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Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins

Filed under: Paris Hilton

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Paris gets naked. Again.

The former heiress graces the cover of the new issue of 944 magazine.

What's up with the hat???

349 comments to “Nothing Gets Between Her and Her Calvins”

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  1. Robin says – reply to this


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    She is completely airbrushed!!!

  2. james says – reply to this


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    girls should have curve to them she needs to eat

  3. melinda says – reply to this


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    She just can't keep her clothes on, can she?

  4. mizzgreene says – reply to this


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    Re: michelle
    I understand that most girls have beer bellies, but why is it so hard for you to belive that a skinny person can have a small waist? If there was not such thing as skinny people, my size–00, wouldnt always be sold out.

  5. Weedy McStoned says – reply to this


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    Hey Mario,

    I know you are friends with her and I guess owe her something, but please just stop. I don't think anyone will call you a backstabber. Ok, maybe yes, but fuck! It's not like you can't handle it.

    Stop with this person. UGH! Please!

  6. Lala says – reply to this


    206

    um, she has a sex tape, why bother covering up?

  7. PARIS IS A FLOOZY. says – reply to this


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    her body is like 3-4 different shades of color, and that fucking haircut is so stupid.

  8. little boobs says – reply to this


    208

    If I hold my boobs together like that with my arm, I have cleavage too!

  9. Loranus says – reply to this


    209

    yawn

  10. angel says – reply to this


    210

    every man get's between her and those calvin's

  11. Shifty says – reply to this


    211

    ICKKKK!!!!!

  12. RichiePooDeLauderVegas says – reply to this


    212

    Air-ass is more like it. Ewwwww…I bet she stinks, too. She just looks nasty. And when she's all made-up she looks like a greedy real estate sales person.

  13. Sigh says – reply to this


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    She's darker than me… and yes.. I'm black

  14. Will says – reply to this


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    Paris is the Queen of all American Women. All other american women can hold a candle to this woman. Latino women, maybe. Actually, all latino women are better looking. However, American women aint sh t compare to Ms. Hilton. NOW

  15. Liz says – reply to this


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    That is a HUGE pair of underwear!

  16. Isnt Paris a city in France says – reply to this


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    what's up with the photo-shopped thighs and waist?? even the p-whore isn't that skinny!

  17. Carl says – reply to this


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    Grandpa Barron, I know I've embarrassed you greatly. What can I say so you'll forgive me? How about, "Suck it, fuck it, lick it, bite it, eat it, cum on in, blow it, jack it, snort it, swallow it…..?"

  18. Martha Stewart says – reply to this


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    Paris has put on some weight lately, but it's nice to know that Photoshop exists to erase it all. Nice photoshop job!

  19. mikel says – reply to this


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    this is a hypnotizing ad…..but has anyone noticed…..you can see her right nipple….

  20. mikel says – reply to this


    220

    this is a hypnotizing ad…..but has anyone noticed…..you can see her right nipple….

  21. Donna says – reply to this


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    fugly as usual

  22. heather says – reply to this


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    I'll say it again…….with all the f*ckin' money she has, and considering how good the rest of her body looks, why the heck hasnt Paris made her nose fit her face yet?! Shooooooooooot. Flat stomach and a big nose are all I see in that picture.

  23. Kiara says – reply to this


    223

    She needs more meat.

  24. alycat06* says – reply to this


    224

    shes like a weird colour, like tan, but slightly purple….

  25. paris is gross says – reply to this


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    ew. shes really disgusting.

  26. katie says – reply to this


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    being a graphic designer, i can say this photo was totally photoshop all the way. the lines of her legs and waist are too straight. she looks good tho.

  27. Nina says – reply to this


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    Why is she trying to be like Shane (L word-Hugo Boss) She was recently seeing hanging out with Kate at the season 5 party so i wonder where she came up with this shit !!!!
    She is just being good at being a hoe .That's all folks !!!!

  28. Kelly says – reply to this


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    Eeeeww - she has a big, weird pelvis…it's probably inflamed from all the disease.

  29. Britney's Puss says – reply to this


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    Her body looks good now after she gained weight!

  30. Ben says – reply to this


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    Way HOT

  31. Mia says – reply to this


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    They need to photoshop some meat on her bones.

  32. Kirsten says – reply to this


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    I retouch photos like this one, full-time; she is overdone. Too fake, too obvious, bad job, Photoshop Peep!

  33. cc says – reply to this


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    if her belly button looks that stretched out, imagine what her vay-jay looks like!

    photoshop hips look good though.

  34. Ben says – reply to this


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    The girls are jealous. They would do her too.

  35. eeq says – reply to this


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    What's up with the waist?!

  36. longjewishlegs says – reply to this


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    love it, love it, love it!! Love her, She is down right fab!!!

  37. LIZ says – reply to this


    237

    EWWWWWW HER BODY IS NASTY!

