Almost As Bad As Britney At The VMAs
Filed under: Johnny DeppJohnny Depp's wife "performed" at the NRJ Music Awards in France this past weekend.
And by performed, we mean sucked big time!
Not only did Vanessa Paradis totally lipsynch her song, but she meandered around the stage so lethargically it practically put us to sleep.
Don't do heroin before the show!
Click here to watch her shiteous performance!
Posted: January 28, 2008 at 5:11 pm
she doesnt even have a mic! Of course she's lip synching!
She could've atleast had some dancers b/c she looked stupid on her own. I mean, I can do what she did (I don't claim to be an entertainer though)!
She's not her wife, they're not married.
Nice gap tooth smile, think they could afford for someone to fix it.
DREADFUL!! What's up with the huge gap? Larger than Madonnas! Not cute. WAKE UP~!
Doesn't Johnny like tits……………seriously
she looks like a boy
Re: vanrocks – Thanks, I will try to find it on eBay! Do you think it will be difficult to find an accurate translation of the lyrics?
She's absolutely fug as hell! Johnny must be a real deep person ( sarcasm) or blind!
I can't believe this gross hag is married to the sexiest man alive!!!
Yes it's boring… but you have to know that in France, they always do lypsinc on tv shows.
S*U*C*K*E*D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this a joke?
She is NOT even dancing, why can't she sing live? She just walks around and poses. So French!
French people can eat shit and stop acting like snobs. They just stand there and pose, no substance.
I think dating is cutting it short they have been together forever and have two kids - Vanessa Paradis was a child star and she really can sing - and I actually dont mind the lazy performance as long as I dont have to watch it again - dont mind the song either. And if you are going to sing like this it helps not to dance in your underwear with your gut out. As for her teeth its a gap - not rot/
Re: lulu –
What "fat chicks" are you referring to? Um, Winona Ryder and Kate Moss aren't fat. And if you are trying to diss on Americans as all being "fat", then you need to actually travel to America. We aren't all fat. We have breasts and ass, and are hot as hell. Get out more, and don't hate.
GO FIX YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well..
bad preformance
but nothing can;t be worst than britney
at leat vanessa is thin n weras clothes
DAMN!! at least brit was making it an effort to shake her lard ass….Vanessa Paradis looks like she hasnt had her "hit" today and is hella weak or something.!!
What the fuck's wrong with her teeth?
Johnny is sooooooo talented, and she is so not!!!!
I felt so embarrassed for her. That hippy-dippy slow motion strip-tease gyration was pathetic………….and eat a sandwich for goodness sake!
Lord knows I love Johnny Depp…and Lord knows how awesome it is not to have tied the knot yet…but DAMN! If that's what it took to get him, I'm sure alot of "brace faces" out there (me included) wouldn't have gone through the trouble.
shitty performance, nice song
Their not married… but they basically are. and bitch is hot.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That is way wrost then Britney spears…I know their was more expected from Britney But My GOD!
That was horrible.
I thought she did well, I liked it all. Her routine was perfect for the music. Only one suggestion - dentist - caps - tomorrow. Otherwise, MOLTO BELLA.
I kinda like it. im glad shes mellow.
and usually musicians suck after they go sober. its true!
US iperformances are different than French performances. She was still good by French standards..basically you just have to act weird and sexy.
Holy shit…people were clapping. Has the entertainment industry gotten so bad overall that people accept this kind of drivel as valid entertainment?
Apparently she didn't want to perform on this show because they made her lip sync and she didn't like the show, apparently it is not a well respected show. Her performance was her version of a protest. She is not really a dancer either just a singer and an extremely popular one in France. I would do a little research before calling her a junkie.
JHONNY DEPPS NOT MARRIED!
They for sure aren't married…
Re: Tabitha – I recommend you the site vanessaparadis.info, it's a forum and there (on the "talk" section) they have all the songs translated.
Re: Tabitha – I recommend you the site vanessaparadis.info, it's a forum and there (on the "talk" section) they have all the songs translated..
~is she missing a tooth?
she lipsynched it because they would not let her band play so she said if my band cant play they i not gonna sing so she didnt and i think thats great that she stuck to her words and i thing she is wonderful i love her im such a fan and will always be much love to vanessa love her look everyone shut the fuck up!
love ya perez!
Definetly WORSE than britney…. that has to be the worst performance ive ever seen, worse than anything youve ever put on here perezzito. I dont understand how "artists" are allowed to make ridiculous displays like these.
OMG that was pathetic! That was horrible to watch. I lovvve Johnny Depp but what is with his taste in women??!! He has horrible taste in women! Before Vanessa he dated KATE MOSS and Winonna Ryder! That right there speaks for itself!!! He should be with somebody who isn't pencil thin and appears to be on drugs! But if she makes him happy well then good for her! I always thought he would look good with someone like his Blow co-star Penelope Cruz etc.
