This Is Not A Joke
Filed under: Gay Gay Gay > Kathy Griffin > Photoshop Awardz
Yes, that really is Kathy Griffin on the cover of the new Advocate.
She personally called up Mariah and asked for the name of her retoucher.
Flawless work! You can barely tell she's 47 years old….or human!
Posted: January 26, 2008 at 1:21 am
Re: DAMN, YOU ARE SLOW – Yes, your name Candy Caine is SO much better than Becky, right? You can't even spell Candy Cane properly. JESUS LOVES YOU! Even if you are kinda dumb. You can say you're not mad but when you can't say anything but vile words like CUNT and CUM WHORE, you're not fooling anybody. See, nobody calls me names like that so I'm not quick to use those kinds of words myself. I have more self respect for myself than to use disgusting language like that but you on the other hand must be accustomed to hearing those. People call your those things a lot, don't they? I'm sorry. JESUS LOVE YOU!
Re: URA DUMBASS ALRIGHT! – Youre the biggest FOOL!..and youre gonna find out I was right when you DIE!……….sad…laugh it up while youre here on Earth………Mock God…go ahead….He want wanna know you…You know your gonna stand before Him right?? Well..YOU ARE>>> laugh away you fool.
what the fuck ??? why is it that every fucking topic here on Perez is always being bombarded by a bunch of religious freaks? if someone don't want to follow your beliefs , they are entitled to it , I believe Jesus was a good man but I don't think he saved me from my sins , and whether someone is straight or gay they sin , we all do I personally don't like it when someone tells me GOD LOVES YOU or JESUS LOVES YOU let me decide for myself and leave it like that
anyways this topic is about Kathy Griffin and I think she rocks !!!!!
Re: DAMN, YOU ARE SLOW – and one day you will grow UP! Wont the world be a FINER place!! Hope you BF gives you a disease you stupid CAPS irritating ass.
I would bang her silly.
Kathy is my God now bitches!!!
Re: dumbasses – Tell the big fake cheese to bring it on! Where's your proof? Where's your proof the ANY deities exist? All you idiots do is repeat the same old crap that you were brainwashed with as children,. Surprise, I was raised as a catholic, school, church, catechism the whole nine yards. They could not have done a better job of convincing me that it's all just a load of horseshit. The dogma, the "miracles, the outrageous LIES, It didn't take me too long at 11 or 12 to realize this crap was contrived to control. Just because the stories keep being repeated over the centuries doesn't make them TRUE. For thousands of years the whole world thought the planet was flat, it's NOT. Most humans have an incessant need to look for something "else" in their lives so men made up god to validate his own existence. The world's still NOT FLAT and never will be.
Re: Dumber Than Dog Shit – Your name suits you well.
Love you Kathy!! Kathy rocks.
Re: blow it – self righteous DOUCHE BAG and I don't give a shit if your BELOVED DOUCHE BAG JESUS loves me or not FUCKTARD !!!!!!!!
shove your religion up your ass !!!!!!
Re: JESUSISAWESOME! – It's a reference to YOU and jeezass and the rest of the deluded morons following a dead man!
Re: dumbasses – KEEP MOCKING YOUR IMAGINARY GOD AND I AM NOT SCARED AT ALL, BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU I AM NOT A PUPPET OF ANY RELIGION
DOUCHE BAG PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!
Re: blow it – that's all you can do because NOTHING is gonna change
I will live my life GOD LESS and be CONTENT and HAPPY about it UNLIKE YOU you will keep being a PUPPET to your DOUCHE BAG GOD and USELESS RELIGION
Re: ew kathyyyy??????????????????? – why do you even care if the gays love Kathy Griffin ???? mind your own fucking business
Re: SticksAndStones – FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT CANDY AND NO I CAN BE NICE BUT NEVER TO DOUCHE BAG RELIGIOUS FREAKS LIKE YOURSELF , I ALWAYS FIND IT FULFILLING TO CALL YOUR KIND DEROGATORY NAMES , BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN, AND IF YOU SAY ONE MORE TIME "JESUS LOVES YOU" I MIGHT HAVE TO KILL YOU SO FOR YOUR OWN SAKE ,SHUT YOUR CUM HOLE AND PREACH ABOUT THAT DOUCHE BAG JESUS ONLY TO YOUR KIND , OKAY DOUCHE BAG ?
