This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Kathy Griffin > Photoshop Awardz
Yes, that really is Kathy Griffin on the cover of the new Advocate.
She personally called up Mariah and asked for the name of her retoucher.
Flawless work! You can barely tell she's 47 years old….or human!
Posted: January 26, 2008 at 1:21 am
Re: SO WHAT –
Why? That seems a little extreme, why so much hate? Don't you think that there are more important things to be angry at?
WHAT! i love kathy! she's so funny!!!
she sucks, no talent at all…her old ass needs to give it up
I love her.. she so CRAZZZY!
it took a while for her to grow on me but i like Kathy.
I loooooooooove Kathy. I hope her new boyfriend is worthy of her.
How many posts does it take to realize that this girl is GOD!!! She is THE most talented comedienne on the circuit today and ANYone who posts otherwise is just jealous or does'nt get it.. Kathy Griffin ROCKS MY WORLD!! Homophobes and Jesus-freaks need to get a FUCKING GRIP!! OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEP-LE!!!
It's a new day!!
Re: J – Isn't it a little ignorant to say that someone has been brainwashed by Christians? As if all Christians are brainwashers? "Nice Girl" didn't say anything about being Christian or what her belief system is. I am a Christian who loves all people, gay or straight. I believe people are born gay, as I have several gay friends and relatives. I know their daily struggles enough to know they wouldn't choose that life if they had a choice about it. I believe that God loves everybody but hates all sin. I am straight but I sin. God hates my sin as much as he hates my gay friend's sin. It's no different. I wish people would stop saying and believing that God hates homosexuals. He doesn't. He loves everybody.
P.S. I'm a "Jesus-Freak" and I happen to LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Kathy Griffin! She's da bomb!
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Really?? don't be mad at her, if it were not for retouching most of us would not have the incorrect notion that your are not a 200 lb mess…. Leave Kathy (and her retoucher) alone….
KATHY GRIFFIN for president!!!!
I would hit Kathy from the back VERY hard. I'd knock some sense into her gay lovin ass.
Re: A nice girl – How do explain the thousands of animal species that also use homosexuality. Some male peguins will mate for life & even use a rock as a fake egg to take care of. People have never been told what a human males sexuality is really like, right now the definition is controled by fear, ignorance, insecurity, hey the things you were just talking about, things really are the opposite of what they seem.
Vote for Hillary BIIIITCHES……. you too Perez!!
perez, i really hope you're not putting kathy down… yes, the photo is extremely airbrushed! but it's kathy!!!! whatever she does, is okay in my book!! she's the one ALWAYS defending us fags!!!
first of all, the picture is funny as hell…and second of all, about her photo being retouched…ummm…yah, duh, every freakin celebrities photo is retouched you idiot!!! really perez is that the best u can do???
Way to point out the obvious dumbass!!!!!
Kathy Is Jesus! I was just levitating across the room while talking to God, and we were laughing at all the hypocrites that call themselves Christians that are waiting on the rapture to take place, and he told me that it already took place 47 years ago. He gave Jesus a sex change and named him Kathy and placed her embryo in a "chosen woman" in Chicago, so my point is….Kathy is to be worshipped!!!
i dont care what anyone says Clay Akin is so not gay ! he is very straight and banged the hell out of Kathy Griffin like a screen door !
That's great!. . . Quit it. LOVE the greatness of humor that only a female comedian could replicate. It's genius! Horray for the charger! Histerical spread! pun.
Bless little Kathy's heathen heart. She makes all Irish women proud. I'm sorry things didn't work out with with her X. Catholic divorce is so very sticky. At least they didn't have children. I suppose an annullment was still possible even after so many years together. We luvs ya Kathy, my dear. Any chance you and Joan Rivers will ever do an act together? Yours is a pretty sight, no touch up necessary. you look like you have a rusted Brillo pad between your legs.
Re: The Crystal Methodist – I couldn't agree with you more. Kathy needs to bring Michael Brandon back on her show (or just send him to me, LOL!). How clever of her to take what is all around her (Hollywood) and figure how to make money off of trashing it. Kathy's the best.
God, I love Kathy.
are you people really that dense? A: Perez is being SARCASTIC and B: She's SUPER-DUPER re-touched on purpose assho*es- just like it's not an accident she's showing her snatch! I am just amazed you people are so freakin slow!
they musta worked some sort of digital sorcery to turn her into a young Lauren Holly
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE KATHY!! She is a straight talking, hilarious, "strong black woman!" (as she likes to say!)
But hope she doesn't get anymore cosmetic surgery…she's beautiful the way she is…age gracefully girl!!
Dude, it's part of the joke. She's supposed to look retouched.
LOVE K.G.. She's the shit! Always keepin' things lively! LOVE HER! Glad you posted this, Perez!!!
she is off and on but often a hoot. we love her in the UK! she makes fun of american culture- good for her.