Apparently Vanessa dated Lenny Kravitz before Mr. Depp so the French girl really digs likes American Men. Who could blame her!
what happened to her teeth?
OMG!!!! lookie her teeth, its disgusting…
In this vid, the resemblence between her and Coke Moss are sooo similar! only difference is, CM does have a MA-Hussive gap in her teeth lol
Holy Hell!! She is gross!! What is Johnny Depp thinking? EW!!!!!!!
Elle est folle moche-translation she is mad ugly1 holy crap i thought she was rich she cant afford a dentist? look at her teeth! blehh poor johnny his touge must slip through that gap a few times when they make out. how blehhhhhh!
Don't hate, Perez! She's sexy and natural. At least she's unique.
#1, she's french therefore she's weird so…. what do you expect?
#2 it's definitely not a high energy song like britbrit's was supposed to be. and she didnt have backup dancers going faster than her, so… im not too surprised she just sort of floated around the stage.
buuuut i have to admit she looked kind of out of it. no where NEAR as bad as brittney though, come ON.
and i like the gap. my sister has a gap… it's cute! it's not like her teeth are effing BLACK or anything. >.>
Things that seperate V Paradis and B Spears
1) personality
2) uniqueness
3) high profile husband
4) mood-wings
5) ability to write and record her own music
6) natural beauty
Im sure V paradis fans can up with more… and btw she did this performance as a defiance against the produces of NRJ for not letting her band perform
Also, for those who claim "johnny depp can do better", stop imagining youre going to be with johnny depp. HE found the perfect women to meet his needs, so take your teeny-boy posters down and go out and search for a real man of your own!
what do you mean ALMOST as bad as britney!? that is sooooooo much worse.
her teeth are fucked. johnny could do better.
perez u werent the only on almost asleep i think she was too!! like not even wearing a mic or like trying, but i mean girl should keep her mouth shut becasue she neeeeed braces !!
Poor substitute for Kate Moss who also has fucked up teeth and stringy ass hair, Johnny depp is pretty gnarly looking too, he is dirty looking as she is, his teeth are hella yellow, they are trying to show how "unhollywood" they are, stank stank
WOW! That was horrible! Granted I have actually NEVER been to France, so I cant comment on their taste in music or in the type of performances they expect BUT come on … I have seen better Kareoke @ the local Seniors Center for the Handicaped and Disabled. Come on bitch, PUT a little GAY into your performance, HIRE some dancers you cheap Bitch!, DO SOMETHING … I cant believe her manager LET her go on stage with that performance. I DID LOVE the set decore .. I think I wanna do my living room like that ALL ETHERIAL A LA CELINE in VEGAS! LOL
this buck tooth bitch actually makes money? pleeease!
Yeah, the Depp has bad taste in ladies. Bad taste. Also, kinda fugly taste.
I could have given a better performance while vacuuming my living room and lipsynching to the radio.
GROSS! And WTF is with her teeth???? A huge gap just like Madge. YUCK. Makes her look like a rough meth addict.
Can't she afford dental work?
Re: A. Sanderson –
AMEN TO THAT!!
you needed and jealus whores!
Her teeth are more appalling than her lousy performance.
#1, I didn't know she sang…#2 WTF is up with her teeth?? She needs to put some of that money to good use.
Fix yo teef girl.
She's French! She doesn't feel like she's got to work hard!…Seriously, she was a model and a singer. She's not a madonna/Britney type of entertainer. But lord! Someone throw the bitch a sandwhich..excuse me…a croissant with butter and some lovely chavre!
Jeez…. I don't get his interest in women… I had the pleasure of working with him once and he was really bright and fun… yet his choice of these dreadfully fey pathetic waif women is just awful. I guess its a drug connection. Vanesa was always a star fucker… she's shagged her way to the D-list…she used to shag Lenny Kravitz too… teeth like fricken tombstones… oh johnny johnny… move on… Cheers perez for postin this one! LOL
Why us she singing sexy twat…?
Man, I hope she puts more effort into raising their children than she does performing on TV!! I also hope her doped up look is a facade and not reflective of her drug use. I think if she is using heavy drugs Johnny is also probably in the same boat….. Damn. That was an eye opener!! SAD.
Vanessa's gap grows wider by the year, and her teeth are now a lovely shade of grayish-green. Poor nutrition and chain-smoking will do that to you. She's always had a gap, but not that frickin' wide. And what kind of spoiled brat protests an award show because she doesn't like their terms. She should suck it up and not act like an ass about it, she has a number one album in France, show a little appreciation for crying out loud. Her fans deserve better.
She isn't even wearing a mic!
Re: john – "Just dating"!!!! …ugh, dude, they have two kids together. pretty sure they aren't just dating.
i sure hope no one finds this entertaining.. what a disaster.. and i agree.. her teeth ekk!
No wonder she never smiles in pics or on the red carpet with Johnny! She needs to get that grill fixed!
