This Is Not A Joke
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Yes, that really is Kathy Griffin on the cover of the new Advocate.
She personally called up Mariah and asked for the name of her retoucher.
Flawless work! You can barely tell she's 47 years old….or human!
Posted: January 26, 2008 at 1:21 am
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Perez hates anyone with talent. He/she sucks!
she looks great. you should be nice to kathy, perez, you are in the same business!
SHE'S A DISCUSTING PIG.
NOT AN OUNCE OF CLASS !
Why is everyone making such a big deal of of him dying? It's no as though we have lost a largely influential actor/actress. Personally, I never felt that he was a particularly good actor.
Re: A nice girl –
#39
I AM A STRAIGHT WOMAN AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT, AS A STRIGHT PERSON YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW A GAY PERSON FEELS.
ARE YOU A DOCTOR? DID PEREZ ASK FOR YOUR OPINION ON HIS LIFESTYLE, MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
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LIVE AND LET LIVE HONEY !
She lookes like a a man, actually a lot like the swedish dragartist, Christer Lindarw.
Re: Tink –
#176
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PLEASE "YOU HOPE SHE COMES TO BOSTON"?
HOPE SHE STAYS OUT OF SOUTHIE !
SHE'S A SKANK, SHE'S LIKE A WALKING STD.
Re: A nice girl –
what a big moron!! "nice girl"??people like you make me sick!!! no, I'm not gay, but i respect everyone's right to love whomever they wish!!!!
Re: repent and be free –
i feel so sorry for all you brainwashed, ignorant people!!!!
I love Kathy Griffin. All you who don't can suck my dick, to quote the Lady Griffin.
Re: denise –
LOL you're so right!!!
don't be hatin' on kathy. i freaking love that woman.
Hysterical……..oh The Advocate, wow, groundbreaking…..
Your so jealous of Kathy, its a little pathetic….
Perhaps you should call Mariah touch up artist, Perez. You fat fuck.
love the dress and the heels
YES!!! kathy i love u sooo much
Re: CANDY CAINE – He got "but fucked"? Is that anything like getting "butt fucked"? You're an idiot!!!!!
Damn this bitch looks hot! Hell yea I'd bang 5 years out of her life in a moment!
God I LOVE HER…….. how can you not???
After all the plastic surgery she has had, she is still so ugly. IT'S LIKE HER OLD FACE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!!
After all the plastic surgery she has had, she is still so ugly. IT'S LIKE HER OLD FACE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!!
After all the plastic surgery she has had, she is still so ugly. IT'S LIKE HER OLD FACE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!!
After all the plastic surgery she has had, she is still so ugly. IT'S LIKE HER OLD FACE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!!
After all the plastic surgery she has had, she is still so ugly. IT'S LIKE HER OLD FACE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!!
After all the plastic surgery she has had, she is still so ugly. IT'S LIKE HER OLD FACE JUST WON'T GIVE UP!!!!
I LOVE HER!
ROFL! I love that she did a crotch shot for the cover
She's too hilarious!
hahahahaha she is HILARIOUS!
SHE CRACKS ME UP!
I have to admit that I liked her looks better BEFORE she had the plastic surgery. That being said, she is AWESOMELY UPROARIOUS and IRREVERENT and AUDACIOUS. If you've never heard her comedy, you totally don't get the picture. It's a PARODY people!
Now get your dictionary and look up those big words!
Re: Bianca –
I know that's right
Re: A nice girl –
Is this that Phelps Hag? Girl please fuck-off.
Signed,
One Motherfuckin' Bad Girl
i think the retouching is at least a little bit a part of the mockery.
haha this pic rocks! i love her,i love her better than Sarah Silverman.
I loves me some Kathy griffin. That woman is hilarious. Stop being mean to her Perez!
Honestly, it's not as funny when you pick on celebrities who are actually talented.
