Guess The Celebuspawn
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These two kiddies have not one but two famous parents.
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[Photo via Getty Images.]
That's Mariah Schriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger's sons, Patrick (L) and Christopher (R), with pops at the world premiere of Rambo at the Planet Hollywood resort in Las Vegas on Thursday night.
The older one is kinda cute!
Posted: January 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm




Re: pigcunt –
you seriously need a hobby
arnold ugly!
Omg the older one stoned or not.. hes hot.. the chubby one hes adorable! lol
Arnold Swartenegger
They are both cute. And I agree about the gaining weight before a growth spurt. He will probably be just as tall as his dad.
awww the little boy on the right looks like such a cutie and the one on the left looks like jason dolley!
Re: Violets – You are WAY too young to be looking at this garbage. Hasn't your mama taught you better?
eh, i think the younger one is probably hiding some beastness instead of fat.
lmfao fat chance
They don't really look like him at all! Poor little pudgy one…I"m surprised arni hasn't helped him get in shape. Cute though
the little one looks like louie anderson!
the older one is a hot ass
they are totally cute.
the older one is kind of hot…
Holy sh*t! The youngest son looks like Augustus Gloop! HA!
AUGUSTUS!
The little one is not fat! And half of you have nerve! You probably weigh 250 and never leave this computer, just waiting for updates so you can make fun of celebs to make your fat asses feel better! Perez you need to stop calling little boys "cute"! HE IS 14!!! You even say it about the Jonas Bros. being gay doesn't give you a free pass! You aren't a woman, no matter what you think!
Kinda cute? Ew, you fucking pedophile, stop it, you are making me sick with this fawning over little boys like this kid and the Jonas Brothers. We'll probably be seeing your fat ass on Dateline NBC soon. Anyway, what about the OTHER kid? I thought Arnold was all into physical fitness and shit? That kid is all sorts of chubby. Arnold should get his cousins Hans and Franz to pump up that little girly man.
I didnt know he had sons I only thought he had daughters..hmmm oh well but anyways…
Why are you blocking my posts?
awwwww, I like the fat one.
the older one is REALLY cute.
maybe daddy will make him model when he's older?
the older one is hottt.
DAYUMMM!
the older one is HOTT!
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DAYUMMM!
the older one is HOTT!
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DAYUMMM!
the older one is HOTT!
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DAYUMMM!
the older one is HOTT!
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DAYUMMM!
the older one is HOTT!
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DAYUMMM!
the older one is HOTT!
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Children with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Katherine Eunice (born December 13, 1989), Christina Maria Aurelia (born July 23, 1991), Patrick Arnold (born September 18, 1993) and Christopher Sargent Shriver (September 27, 1997). They have 4 kids!!!!!
It looks like someone on the right forgot to take the Presidential Fitness Challenge!!!!
HE is a republican so who cares.
ummmm remember when schwartznegger was against obesity…why is one of his sons kind a chunky….just a thought lol
Patrick seems cool. Doesn't he look a bit stoned in this photo?
The shorty looks like a mini-me of comedian Ron White, of the Blue collar Comedy tour. Doesn't he? He also looks more than fat. I figure Arnold would have him working out. Gee, I'm not being mean, but he's fat right?
can't stand arnold but his kids are adorable
omg
their daughter christina goes to my school and
dammmmnnnn
her brother patrick is hot.. ahha how old is he
im a freshmannn at the same hs as christina
the older one is my soul mate
Wow… His boys should make a Twins remake.
That fat fart kid looks just like Teddy Kennedy! The other one looks gay.
the older one's hot
the older one is hothothot
k, shut up people!! i hate it how u all say the younger one is fat. shut ur faces. one day hes gonna be buff like his daddy and ur gonna be lards on a couch, so get a life. didnt ur mama tell ya not to say anything if its not nice? sheesh!
The younger kid reminds me of Chunk for The Goonies.
The older kid looks a bit like Clay Aiken from a couple years ago.
cucmbers
Wow, I don't believe some of the comments about the younger son.
Hey leave the little one alone, anyone seen Ted Kennedy before…Hello the man is a fat oinker. He is the kids great uncle
They are both cuties. It has to suck growing up with two celebrity parents… as well as the whole Kennedy stuff. The younger one is going to be a hottie in a few years… look at those eyes and smile. Hope they're happy kids. Older one is a cutie too.
I am a fan of yours, but should'nt you know how their names are spelled before you post. Maybe it was fast typing, i've done it before.
-Luving PEREZ,
Emily
EW WHy are you hitting on the older one PEREZ!!
C'mon.
