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Guess The Celebuspawn

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These two kiddies have not one but two famous parents.

Who are they????

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[Photo via Getty Images.]

That's Mariah Schriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's sons, Patrick (L) and Christopher (R), with pops at the world premiere of Rambo at the Planet Hollywood resort in Las Vegas on Thursday night.

The older one is kinda cute!
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283 comments to “Guess The Celebuspawn”

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  1. ashley says – reply to this


    101

    Re: pigcunt
    you seriously need a hobby

  2. tuna says – reply to this


    102

    arnold ugly!

  3. olivia says – reply to this


    103

    Omg the older one stoned or not.. hes hot.. the chubby one hes adorable! lol

  4. carrie says – reply to this


    104

    Arnold Swartenegger

  5. Karma says – reply to this


    105

    They are both cute. And I agree about the gaining weight before a growth spurt. He will probably be just as tall as his dad.

  6. G Kat says – reply to this


    106

    awww the little boy on the right looks like such a cutie and the one on the left looks like jason dolley!

  7. TOO YOUNG says – reply to this


    107

    Re: Violets – You are WAY too young to be looking at this garbage. Hasn't your mama taught you better?

  8. Jewsh says – reply to this


    108

    eh, i think the younger one is probably hiding some beastness instead of fat.
    lmfao fat chance

  9. Paul says – reply to this


    109

    They don't really look like him at all! Poor little pudgy one…I"m surprised arni hasn't helped him get in shape. Cute though

  10. tcx says – reply to this


    110

    the little one looks like louie anderson!

  11. chelle says – reply to this


    111

    the older one is a hot ass

  12. rate the great says – reply to this


    112

    they are totally cute.

  13. juliet says – reply to this


    113

    the older one is kind of hot…

  14. h2opolopunk says – reply to this


    114

    Holy sh*t! The youngest son looks like Augustus Gloop! HA!

  15. Chocolate Factory says – reply to this


    115

    AUGUSTUS!

  16. Angie says – reply to this


    116

    The little one is not fat! And half of you have nerve! You probably weigh 250 and never leave this computer, just waiting for updates so you can make fun of celebs to make your fat asses feel better! Perez you need to stop calling little boys "cute"! HE IS 14!!! You even say it about the Jonas Bros. being gay doesn't give you a free pass! You aren't a woman, no matter what you think!

  17. john dixon says – reply to this


    117

    Kinda cute? Ew, you fucking pedophile, stop it, you are making me sick with this fawning over little boys like this kid and the Jonas Brothers. We'll probably be seeing your fat ass on Dateline NBC soon. Anyway, what about the OTHER kid? I thought Arnold was all into physical fitness and shit? That kid is all sorts of chubby. Arnold should get his cousins Hans and Franz to pump up that little girly man.

  18. lupe says – reply to this


    118

    I didnt know he had sons I only thought he had daughters..hmmm oh well but anyways…

  19. Angie says – reply to this


    119

    Why are you blocking my posts?

  20. Low says – reply to this


    120

    awwwww, I like the fat one.

  21. deaddiscoluuurve says – reply to this


    121

    the older one is REALLY cute.
    maybe daddy will make him model when he's older?

  22. jdjbhfsk says – reply to this


    122

    the older one is hottt.

  23. megan says – reply to this


    123

    DAYUMMM!
    the older one is HOTT!
    :]

  24. megan says – reply to this


    124

    DAYUMMM!
    the older one is HOTT!
    :]

  25. megan says – reply to this


    125

    DAYUMMM!
    the older one is HOTT!
    :]

  26. megan says – reply to this


    126

    DAYUMMM!
    the older one is HOTT!
    :]

  27. megan says – reply to this


    127

    DAYUMMM!
    the older one is HOTT!
    :]

  28. megan says – reply to this


    128

    DAYUMMM!
    the older one is HOTT!
    :]

  29. jenn says – reply to this


    129

    Children with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Katherine Eunice (born December 13, 1989), Christina Maria Aurelia (born July 23, 1991), Patrick Arnold (born September 18, 1993) and Christopher Sargent Shriver (September 27, 1997). They have 4 kids!!!!!

  30. slim simone says – reply to this


    130

    It looks like someone on the right forgot to take the Presidential Fitness Challenge!!!!

  31. Pix says – reply to this


    131

    HE is a republican so who cares.

  32. pinkstar says – reply to this


    132

    ummmm remember when schwartznegger was against obesity…why is one of his sons kind a chunky….just a thought lol

  33. MICHAELHOLLYWOOD says – reply to this


    133

    Patrick seems cool. Doesn't he look a bit stoned in this photo?

  34. I don't believe it says – reply to this


    134

    The shorty looks like a mini-me of comedian Ron White, of the Blue collar Comedy tour. Doesn't he? He also looks more than fat. I figure Arnold would have him working out. Gee, I'm not being mean, but he's fat right?