ARE ALL DELUSIONAL DOUCHE BAG PUPPETS , HONESTLY I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF YOU BELIEVE ON JESUS OR GOD OR THE FUCKING BIBLE AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE AND AS LONG AS YOU DON'T SHOVE YOUR STUPID BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT
AND SINCE THIS IS A KATHY GRIFFIN TOPIC THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT HER
I LOVE YOU KATHY GRIFFIN AND YOU PEREZ YOU GUYS ROCK MY WORLD !!!!!:)
Re: dumbasses – QUIT PREACHING AND SHOVING YOUR USELESS RELIGION UP MY ASS , I LIKE SOMETHING UP MY ASS LOL BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S YOUR STUPID BELIEFS , FUCKING DOUCHE BAG
Re: blow it – WRONG !!!! the world will be a better place without FREAKS like yourself
Kathy Griffin Rules!!!!!
what's the point in photoshopping so much? every1 knows she has the face of a turd. who does she think she's fooling?
Re: NO DUMBASS – Why do you get so mad when someone says Jesus Loves You? It's true. He loves everybody. What's wrong with you?
Re: NO DUMBASS – How do you think you'll be able to kill someone who posts anonymously on a website? It may be illegal to post things like that (threaten murder) just like it's illegal when you go into chat rooms and ask little kids to have sex with you. Just sayin'. Why don't you just shut up already? Everyone here is sick of you, so SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOUCHEBAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KATHY MY FAV! KEEP PUTTING YOUR VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE AND WENT THOUGH ALL OF THEM ALREADY! i NEED MORE! MORE DAMIT! I NEED MORE! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHES THE BESTEST AND MOST SEXIEST GODMOTHER U CUD HAVE LOVE YA KATHY
….i love her…!!!!!!
Re: SticksAndStones – NOW THAT IT'S SUNDAY MORNING AND ALL THE GODLY AWFULS ARE IN CHURCH, YOU CAN READ THIS LATER. YOU WISH THERE WAS JUST ONE OF US WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF THIS GOD FABLE BUT I'M NOT POSTING AS "DAMN YOU'RE SLOW" OR ANYONE ELSE. I POST AS CANDY CAINE ONLY AND FOR YOU MORONS, THE NAME IS CAINE
C-A-I-N-E AS IN "THE CAINE MUTINY". IT IS MY MISSION TO REBEL AND EXPOSE THE SCAM OF RELIGION. CATHOLICISM, ISLAM, GREEK MYTHOLOGY, SCIENTOLOGY, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. THEY ROB THE SPIRIT AND THE POCKET AND BREED FEAR AND HATRED. REAL NICE FOR A "LOVING" GOD DON'T YOU THINK? TAKE A LOOK AT HISTORY AND SEE WHAT HORRIBLE CRIMES AND MILLIONS OF DEATHS HAVE BEEN COMMITTED IN THE NAME OF GOD! BULLSHIT! IF THERE IS A GOD, HE SHOULD BE STRUNG UP BY THE BALLS FOR LETTING THE WORLD ROT AS IT IS TODAY. THE ENTIRE PLANET IS OUT OF CONTROL AND THE GODLY ASSHOLES FROM THE CHRISTIANS TO THE JIHADISTS ARE WAGING A HOLY WAR BECAUSE THEY "KNOW" THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES WHO HAVE "GOD" ON THEIR SIDE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN, HEARD OR READ ANYTHING THAT EVEN REMOTELY "PROVES" THE EXISTANCE OF ANY DIETY. IT'S ALL A LOAD OF PHONY STORIES PASSED DOWN TO FRIGHTEN & CONTROL THE WEAK OF MIND. AND THIS SITE SHOWS A CROSS SECTION OF JUST HOW MANY WEAK WILLED MINDLESS SHEEP THERE ARE. FUCK GOD FUCK FUCK ALLAH FUCK BAGHAVAN FUCK THE BIBLE FUCK JESUS & FUCK YOU.
