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Daddy's Coming To Get Ya!
Filed under: Lindsay Lohan > Drugs > Michael Lohan
Don't fuck with the Jesus freaks. They'll hurt you!
Michael Lohan is on a mission, y'all.
The recovering addict and former convict wants to hunt down daughter Lindsay's former drug dealer and bring him to "justice."
Please, queen, she probably had about 20 on speed dial!
Just last week, though, someone was contacting the tabs, identifying themselves as La Lohan's former drug supplier and trying to sell their story.
No one caught their bait.
Says Poppa Lohan, “I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to expose them. God is going to get even with this guy. God is going to get even with this guy. He's destroyed a lot of lives."
Watch out, dealer. Michael's coming after ya!!!!
[Image via WENN.]
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come and get me bitch!
you cant find my ass cause im wearing my Kaballah string that proects me from that ugly eye or some shit?
Oh what?
Evil eye you say?
whatever, i got this string and a nife BLOWHAN DADDY
hahah first
What a loser.. Does he get paid for this crap?
First?
hes insannne in the membrane
Oh who cares?
oh please COCAINE SELLS ITSELF. I'm sure he/they didn't plead with her to buy that shit!!!
Awww and Lindsay Lohan was doing such a good job staying out of the spotlight!
Except…not…
firsttttttttttttttttt!!!
Super Micheal!
Look out bad guys, first, OJ was on your tail, now its Michael, guess all the cops can retire now!
first!!
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tenth??
maybe first
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oh please. drugs sell themselves. when will this man shut the fuck up?
Either this will endear him more to his daughter or it will backfire. As a parent though, I get it.
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wackoooo
tha's cute!
this guy needs to stop thumping the bible around!
WHERE CAN I GET MORE CRACK…..
not 1
ya ok, always looking for someone to blame. Let's blame the drug dealer cause he put a gun to la-ho-han's head right?
didn't he do drugs too…and she was the one who bought them i'm sure they weren't pushing them on her….this is ridiculous
I bet he's been looking for them…BITCH NEEDS AN 8 BALL!
First Bitches!
1st!!!!
messed up
What a loser! No one made her do drugs. She went and bought them of her own free will. So, did all the other people who lives this drug dealer ruined. I'm not saying that it's okay to sell dugs because it's not. It just seems like he's blaming the dealer and letting the users take responsibility for their actions. Maybe he should accept the fact the he's a shitty parent and f-ed up his daughter. Those people made the choice to do drugs thus they ruined their own lives. Stop blaming everyone else and take responsibility for your actions.
DAD, STOP EMBARRESSING ME!!!! I'm telling mom and she is gonna kick your stupid ass up and down…AGAIN!
WTF????????????????????? Whatever
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First beeotches!
first?!
God will handle it without his help for one thing, and for another just cuz someone sells coke doesnt mean you have to snort it. When it comes down to it she made the decision to do it!
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LOL
Micheal is such a fuckin character
he's hilarous and his fanaticism makes me smile and laugh
he is one bad ass bible thumper. but you gotta hand it to him, he really does alot of positive work…and if its all positive, and if he's basically harmless in his fanatical ways, then really all the power to him.
Go Micheal!
Michael, don't be stupid. Her career is already suffering enough without you
Is he fucking kidding me? Seriously is he kidding me? First of all, PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY… DONT look for the drug dealers and uh… they wont sell ya shit. Thats the first thing. Second… this is not a child… someone that you know you have to protect from the pressures and evils of the world… this is an adult… who made an adult decision to do drugs…. and made an adult decision to purchase drugs…. and I HIGHLY doubt it was from some lil low life street runner. Michael Honey Baby listen up Bitch…. these people… will eat you for fucking breakfast. Its probably some movie execs assistant… could even be Naomi Campbells former assistant… either way… unless she is a minor… she chose it… she is a whore… your ex wife is a pimp… drug dealer is just part of the trilogy…..
STOP WITH THE MUTHAFUCKIN FIRST SHIT… JESUS CHRIST WHEN DID THEY LET KINDERGARTEN USE THE COMPUTER?
…LOOKING FOR A DRUG DEALER??…I THINK THE ONLY WAY THEY ARE GOING TO FIND HIM IS IF SOMEONE RATS HIM OUT- LUCKY RAT BETTER WATCH THEIR BACK
He TOTALLY fucks Lindsay when she was a little girl
Fruits dont fall far from the tree do they..