  35. hans says – reply to this


    135

    can't stand arnold but his kids are adorable

  36. loveMEorHATEme says – reply to this


    136

    omg
    their daughter christina goes to my school and
    dammmmnnnn
    her brother patrick is hot.. ahha how old is he ;)
    im a freshmannn at the same hs as christina

  37. jj says – reply to this


    137

    the older one is my soul mate

  38. DivineVirgo says – reply to this


    138

    Wow… His boys should make a Twins remake.

  39. TDGRL says – reply to this


    139

    That fat fart kid looks just like Teddy Kennedy! The other one looks gay.

  40. kylie says – reply to this


    140

    the older one's hot

  41. Dani says – reply to this


    141

    the older one is hothothot

  42. Dani says – reply to this


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    k, shut up people!! i hate it how u all say the younger one is fat. shut ur faces. one day hes gonna be buff like his daddy and ur gonna be lards on a couch, so get a life. didnt ur mama tell ya not to say anything if its not nice? sheesh!

  43. 12345 says – reply to this


    143

    The younger kid reminds me of Chunk for The Goonies.
    The older kid looks a bit like Clay Aiken from a couple years ago.

  44. sarah says – reply to this


    144

    cucmbers

  45. sillyme says – reply to this


    145

    Wow, I don't believe some of the comments about the younger son.

  46. mya says – reply to this


    146

    Hey leave the little one alone, anyone seen Ted Kennedy before…Hello the man is a fat oinker. He is the kids great uncle

  47. karla says – reply to this


    147

    They are both cuties. It has to suck growing up with two celebrity parents… as well as the whole Kennedy stuff. The younger one is going to be a hottie in a few years… look at those eyes and smile. Hope they're happy kids. Older one is a cutie too.

  48. Come On...Really says – reply to this


    148

    I am a fan of yours, but should'nt you know how their names are spelled before you post. Maybe it was fast typing, i've done it before.

    -Luving PEREZ,

    Emily

  49. Anna says – reply to this


    149

    EW WHy are you hitting on the older one PEREZ!!

    C'mon.

  50. Dina O says – reply to this


    150

    Re: pigcunt – do you have a serious meth addiction? Crazy MF!

  51. MAYA says – reply to this


    151

    the older 1 is hot. yum

  52. Christina says – reply to this


    152

    The older one IS kinda cute! and he looks about my age…id tap that!

  53. jewell says – reply to this


    153

    haha omg patrick looks exactly like a patrick at my school

  54. Alexandra says – reply to this


    154

    oh gosh, the older one patrick, dang hes the new obsession. i just google him and i think i have fallen in love thank you perez:) hahah

    and gosh people stop hating on the little one hes chubby who cares? get over yourselves and stop making fun of awesome people ? okay, goodie.
    i love the older one. perez, could you get me his number:) haha

  55. haha.. says – reply to this


    155

    is it just me, or does the older one look crippled? haha, fuckin right budd enjoy life! : ) hes hott too.

  56. MsLove says – reply to this


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    The older one is a hottie and the little one is so cute with his baby chub! As soon as he grows a foot (to thin out), he'll be a good looker too.

  57. TIFFANI says – reply to this


    157

    THOSE KIDS ARE FUGLY AS HELL!

  58. bea says – reply to this


    158

    Maria Shriver (pronounced: /'ʃɹaɪvɚ/)

  59. Birdie says – reply to this


    159

    I think the older kid looks like him mom picked out his outfit

  60. sophie says – reply to this


    160

    I wonder if they got their father's accent hehehe..

  61. rs says – reply to this


    161

    patrick is a babe!

  62. Catie says – reply to this


    162

    ahh that sucks for the younger one

    his brother will always be known as the hot one….

  63. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    163

    I THOUGHT THE PORKER ON THE RIGHT WAS THAT TUBALARD FROM TWO AND A HALF MEN! TEE HEE….HIS DADDY'S GONNA FORCE HIM TO THE GYM AND BE ALL NAZI ASS ON HIM TRYING TO PUMP HIM UP
    .
    .
    GUESS WHAT Y'ALL? BACK IN THE DAY AH-NAULD POSED IN HIS UNDIES FOR SOME RICH GAY GUY TO TAKE PICTURES OF HIM. EWWWWWWWWWWW! I WONDER IF THAT GUY WHACKING IT WHILE TAKING PICS WAS PART OF THE DEAL……..EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
    .
    .
    .
    I TOOK THAT GLASSBOOTH.ORG QUIZ A MILLION TIMES AND OBAMA KEEPS COMING UP AS BEING MY MOST FAVORABLE
    .
    .
    GO OBAMA! I'M WATCHING YOU MISTER THING!!!………HOLLA!