  38. das says – reply to this


    238

    So THIS is what American Men are attracted to….I see.

  39. ummm says – reply to this


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    ummm her body isnt hot. I know I'm not the only person who thinks this either.

  40. 88888 says – reply to this


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    I'd have expected to see warts on her thighs. Maybe they were airbrushed out of the picture.

  41. Chris says – reply to this


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    That is a horrible picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. primper says – reply to this


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    her waist is SO photoshopped! do we really need to see her fish in underwear??

  43. I LIKE THIS PIX says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS PRETTY HERE! I LOVE THE EYE SHADOW, AND HER WAIST! I THINK THAT SHE LOOKS SEXY AND FUCKABLE!

  44. bernee mac says – reply to this


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    that belly button is deep! and long in a way!

  45. Daryl says – reply to this


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    SKANK! SKANK! SKANK! Every time I see her I want to vomit. Her grandfather should have taken her COMPLETELY out his will.

  46. CanadaJess says – reply to this


    246

    She looks unhealthy and like she has an eating disorder. Too bad this is what little girls have to look up to.

  47. tobie says – reply to this


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    She is that curvy and never hits a gym?…People have to work or photoshop for curves like that…And live in a tanning booth…I think it's time to retire herself …or past time…

  48. nadia says – reply to this


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    wow! if that is really her stomach/waist that is impressive. hot!

  49. tobie says – reply to this


    249

    Can you say "not my body, not my tan"?….Pretty picture, but not real.

  50. Boohoo says – reply to this


    250

    that bellybutton has seen some action, but I guess when your hole is the size of a mason jar……..

  51. Cali says – reply to this


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    she would be pretty if she was not such a used up whore…..

  52. GRANNY PANTIES says – reply to this


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    THATS PROBABLY THE BIGGEST PAIR OF PANTIES THIS SLAG HAS EEEEEVEEEERRRR WORN, the only reason she DID wear them is cus theyre CK n shes paid, SHE looks too weird, and her TANNNNNNNN is obviously FAKE, go choke on a cock u whore, i see the headlines now: PARIS HILTON DEAD

    CAUSE: SHE CHOKED ON COCK

    LOL

  53. joy says – reply to this


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    SO MUCH PHOTOSHOP….her body is nowhere near that good, her waist is about twice that size. Is she EVER going to stop being an attention whore? Maybe when she hits the big 3-0? Only a few more years til official cougardom hits.

  54. Piper says – reply to this


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    Funny… Kate Moennig did something like this in The L Word

  55. diana says – reply to this


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    they so photoshopped her ass. and i dont care if shes been to jail, rehab, whatever. shes still the same dirty whore. she is nasty. and not talented. at all.

  56. toadflaxxed says – reply to this


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    The hat is to keep her bangs in place over her lazy eye. What kind of enema-bag finds her sexy or attractive?

  57. ... says – reply to this


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    UGLY ,TALENTLESS WHORE.IT'S AIRBRUSHED ,OK.
    SPOILED ,DIRTY AND NASTY AS USUAL.

  58. rosie says – reply to this


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    i thought she didnt have boobs. she wants us think her push up bras are that good. hahah…. bitch got implants.

  59. Arienette says – reply to this


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    Actually she looks pretty good from the neck DOWN. I don't at all like her face, she looks quite strange.. I really don't like her at all but i will admit her body is pretty bangin

  60. iwouldbemockedforthosepants says – reply to this


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    i know they're calvins so they're supposedly ok, but aren't they unsexy big pants, if they didn't have the name on them we wouldn't be praising her wearing them in the shoot.

  61. Pat says – reply to this


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    SOO HOT PARIS IS SEX BOMB!!!!!!

  62. I hate paris says – reply to this


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    Paris is sooo last year. She is getting old, she is untalented (can't act and certainly can't sing and, judging from that sex tape of hers, she sucks in bed). when will she go away?
    She is the really dorky girl in the back of the class who somehow tricked everyone and now she is famous. Seriously, she is a whore and an ignorant one at that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. Spotless says – reply to this


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    Unholy crap this "woman's" cup is overflowing - Paris you can leave your hot hat on. Dunce. Full Monty is coming…

    Candy, Candy I can't let you go…well you better learn to eat dust Bohemian Rhapsody Queen.

    Get over it and get a life. I'm outta here. You are married you know - so you realized you married a whore. YOU had a choice. Karma Zeus. Daniel/Andrew.

    P.S. Heavenly Bodies, Angelic underwear - LMAO. In your dreams. Paris has more spots on her than a TOAD inside and out and they are all yours Virus 243.

  64. wateva says – reply to this


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    hey… do you know there's a rumour going around that paris hilton is a lesbian? it was on an australian radio channel from a gossip guy in hollywood some where… is that true?