You know…I usually don't comment on the trashy Lindsay and Brit Brit threads, but I'm making an exception this time. MICHAEL LOHAN, is a PATHETIC and OBNOXIOUS PUBLICITY PIG, attempting once again to find his way back into the spotlight via his daughter's fame. He's nothing but a DISGUSTING CONVICTED FELON who should have to spend the remainder of his days scrubbing toilets at McDonalds NOT spewing total CRAP out of his filthy PIE HOLE ! And his whole Jesus Freak Show, is nothing more than a sham to keep his name in the tabloids. Michael Lohan, self inflated HOG that he is, considers himself to be god so the Jesus business is pure bull shit ! SHAME ON YOU PIG-MAN !
Daddy's got to realize that whomever is selling this shit, probablly didn't force it on anyone. Those "kids" started their own addiction, it was their decision, and their decision alone. No sympathy from me.
Don't blame LINDSAY'S DRUG USAGE on an innocent drug dealer whos just tryin to make a living . That ho knows what shes doing and SHE PAYS THEM TOO! So why the fuck come down on a drug dealer? Oh because WHITE PEOPLE are STUPID and like to point fingers and assume shit.
BAHAHAHAHA ooo papa lohan…….are you serious?
Christ on a bike, this guy is nuts…
SURE!! GREAT!
If you want to catch someone doing smth illegal you should shout about this in the media.
Maaybe the idea is nice, but the way he "tries' it…. dumb dumb dumb.
If there wasn't a demand for drugs, there would be no supply. Once again a Lohan plays the victim card. It's not the parents faullt, it's not Lindsay's fault. It's the drug dealers fault. A lot of people choose not to do drugs despite their screwed-up backgrounds or the temptations around them.
Maybe someone else's dad will come after Lindsay for Lindsey supplying drugs to people
He better hush up and keep himself quiet, or next thing he will find his a$$ in jail again
instead of blaming the dealer, maybe your daughter is a stupid druggie slut who actually actively looks for drugs
Fake Loser!
haha…thats like finding a heroine needle in a haystack
This guy is called Paris
I wish michael lohan was my daddy!
thats fuked!
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"Please, queen, she probably had about 20 on speed dial!"
LMAO
Your never going to stop the sale of drugs in this country, especially when our own government has their hands in it… Oh shit I'll probablly get audited for that comment or wire tapped by President Bush
Ratting out a drug dealer is extremely stupid. I would be more concerned with keeping Lindsay sober than hunting down people who are supplying an obvious demand. If they weren't doing it another asshole will show up and take their place. I would fear for your daughters safety if you are going to blurt this whole "hunt down the drug dealer bullshit" to the world.
Rachel Zoe
drugs is the worst problem of our society.i know a drug addict who went to a monastery to find shelter from his suppliers cos they would never leave him in peace.we shouldn't even make fun of drug addicts.generally michael lohan is a douchebag but in this case i think that he's trying to do the best for his child.at least i give him credit for his good intentions.
drugs is the worst problem of our society.i know a drug addict who went to a monastery to find shelter from his suppliers cos they would never leave him in peace.we shouldn't even make fun of drug addicts.generally michael lohan is a douchebag but in this case i think that he's trying to do the best for his child.at least i give him credit for his good intentions.
Dude's so out-of-the-loop that he can't even hunt down her present one, I suppose.
I bet I get WAY better coke than Lindsay and Britney combined!! Fuck…..Tom Sizemore wishes he got the shit that I do!!!! In fact, I'm high as fuck right now!!! I'm gonna go jerk off to that pic of Mariah Carey again! Lindsay!!! If you read this…..get in touch with me!!! We'll do a few bumps together!!!
Re: Angela Ayala – You're SO right…like the dealer recruited Lohan…more like Lohan recruited the dealer. Or what is MOST likely is her PIG FATHER Michael introduced her to HIS dealer. THE SCUM BAG !
And he's 100% right! I'm sure her dealer held her at gunpoint and FORCED her to snort a few lines!!! It was totally not her fault that she liked to get coked up and drive around and chase people with her car!! It was also not her fault that she brought coke into a fucking police station!!! BLAME THE DEALER!!! You go Michael!!! While you're at it, do something about that enabling whore ex-wife of yours!!! Or better yet….have her give me a call too! I'd do a few lines off of her ass!
