Almost As Bad As Britney At The VMAs
Filed under: Johnny DeppJohnny Depp's wife "performed" at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.
And by performed, we mean sucked big time!
Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.
Don't do heroin before the show!
Click here to watch her shiteous performance!
Posted: January 28, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude, I WAS FUCKING THERE!!!
it was amazing.
she's godlike and gorgeous.
she IS considered one of the beautifulist women in france today.
i know, i'm french.
she usually lipsynchs on tv, but not during concerts.
IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE EFFIN RULES!!!
she's beautiful artist and performer, your not french you don't understand the lyrics, the performer, france and the show.
learn those things before before you insult her again bitches!!!
SUCK IT!!!!!!
GO PARADIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIGH*larious! Johnny must be soooooo proud!
Gosh she looks like she can bite the sh@t out of you. Woof!
Those teeth… I'm blind…. Hellooooo….. Braces? Porcelain veneers? Anyone?
Vanessa has done more for herself and for Johnny and her family than you will ever know!! None of you have the right to post such nasty things about her.
And for the record, Vanessa's teeth show character. It shows that she doesn't care about losers like you.
So seriously, grow up and shut-up! STOP BEING SUCH BABIES.
Vanessa is an amazing person and everyone saying these things is the reason you gyus will never have the chance to see that!
What the HELL is she On?
Way better then Britney at the VMA's.
She's hot too.
Too many haters out there. She's fine, leave her…..alone…..What a cool song.
What does she care what people think of her or her teeth? She has Johnny and he bought her an island for her birthday.
Vanessa is a goddess in human form!
Any of you jerk-offs who say these stupid things, should be ashamed of yourselves!
So you know what?? All of you Van haters, keep your yap shut, cause bottom line is, NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU GUYS THINK! Vanessa is a goddess, thats all that matters.
Yeah the difference between Vanessa and a gutless wonder like Perez Hilton who is named after a scared slut is that Vanessa is a rebel with a cause. Someone like Perez wouldn't know what it's like to stand up for what you believe in. Go crawl back to your rabbit hole Mario and keep Paris happy by bringing down someone that is everything Paris will never be and has a hot husband to boot. PARIS IS JUST JEALOUS SO PAYS PEREZ TO POST THIS STUFF. HAVE WE EVER HEARD PARIS SING LIVE?
Hey Paris who has a miracle on their left foot…not you you sick wannabe. Keep trying to chop it off. You are a fake and a fraud. Funny you chose Calvin Klein. Only thing you got right was your scarecrow hat.
Well as a big fan of hers it does surprise me that she lipsynced. But at least she didn't lie about it! I love her music. She is a great performer live!!
She is beautiful and I LOVE her smile!
honestly love the song…but maybe not the fact she was lipsynching but other than that i kinda liked it! :]
WOW I kept fast forwarding hoping it would get better, but how BOOOOOOORING! *snore*
I think she is beautiful. She is being natural. I like the song too.
Why worn a mic when you're doing "playbac"? (scuse my english, I'm french and it's a little bit hard for me to write here!) It's not the first time she's doing this. It's not her habit to sing at this kind of programme. She's a kind of "indie" singer here in France, and I think she doesn't like this kind of programme… I have to say that it was really bad and deceptive. Rihanna's performance wasn't that good too, like all the other singers…
That's my opinion. I really like Vanessa Paradis, she writes very beautiful lyrics etc etc…
Holy Crap- that was tear able.
What is it with these girls and these half ass performances?
I would've gotten kicked out of drama club or choir in high school if I performed that bad. The set was cool though, but even that couldn't help the lethargy. Oi.
Re: Frenchboy –
REALLY?? That is messed up!!! So in a way she is telling them to eat MERDE!!!! HA!! YEAH VANESSA!
Oh lord she needs a red bull and a dentist ASAP
i don't get it. seriously, why was she one of the musical acts if she was just going to lipsynch and not even do any sort of dance choreography??? it's just pointless! that was WAY worse than britney. i hope she's not on drugs…she has little kids and that would be messed up.
N one ever of accused her of being a good performer. Maybe not on dugs just really bad
QUELLE CONNE !!
