Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris gets naked. Again.
The former heiress graces the cover of the new issue of 944 magazine.
What's up with the hat???
Posted: January 28, 2008 at 3:09 pm
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Nothing Gets Between Her and Her CalvinsFiled under: Paris Hilton
Paris gets naked. Again. The former heiress graces the cover of the new issue of 944 magazine. What's up with the hat??? Posted: January 28, 2008 at 3:09 pm
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Re: first – suck it first
her hat frames her with the black print, its a great cover
Re: blablabla – OH! PLEASE SHE WORKS HARD? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! SHE GOES TO CLUBS THEY PAY HER ASS MILLIONS JUST TO SHOW UP. YEAH, SHE WORKS REAL HARD.
Now that is some amateurish bad photoshopping.
SHE NEEDS TO DO A COMMERICAL FOR GENITAL HERPES! THAT WOULD BE MORE BELIEVEABLE!
Re: What a fucking idiot? –
GO FUCK YOURSELF.
You are all fucken jealous. she doesnt have herpes. she doesnt have shit.
she looks good as fuck for once and people have to hate.
ID STILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER
She looks great. Althou..too much tan, she looks darker than me.
However, i still don't like her.
She stole Beyonce's pose.
terrible photofinishing on this pic. Her tan looks like shit … but i like the earrings.
We've all seen her naked enough to know..PHOTSHOP
i really don't think this is THAT photoshopped, maybe just the tan. paris is actually very small and her boobs don't look overly big here so i'm sure they're really hers. such haters
it looks like she is wearing a diaper
Her body looks like a young boy.
i think i see tit…
her right…
WOMPY EYED BIRD NOSE IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!!!!!
DIE ALREADY
This bitch is so over. Simply a pathetic attention whore that forever will be linked with all that is bad about the start of the 21st century.
YOU CAN SEE HER NIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUCK DIRTY GIRL
Hat cover's (1) roots (2) those nasty extensions
PHOTOSHOP!
yuck. not a fan, never been.
her bellybutton looks so weird and abnormally long. the tacky blue eyeshadow/liner needs to go along with that ugly hat. This photo makes no sense… nothing flows and nothing goes.
ahhhh the wonders of photoshop!!!!
HOLY AIRBRUSH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT MORONS YOU ALL ARE.
What is this magazine, does anyone even care? And since when does Paris wear undies?
What ever happened to her doing all this great s**t after she got out of jail? Phony biotch.
Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Puppy Killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW half her nipple is showing on the left side!!! :S
She looks gorgeous! I wish I looked like that in my hubby's Calvin's.
Forget the hat. What's up with her giant, cavernous belly button?
When is she going to be on the cover of STD magazine?
do people SERIOUSLY believe she's that thin?
Hello? Where is the Photoshop comments? Her waist is obviously been trimmed down.
whore
All I read here are people that hate. DONT BE JEALOUS BITCHES. She is tall, blonde, and rich. I can understand why you would be jealous, but I dont understand why your jealousy comes out as HATE. She looks gorgeous here and whether or not you admit it, you know she does. AT LEAST FOR HER she looks good. better than drunk, half dresssed, hanging out of a car with a blunt lined with cocaine in her mouth.
STOP HATING!
SHES FINE!
someone throw that girl a sandwich, pls.
Um…I thought Nicole was the anorexic one.
can they airbrush her anymore????
Hey, didn't Miley Cyrus do this shoot a couple days ago?
if there is a teenage boy that looks like this then that is sad for him. long ass legs that are smooth as fuck. a tiny little waist with clean looking abs. round perfectly shaped breasts.
I HOPE NO TEENAGE BOY LOOKS LIKE THIS.
I WOULD FUCK HER WITH A CONDOM.
is that a shadow or her nipple??
i HATE paris i think she is a dirty slut cunt liker!!! but she looks pretty in this picture, good thing they have photo shop, and thats totally a fake burnt tan!! and to clear this up i dont think she got a boob job (even thought her boobs do look way bigger, all she did was put her hands under her boobs and push them up that always makes peoples boobs look better and also they probably photo shopped them to make them bigger. also i think people would like her better if she stopped blowing every guy she meets, stopped calling black people the "n" word, and stopped making fun of people with aids because for all she knows she has aids. i mean seriously she all she is, is a disease infested body that need to gain some weight. gosh i hope she never has kids!!!
shes nasty as fuck
HERPES INFECTED WONKY EYED WHORE!!!
I WISH SHE WOULD GO AWAY!!!!
Come on now if you were half naked on the cover of a magazine you can't tell me you wouldn't want retouching yourself. She didn't retouch it, so no clue why she is bashed for that. In all honesty, I think she has a very defined look, due to her beautiful bone structure. Her hair also looks great like this, it looks like there is some life in it. I'm wouldn't be surprised if this cut is copied, I love it.
The irony lies in that this is the grossest celebrity body I've ever seen AND someone photoshopped the hell out of it to get it to look like that.
Doesn't look like it's photoshopped too much to me, you can't photoshop every single frame of video and right now it's up on the 944 Magazine website.
Re: matt – its called photo shop hon!!! and how do you know that she doesnt have herpes unless you tested her??? and yea we're all so jealous of her because we dont have a sex tape out, or that are pictures cant be photo shopped to the level that hers have to be, or that we dont have aids from all the guys shes blown!!!! MAN I SURE AM JEALOUS OF THAT!!!!
Pimping ain't easy. It's getting hard out here to be a pimp like Paris.
She is also a big fat lier!
why does her skin look so dirty? is that what fake tan does to you?
Never shall I buy CALVIN KLEIN underwear! She just 'BURNED' them for me. Couldn't they have hired someone CLEANER???