Goodluck Daddy Lohan,try not to get hurt in the process
He's probably looking for them so he can get a discount! "Hey I'm Lindsey's pop dukes! hook it up"
MTF! Part of recovery is to let go of resentments! Not just once but you have to work on them everyday one will pop up…. "God is going to get even with this guy" so let Him! Sounds like you are the one who should be going back to rehab.
Mr. Lohan look up the 4th step in AA
Maybe he should be looking on the golf courses with O.J. Simpson…..Oh wait, he is looking for his collectables now!!!!
Michael probably just wants to score
like he cares so much…this is coming from a coke head. He's probably mad cuz the dealer won't sell him shit..Lindsey is like that bcuz that's what she grew up seeing from her "DAD" not the coke dealer!!!
He can be mad at the dealers all he wants, but what it boils down to is the fact that his daughter purchased and used the drugs. There will always be drug dealers in the world. If she hadn't bought the stuff from one guy, it would've been another. SHE's the one to blame for her actions.
Oh that's right, she had no responsibility when it came to this!
After some time, and being a recovering alcoholic, I think this dude might be sincere. Why knock him - unless he f's up again.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Mama Lohan is pimping yet her next daughter. She has lots to hide and no income except her kids. She's BAD newz.
Lord, help those Lohan kids.
riiighttt, because the drug dealer shot cocaine up lindsays nose with a turkey baster without her consent. give me a fucking break, she didnt have to buy the drugs if she didnt want to…she could have said that magical word 'no'…but oh right, i forgot, they dont teach people in hollywood that word because they are sooo special and get whatever they want….who does this family think they are anyways?!…..
This guy has pimped his own daughter, maybe god will go after him someday. This guy is SUCH a joke! ahahahah
This guy has pimped his own daughter, maybe god will go after him someday. This guy is SUCH a joke! ahahahah
This guy has pimped his own daughter, maybe god will go after him someday. This guy is SUCH a joke! ahahahah
Look I am no Daddy Lohan fan, BUT drug dealers are the lowest of the LOW. His little plan to STING the drug dealers and act like the LAW, is clearly half baked & stupid. Yes, the buyer is not forced to buy drugs BUT give me a break, DRUG DEALERS ARE CRIMINALS. Hollywood glamorizes drug dealers & addicts in movies like American Gangster, Blow & Weeds…. People still think Scarface (Tony Montana) is an idol. Rap? Yep DRUG worship.
Come on now perez…you should have put former in quotes. cause you know old fire twat ain't quittin the partying anytime soon.
So I find it hilarious that he suddenly seems to give two shits about his daughter. Is this guy mob connected? I wouldn't be surprised..in which case, this dealer had better head for the hills.
This guy has got to be the biggest tool of all time. Yeah, it's all the drug dealers' fault. That's it. Has nothing to do with poor parental role models. No sirree.
so the drug dealer ruined many lives? Idiot! no one forced your daughter to buy drugs. Maybe u and jesus should go on a poppy crusade in afghanistan
Hes looking for drug dealers? Does he want to get him self killed?
THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A "YOUR CAPTION HERE" ITEM! TEE HEE
maybe if he had spent time with her in her childhood being a good influence she wouldn't be on drugs. maybe if he had spent time with her teaching her the value of her life and talents she wouldn't be an attention greedy brat. maybe if he had put in the effort to be a father figure she wouldn't be so hungry for male attention. maybe instead of blaming the big, evil drug dealers for his daughters behavior he should be blaming his ex wife and himself for encouraging her antics. maybe he should take a hard look in the mirror and blame himself for how his daughter turned out. really, it was his responsiblity and he fucked up big time. no point in blaming someone else for something you did years ago.
everyone deals drugs and everyone has access to enough drugs to re-deal. this is just stupid. he doesnt' stand a chance in hell and "finding" the one "guy." as a former addict he should know that.
wat an idiot…as a christian you should know you must love evryone! even your enemies! What an idiot. or in this case your daughter's enemies..lol.
Why doesnt he just ask his dumb ass daughter?
WITH ALL THE MAFIA COCAINE CONNECTIONS IN HOLLYWOOD & NY…WE MAY SEE THEM BOTH HAVE AN ACCIDENT TOGETHER, NOW THAT HE'S BLABBED HIS BRIGHT IDEA.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOUR FUCKING WITH!!!
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