Re: Lindi – I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR DOUCHE BAG JESUS LOVES ME OR NOT , BESIDES HE IS ALL AN ILLUSION , SO WHY DON'T YOU SHUT YOUR CUM HOLE AND LEAVE ME BE , AREN'T YOU SUPPOSE TO BE IN CHURCH LICKING YOUR BELOVED JESUS'S NASTY ASS ???? FUCKING DOUCHE BAG !!!!!
Re: Jane – first of all DOUCHE BAG, it is none of your concern how ever I want to KILL that person , and since you responded to my post which I truly love
:) , it's ON , now it is time for your MAJOR HUMILIATION, CUNT DRIPPING PUSSY SWALLOWING CUM WHORE , and you need to shut your CUM HOLE because if there is someone SICK and TIRED of these DOUCHE BAGS forcing their RIDICULOUS BELIEFS and USELESS RELIGION up my ass it's me , okay FUCKTARD ????
every fucking time there is a topic here on perez , all these DOUCHE BAGS do is RUIN the topic with their GOD and JESUS and the FUCKING BIBLE
so you are the one that needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUCHE BAG PIECE OF TURD
otherwise you have to DEAL with me and my LOVELY HUMILIATION for you JANE
:)
Re: CANDY CAINE – you tell it to them your way, I am personally just had enough of these SELF RIGHTEOUS RELIGIOUS FREAKS always telling us how we should live our lives according to their RIDICULOUS BELIEFS AND USELESS RELIGION
I love your take on how JESUS DRANK TO MUCH WINE AND GOT BUTT FUCKED BY HIS 12 APOSTLES ROTFLMFAO, keep up the GOOD WORK
Re: Dumber Than Dog Shit – 11 or 12?….Wow you suddenly became a GENIUSand proved there wasnt a God!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA too funny!!!!
if you don't like kathy, you have NOOO sense of humor. and you can suck my dick. i love you kathy!!!!!
Re: Eat The Dog Shit – So happy He knows you feel that way!! God will deal with you…so thats cool with me! smiles
Re: CANDY CAINE – Mannnnn youre sooooo posessed by satan apparently!….You sure are a hateful person and somebody has done really awful shit to you in this life I can tell!!! It wasnt God tho…He would only LOVE you…You should try to get that satanic shit outta your life and find happiness. Feel sorry for ya dude….Jesus Saves.
Re: Anonymous – let that dogface griffin suck your dick…nobody else would want to………..
Re: hooooooo hooooo – you can BITCH and MOAN about your DOUCHE BAG GOD , honestly if it's true that there is one (which I don't believe at all )
HE , SHE OR THAT "IT" is the one that is going to be out of answers with all the VALID
QUESTIONS I WILL ASK THAT FUCKTARD GOD OF YOURS , by the way did you know that most DRAG QUEENS , believes that GOD IS A DRAG QUEEN HERSELF? LOL
living in HEAVEN WHERE IT'S ALL WHITE AND PUFFY and everything is made of GOLD with a BUNCH OF HALF NAKED ANGELS RUNNING AROUND PRAISING HER HIGHNESS
maybe the DRAG QUEENS ARE RIGHT, TALKING ABOUT BEING GAY , WHAT ELSE COULD BE GAYER THAN THAT ??? LMFAO
I can't help but notice all these talk about religion god , it seems this is way off topic here since this topic is about Kathy Griffin, but I would like to share my thoughts about this.
I was raised as a Catholic , was an altar boy and the whole nine yards , got almost molested by the priest so I told my parents I don't want to do a "service" at the church any longer , but I continued respecting their beliefs although for me my fascination with the church , all the saints and everything that I see inside the church is nothing but a lot to do with ART , they were beautifully made, made by man ,created by mankind , but I always just wanted to be a better person and since
I try to not be mean spirited or try to fuck someone over just to get ahead I just based that I will never be perfect but at the same time I don't need any religion or congregation so I can feel better about myself or be accepted by a certain group of people , everyday I just try to be better and that is good enough for me
Re: satanlies – OH BY THE WAY, SATAN IS JUST ANOTHER PHONY TOOL USED BY THE GODLY TO SCARE UP OBEDIENCE. SATAN IS AS IMAGINARY AS GOD. AS I POINT OUT, WHERE'S THE PROOF? I THOUGHT NOT! OH, AND NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN PISSING OFF THE WEAK MINDED ASSHOLES LIKE YOURSELF. I'M HAVING A BALL HERE AND ENJOYING TAKING YOU MORONS TO TASK.