Hair is cute. Does anyone see a nipple popping out on her right breast (our left)????
her nose looks like a pencil….can she breathe
Another thing you gotta give Paris is she knows how to work the media. Very rarely have I seen her turn away fans wanting pictures or autographs. So, talentless…No I would have to disagree. She came onto the scene without anything other than a name, you can't say she didnt do something right along the way. She knew what worked and what didnt. And she is a young girl, she isnt gonna be perfect. Rarely is any young girl.
Alot of dicks have come between her and her calvins. These dicks have been in her pussy and up her ass. She is a no talent skank that needs to get an education and make something of her life as in a few years she will be in her 30's and nothing to show for it except the sex tape that she made with Rick Solomon. Her parent must be really proud of her.
This looks FANSTASTIC.. I LOVE IT!
Forget the hat, what's up with the weird lookin' figure? Can you say too much photoshop. Looks abnormal.
Maybe her charity work includes giving blow jobs and eating pussy. Is there any takers to this job?
I'm just glad that I don't have to use my arms to push on my boobs to make it look like I have some!
she look hot ,but for some reason the pitchure look like it no her body….
Why are her legs different shades to her body?
;)
Well she still looks lovely - she's gonna need to, since her inheritence is gone - Poor Paris is gonna have to discover something called 'An Honest Days Work'
Gross people. It's like having sex with a 12 year old. How can she be proud of that body? Oh, and it's obvious her nipples have been photoshopped out.
she is stunning. end of.
her hips are NOT that curvy, she actually has a pretty slim/boxy type build. Who ever photoshopped this is a dumbass because we all know what she looks like by now!
Not only does the hat look great, so does she. I usually don't like her but she posed for a great pic.
yeah yeah, perfect body, great hair, make-up and style… WE GET IT. you can't top Paris when it comes to this stuff.
Nice to see they Photoshopped her some hips. Too bad there's no blur tool for "unnecessary".
thers some nipple action on her right breast
Wow, they have photoshopped a waist on her and made her upper body shorter, nice! She almost looks qute!
She looks like a burnt chicken. Nasty.
She kind of does look pretty good here.
wtf is wrong with her belly button?
this is very good airbrushing. paris looks like an ostrich to me.
Shes going to the dog races.
Shame about that fake hair, fugly face the anorexia and those big feet and hands though.
Go away freaky skank!
photoshop, her waist doesn't look like that, in reality it seems more ”boyish” :/
viva photoshop! and viva airbrush! how could we have ever existed without it?
She finally made the cover of ORANGE SKANK MONTHLY! I wonder whose peepee she had to suck? And apparently Calvin Klein's Granny is walking around commando looking for her stolen panties!
So sickingly typical. Is this an example of the "big change" Paris was going to make in her life after she came out of jail? The pictures in Magazinesafter she got out of jail had her looking like an innocent little lost angel who finally had her priorities in the right place and how she had changed so much. Yah right! I guess SHALLOW EGOTISTICAL "I"M SO PRETTY" LOOK AT ME behavior is much easier than making a difference by example…….she disgusts me.
Is that a huge bruise on her ribcage?
SHE IS LOOKING WEATHERED!
IT'S A LESSON TO YOUTH - IF YOU CONSTANTLY VISIT THE TANNING BED, YOU'LL LOOK OLD WAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOUR TIME. NO AMOUNT OF MAKE-UP WILL MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER, EITHER.
SHE SHOULDN'T NEED BOTOX AT HER AGE. ICK.
That is one UGLY broad with one big ass belly button!
THAT HAT IS THE LEAST OF HER PROBLEMS. LOL.
Is it just me or do people continouesly regurgetate the same hateful things over and over again.
If you take away the boobs she just looks like a skinny man with tighty whities.
her legs look dead! are her calvins squeezing so that blood does not run
The photoshop job was excellent. None of her herpes lesions show. Kind of false advertising dontcha think?
looks like she's wearing a diaper to me.
Yawwwwn. Nothing new. Boring. Bones and tan spray, no tits. zzzzzzzzzz. Looks like every other girl in cali at the beach except for the size of her pocket book. can't wait for what little looks she has to fade and she tries to keep up with bad plastic surgery then becomes a reculse in her old age. Ha ha ha!
HOLY PHOTOSHOPPED! Give me a break!
She's donning "THE BEYONCE"
jaja..
The herpes gets between her and her Calvins.
Re: Crystal – YOU HAVE A GOOD EYE! It's true! It looks like she has a skin disease….her skin tone is uneven and you can see it in the ARM!!
That nose gets longer every week. She's giving Adrian Brody, and even Pinochio a real run for their money.
Ummmm…so photoshoppped!
cuz
a. when did Paris have any hips?
b. her belly button is totally outta proportion to her body, its HUGE!
c. her arm is totally bent, how can a striaght part of your body look so curvy? lol (on the right of the picture)
who cares about this bitch? she needs a real job
paris is one of these people that could do so well if she just acted normal….but a dont thing eneyone in HollyWood is normal tbh…
but a gess they are all ther to sell other peoles products..
if u think about it…everything they do in ther lifes (work wise) they are just selling products.
THEY ARE HUMAN BILLDORDS…..WITH A LOT OF MONEY
from chazz
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Is that a blood splatter across the front of her undies?
i dont like paris here and she pretty much sucks but i have to admit she looks rly good here accept for the whole naked part
She looks like a guy.
Re: parismn – LMAO! THAT'S HILARIOUS…
her waist is a little exaggerated, and her belly button is massive, but her face looks good.
what the hell is 944 magazine..
Oh how I wish this bitch would just go away!!!!!!!!!!!
tooooooooooooo skinny