I must admit, this cover is hella funny :p
GOD i hate this stupid bitch!! she is not funny, she is extremely ANNOYING & wtf is up with her hair?!
I love Kathy… she says what i'm thinking..lol
//Slash// She definately needs a tan..
Re: A nice girl – your a dumb ass
Screw the airbrushing…that picture is hilarious!
Re: A nice girl – hey you CUNT what the fuck????? out of nowhere you started blabbing about Homosexuality and what you think of it , keep your STUPID USELESS OPINIONS TO YOURSELF, and I don't care if you have relatives and friends that are gay , so then why don't you tell your DUMBASS OPINIONS to them ???? instead you decided to type this NON SENSE here for PEREZ to read and for others too , and now you have to DEAL with me and your HUMILIATION , YOU FUCKING BIGOT TWAT , save it for your friends and relatives that are gay , maybe they are STUPID ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO YOU , FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CUM WHORE !!!!!!!
MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS DOUCHE BAG !!!!!
Re: again – I BELIEVE YOU ARE THE ONE THA HAVE A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE , THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T EVEN FOCUS ON THE TOPIC HERE , THIS TOPIC IS ABOUT KATHY GRIFFIN , AND SAVE YOUR RETARDED OPINIONS TO YOUR DUMB ASS
GAY RELATIVES AND FRIENDS AND NO THE NAME YOU USED DON'T FIT YOU AT ALL IT SHOULD READ :
A BIGOT PIECE OF SHIT GIRL WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SHUT HER CUM HOLE AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS
FUCKING IGNORANT CUNT DRIPPING PUSSY SWALLOWING CUM WHORE !!!!!!!!
I loveeeeeeeee Kathy Griff!
usually funny, i like her________i have 2 girlfreinds, & my girlfriends have boyfriends, nasty situation,,,,,,, BEER ME
Re: SO WHAT – you are another IGNORANT BREEDER that is DUMB enough that only gay people can get hiv/aids , hey DOUCHE BAG news flash for your STUPID ASS , IGNORANT BREEDERS like yourself can get it too , don't be fooled
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER , and since you don't have any knowledge chances are you will get it too DOUCHE BAG
Re: Slurpee – keep dreaming because I don't think Kathy Griffin will even take one look at your FUG IGNORANT ASS , DOUCHE BAG
Re: MELLIE – Kathy Griffin will and always be better than your SAD ASS
MELLIE ,at least Kathy has an amazing career , she is really funny and a very good comedian and most of all RICH, unlike you what do you have ? full of HATRED, you are BITTER and a COMPLETE LOSER , so there SUCK IT , SUCK IT HARD DOUCHE BAG
She is a d-list and further she DOES NOT look like this - give me a freakin break - what a joke!!!!
Re: repent and be free – I don't need your FUCKING GOD TO SAVE MY GAY ASS , here is an idea for you though IGNORANT DOUCHE BAG
WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE YOUR FUCKING GOD UP YOUR ASS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS !!!!!!!!
Re: Vanessa – NO, VANESSA YOU ARE THE STUPID BITCH NOT KATHY GRIFFIN , SHE HAPPENS TO BE A VERY TALENTED COMEDIAN AND RICH AND YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A JEALOUS , BITTER HATEFUL NO CAREER , NO MONEY CUNT , IN OTHER WORDS YOU ARE A COMPLETE LOSER AND KATHY GRIFFIN ROCKS!!!!!!
