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Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins

Filed under: Paris Hilton

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Paris gets naked. Again.

The former heiress graces the cover of the new issue of 944 magazine.

What's up with the hat???

349 comments to “Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins”

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  1. yo mamma says – reply to this


    101

    Re: first – suck it first

  2. mike p says – reply to this


    102

    her hat frames her with the black print, its a great cover

  3. AS IF says – reply to this


    103

    Re: blablabla – OH! PLEASE SHE WORKS HARD? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! SHE GOES TO CLUBS THEY PAY HER ASS MILLIONS JUST TO SHOW UP. YEAH, SHE WORKS REAL HARD.

  4. lisa says – reply to this


    104

    Now that is some amateurish bad photoshopping.

  5. wolfen says – reply to this


    105

    SHE NEEDS TO DO A COMMERICAL FOR GENITAL HERPES! THAT WOULD BE MORE BELIEVEABLE!

  6. matt says – reply to this


    106

    Re: What a fucking idiot?

    GO FUCK YOURSELF.

    You are all fucken jealous. she doesnt have herpes. she doesnt have shit.

    she looks good as fuck for once and people have to hate.

    ID STILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER

  7. Perez Fan says – reply to this


    107

    She looks great. Althou..too much tan, she looks darker than me.
    However, i still don't like her.
    She stole Beyonce's pose.

  8. trish says – reply to this


    108

    terrible photofinishing on this pic. Her tan looks like shit … but i like the earrings.

  9. not really says – reply to this


    109

    We've all seen her naked enough to know..PHOTSHOP

  10. jess says – reply to this


    110

    i really don't think this is THAT photoshopped, maybe just the tan. paris is actually very small and her boobs don't look overly big here so i'm sure they're really hers. such haters :-)

  11. amy says – reply to this


    111

    it looks like she is wearing a diaper

  12. Le eww. says – reply to this


    112

    Her body looks like a young boy.

  13. joe says – reply to this


    113

    i think i see tit…
    her right…

  14. Lance Bass Loves MUFF says – reply to this


    114

    WOMPY EYED BIRD NOSE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
    DIE ALREADY

  15. Stanton Groovemaster says – reply to this


    115

    This bitch is so over. Simply a pathetic attention whore that forever will be linked with all that is bad about the start of the 21st century.

  16. kylie says – reply to this


    116

    YOU CAN SEE HER NIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK DIRTY GIRL

  17. TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this


    117

    Hat cover's (1) roots (2) those nasty extensions

  18. yourmom says – reply to this


    118

    PHOTOSHOP!

  19. jessie says – reply to this


    119

    yuck. not a fan, never been.
    her bellybutton looks so weird and abnormally long. the tacky blue eyeshadow/liner needs to go along with that ugly hat. This photo makes no sense… nothing flows and nothing goes.
    ahhhh the wonders of photoshop!!!!

  20. SWEETPATOOT says – reply to this


    120

    HOLY AIRBRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT MORONS YOU ALL ARE.

  21. Bess says – reply to this


    121

    What is this magazine, does anyone even care? And since when does Paris wear undies?

  22. yourmom says – reply to this


    122

    What ever happened to her doing all this great s**t after she got out of jail? Phony biotch.

  23. PinkYo says – reply to this


    123

    Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. caitlin says – reply to this


    124

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW half her nipple is showing on the left side!!! :S

  25. a says – reply to this


    125

    She looks gorgeous! I wish I looked like that in my hubby's Calvin's.

  26. Purring says – reply to this


    126

    Forget the hat. What's up with her giant, cavernous belly button?

  27. Jay says – reply to this


    127

    When is she going to be on the cover of STD magazine?

  28. hahaha says – reply to this


    128

    do people SERIOUSLY believe she's that thin?

  29. girlie says – reply to this


    129

    Hello? Where is the Photoshop comments? Her waist is obviously been trimmed down.