UMMMM WOW!! I guess teeth aren't important to the french. WTFFFFF
WTF wheres the choreographer SHE NEEDS HELP!!
CANT SHE AFFORD A DENTIST??????
I cant even watch half if it, its sad. but at least I found something to help me get to sleep at night!
She has been performing since she was 14yo.
Do you really think she cares about what any of us has to say ?
I liked the song! I wish people didn't care so much about looks, I would be sad if people said I was ugly!
Don't hate just because she rocks Johnny's c*ck and YOU DON'T!
She is a lovely woman and very talented. I love her teeth!
I have been disappointed by her performance in this show too, i like her live performances, she is great.
Nrj music awards is an useless and boring show, that's probably why she acted like this…
Whatever she did for this show, her fans will forgive her cos she is a great person and we know she can give a lot in LIVES
Cannabis yeah, heroin no
Very pretty French girl. No breasts. No waist. No hips. All legs and face. Surprised she was never on the catwalk with Kate Moss. Great little smile.
Re: GemmaRue –
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone know the name of this song?
I actually like the song.
I only know the name because she is Johnny Depp's wife. Is she supposed to be a big star in France?
she may have dont a bad lipsynching
but the song is nice
Re: BROOKLYN LILLIES –
I agree 100%
They are in fact married and what the FUCK was that?!!!
I mean, despite the gap on her teeth…and that she's dating to my favorite man in the whole universe….
She's really good. Besides she didn't even want to do that show. So its better than nothing, and lol its like a slap to the face for the people who basically made her perform. LOVE it.
And it STILL gave me a stiffy. Albeit a slow-rising one.
OH PUHLEEZ! She may have just had a bad night. Unfortunately American audiences only know her as “Johnny Depps” girlfriend, but she’s had a pretty huge career on her own in France, she actually just finished touring her latest album which was #1 as well as having a #1 single, she’s also Cesar (French version of the Oscar) Award nominated actress. Check out some of her videos and live performances on YouTube
Studio Albums
• M&J (1988) France #13
• Variations Sur Le Même T'aime (1990) France #6
• Vanessa Paradis (1992) France #1
• Bliss (2000) France #1
• Divinidylle (2007) France #1
Live Albums
• Live (1994) France #7
• Au Zénith (2001) France #19
Yes, I’m a fan
to all comments:
her teeth her her thing and they're sexy.
yes they're married.(personal view: they are GREAT together.)
with all due respect, i think vanessa couldn't possibly do worse than brit. her charm is enough. seriously, i'd rather (emphasis on the I) watch vanessa standing there than britney singing. or giving a sneak at her boob. or fingering the paparazzi.
Re: john – JOHN: THEY ARE NOT JUST DATING they have already been together for almost 10 years, and they call each other wife and husband ok?
I tihnk she's brilliant and for some reason she wasn't able to sing live so, instead of doing playback, she decided NOT TO LIE and to do lipstick to show everybody that she wasn't singing alive. And believe me, if she wouldn't wanted to be there SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE. And DON'T compare her with Britney because Brit doesn't have the fifth part of dignity that Vanessa has.
and I forgot the most important thing: SHE'S NOT PLASTIC. SHE HAS NOT SURGERIES. SHE'S NOT SUPERFICIAL. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER TEETH. AND SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL!
I dont think she was almost as bad as Britney…….She was a lot worse…a lot. At least Britney wore a microphone to give the illusion that she was singing, Vanessa Paridis didnt even bother with it.
Re: john – JOHN: THEY ARE NOT JUST DATING they have already been together for almost 10 years, and they call each other wife and husband ok?
I tihnk she's brilliant and for some reason she wasn't able to sing live so, instead of doing playback, she decided NOT TO LIE and to do lipstick to show everybody that she wasn't singing alive. And believe me, if she wouldn't wanted to be there SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE. And DON'T compare her with Britney because Brit doesn't have the fifth part of dignity that Vanessa has.
and I forgot the most important thing: SHE'S NOT PLASTIC. SHE HAS NOT SURGERIES. SHE'S NOT SUPERFICIAL. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER TEETH. AND SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL!!
Re: john – JOHN: THEY ARE NOT JUST DATING they have already been together for almost 10 years, and they call each other wife and husband ok?