WHAT?! No snatch SHOT! I feel cheated.
Kathy is a funny bitch. She says shit that we're all thinking, but are afraid to say. That's why you phony fockers hate her, she calls you out .
Kathy is beautiful - Perez's jealousy really does know bounds.
Kathy is smart, witty, engaging only getting better and delivers the best stand up of anyone on the circuit - when you think about it, this website is like a bad tribute act to her.
Maybe you should take it a step further talk to her hairdresser and try getting rid of your greasy rat tail extensions.
What happened to the dwarf she was dating?
No not Danny DiVito, the other dwarf
Kathy is great. I'm so glad her show is coming back for another season!!
seriously, i LOVE kathy!! i need to be her friend, although she would make fun of me every minute we were together!! but that's ok bc she is the funniest person alive!!
Looks like the next season of "Life on the D-List" will be even crazier than ever. And I bet she will have a special segment about this cover in her next stand up. Can't wait!! You gota love her.
I was hoping when you got to the perma link you could see apic of her with out the star on her crotch dang it1
Kathy is a nasty loud mouthed Jew bitch. Someone please tape her mouth and legs closed!
Kathy ROCKS! Too funny, the photo is over-shopped on purpose fools, as is the staging with the star over her crotch. helLO?!
Geez, get a sense of humor, or better still, if ya don't appreciate the humor, then just SUCK IT!
Re: Ginga Ninja – YES THERE'S A CURE FOR HOMOSEXUALITY!!!! IT'S CALLED
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is funny but most of the time she is annoying but good for woman comedian.
ya, i'm pretty sure she's that 'touched up' because she's poking fun at hollywood….
OMG I cant STAND her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She NEVER has made me laugh one time…ugh that gravel of a voice!…those stupid retouched pictures..that cocky snotty attitude…ewwwwwww she just sucks!!!!!!!!!!! F list for sure!!!
Kathy is freakin' hysterical! I love her!
I don't care how much they touch her up, she's still number ONE in my book. Love her!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Crystal Methodist – Glad she's your"GOD"…she sure as hell doesnt believe in the true GOD and obviously neither do YOU!!! She's an atheist skank! Hey K.G. you puke face…made fun of Jesus yet today?? Karma bitch Karma!!!
Re: Rom – I explain it that God doesnt make mistakes!!…he didnt make man to lay with man.Man decides who he has sex with. Nuff said.
Re: Jesse – Better watch crossing the street today you idiot! You might be meeting Jesus sooner than you thought! You,ll really wish you knew him then.
Kathy's FABULOUS - the cover is great!
She looks awesome. I can't believe you would say she does not look human! She looks great! And you call yourself a gay man in America. Where is your loyalty?
Re: A nice girl – YOU'RE FUCKING IDIOT AND A BIGOT! YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT MAKES PEOPLE GAY. IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN BEING A HETERO IS ALSO A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE. AND YOU'RE THE PROOF IT'S SO FAR OUT ON SOME PEOPLE IT MAKES THEM MORONS!
She used to be my favorite comedian of all time.
yawwwwnnnnn
but she dissapeared.
looks like lauren holly
Re: repent and be free –
Do you have any evidence to support your claim? No? I didn't think so.
And I am positive that there is only one D in God not twenty. Also the fact that you are on this site tells me you are working through some serious anger issues.
Re: doggie balls – Again, a guy who licks his own mother's cunt trashing women! You're such a fucking asshole, I don't know why you keep coming to a GAY site except your unresolved sexual issues. I sure hope you aren't stringing some poor female along hiding your miserable misogyny behind a mask of masculinity that even you are uncomfortable with. Stick to licking you mom!
Hahaha, that's an amazing photo. Great concept. Very original.
Re: repent and be free – GOD DOES EXIST! HE EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF THE DELUDED. HE EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF THE WEAK WILLED. HE EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF THE ONES WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A REASON OR AN ANSWER. HE EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF THE ONES WHO HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE AND AREN'T SATISFIED. HE EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF THE DRUG ADDICTED. HE EXISTS IN THE MINDS OF THE THE ONES WHO CAN'T COPE WITH REALITY. HE EXISTS IN THE WORLD'S RELIGIONS TO FLEECE THE FLOCK!
PEREZ:
QUIT HATING ON KATHY. SHE'S THE OPPOSITE OF EVERYTHING YOU SUPPOSEDLY DESPISE!!! SHE'S MADE IT ON TALENT, NOT SHOWING HER CROTCH OR GOING TO REHAB AND SHE'S HONEST ABOUT THE WORK SHE'S HAD DONE. SHE'S SO FREAKING AUTHENTIC AND FUNNY - SHE MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO DESERVES IMMUNITY FROM YOUR WICKED SNARKINESS!!!!!
are those flies hovering around ???