  65. Ms Plow says – reply to this


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    Paris looks great here but damn her bellybutton is huge! I think my SUV would bottom out on that thing…

  66. No Way says – reply to this


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    There is no way on God's green earth that her waistline has not been airbrushed within an inch of her cooter showing, blow job giving life. She has an extremely unflattering waistline sans the help from the over zealous airbrusher job laughingly displayed above.

    April Fool's isn't for a couple of months yet. I guess they didn't get the memo.

  67. becky says – reply to this


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    Whats with the fold in her skin on her left hip?

  68. Imorange says – reply to this


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    Why is she orange?

  69. Dan is cool says – reply to this


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    Hotdog Down a Hallway!

    Why hide the nips? Everybody in the world has already seen them.

  70. kara says – reply to this


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    R u kidding with this one? Her waist was taken in so much, seen her in bikini pics in mags and her waist is not that small

  71. JB says – reply to this


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    her waist is NOT that tiny (in comparison to her hips)……she definitely had a little help in the editing (airbrushing) department

  72. ERic says – reply to this


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    just herpes.

    VOMIT!

  73. alwaysalady says – reply to this


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    Thats the first time I have ever been bummed to see Calvin Klein Undies BOOO BITCH you suck everyone has already seen your nasty grandma booty and your stretched out vag so give it up already

  74. BRANDON B says – reply to this


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    THEY AIR BRUSHED THE HERPES SORES AWAY! CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR IS ASSOCIATED WITH A DISEASED SKANK. EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

  75. What's she famous for? says – reply to this


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    Paris Hilton is so not hot!

  76. Laila says – reply to this


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    shes not my fav person in the world but she looks incredibly hot in this pic! More power to you paris!!

  77. herass says – reply to this


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    her ass looks like a hamster ass… shes fuckin ugly

  78. valerie says – reply to this


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    woowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so hott love itt! this is the nicest pic of her!!

  79. i am the hottest boy in the world says – reply to this


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    What a WHORE!

  80. apathetic says – reply to this


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    one word…….photoshop.

  81. zxASD says – reply to this


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    ATTN. her skin is all splotchy & gross from tanning. love to see her in another ten years.

    but other than that she looks as she usually does.

  82. Pirate.x says – reply to this


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    YOU CAN SEE THE CHEAP SKANKZ FUCKIN NIPPLE!!! WHY DOEZ ANYONE BOTHER WITH THIZ AIDZ BARBIE ANYMORE?! ITZ NOT LIKE WE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT 'IT' WHEN IT TALKZ! WE JUST WATCH HER LAME-AZS PORN, AND LAUGH WHEN IT TRIEZ TO SAY ANYTHING INTELLIGENT! THE PIGGEST WORD IT PROBEBLY KNOWZ IZ "PLASTIC WHORE" AND EVEN THATZ 2 WORDZ!!!

  83. hum says – reply to this


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    I wish she'd do something about her nose, she looks like an Agouti. It's a proboscis, not a nose. And it makes her looked cross-eyed. Poor girl.

  84. Rene says – reply to this


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    she WISHES her waistline looked like that. Doesn't she know she's been seen enough that everyone knows what she really looks like?

  85. Pirate.x says – reply to this


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    Re: nathalie
    DiDO

  86. melissa says – reply to this


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    photoshopped? yea they photoshopped her head onto someone else's body.

  87. SoCool says – reply to this


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    What's with your symmetry…The hat is what makes the picture good.

  88. David says – reply to this


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    What the hell is 944 magazine?

  89. Exyank says – reply to this


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    So Photshopped… Like Paris actually has a figure with curves like that! Puleeze!

  90. J-Boston says – reply to this


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    Good to see her wearing underwear. Can someone send this to Britney for her to use as reference.

  91. Ha! Ha! says – reply to this


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    Wow…her face looks just fug. Those lips just don't match her face. Ugly…on the Rumor Willis level.

  92. kaitlin says – reply to this


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    I dont think Paris has quite a curvy shape……the waist looks a bit nipped in with the photoshopping.

  93. queso says – reply to this


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    am i the only one who thinks her skin looks icky?

    honestly, this is not jealousy, i really dont think she's good looking.

  94. ugh says – reply to this


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    she is so hot.

  95. ugh says – reply to this


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    she is so hot.

  96. marnie says – reply to this


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    why is she still around???? There is nothing nastier than Paris Hilton. Except Angelina

  97. Who the fuck is this? says – reply to this


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    She has the body of a boy. Who's lower half did they steal?

  98. richard03 says – reply to this


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    PARIS, can you feel my tongue inside you?!!!!!!!!!!! i'm wiggling it!!!!

  99. AMO says – reply to this


    299

    Hats are hot right now. Get w/ it Fat Pez.

  100. JayJay says – reply to this


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    Small waist, hourglass shape…she looks HOT!!! I don't know how photoshopped this is, but she looks like she has a perfect proportionate body.

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