Six Degrees Of Zacquisha
Filed under: Personally Perez > PerezTVPerezzers gave a talk at CalPoly University on Thursday night in San Luis Obispo, California, home of Zac Efron.
And something very exciting happened!
Check it out (above).
Posted: January 25, 2008 at 5:25 pm
YOU GENERALLY NEED A FEW MORE PPL FOR THE WAVE TO BE EFFECTIVE.
Thank you SOOOOO much Perez!!!!! We can't believe you put up the vid!!! We LOVE YOUUUUUU!!!!!
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: PEREZ HILTON AND BETTE SUE OF THE BIGGEST LOSER COUPLES
when does the exciting part happen?
oh btw, 76TH!!!!!!!
LAME
girl run a comb thru that weave of yours………starting to look like brit brit
PEREZ!!! I TOTALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW!!! COME TO UC SANTA CRUZ AND CHECK IT OUT AND GIVE US A SPEECH! WE LOVE YOU HERE AND WE'RE A BIG PEREZ SUPPORT GROUP!
Hey I live there,I didn't know! shittt
Why are colleges inviting you, a gossip blogger who draws cum and coke on people, to speak at their facility??
WE SAW YOU LAST NIGHT PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT SHOW!!!!!! ew but zach efron? im embarrassed…. PEREZ COME BACK TO CAL POLY AGAIN!!!!
i love it everytime when you say "it's perez"
Perez, If that were me I wuld have taken me a few freshmen girls out to my bus and show them what a nine inch man pole can do to the female psyche.
Cool to see you in The Cursive Memory's video!
OMG, how can people not get excited at the wave! THE WAVE ROCKS! and a person that coordinate a wave is magic! Bravo Perez! Catch the wave!
WTF. It's not even that big of a deal. Why were they all screaming? It's not like any of them got a close up.
LOL> Very cute.
Look at that pic again - Separated at birth - perez and stephen king!
WE LOVE YOU PEREZ LAST NIGHT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GREAT SHOW. AND IM GLAD YOU PUT UP THE VIDEO!!!
Perez is a cocksucker
so what was so exciting….i thought zacquisha was gonna show up
PEREZ, YOU ARE SOOO ADORABLE!!!!
Damn, I want a gay friend like you.
You look 40 dude.
you were awesome!!!!!!!!!! CAL POLY LOVES YOU!!!!!
SLO DOWN PEREZ WAS IN TOWN! LOVE YOU PEREZ!
Perez, please come to ASU!!!! Go devils!
that's not exciting
The talk was awesome Perez!! Love you!!
PEREZ:
COME TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY!
COME TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY!
COME TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY!
COME TO BOSTON UNIVERSITY!
why isn't anyone noticing that he looks like the mom on the pink team of the 'biggest loser'?
So wat was the exciting thing?? i thought zac effron was gonna show up
You certainly know how to work a crowd Perez.
calpoly is sexy and so is perezzers! i love zacquisha!!!!
COME TO SONOMA STATE UNIVERSITY!!!!!!!!
Cal Poly SLO, is the best school ever!
I hope you ate at Firestone Perezzzzzzzzz
Queen, you look like a VERY Ugly Betty, haha!
THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING PEREZZIE!!!
we all loved the show, and you even had bunches of people in the room outside who couldnt fit in the auditorium to see you!!!
YOU WERE THE BEST!!
THANKSSS BAYBAYYYY
You remind me of Rosie o'donnell OBSESSING over Tom Cruise.
Pomona is better.
thanks for coming to cal poly!! it was SO awesome meeting you!!
that was soo fun i love you perez come back to cal polyyy
Thanks for bringing some SoCal love to Poly. You didn't suck hard…can't wait for your new song. You made the night absolutely entertaining. Come back soon! Hope your drive wasn't too awful.
Really, though, you were wonderful.
umm, u said something exciting happened….what was it?