The dress she's wearing is Rami Kashou from Project Runway.
im not a fan of hers… but SCHWING!!
I'd totally fuck her if she looked like that!
Here's a tip from an Australian - Kathy - red hair and ebony eye's..um.. no matter how much photoshop you paid for, you still look like you've got horns and goat feet. The Rage-Carrie2.
D-List =27's Devils Advocate. Spy. Shredder.
Harvey's Milk.
Just call me Blondie - Atomic. Five little words for you Kathy - I thank Jesus for everything.
Told you He would be In Peace but busy.
Thanks for posting Kathy Griffin info Perez. She is sooo funny. I cannot wait for her next stand-up Bravo special.
I AGREE #3 LEACHES LIKE HER MAKE ME SICK
ALSO THE HEATH T SHIRT SAYING WISH IT WAS BRITNEY BAD BAD TASTE ANOTHER ASSHOLE TRYING TO CAPITOLIZE OFF BRITNEY AND HEATHS DEATH SHAME ON YOU
Re: again – I guess "a nice girl" is looking for some attention and controversy.
I love Kathy! I'm dying to see her live. COME TO BOSTON!!!
i hope kathy is laughing. she is so sweet! I miss her show
Hey bitches, JOin the group ALbino Wino VS Unfitney who will O.D. first on Facebook !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOin now bitches
Re: Tiffany –
couldnt have said it better myself!! Tiffany
perez, i love how you make fun of how unhuman other ppl look, while you look like a fat ape. Maybe YOU should hire mariah's retoucher. Kathy may be 47 but you need it more than her!!
Not many people can make me laugh but I LOVE her she's fricken the BOMB!!!!!!!!
We love you in CANADA Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love it! Kathy is hilarious!
Totally thought that was Lauren Holly…….
.. shes so white
Whatever, Perez, you're just mad she has more gays than you ever will. She's funnier, too.
She most likely knows it's going to be touched up and airbrushed - she loves that shit.
Wow,, its cool that she's trying to make a statement,, but put yer cooch "on display" as a joke or not is sick… especially at 47… she just blends in to the rest of the too skinny, too plastic and too skanky hollywood.
Last Comic Standing.
3 Non-Blondes?
Kathy Louis Griffin. X
Eddie Munster.X
A Blonde. Home Run.
I wish that I had Jesse's girl….in your dreams Eddie.
Love Kathy, Love the Cover…hilarious!
I loooooove her, her new look, and her boyfriend$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN.
That is all.
Kathy could turn into a pork rind and I would still love her.
Love Kathy G! She looks hot!
Well Professor Nice Girl!
You seem to have solved this problem called "Homosexuality". Maybe you should write a paper or something, your incredible insights combined with an obvious intelligence on the matter should result in the Nobel prize being awarded; Post-Haste!
But, tell me, is it natural to be so narrow minded, smug and ignorant?
Probably is (sadly) but it ain't good. Thats for sure.
I NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE MADE THAT ACCEPTANCE SPEECH DENOUNCING JESUS. I HAVE AN OPINION ON EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING IS MY BUSINESS.
Don't diss our Kathy! She's got more class than most (although I blush saying this after seeing the photo above). I love Kathy! She's funny, sensative, and hasn't lost touch with reality. You go girl!
OOPS…ON THAT LAST POST I MEANT TO POST MYSELF AS P.M. HEE HEE….I JUST BUSTED MYSELF. I GUESS ME AND DR. PHIL ARE GUILTY OF THE SAME THING. POSING AS A DOCTOR! HEE HEE……HOLLA AT ME PEEPS!….JJ
She is the FUNNIEST woman in Hollywood and she tells it like it is
Re: A nice girl – bitch get a fucken life and a clue…
oh and Kathy Griffin should be on the A list. love her to death…
RIGHT ON KATHY!!! KEEP IT UP!!!
Thats mean she is working very well with what shes got. I think she is hilarious!
#1
Re: Greencard – JESUS GOT BUT FUCKED ON THE THE DINING ROOM TABLE BY 12 MEN! SUPERSTITIOUS HORSESHIT!
SUCK IT JEEZ-ASS
Obviously, Perez, you don't get the joke. She's airbrushed to look more like Paris Hilton. Do you bag on EVERYONE simply b/c you're fat and ugly?
fuckin right! she should run for perezident!
i pretty much worship kathy griffin. she is hilarious and awesome. the end.
haha this is really funny! I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN!
OMG HAHA! I LOVE KATHY GRIFFIN! SHE SHOUL BE OUR FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT!
I like her…I don't think it's necessarily that big of a photoshop deal, she looks good cuz her skin is washed out by the flash…maybe got a touchup on her thighs but she's in good shape anyway.