I tihnk she's brilliant and for some reason she wasn't able to sing live so, instead of doing playback, she decided NOT TO LIE and to do lipstick to show everybody that she wasn't singing alive. And believe me, if she wouldn't wanted to be there SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE. And DON'T compare her with Britney because Brit doesn't have the fifth part of dignity that Vanessa has.
and I forgot the most important thing: SHE'S NOT PLASTIC. SHE HAS NOT SURGERIES. SHE'S NOT SUPERFICIAL. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER TEETH. AND SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL!
Re: Jenna –
Johnny Depp
why has she never fixed that giant gap?! yuck
It was not that bad, but damn can she fix her fucking teeth! I can't believe she is with Johnny!!!!!!
OH PUHLEEZ! Unfortunately American audiences only know her as “Johnny Depps” girlfriend, but she’s had a pretty huge career on her own in France, she actually just finished touring her latest album which was #1 as well as having a #1 single, she’s also Cesar (French version of the Oscar) Award nominated actress. Check out some of her videos and live performances on YouTube
Studio Albums
• M&J (1988) France #13
• Variations Sur Le Même T'aime (1990) France #6
• Vanessa Paradis (1992) France #1
• Bliss (2000) France #1
• Divinidylle (2007) France #1
Live Albums
• Live (1994) France #7
• Au Zénith (2001) France #19
Yes, I’m a fan and quite frankly after reviewing the clip I don't think even you know what you're talking about, what does she have to have an army of choreographed dancers to be considered a good performance, and its obvious that it was a lipsynched performance
Re: name – Re: name –
"Dès Que Je Te Vois" (As soon as I See You)
If you liked it you should listen "Divine Idylle"
good god, she looks like a clone of Johnny's ex, Kate Moss, bad, cig-stained teeth and all. aren't there any fucking dentists in Europe?? as far as her "talent" goes - please, French disco music is SO tired!
Love the song, Vanessa bored me. Who planned that kind of lame performance and thought it would be a good idea? Couldn't she have stood at a mic with a bunch of willowy dancers or something running around, just so it was more interesting visually? When is Johnny Depp going to come to his senses and run away with me? I'd totally put on a better lipsynching show than that!
Perez, I don't believe they are married. They do have two children together but that doesn't make them husband and wife.
Jesus! That's a million times worse than Britneys performance. She looks like she sleep walking.
Gawwwwwd those teeth!!!!!!!!11
Here's the deal..there was a time when your voice was enough to carry you throuh a performance. People didn't need all the glitz, the dancing, etc. It's called SINGING people…Of course, I wouldn't expect any of you to understand that based on the crap you have to listen to today.
I HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP AND I CAN'T WAKE UP! I GUESS JHONNY IS THE GOOD LOOKING ONE IN THE RELATIOSHIP!
I'm French and I think it's a disrespect !! she thinks she is very allowed because she dating with J. Deep, it's ashamed, she should have stayed at home, this idiot pretentious!!
Re: john – JOHN: THEY ARE NOT JUST DATING they have already been together for almost 10 years, and they call each other wife and husband ok?
I tihnk she's brilliant and for some reason she wasn't able to sing live so,, instead of doing playback, she decided NOT TO LIE and to do lipstick to show everybody that she wasn't singing alive. And believe me, if she wouldn't wanted to be there SHE WOULDN'T HAVE GONE. And DON'T compare her with Britney because Brit doesn't have the fifth part of dignity that Vanessa has.
and I forgot the most important thing: SHE'S NOT PLASTIC. SHE HAS NOT SURGERIES. SHE'S NOT SUPERFICIAL. SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER TEETH. AND SHE'S STILL BEAUTIFUL!
What does Johnny see in her? Ugly arsed beotch needs to get those teeth fixed!
Damn it Girl! - Get those damn teeth fixed!
she's just a kind o rebel jsut like her husband! vanessa got a really charm! for real! i love her! not more than her hubby
Damn, this bitch really sucks!
What the fuck is Johnny doing
with this piece of shit with no
talent? Britney's performance
was way better than this shit!
P.s. I love you Perez Hilton
britney was not nearly as bad as this shiteous crap
I think she missed all the rehearsals and decided to wing it. She could have put some energy into it.