  30. theresa says – reply to this


    130

    whore

  31. matt says – reply to this


    131

    All I read here are people that hate. DONT BE JEALOUS BITCHES. She is tall, blonde, and rich. I can understand why you would be jealous, but I dont understand why your jealousy comes out as HATE. She looks gorgeous here and whether or not you admit it, you know she does. AT LEAST FOR HER she looks good. better than drunk, half dresssed, hanging out of a car with a blunt lined with cocaine in her mouth.

    STOP HATING!

    SHES FINE!

  32. lu-c says – reply to this


    132

    someone throw that girl a sandwich, pls.

  33. rockem says – reply to this


    133

    Um…I thought Nicole was the anorexic one.

  34. celina says – reply to this


    134

    can they airbrush her anymore????

  35. Achy Breaky says – reply to this


    135

    Hey, didn't Miley Cyrus do this shoot a couple days ago?

  36. SHES NOT BUILT LIKE A TEENAGE BOY says – reply to this


    136

    if there is a teenage boy that looks like this then that is sad for him. long ass legs that are smooth as fuck. a tiny little waist with clean looking abs. round perfectly shaped breasts.

    I HOPE NO TEENAGE BOY LOOKS LIKE THIS.

    I WOULD FUCK HER WITH A CONDOM.

  37. maryjane says – reply to this


    137

    is that a shadow or her nipple??

  38. fuckfaceslutcuntwhore!!! says – reply to this


    138

    i HATE paris i think she is a dirty slut cunt liker!!! but she looks pretty in this picture, good thing they have photo shop, and thats totally a fake burnt tan!! and to clear this up i dont think she got a boob job (even thought her boobs do look way bigger, all she did was put her hands under her boobs and push them up that always makes peoples boobs look better and also they probably photo shopped them to make them bigger. also i think people would like her better if she stopped blowing every guy she meets, stopped calling black people the "n" word, and stopped making fun of people with aids because for all she knows she has aids. i mean seriously she all she is, is a disease infested body that need to gain some weight. gosh i hope she never has kids!!!

  39. yoyo says – reply to this


    139

    shes nasty as fuck

  40. Paris sucks says – reply to this


    140

    HERPES INFECTED WONKY EYED WHORE!!!

    I WISH SHE WOULD GO AWAY!!!!

  41. Sydney says – reply to this


    141

    Come on now if you were half naked on the cover of a magazine you can't tell me you wouldn't want retouching yourself. She didn't retouch it, so no clue why she is bashed for that. In all honesty, I think she has a very defined look, due to her beautiful bone structure. Her hair also looks great like this, it looks like there is some life in it. I'm wouldn't be surprised if this cut is copied, I love it.

  42. Jamie says – reply to this


    142

    The irony lies in that this is the grossest celebrity body I've ever seen AND someone photoshopped the hell out of it to get it to look like that.

  43. candy says – reply to this


    143

    Doesn't look like it's photoshopped too much to me, you can't photoshop every single frame of video and right now it's up on the 944 Magazine website.

  44. fuck face!!! good luck with that and after get tested for aids says – reply to this


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    Re: matt – its called photo shop hon!!! and how do you know that she doesnt have herpes unless you tested her??? and yea we're all so jealous of her because we dont have a sex tape out, or that are pictures cant be photo shopped to the level that hers have to be, or that we dont have aids from all the guys shes blown!!!! MAN I SURE AM JEALOUS OF THAT!!!!

  45. VS says – reply to this


    145

    Pimping ain't easy. It's getting hard out here to be a pimp like Paris.
    She is also a big fat lier!

  46. lola says – reply to this


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    why does her skin look so dirty? is that what fake tan does to you?

  47. Nun-munk says – reply to this


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    Never shall I buy CALVIN KLEIN underwear! She just 'BURNED' them for me. Couldn't they have hired someone CLEANER???

  48. doob says – reply to this


    148

    Hair is cute. Does anyone see a nipple popping out on her right breast (our left)????