I'm lost. It says "Perezzers gave a talk at CalPoly." What was the talk about? and what was so exciting?
PEREZ COME TO UNIVERSITY OF MARYLAND PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE
ummm i missed the exciting part? can someone fill me in??
CAL POLY! My alma mater. I still miss SLO to this day.
do a tour of the sunys in new york
OMG come to our school, y ou should tour around the nation and just go to schools.
you're amazing, my whole school loves you, along with me!
Thanks so much Perez!! Cal Poly was lucky to have had you come and speak!!! I had so much fun listening and talking to you!!! You're the best!!
Perez is too young to have eight chins, and too sleazy to give 'talks' unless they're in Paris's bathroom late at night while both are pulling out their tampons. Seriously, when does this train wreck go back to the station for good? Perhaps in search of some integrity?
perez! last night was so fun! im really glad you posted the video- yay first row! we are all still dying to know who that certain story was about and who you were going to call…oh well, thanks for coming and come back soon!
I WAS THERE! wooo perez cal poly LOVES you!
They Love U, but Zac sucks cock!
Okay Perez, if this is exciting, then you are an old, infirmed shut in. Or, your ego has so exclipsed the natural size of your brain that you think you, standing in front of Cal Poly will raise blood pressure. That kind of praise only comes from your family, Perez. And only close family. Get a grip.
So what the heck happened that was so exciting???? Perez just wrote that so we would watch his ugly ass flappin' his jaw. I like his website but Perez really should stay off camera and just stick to what he has a talent for.
I don't understand why any university would have you as a guest speaker. Do you even have a college degree? Your grammar is atrocious.
I am sad the youth of our country look up to you and cheer like this…..says very little about the future leadership of the U.S.
Thanks for coming yesterday!
WOOOHOOO!!!! CAL POLY IS THE BEST UNIVERSITY ON THE WEST COAST!!!!
Perez was so amazing last night! I asked if Britney would marry her new bf, but Perez said he doesnt think so. She is more likely to just get knocked up by him.
Perez for Pres!
No Zac = NOTHING exciting!!!
Show us some yummy Zac!
Proud Cal Poly Alumni…wish I could have been there! Go Mustangs!!
its awesome that you drove all the way out to SLO to talk to us!
You are so funny and honest- love it! Next time we will get you to prank call a celebrity. hehe. Oh and next time you should stay and drink with us at happy hour– free tacos! 
I was in the audience second row on the left you can see me. go perez
PEREZZZZZ I LOVE UUU THANKS FOR COMING@@@@@
i want to hear the penis song!
define exciting.
What was the talk about?
to all of you praising Perez for being respectful, and thanking him as if he's some sort of god…..pull your diluted heads out of his ass. this guy works for the devil. makes about 13 million dollars a year driving people into an early grave. give me a break. there is nothing to commend here. this is the same guy who was making bets two weeks ago on how long sad Brintney Spears has to live. this guy will go down, and if i can take him out myself i will. he's just wrong in every way. i work in the "biz" and i will catch up with him at some point. he's immune to insults because he has no soul. he sold it long ago. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT PEREZ AND WITH ANY LUCK WE WILL BE READING ABOUT YOUR DEATH ON YOUR OWN FUCKED UP PEREZ SITE!! Now that would be hilarious. "Perez found dead , died from trying to suck his own dick because no one else would. RIP Perez you sad mother fucker." That's the headline I want to read and I'm sure there are plenty of you out there who agree!
thank for coming perez! it was amazing. we love you! by the way your thizz face was hella cute.
whats exciting is that thats CAL POLY AND PEREZ HILTON WAS THERE AND WE LOVE HIM!
and just that cal poly is the best school ever
and you're all jealous that perez isnt blogging about your college
yeaaa perez last night was so awesome! come back to slo!
