.
Scientology is a cult and their target is everyone __INCLUDING YOU___. better believe it.
Hey…I thought this vid needed some more info so I did a lil' search'n and ended up at a 4Chan site where anonymous describes the "philosophy" and history of this anonymous legion…wikichan was the site…..aside from describing racism as "funny, not serious" , calling women "bitches", and endoctoring homophobic code names for various "enemies", the site also insists that they are "above humanity" and are "everywhere." I admit, it sounds kinda creepy…not the concept itself…but the idea that someone actually has enough time and interest invested in such a web campaign. But not to worry. The same anonymous that says "Anonymous cares for nobody", also asks for site visitors to "be kind" and "click my ad banner." Guess the followers "everywhere" also have no jobs. You should take this off your site Perez, don't get homohaters a podium. He already boasts about some coverage on fox news from the summer.
i am not a scientologist, but scientology has helped alot of people and if you really want to know what scientology is about read dianetics. you don't have to belong to the church to practice dianetics.. scientology centers specialize in auditing. there are groups that practice scientolgoy without contributing a penny to the c.o.s. . scientology is getting a bad rap.. all misinformed people just talk about xenu and thetans and it is getting ridiculous how this organization is getting demonized. there are no scientology suicide bombers or abortion doctor killers… think about it…. who are they hurting?
Why are all you pussies crying "OOH FREAKY!!"
What the hell is so freaky about a iMac voice and some clouds and people that may have the balls to bring attention to how horrible Scientology is?
Re: liz – you lost me at "fox"
OMG. These people need to GET A FREAKING LIFE!!! These idiots need to find a hobby or something because its been proven time and time again that when people get bored they do stupid crap. If it isn't drugs, its something like this. Wait a minute, I've never heard of something like this in my life. Once you are happy with yourself you'll see that things like who is or isn't a scientologist is the most trivial thing ever. If you were happy with yourself and secure with your beliefs you wouldn't freaking CARE what everyone else thinks. JEEEEZZEEEE. No I'm not a Scientologist, they're vendetta against psychiatrists kinda freaks me out (seeing as I'm in high school and planning to become one) but seriously, let people be. They're gonna be like the new West Baptist Church or something, I know it.
Re: Anonymous –
for great justice!
I'm a Scientologist and this is just plain silly. We've had a lot more dedicated wackos attempt to prevent us from practicing our religion than kids who take down websites. This video is just for someone who wants to pat him/herself on the back for how 'hip' they are to get the masses to believe the worst about a group of people. I mean, www.scientology.org is still up. How effective can these children be, eh?
On the other hand, it is instances like this that foment hate crimes against people strictly based upon their association with a group of any kind.
I can honestly say that Scientology saved my life and made me more able to handle my problems. It made me a better father and a better friend. It made me more interested in helping other people get through their own problems and do better in life. It's a great thing, no matter what skewed half-truths you read on the internet.
haha.
i love how they used the microsoft automated voice. that's fucking hilarious cause it's so awkward. they just typed that shit in there and were like, "speak." and it spoke.
i love it.
FUCK scientology.
Oh /b/, I fucking love you.
DD
This made my day
this is old , geesh perez always late on everything
I think I'll enjoy watching that…can't help but notice, tho, that it coincides with the release of Untraceable.
OMG. 4chan has decided to nuke the CoS for the lulz. I think I may lulz a bit myself. And that's totally the chans; the whole bit with Anon does this and Anon thinks that - and especially with the bit about "We do not forgive. We do not forget." Totally the chans at play.
Those little script kiddies can do it too; they're malignant, efficient little asswipes. *nods*
*tosses popcorn into microwave* This should get goooood.
Whoa!!!! I almost peed myself. I agree that Scientology is wierd and creepy and a money grubbin, brainwashing cult. But I think this organization is way worse. If this group shows up I'm going to call Tom Cruise to save me. He did say that he is the only one that can help somebody right? Or is that just in the case of a car wreck? I'm totally freaked out on this one.={
is this Stephen Hawk talking???? Some serious shit's gonna hit the fan!
WTF……I'M SCARED AND I'M NOT EVEN A SCIENTOLOGIST! LOL!
It SOUNDS like Stephen Hawking is the leader of this group?! LOL It is about time someone or someBODIES are going to freak out the Scientologists, as much as they freak out normal people
OMG I didn't know Stephen Hawking hated Scientologists!! LOL
Religion does not screw the world up, stupid people do. Stupid people like this retarded group that promote violence to get people to thinkt the way they do. If people were to just FUCK OFF and let everyone believe what they wanted this world wouldn't have any freaking problems It's kind of silly to think there would be no war or whatever if you got rid of religion. Look at the war that's going on right now! What is this one about?? Frekkin OIL. Humans in general are violent and retarded and no matter how many things you get rid of its inevitable that there will ALWAYS be something to start wars about. Read Lord of the Flies y'all.
Anyways, they sound as psychotic as the scientologists. I'm watching this and its dark in my room and I swear I'm going to have nightmares over this now.
I think this was Katie Holmes's family! Just kidding! That was creepy!
Re: julia – There presecense hurts society. The crimes against humanity that the church of scientology has been involved in must be avenged. Anonymous is the only person with enough power to stop this cult.
it's not 4chan.
anonymous is everyone. anonymous is no one. that's the point. it's not some secret 1337 ninja hacker club, it's your next door neighbour, the guy who makes your coffee at starbucks, the cute girl you sit behind in your sociology class.
we do not forgive.
we do not forget.
expect us.
whoa……… BEER ME
LOVE IT!! Where do I sign up?
4chan anon is 4chan
/b/pride!
Re: Silly Kids – Get out of the "church" now, before they have you drink the kool-aid.