  49. gyg says – reply to this


    149

    her nose looks like a pencil….can she breathe

  50. Sydney says – reply to this


    150

    Another thing you gotta give Paris is she knows how to work the media. Very rarely have I seen her turn away fans wanting pictures or autographs. So, talentless…No I would have to disagree. She came onto the scene without anything other than a name, you can't say she didnt do something right along the way. She knew what worked and what didnt. And she is a young girl, she isnt gonna be perfect. Rarely is any young girl.

  51. Robin says – reply to this


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    Alot of dicks have come between her and her calvins. These dicks have been in her pussy and up her ass. She is a no talent skank that needs to get an education and make something of her life as in a few years she will be in her 30's and nothing to show for it except the sex tape that she made with Rick Solomon. Her parent must be really proud of her.

  52. Candice says – reply to this


    152

    This looks FANSTASTIC.. I LOVE IT! :D

  53. no perez fan says – reply to this


    153

    Forget the hat, what's up with the weird lookin' figure? Can you say too much photoshop. Looks abnormal.

  54. robin says – reply to this


    154

    Maybe her charity work includes giving blow jobs and eating pussy. Is there any takers to this job?

  55. ha ha paris says – reply to this


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    I'm just glad that I don't have to use my arms to push on my boobs to make it look like I have some!

  56. patty says – reply to this


    156

    she look hot ,but for some reason the pitchure look like it no her body….

  57. L says – reply to this


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    Why are her legs different shades to her body?
    Well she still looks lovely - she's gonna need to, since her inheritence is gone - Poor Paris is gonna have to discover something called 'An Honest Days Work' ;) ;)

  58. Madge says – reply to this


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    Gross people. It's like having sex with a 12 year old. How can she be proud of that body? Oh, and it's obvious her nipples have been photoshopped out.

  59. aneursym says – reply to this


    159

    she is stunning. end of.

  60. ken says – reply to this


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    her hips are NOT that curvy, she actually has a pretty slim/boxy type build. Who ever photoshopped this is a dumbass because we all know what she looks like by now!

  61. HawnHulaGirl says – reply to this


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    Not only does the hat look great, so does she. I usually don't like her but she posed for a great pic.

  62. m15 says – reply to this


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    yeah yeah, perfect body, great hair, make-up and style… WE GET IT. you can't top Paris when it comes to this stuff.

  63. mcawful says – reply to this


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    Nice to see they Photoshopped her some hips. Too bad there's no blur tool for "unnecessary".

  64. bitcxijvosz; says – reply to this


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    thers some nipple action on her right breast

  65. Matilda says – reply to this


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    Wow, they have photoshopped a waist on her and made her upper body shorter, nice! She almost looks qute!

  66. RedRory says – reply to this


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    She looks like a burnt chicken. Nasty.

  67. Dania says – reply to this


    167

    She kind of does look pretty good here.

  68. Heather says – reply to this


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    wtf is wrong with her belly button?

  69. T&S Club says – reply to this


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    this is very good airbrushing. paris looks like an ostrich to me.

  70. Conner says – reply to this


    170

    Shes going to the dog races. :D

  71. Hugo says – reply to this


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    Shame about that fake hair, fugly face the anorexia and those big feet and hands though.

    Go away freaky skank!

  72. nina says – reply to this


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    photoshop, her waist doesn't look like that, in reality it seems more ”boyish” :/

  73. arrrrretha!! says – reply to this


    173

    viva photoshop! and viva airbrush! how could we have ever existed without it?

  74. sugarpuss says – reply to this


    174

    She finally made the cover of ORANGE SKANK MONTHLY! I wonder whose peepee she had to suck? And apparently Calvin Klein's Granny is walking around commando looking for her stolen panties!

  75. Canada1 says – reply to this


    175

    So sickingly typical. Is this an example of the "big change" Paris was going to make in her life after she came out of jail? The pictures in Magazinesafter she got out of jail had her looking like an innocent little lost angel who finally had her priorities in the right place and how she had changed so much. Yah right! I guess SHALLOW EGOTISTICAL "I"M SO PRETTY" LOOK AT ME behavior is much easier than making a difference by example…….she disgusts me.