Re: tony – I guess as well as being an idiot, you can't read either. Just exactly where did I say I "proved" there wasn't a god? I merely stated I realized all the crap I was being fed was made up to make me toe the line for the official church policy. And after more than 20 years I still know it's as fake as a face lift. Although Ms Caine IS pretty strident in her views, I have to agree with every one of them. The concept of "god" was just invented by humans in the ancient world to explain what they couldn't understand and obviously the mentality hasn't progressed much in 5,000 years. Still fascinated by fire are ya?
Re: layla is cool – BECAUSE THIS SKANK IS ANOTHER SAD PUPPET
OF HER USELESS BELIEFS AND RIDICULOUS RELIGION
Re: JR – I am sorry to hear what happened to you at church. That really sucks. I agree, that you don't need to attend a church to be a good person. You sound like a very nice person. It does make me sad to hear that people turn away from God because of the actions of one bad apple. That priest was obviously a predator, only disguised as a priest to get to children. There is a special place in hell for his type, I am certain of that.
why does everyone say "first"? what does that mean?
nice girl. Take your medicine and tell your mommy to tuck you in tight so that you dont piss people off.
Re: A nice girl –
seriously? wtf.
I LURVE her! Kathy is adorable and funny and more worthy of being featured in magazines and on celebrity gossip sites like yours than Paris and the rest of the wannabe posse because she is ACTUALLY a celebrity. Kathy Griffin ROCKS!
cant say i wouldnt do the same…..
love-a-bitch!
Re: You ARE Dumber Than Dog Shit – all I can say is MAN ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID and laugh my ass off!!! All you atheist losers will find out the truth when you die! Man are you gonna be pissed at how stupid you really were! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats gonna be quite a day!! hmmm????????????..wonder what you say about God THEN??hehe………….you will be speechless and look like a real retard! Boy I,d love to see it!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
She's a closet lez!!!!!!…thats why she loves to talk about gays so much!!!! Just to afraid to admit she IS one! She sucks as a comedian! She's just a national enquirer with a pussy.Not funny.
Darling…
That cover was created by latino hottest retoucher Castanera.
Please go to www.castanera.com
Kisses
Marina
Re: *ANGEL* – I'D RATHER BE AN ATHEIST THAT TO BE AS DUMB AS YOU , AND ONCE AGAIN FUCK YOU , FUCK YOUR GOD , FUCK YOUR BIBLE , FUCK YOUR RELIGION , AND FUCK ALL YOUR USELESS BELIEFS AND FUCK YOUR DOUCHE BAG JESUS TOO , LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF NOW DOUCHE BAG BECAUSE WHEN YOU DIE YOU WILL FIND OUT THAT NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN BUT FOR YOUR DECAYING BODY TO BE EATEN BY WORMS AND THEN YOU WILL REALIZE THAT YOU SHOULD OFF SHUT YOUR CUM HOLE RATHER THAN PREACHING ABOUT YOUR DELUSIONAL BELIEFS , THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN SAY TO CHANGE MY MIND YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING MISERABLE EXISTENCE
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A RELIGIOUS FREAK FUCKTARD , SO SUCK ON THAT DOUCHE BAG:)
Re: *ANGEL* – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CLEARLY YOU ARE ONE DELUSIONAL CRAZY DOUCHE BAG
SHOVE YOUR GOD UP YOUR ASS , DIPSHIT RELIGIOUS FREAK !!!!!!!!
To the insistent-on-ALL-CAPS asshole who posts under several names, including Candy: YOU ARE RETARDED! Please shut YOUR cum hole, you vile waste of a human being! And I promise I won't preach to you because I could care less where you end up when your miserable life is over. You are a miserable, vile waste of space. You must live a very sad life. You're just sitting there refreshing your screen to see who else you can fight with, aren't you? Loser….