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This Is Bullshit

Filed under: Anglophilia > Victoria Beckham > Fashion Smashion > Marc Jacobs

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Victoria Beckham is the latest celeb to pose naked for Marc Jacobs skin cancer awareness campaigns.

We love M.J. and Posh, but….

Last time we went to one of the Marc Jacobs stores to try and buy the Selma Blair edition of this shirt, they didn't come in an XL!!!!!!

What are us big girls to do????

We don't wanna end up doing crazy shit like THIS!

193 comments to “This Is Bullshit”

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  1. Disgusted X 2 says – reply to this


    101

    # 66: "I'm Disgusted"= I totally agree with you and your post!

    This woman is in one word: NASTY!

    Can you imagine an A-lister, let's say AJ EVER posing for something so gaudy? I DON'T THINK SO!

    VB may have all the $$$ in the free-world to be able to buy high-end, fashionable clothing/accessories- BUT that does not mean she is CLASSY- FAR FROM IT! She's as CLASSELESS as one gets!

  2. nikki says – reply to this


    102

    eh, i wouldn't wear it.

    perez, i think you'd be more successful coming out with your own edition of shirts with a similar concept….

  3. Thanks, But No. says – reply to this


    103

    What idiot would pay $35 for a t-shirt with Skeletal Spice on it? I wouldn't wear it if it were free.

  4. dodo says – reply to this


    104

    those shirts only come in S and M….sometimes L….and if you are a S you have to get an M because they run SMALL. sucks but theyre cute. =)

  5. erin says – reply to this


    105

    Because fat people cant enjoy designer fashion. It looks better on thin people anyway. DUH! Try wal-mart

  6. sssppp81 says – reply to this


    106

    I agree, stop complaining and bitchin all the time, just fucking hit the gym.

  7. Debbie says – reply to this


    107

    Are you kidding? LOSE THE WEIGHT!

  8. emma says – reply to this


    108

    oh well that is SO sad !! victoria is tanning her skin for years! and her skin takes a lot of bad UVs! Besides her tons of make up dont help…shes rili fucking with her skin health..thats ridiculous having victoria as a spoke person…In her tv show you can see she looks older than she really is…Fashion really disappointes me sometimes…

  9. Lotte says – reply to this


    109

    because if you're so tanned all the time you look like a carrot, you're risks of getting skin cancer are a lot smaller :)

  10. SB says – reply to this


    110

    leave perez alone, at least he can afford this shit. you can't

  11. Kilo says – reply to this


    111

    Who on earth would want to wear such a NASTY NASTY looking T. Marc Jacobs has lost style, or his mind?

  12. starr says – reply to this


    112

    Ok, is it just me, or does Victoria look like she has her very own tanning bed at home?? Oh, I forgot, only the REAL SUN gives you cancer…that's right, how could I forget so soon??

  13. Her Majesty says – reply to this


    113

    Wow, SHE'S supposed to be a role model for protecting your skin against cancer?!?! That ain't right.

  14. cel says – reply to this


    114

    try loosing some weight tubby

  15. Diana says – reply to this


    115

    Damn, there are a lot of self-hating bitches that come to this blog. Stop trying to bring big girls down to your level, hags. Some of us feel more comfortable with tits and curves. My man likes to have hips to hold on to while I ride him. Get over yourselves, being a stick ain't nothing to write home about.

  16. dani says – reply to this


    116

    i hate to be the one to tell you this perez, but you should go on a diet. i don't know how you can make fun of other people's clothing when you wear totally ridiculous outfits. not only are they stupid, but they look stupider on your overweight ass. you know you just want to stand out, and "be different" and "unique". you're trying way too hard and it shows. you would be so cute if you just exercised and watch what you ate a little bit… it doesn't take much. you'd lose that chub quick! i think if you felt better about yourself and your body you wouldn't need to wear your dumbass clothing.

  17. tiffy says – reply to this


    117

    maybe your fat ass should loose some weight and stop complaining

  18. TrannieHag says – reply to this


    118

    XL???? Keep dreaming porko!

  19. amanda says – reply to this


    119

    kinda too like "love the skin you're in" or whatever it is, cant remember which skin lotion brand that is.
    That t-shirt is ugly, who would want victoria beckham on their shirt ??? Would have been waaaay better with just the logo, and maybe advertise her wearing that - not rocket science.