  76. paula says – reply to this


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    Is that a huge bruise on her ribcage?

  77. YICK IN A STICK says – reply to this


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    SHE IS LOOKING WEATHERED!

    IT'S A LESSON TO YOUTH - IF YOU CONSTANTLY VISIT THE TANNING BED, YOU'LL LOOK OLD WAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOUR TIME. NO AMOUNT OF MAKE-UP WILL MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER, EITHER.

    SHE SHOULDN'T NEED BOTOX AT HER AGE. ICK.

  78. Ewww... says – reply to this


    178

    That is one UGLY broad with one big ass belly button!

  79. chloe08 says – reply to this


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    THAT HAT IS THE LEAST OF HER PROBLEMS. LOL.

  80. Sydney says – reply to this


    180

    Is it just me or do people continouesly regurgetate the same hateful things over and over again.

  81. alaskachick25 says – reply to this


    181

    If you take away the boobs she just looks like a skinny man with tighty whities.

  82. maria says – reply to this


    182

    her legs look dead! are her calvins squeezing so that blood does not run

  83. corn says – reply to this


    183

    The photoshop job was excellent. None of her herpes lesions show. Kind of false advertising dontcha think?

  84. hmm. says – reply to this


    184

    looks like she's wearing a diaper to me.

  85. nothing to look at says – reply to this


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    Yawwwwn. Nothing new. Boring. Bones and tan spray, no tits. zzzzzzzzzz. Looks like every other girl in cali at the beach except for the size of her pocket book. can't wait for what little looks she has to fade and she tries to keep up with bad plastic surgery then becomes a reculse in her old age. Ha ha ha!

  86. paris sucks says – reply to this


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    HOLY PHOTOSHOPPED! Give me a break!

  87. Ha Ha says – reply to this


    187

    She's donning "THE BEYONCE"
    jaja..

  88. parismn says – reply to this


    188

    The herpes gets between her and her Calvins.

  89. LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this


    189

    Re: Crystal – YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE! It's true! It looks like she has a skin disease….her skin tone is uneven and you can see it in the ARM!!

  90. Cyrano de Bergerac says – reply to this


    190

    That nose gets longer every week. She's giving Adrian Brody, and even Pinochio a real run for their money.

  91. chinadoll says – reply to this


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    Ummmm…so photoshoppped!
    cuz
    a. when did Paris have any hips?
    b. her belly button is totally outta proportion to her body, its HUGE!
    c. her arm is totally bent, how can a striaght part of your body look so curvy? lol (on the right of the picture)

  92. Lauren says – reply to this


    192

    who cares about this bitch? she needs a real job

  93. chazz..(L) says – reply to this


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    paris is one of these people that could do so well if she just acted normal….but a dont thing eneyone in HollyWood is normal tbh…
    but a gess they are all ther to sell other peoles products..
    if u think about it…everything they do in ther lifes (work wise) they are just selling products.

    THEY ARE HUMAN BILLDORDS…..WITH A LOT OF MONEY

    from chazz

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  94. joe mama says – reply to this


    194

    Is that a blood splatter across the front of her undies?

  95. amanda says – reply to this


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    i dont like paris here and she pretty much sucks but i have to admit she looks rly good here accept for the whole naked part

  96. Diana says – reply to this


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    She looks like a guy.

  97. HEH... says – reply to this


    197

    Re: parismn – LMAO! THAT'S HILARIOUS…

  98. case says – reply to this


    198

    her waist is a little exaggerated, and her belly button is massive, but her face looks good.
    what the hell is 944 magazine..

  99. Who cares???? says – reply to this


    199

    Oh how I wish this bitch would just go away!!!!!!!!!!!

  100. alex says – reply to this


    200

    tooooooooooooo skinny

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