Re: pigcunt – do you have a serious meth addiction? Crazy MF!
the older 1 is hot. yum
The older one IS kinda cute! and he looks about my age…id tap that!
haha omg patrick looks exactly like a patrick at my school
oh gosh, the older one patrick, dang hes the new obsession. i just google him and i think i have fallen in love thank you perez:) hahah
and gosh people stop hating on the little one hes chubby who cares? get over yourselves and stop making fun of awesome people ? okay, goodie.
i love the older one. perez, could you get me his number:) haha
is it just me, or does the older one look crippled? haha, fuckin right budd enjoy life! : ) hes hott too.
The older one is a hottie and the little one is so cute with his baby chub! As soon as he grows a foot (to thin out), he'll be a good looker too.
THOSE KIDS ARE FUGLY AS HELL!
Maria Shriver (pronounced: /'ʃɹaɪvɚ/)
I think the older kid looks like him mom picked out his outfit
I wonder if they got their father's accent hehehe..
patrick is a babe!
ahh that sucks for the younger one
his brother will always be known as the hot one….
I THOUGHT THE PORKER ON THE RIGHT WAS THAT TUBALARD FROM TWO AND A HALF MEN! TEE HEE….HIS DADDY'S GONNA FORCE HIM TO THE GYM AND BE ALL NAZI ASS ON HIM TRYING TO PUMP HIM UP
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GUESS WHAT Y'ALL? BACK IN THE DAY AH-NAULD POSED IN HIS UNDIES FOR SOME RICH GAY GUY TO TAKE PICTURES OF HIM. EWWWWWWWWWWW! I WONDER IF THAT GUY WHACKING IT WHILE TAKING PICS WAS PART OF THE DEAL……..EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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I TOOK THAT GLASSBOOTH.ORG QUIZ A MILLION TIMES AND OBAMA KEEPS COMING UP AS BEING MY MOST FAVORABLE
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GO OBAMA! I'M WATCHING YOU MISTER THING!!!………HOLLA!
i never thought i would say this… but ahnald made a pretty hot kid.
Re: pigcunt –
You are a fucking tool!!
HIS WIFE MUST BE REALLY GOOOOOD LOOKIN
…LOL…THE JOBRO'S ROKKKK MA WORLD!!!!!!
LUB U PEREZ!!
How ugly are they?!?!?
I guessed it
so is the younger one, lovin' chubby guys!!
WE LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THESE GUESSING GAMES. GIVE ME MORE!!!
Re: chelle – The kid on the left thinks he's one of the Beatles circa 1965. The one on the right thinks he's Chastity Bono. What's the prob?
EW ok dude, he is like 14 AND IN 8TH GRADE, i know cuz i know him
Hey…. Lil Schwarzenegger looks like lil Perez in the making!!!
hehehehe… JUST KIDDING, JA!
yummmm! Patrick is gonna be hotter than Zac Efron!
the older one is cute!
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the older one is pretty cute
Why is the older one's feet so big?
fatty fatty boomba bastic spastic
CHRISTOPHER LOOKS JUST LIKE A KENNEDY! BIG CHOMPERS! LOL
seriously all of you who said patrick is hot, better be like 13 14 or 15 and better be in like 8th or 9th grade cuz he's only in 8th, cuz i know him, and this made me laugh so hard reading all your comments, he's already gotten like everyone all over him already and now ppl who don't even know him. haha
Fat ánd ugly.
pethatic!
yeahh perez is right. the older one is cutee!
Save The Semi-Tropical Spiritualists' Tract (2400 Allesandro, L.A., Ca.). No more development!!!!!!
yeah he's cutee!!! haha
I'm sorry, but is the shorter one a boy or a girl?
The skinny one is hot… i´ll fuck him anytime…
shame bout the fat one. he'd be good-looking.
and the older one IS kinda cute. :]
im a teen, so chill out.
the left ones a hottie
that kid needs to learn that you do NOT tie loops in your laces and leave them to hang.
and he seems like one of those dude-saying fools.
next please.
Mariah Shriver? I thought it was Maria…
fuck patrick is hot !!!!!what do u think???
fuck patrick is hot !!!!!what do u think???
how could Arnold have a fat kid??
It's Maria Shriver not Mariah Shriver, dummy.
woops, i thought the right one was a girl.
man,the older one is soo hott,! =)
SHRIVER, not SCHRIVER. Good job, you indignant dumbasses who corrected only her first name.
Yes that's what Arnie looks like when he hasn't been to the tanning salon for a long time. Pasty white! Haha!
we'd screw the older one
the son not arnold