  20. BOSTON says – reply to this


    120

    THEY COULD OF SAVED MUCH MORE, HER PICTURE COULD HAVE GONE ON A PENCIL. EWWWW, SHE'S SO GROSS.
    HAVE A HAMBURGER VIC.

  21. lalala says – reply to this


    121

    airbrush tanning is the best option above all others. just count out the pro and cons, there's no cons for AB tanning. it's non-toxic, goes on with an airbrush so it's flawless, covers pimples, scars and veins, and can be done at home once a week! UV tanners, that's what you're gonna end up! Tanned Leather! EWW!
    Beat my dark airbrush tan with a natural tan and i'll switch. I'm darker than ANY UV tanner i know.

  22. BOSTON says – reply to this


    122

    Re: Disgusted X 2
    I agree too, remember she started out as a low life singer, it's Beck's money.
    If she had her own or was "somebody" she would have kept her name when she married, as most "stars" do. She's a nobody.

  23. FOR THE DUMB ASS'S says – reply to this


    123

    EVERYTIME YOU DIS PEREZ H. ON THIS SITE, HE'S LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK.
    .
    EVERY HIT, MORE MONEY !!!!!!!

  24. suz says – reply to this


    124

    besides that… dosh posh really look like someone who protects her skin?? i think not with the ever-present tan. even if it's a faux tan she's not exactly the poster girl for skin cancer awareness/prevention!?!

  25. traci says – reply to this


    125

    The part of this campaign shirt that bothers me isnt so much he doesnt carry XL but 1. I dont wear shirt with naked people on the front and 2. doesnt TANNING cause cancer???? Posh has a year round tan!!! Unless its sprayed on and who knows in 10 yrs. they may say that causes cancer too. I think people with clear skin like Nicole Kidman should be on the front personally….that is, IF you going to war naked people on the front…and Im not.

  26. hater 1 says – reply to this


    126

    Um, it's a t-shirt not a tent fat boy! How about cutting of your tiny penis to loose about 0.01 lbs of excess weight? Just trying to help.

  27. javajunkie says – reply to this


    127

    lol "your size" would involve using a table cloth and sewing it together to make arms and a hole for your neck, or a moo moo….maybe instead of crying that they don't make "your size" you should loose weight and be a normal healthy size that you're suppose to be and clothes are made for, sizes are already way too big now, how much more do they have to keep going before people realize that maybe they should start getting to normal sizes again instead of making the clothes bigger to fit their fat out of shape unhealthy bodies…..

  28. jaejay says – reply to this


    128

    first off the biatch!!! tans way too much to be promoting awareness for skin cancer!!!

  29. hater ! says – reply to this


    129

    cut OFF, not of, hehehehehehehe

  30. hater 1 says – reply to this


    130

    Um, it's a t-shirt not a tent fat boy! How about cutting OFF your tiny penis to loose about 0.01 lbs of excess weight? Just trying to help.

  31. Fred says – reply to this


    131

    Placement of th 'Y' makes it look like they are covering up her enormous cock.

  32. Tom says – reply to this


    132

    Being fat is hardly 'saving your skin'.

    To offer it in XL would be a complete contradiction.

  33. Jasmine says – reply to this


    133

    Eat and enjoy life, Perez!

    Skinny starving people are miserable cunts..

  34. me says – reply to this


    134

    Eeeww..stupid ugly bitch!

  35. Queeny says – reply to this


    135

    There's a reason they don't make nice designer clothes in FAT sizes…because all you flabby bitches look ugly as fuck.

    I mean, it's great if you're confident with yourself and your body and stuff, but if you have to be supersize, please don't try and squeeze into clothes that look hideous on you.

    Wearing nice clothes is the priviledge of people who have self-control.

  36. Ana Banana says – reply to this


    136

    ok, fake-and-bake ass knows she has it, unless she uses that spray on shit. she also suffers from a virus called Fug.

  37. annon. says – reply to this


    137

    I love when people say that they are "big boned."
    Have you ever seen a fat skeleton????

  38. HOTSALSA says – reply to this


    138

    Perezito..it's okay don't listen to those people that say your unhealthy because you're not a twig. They obviously don't have an education, and promote anorexia, because if they knew the truth they would know that everyone has a different "healthy" weight and for some of the world that means not being a size 00. :) But best of luck! Also Is there any way to get one of the shirts online, because some of us don't live on either of the coasts.