  64. claire says – reply to this


    164

    i never thought i would say this… but ahnald made a pretty hot kid.

  65. packman says – reply to this


    165

    Re: pigcunt
    You are a fucking tool!!

  66. IZZY says – reply to this


    166

    HIS WIFE MUST BE REALLY GOOOOOD LOOKIN
    …LOL…THE JOBRO'S ROKKKK MA WORLD!!!!!!
    LUB U PEREZ!!

  67. yuck alert says – reply to this


    167

    How ugly are they?!?!?

  68. bobina says – reply to this


    168

    I guessed it

  69. emily says – reply to this


    169

    so is the younger one, lovin' chubby guys!!

  70. G-SLIDE says – reply to this


    170

    WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THESE GUESSING GAMES. GIVE ME MORE!!!

  71. Historian says – reply to this


    171

    Re: chelle – The kid on the left thinks he's one of the Beatles circa 1965. The one on the right thinks he's Chastity Bono. What's the prob?

  72. hikickr says – reply to this


    172

    EW ok dude, he is like 14 AND IN 8TH GRADE, i know cuz i know him

  73. MariaAngina says – reply to this


    173

    Hey…. Lil Schwarzenegger looks like lil Perez in the making!!! ;) hehehehe… JUST KIDDING, JA!

  74. MALONEY says – reply to this


    174

    yummmm! Patrick is gonna be hotter than Zac Efron!

  75. Latifah says – reply to this


    175

    the older one is cute!

  76. Todd says – reply to this


    176

    SAVE TRESTLES - i VOTED 4 u - nOW- WOULDN'T DO IT AGAIN - SAVE TRESTLES!!!!! OR GO HOME. f*CK tHE POLITICS SAVE, TRESTLES, NEVER FORGIVINNNNNNNNNNNNN. DON'T MESS WITH cA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!sAVe tRESTLeS!!!!pLeASe. oC.

  77. M4R1A says – reply to this


    177

    the older one is pretty cute :o

  78. you're a jerk says – reply to this


    178

    Why is the older one's feet so big?

  79. its beccy b*tch says – reply to this


    179

    fatty fatty boomba bastic spastic

  80. coco says – reply to this


    180

    CHRISTOPHER LOOKS JUST LIKE A KENNEDY! BIG CHOMPERS! LOL

  81. wow people says – reply to this


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    seriously all of you who said patrick is hot, better be like 13 14 or 15 and better be in like 8th or 9th grade cuz he's only in 8th, cuz i know him, and this made me laugh so hard reading all your comments, he's already gotten like everyone all over him already and now ppl who don't even know him. haha

  82. says – reply to this


    182

    Fat ánd ugly.
    pethatic!

  83. hayley says – reply to this


    183

    yeahh perez is right. the older one is cutee! :)

  84. Lola says – reply to this


    184

    Save The Semi-Tropical Spiritualists' Tract (2400 Allesandro, L.A., Ca.). No more development!!!!!!

  85. Cindy says – reply to this


    185

    yeah he's cutee!!! haha

  86. Magalicious says – reply to this


    186

    I'm sorry, but is the shorter one a boy or a girl?

  87. InPerezitoIBelieve says – reply to this


    187

    The skinny one is hot… i´ll fuck him anytime…

  88. gabby says – reply to this


    188

    shame bout the fat one. he'd be good-looking.
    and the older one IS kinda cute. :]
    im a teen, so chill out.

  89. clarissacrawford says – reply to this


    189

    the left ones a hottie

  90. yuck says – reply to this


    190

    that kid needs to learn that you do NOT tie loops in your laces and leave them to hang.
    and he seems like one of those dude-saying fools.
    next please.

  91. blah says – reply to this


    191

    Mariah Shriver? I thought it was Maria…

  92. Kiwi chick says – reply to this


    192

    fuck patrick is hot !!!!!what do u think???

  93. Kiwi chick says – reply to this


    193

    fuck patrick is hot !!!!!what do u think???

  94. redgator says – reply to this


    194

    how could Arnold have a fat kid??

  95. guinevere says – reply to this


    195

    It's Maria Shriver not Mariah Shriver, dummy.

  96. Cath says – reply to this


    196

    woops, i thought the right one was a girl.

  97. newfie girl! says – reply to this


    197

    man,the older one is soo hott,! =)

  98. Amphitrite says – reply to this


    198

    SHRIVER, not SCHRIVER. Good job, you indignant dumbasses who corrected only her first name.

  99. Gabon says – reply to this


    199

    Yes that's what Arnie looks like when he hasn't been to the tanning salon for a long time. Pasty white! Haha!

  100. kt&amy says – reply to this


    200

    we'd screw the older one :P the son not arnold

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