Re: Becky – like you never made a mistake typing ????? it's called TYPO , everyone does it and I'm sure CANDY CAINE messed up on typing but that doesn't make him an idiot , I happened to like his comments about Jesus and how he drank to much wine and got gang banged by his 12 Apostles , LMFAO
Re: tonya – A RICH D LISTER , UNLIKE YOU TONYA YOU'RE AN F-LIST
AND POOR , MEANWHILE KATHY GRIFFIN IS LAUGHING HER WAY TO THE BANK SO SUCK ON THAT TONYA
Love her!
luv her and i luv perez also
Re: Dramaqueen – oh please, shut the fuck up !!!! like you are so HOT
whatever , I'm sure you and your mother is WAY UGLIER than Kathy , at least Kathy has tons of money for a plastic surgery , and kathy is not the best looking chick but hey at least she is funny and talented and mostly RICH so she can have more plastic surgery if she wants to UNLIKE you and your mother you guys are both so FUG and will remain FUGS because you guys can't afford to have your FUGLINESS fixed, no wonder you are such a HATER and full of DRAMA
Re: Becky – IT'S A KEY STROKE CUNTS-WAY-LOW! THE THOUGHTS SAME, IT'S ALL A LOAD OF SUPERSTITIOUS BULLSHIT TO CONTROL PEOPLE. FUCKING ASSHOLE.
Re: Nancy – FUCKING CUNT!!!
Re: A nice girl – It's nothing you can cure honey. Get over it and do some actual research on the subject.
Kathy is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA List all the way, baby!
sooo i met kathy in times square on new years eve this year… WHAT A SWEETHEART. her camera crew was following her around and i yelled KATHY I LOVE YOUUUUU. and she graciously said thank you. if you see a crazy bitch on her show next season its proly me =)
Re: CANDY CAINE – I agree with Becky. You're an idiot who can't type or use proper grammar to save your life.
Re: OH SHUT THE FUCK UP BECKY !!!! – You can't spell or use proper grammar either, Moron! Are you and Candy related or possibly the same person? Haha.. Glad I could make you so mad!
again, anopther stupid stab at britney, give it a rest. honestly, britney is amazing, she seams to be making alot of people famous, cause the minute u take a stab at her, BAm you famous!
Talk about a belated 'Advocate' cover for Kathy. She's been our favorite fag-hag for at least 2-3 years.
Re: ryan – How do you know it's not making fun of Paris Hilton? She has been photographed in this very position herself. Honestly, if you're not smart enough to keep your legs closed when you don't have panties on, you're free game and just asking for trouble!
HAG!
I bet she has a HUGE COCK!!!!!!!!
Too fuckin' funny. I love Kathy.
Saw her latest stand-up routine and she is starting to repeat stuff that got big laughs in the past. Not so funny the 3rd or 4th time around. She needs new writers. She only 47??? I thought she was easily in her mid to late 50's with that strange, out of proportioned body shape and the badly stretched face and neck. Looks like she has a gizzard. Her novelty is suddenly starting to wear thin……….
KATHY, YOU ARE AMAZING, COME TO UNIVERSITY OF MAINE! I know you'll be reading these comments you whore!
Re: Candy Is An Idiot – THE GRAMMAR'S PERFECT, YOU JUST CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, CUNTS-WAY-LOW! SCHIZOPHRENIA ANYONE? YOU POST AS ANOTHER TO GIVE YOURSELF VALIDITY. NOT WORKING ASSHOLE. YOUR JUST ANOTHER SHEEP FOLLOWING THE CULT OF RELIGION. AND I NEVER GIVE UP!
Re: CANDY CAINE – Funny, I think the same of you, posting under different names. And YOUR grammar is far from perfect, Sweetie. When you say "YOUR just another sheep" it should be "YOU'RE" as in "YOU ARE just another sheep". YOUR shows possession. Retard…
Re: Candy Is An Idiot! – Ladies PLEASE! As with most posts on this site, the grammar, spelling, punctuation and syntax are irrelevant to the message. The important thing seems to be expressing your opinions no matter how extreme or verbose. Forget the intangibles of "proper" English and stick to the meat of the matters at hand. Trash away, there will always be someone to take the opposite position.
kathy griffen is hilarious. she makes fun of herself, celebrities and the all the B.S. that is hollywood. i think of all the people in hollywood she is the only one that is SANE.
I watching her do stand up on her show. She's hilarious.