I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE VANESSA PARADIS AND HAVE FOR YEARS. FRANCE IS DIFFERENT WTH THEIR STYLE OF VIDEOS ETC. I LOVE ITS SWEETNESS. ITS NICE TO WATCH SOMETHING WITHOUT A MILLION BACK UP DANCERS. SHE IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL AND HER UNCAPPED TEETH ARE REFRESHING. YES, ONE CAN FEEL CONFIDENT AND LOOK AMAZING WITHOUT CAPPED TEETH AND EVERY OTHER "BEAUTY" PROCEDURE.
WTF! Give her some toilet paper to wipe the shit around her mouth.
My dog on crack sounds better than that skinny skank prostitute. Her teeth look like that cause she uses her mouth to open wine bottles.dezz nuts on her head
wat happen to her teeth? i thought she forgot to floss her teeth ?
so disappointed to johnny depp
whatever. she isnt 'that kind' of performer anyway…
would everyone be happier if she wore skank clothes, and had choreographed dancemoves to a timbaland'beat'???
It's was really sweet. You have to admit that she's honest and didn't do a wrong playback like Celine Dion the same night orbrit month ago .
Everything sounds better in French … except this.
BRIT BRIT SET A NEW FAD….STONED PERFORMANCES…NICE
SOOOO GLAD SHE'S SEEKING HELP NOW
What is she known for other than being JOhnnhy Depps wife? I could really care less, never heard of her.
That was waaaaaaaaaaaaaay worse than Britney's performance. First, Britney at least HAD A MIC and pretended to sing and she did some dancing, nothing spectacular but at least she didn't WANDER around the stage like WHOEVER the heck that girl is!!!
She performed like a drug dazed zombie as a protest!!! Stupid bitch, don't you know film lasts forever. Years from now that putrid piece of shit performance will be included in your body of work. Bravo idiot!
I'm sure she spent several hours rehearsing that preformance. The douche clapping for her in the front (the ONLY person clapping) was probably blind and deaf.
Since when does a performer have to have dancers or back-up singers? Only mindless people who don't know anything about music need that to focus on.
WTF??? She didn't even have a mic? She wasn't singing the words either! DAMN BITCH at least use a mic to cover your fugly ass grill!!!
Was she trying to act SEXY!!!!! If she was she is horrible at being at it! Why does Johnny Depp like women that look like they do crack on the daliy.
What the fuck does "Perez Hilton" know about French stars, or French culture in general? Stay dissing the untalented celebs in your own state.
She has a typically French style that has appeal in France. You can't compare it to the American style… it's like comparing apples and oranges. As for the teeth, only North Americans have an obsession with orthodontia.
Loved it!!! Loved the song, the scene and off course, Vanessa. She was cute, sexy and charming as always!!! Not even a touch of poor American mediocre aesthetics in her performance. Super cute.
Someone needs to tell her not to take dancing tips from Johnny's acting coach.
Hurry.. bring back 2 girls 1 cup.
I'm sure no one will believe this (but I'll go ahead and say it anyway) I was lucky enough to be in the VIP area at the London Sweeny Todd premiere, and I was really suprised when I met Johnny as the first thing I thought was "What the hell is he on?" I've always been a big fan of his and was really suprised that he had obviously taken something. It's sad that his partner is probably on drugs aswell (I didn't see her at the party or premiere). I would have thought with 2 young kids they'd stick off that stuff.
it's his gf you moron, NOT WIFE. Get your shit straight. And her song is actually catchier than Britney's. But maybe that's just my musical taste. Kind of like a French Goldfrapp.
wow that was one trainwreck… Britney has nothing on her!
TINA COULD DO BETTER! And who were those assholes clapping along in the front, like it was GOOD??? Blah, soooooo terrible.
wow… her teeth are jacked.
Re: anian – Yeah, they also don't like to shave their armpits in France , and if you've ever ridden the Metro in August, you'd know that deodorant is in short supply as well.
Re: Rachel – Yeah her lyrics are very deep. Just listen to Joe le Taxi and Mustang! UGH!
get your facts right for one thing. . . Vanessa and Johnny have been together for several years and share two children but they most definitely are not married as you claim
That gap has gotten bigger since she started seeing Johnny eh…please get that shit fixed!
Re: Morbidly Obese Gummi –
It's obvious that you've never been on France ’cause she's well known there, since she was 14 years old in fact.
Try to look outside of your "world" called United States.
Who ever said that Britney was tragic, never watched this one perform!
At least Britney is entertaining and awake…
Well its not a great performance… but the French tend to do very understated performances… they're not exactly known for over the top acts… they like that kind of stuff over there… that kind of show is seen as sweet and innocent in France… here we just see it as boring
She's a thousand times worse than BS. Is that an acceptable performance in Europe? It probably is if you've ever seen the Eurovision Song Contest. If you watch BS's performance over and over again it kind of grows on you.
Girl swallowed one of her Chiclits.
I cannot believe that gorgeous man fucks that 2×4. You can fit a silver dollar in that gap!