PEREZ HEADS UNITE. HOPE YOU ALL DIE AT A PEREZ FEST.
to all of you praising Perez for being respectful, and thanking him as if he's some sort of god…..pull your diluted heads out of his ass. this guy works for the devil. makes about 13 million dollars a year driving people into an early grave. give me a break. there is nothing to commend here. this is the same guy who was making bets two weeks ago on how long sad Brintney Spears has to live. this guy will go down, and if i can take him out myself i will. he's just wrong in every way. i work in the "biz" and i will catch up with him at some point. he's immune to insults because he has no soul. he sold it long ago. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN VOMIT PEREZ AND WITH ANY LUCK WE WILL BE READING ABOUT YOUR DEATH ON YOUR OWN FUCKED UP PEREZ SITE!! Now that would be hilarious. "Perez found dead , died from trying to suck his own dick because no one else would. RIP Perez you sad mother fucker." That's the headline I want to read and I'm sure there are plenty of you out there who agree!
Aww….SLO! That's where I went to school. Did you go down to Splash Cafe Perez and had some Clam Chowder. It's the BEST!
aww…that was boring…i was hoping by something exciting you meant Zac Efron would show up or something…
yo.. so ur new claim to fame got u some $$.. boy we can tell u been eatin good. stop hatin on others and loose some weight fatty!!xoxoxo
CAL POLY ROCKS PEREZ you are awesome thank you for coming to our school SEXAAAY!!!!!
whats the exciting part in that video???
Hey, I live in SLO. How come you didn't warn us you were coming to town
Also, what do you "speak" on when you come to colleges. Inquiring minds want to know!!! 
OMG! THIS IS SO COOL.
I WAS THERE!
& PEREZ YOU WERE AMAZING!
SUPER FUNNY & NICE
LOVE THE SONG. HAHA.
THANKS FOR THE PREVIEW
COME BACK SOON!
CAL POLY SLO BABY!
& BTW. COMMENT #116
WE DID GET A CLOSE UP
THERE WAS A MEET & GREET
& PEREZ TOOK PICTURES WITH ALL OF US
CAL POLY!
Perez has got to be the ugliest man alive. The only people who leave positive comments are fat girls with low self-esteem.
Perez, you give gay men a bad name. A message to all readers: not all gay men are opportunistic gossips who thrive off of other individuals issues in life. Most have real jobs, are positive contributions to society and don't look and act like freak shows. Making oneself a celebrity this way is, well, classless.
You are a MAJOR DEAL, P!! Did you ever picture this?!
.
Btw… I really do love the new hair. Best look you've had yet. Really, really cute! Keep it!
oxoxoxoxoxoxoxxo
Peach
PEREZ, thanks so much for coming last night. you were great.
and good job posting the video! it made our day
WOOT ALMA MATER!
Go Mustands!!
Omg!!! Im so jealous! I graduated from Cal Poly last year! Should have stayed an extra year!
you're just jealous that perez didnt go to your school.
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The exciting part was hearing all the cal poly breezies scream
i think the exciting thing was toward the ending, it kinda sounded like someone said "BULLSHIT"
Perez, you make me smile. And I LOVE those glasses on you. FAB!
Oh my God!!! if i had known you were going to be in SLO i wouldve so been there. Im from that area! it does rock huh?? i love SLO!!!
OMG THAT WAS TOTALLY MY HOMETOWN!! so since i missed you visiting there and its all i've been hearing about from my slo friends, i think that you should come to my school and speak. COME TO UC DAVIS PEREZ!! because you're amazing =)
what the hell was the point in that video? Perez you are the gayest person i have ever seen you probably bounce on dildos in your spare time you queer
love to see you Perez….but I didn't really get why this made it onto your site…weird
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aww you did post this like you promised!! You rock. So glad you came to poly- we loved you!
I was expecting Efron to actually be there, that would have been exciting. I'm sorry Perez, but that wasn't exciting.
what was the exciting part? I thought zac efron would show up or something. A wave is hardly exciting…
thats where i live PRezzers!!!! Why didn't you call me hoe? Wed coulda went out!