She beat u on that joke. She already said she was going to be airbrushed on Jimmy Kimmel. She was hilarious. You're mad at her for calling you out & she had a point.
Re: YouShutTheFuckUp – YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE ME MAD BUT IT'S NOT GONNA WORK , BUT I WILL GLAD TO HUMILIATE YOU ANYTIME
YOU CUNT DRIPPING PUSSY SWALLOWING CUM WHORE !!!!!!!!!!!!
OH AND GO PLAY WITH YOUR NASTY VAGINA , BECAUSE YOU KNOW NO ONE ELSE WILL AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT SHOVE YOUR FUCKING GOD UP YOUR ASS !!!!!
I'M ACTUALLY GLAD YOU RESPONDED DOUCHE BAG , IT'S REALLY GETTING SO BORING HERE LATELY , I LOVE WHEN SOMEONE REPLIES TO MY POST
SO, THANK YOU BECKY CUM WHORE
Re: URA DUMB CUNT – no YOU ARE the stupid ignorant intolerant asswipe!! God will deal with YOU on a personal level on the day you croak off this planet…GOOD LUCK to ya !
Re: URA DUMB CUNT – no YOU ARE the stupid ignorant intolerant asswipe!! God will deal with YOU on a personal level on the day you croak off this planet…Go away!
THIS SKANK REALLY THINKS I'M MAD , BUT THE TRUTH IS SHE IS THE ONE MAD AS IN CRAZY MAD , HEY DOUCHE BAG PIECE OF SHIT , THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN SAY HERE THAT CAN MAKE ME MAD , BUT YOU CAN TRY UNTIL YOU DIE , AND HONESTLY, IT IS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS IF I POST IN CAPS LOCK OR POST IN DIFFERENT NAMES, ACTUALLY I'M NOT EVEN USING NAMES IT'S MORE LIKE A TITLE AND I PREFER IT IN CAPS LOCK SO EVERYBODY CAN READ MY HUMILIATION I'M GIVING YOU , AGAIN THANK YOU FOR CHECKING IN AND RESPONDING TO MY POST , IT IS SUCH JOY TO HUMILIATE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOURSELF
KATHY HAS TALENT. SHE HAS PAID HER DUES AND WORKS HER ASS OFF. I CANT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE WOULD HATE ON HER BUT HEY TO EACH HIS OWN. I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE HER SHOW AND SHE IS GOOD AT WHAT SHE DOES. I HOPE TO GET MY BF TO GO A SHOW. I THINK SHE IS A TOP NOTCH COMEDIAN AND PERFORMER. PEREZ I ALSO THINK SHE HAS MORE TALENT IS TELLING GOSSIP IN HER LITTLE FINGER THAN YOU DO IN YOUR LITTLE EXCUSE FOR A PENIS
Re: LOL DREAM ON DOUCHE BAG – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i,LL BE HOPING "GOD" SAYS THE SAME THING TO YOUR STUPID RETARDED ASSHOLE, WHEN HE ASKS YOU WHY YOU SAID THAT ABOUT HIM!!! OMG are you are an idiot !your mother surely wanted a miscarriage!!
Re: dumbasses – AND SHOVE YOUR DOUCHE BAG IMAGINARY GOD UP YOUR ASS !!!!!
Re: Dramaqueen – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: LOL DREAM ON DOUCHE BAG – Wow, your life must suck. You are very hateful but I don't blame you. I would be too if I was as retarded as you. Hahahahahahahaha.
Re: LOL DREAM ON DOUCHE BAG – Candy, is that you? If you're not mad, why all the caps? Just curious… Loser.