She is one lucky lady though. Johnny.
HA HA HA
that is WORSE than beitney on the vma!!!!!!!! britney at least tried to sing and had a fake mic on. this BITCH DIDNT EVEN TRIED TO FAKE IT!!!!!
how stupid is she? boring fucking bitch
How come she can sing without a mic??? Sus…
Jesus….the last thing i saw her do was that 'Joe le taxi' crap back in…ooh, what 1985 or something. Wish it was still the last thing i saw her do. I mean seriously, fix those effing teeth girl, it's sooo not cool.
At least she didn't even have a microphone on her face. That at least shows she is honest about lipsyncing rather than going no I wasn't didn't you see the mic. Besides I'm sure she's a scary dancer. What more should one expect from an award show that gave Britney spears what is essentially the highest honor.
Not the same thing at all. This was obviously intentional - what made Brit's so frightening was the look on her face.
Plus, what does Vanessa care about what you (or me, or the rest) think…she's got Johnny effing Depp and his babies!
THIS WAS WORSE THAN BRITNEYS PERFOMANCE. WHAT DA FUCKI IS SHE DOING, CUS SHES NOT DANCING, NOT WALKING, NOT MOVING PROPERLY… SHE LOOKS LIKEA RETARD
Re: Pat –
she is as famous as Madonna is out here.
Re: Frenchboy –
Thanks Frenchboy. That's for you all foolers who I'm sure don't have the courage she had to do that.She doesn't care what people think. That's an admirable thing you know..
She made a point that she was not singing live with not even bringing a mic….duh…apparently, it was too subtile for many of you !
She is charming and one of the best singers/ performers out there.
Re: Frenchboy –
Thanks Frenchboy. That's for you all foolers who I'm sure don't have the courage she had to do that.She doesn't care what people think. That's an admirable thing you know..
Re: Frenchboy –
Thanks Frenchboy. That's for you all foolers who I'm sure don't have the courage she had to do that.She doesn't care what people think. That's an admirable thing you know..
I'm American and I love the French culture and Vanessa. Not all Americans are so unrefined and superficial.
What the FUCK was that all about?
Holy shit!! And I thought I was fucking high right now!!
Ignorant people should shut up….
She's been having a great carreer in Europe since 20 YEARS….she didn't wait to meet Johnny to be recognized there….of course here, land of shallowness, that is a different story!
that was embarrassing to watch…i feel all awkward now
nice gap! bet she likes to squirt spit through that gap.
Re: eeda –
well considering they have been together for 10 years and hAVE NO PLANS for splitting up. I am sure 18 months for them will be nothing.
She did that on purpose!!!
She didn't want to go to those Music Awards, they didn't want her to sing 'live' so she did that….
No one remember when Nirvana werent aloud to play live and they did a really bad set on purpose?
Vanessa is well known for this!!!! She has done it before hwne told she cant sing live
Live, with guitar she's really good
And who gives a fuck about her teeth? so she doesnt fit into the "norm" get over it, its nice to see a person who isnt head to toe work!
I think she's been studying Heidi Montag's moves!! And… please Johnny, get her teeth fixed!!
wow! as if that beast of a woman gets to fuck johnny depp!
i hope she has a good personality.
and you would think that since she's filthy rich and married to the sexiest man ever she would want to fix that nasty gap tooth she's got going on.
maybe p-nasty is right; she is into the heroin scene
Hey Vanessa, give Lo-whore your dealers number and you can all be friends.
That performance was very 80's. very Stephanie of Monaco - I can't be fucked to dance or sing. I love it.
Re: jessica –
LOL
She doesn't want to lipsynch like the others (james blunt, rihanna…). She's honest, that's all. wake up!
first of all, johnny depp isn't married to her, so perez, no offense but check up on your shit, second of all, maybe this song isn't the type that requires a strong dance number. it's in french, so we don't even know what it's about.
C'est à chier.
hilarious
Ok. Now explanations.
1-She is not Depp's wife, nor is she just dating him. They have 2 children together.
2-She HATES playback, that's probably why that show was pitious.
3-I don't really like her, but the truth must be told
eww shes so ugly
I've always been curious about her. She's okay. no cosmetic work which is nice.