Re: Where are My Gays – ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww who'd wanna suck that little tiny thing??? Who could even FIND it???????????? Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: YouShutTheFuckUp – ARE NOT RELATED OR THE SAME PERSON
IT JUST SHOWS HOW DUMB YOU ARE AND YOU THINK YOU' RE SO FUCKING SMART THAT YOU TRY TO TEACH ME GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION
WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR CUM HOLE AND SHOVE YOUR" KNOWLEDGE" UP YOUR NASTY ASS TOGETHER WITH YOUR DOUCHE BAG GOD , OKAY , CUM WHORE ???:)
Re: CANDY CAINE – Youre CERTAINLY bound for HELL and we,ll allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll be laughing when youre beggin for help!! Man you are one stupid ignorant sum bitch!! Good luck when you croak and BEG for His forgiveness!! its too late then asswipe!! Good Luck…………
Re: dumbasses – HA HA HA HA HA! god is a figment of your imagination! It's just a made up scare ploy to control fools like you. I'm not afraid of this kind of horseshit nor will I "go away". I'll always be calling out this trash of religion and if YOU want to ruled by these ancient fairy tales be my guest.
Re: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMBASS !!! – Yeah..you,ll be laughing ,when you stand BEFORE HIM you retard!!! I,ll be laughing my ass off for sure tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Soooo good at what she does! Love her.
SO I WILL GLADLY GIVE IT TO THIS DOUCHE BAG CUM WHORE , AND NO I AM NOT CANDY CAINE DUMBASS AND I AM ONLY HATEFUL TO DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU
FOR THE MOST PART I AM SWEET AS A LAMB , BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM DEGRADING USELESS FUCKTARDS LIKE YOURSELF , AND KEEP ASSUMING WHATEVER YOU WANT
KNOCK YOURSELF OUT ,THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT CAN HURT ME , BUT SINCE I LOVE POSTING HERE IN PEREZ , I WILL AWAYS HAVE TIME TO DEGRADE YOUR SORRY ASS
Re: BECKY IS A DELUSIONAL CUNT – Stick and stones. If you're not mad, why do you keep posting in reply to yourself? I am beginning to think by your writing style that you're like some 12 yr. old kid whose parents are neglecting the shit out of you by letting you roam the internet unsupervised. I don't like fighting with kids so I'll leave you alone. I feel really, really, really, really sorry for you. Go find Jesus, Honey. He loves you SO much!
Re: Nancy – Noooooooooooo its just fucking RUDE SELF CENTERED MEAN AND UNFUNNY!!!Why do fags find her so HYSTERICAL???????????..If She Hated THEM..theyd sure as hell have a fucking protest rally against HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: hxccolleenhxc – So why dont you BOW DOWN to the ugly bitch of mean???Find someone BETTER to worship!!
Re: BECKY IS A DELUSIONAL CUNT – Stick and stones. Candy, if you're not mad, why do you keep posting in reply to yourself? I am beginning to think by your writing style that you're like some 12 yr. old kid whose parents are neglecting the shit out of you by letting you roam the internet unsupervised. I don't like fighting with kids so I'll leave you alone. I feel really, really, really, really sorry for you. Go find Jesus, Honey. He loves you SO much!
Re: Becky – NO, I AM NOT MAD I'M HAVING FUN AT YOUR EXPENSE AND FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT CANDY CAINE DUMBASS CUNT , AND NOT THAT THIS IS ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS , I LOVE USING CAPS LOCK WHY???? JUST BECAUSE …
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING , THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THE LOVELY EVENING UNFORTUNATELY ME AND MY BF ARE GOING OUT TONIGHT UNLIKE YOU ,YOU ARE PROBABLY GLUED TO YOUR COMPUTER, BECAUSE CUM WHORE FUG DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOURSELF DON'T HAVE LIVES THAT'S WHY THEY SPEND HOURS AND HOURS HERE IN PEREZ POSTING , I MEAN I LOVE PEREZ BUT I ALSO LOVE TO GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH MY FRIENDS
BY THE WAY YOU HAVE THE MOST RETARDED NAME , IT FITS YOU SO WELL
OH BECKY YOU ARE A SAD PIECE OF SHIT