  39. E Fabulous says – reply to this


    139

    When and WHERE can i BUY THIS SHIRT?!?!?!

  40. fgsdfg says – reply to this


    140

    it's probably healthier than whatever kind of lard your eating now. your obese

  41. jago says – reply to this


    141

    I lov3 u perez but that wont change the fat that u r fat so if u really love ur skin u shoudl prob loose weight. Overweight is bad for your skin!!!!

  42. SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this


    142

    This girl sunned herself darker than a piece of crispy bacon on that not too recent trip to Monaco with Becks, and is always far too tan. I'm incredulous at Marc Jacob's choice to represent awareness of skin cancer, considering. Hypocritical much? Or was that perhaps the point?

  43. SJK says – reply to this


    143

    Props for using your publicity to make a stament that needs to be said. It's about time top designers stopped considering a size 6 to be an XL. I'm not asking Marc Jacobs to have a "misses" section or anything, but there are curvier women who are just as healthy and can run 2 miles a day, but still should not be a size 4.

  44. gw says – reply to this


    144

    well isnt that to bad perez you call everyone fat …people a 1/3 the size of you and you still call people fat…so if you are so goddamn thin to pass judgement then you shouldnt have a problem huh? karma is a bitch besides im sure no real designer wants your ugly ass making there stuff look like shit everything you wear looks like some cleaning rag…btw take a fucking shower you always look like you are covered in chicken grease and that ratty ass weave you have looks like you combed it with a pork chop

  45. M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this


    145

    WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.

  46. M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this


    146

    WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.

  47. M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this


    147

    WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.

  48. M. JACOBS SUX, ISN'T HE A FUR HAG ANYWAY? says – reply to this


    148

    WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP "CAUSE" AND WHAT AN UGLY ASS T-SHIRT. PEREZ DON'T FEEL BAD. YOU SHOULDN'T BE WEARING SHIRTS WITH ALIENS ON THEM, IT'S TACKY.

  49. Pink says – reply to this


    149

    Oh Pervez…XL? How about 3XL?
    Maybe because you do not 'protect the skin you are in' you effing Jabba the Hutt!

  50. Lisa says – reply to this


    150

    She looks like she tans all the time! Unless its the spray tan she is always tanned so that can't be healthy!!!

  51. Posh is a Fake and Baker says – reply to this


    151

    HA SHE IS A TOTAL FAKE AND BAKER!

  52. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    152

    THAT'S ALL RIGHT SWEETIE! YOU STICK TO YOUR XXX PINK T'S AND KEEP A POSTING. JJ LOVES YOU

  53. eriiic says – reply to this


    153

    loooooves it

    i want one!

  54. mz says – reply to this


    154

    yeah…. they only have Mediums!! I just went and got one to wear to the Spice Girls concert tomorrow - woohoo! :)

  55. kdero says – reply to this


    155

    THEY DON'T COME IN AN XL BECAUSE no one's supposed to be that fat, you fat bastard! you have two choices: one, lose 80 pounds (recommended) two, stop trying to fool yourself into thinking that you're fabulous by attempting to wear marc jacobs shirts (also recommended). marc doesn't want gross fatties fucking up his company's image!

  56. ass says – reply to this


    156

    It's a shirt to raise money for cancer awareness, and you're complaining because they might not have one that fits YOU? HAH… last time I checked "tent" wasn't a common size Perez.

  57. Jewelz says – reply to this


    157

    I've been looking for these f-ing shirts EVERYWHERE can someone tell me where there hiding pleaseeeeeeee!! I live in Canada and dont have a Marc store ='(

  58. angela says – reply to this


    158

    Protect the skin your in? Like she probably owns her own tanning bed… How bout protecting your body from foreign objects like silicone!!

  59. ashrox says – reply to this


    159

    i don't get it. she is tanorexic, why did he put her on the shirt??? i think a better model would have been anne hatheway…she has fair skin….or kirsten dunst…she is freakin pale

  60. teddy says – reply to this


    160

    lose weight. you're incredibly fat. sorry.

  61. Lady D says – reply to this


    161

    Ohhh Pee-Pee….why oh why would you sully yer bod with an image

    of that self-promting ho Victoria Beckham? She no more cares about skin

    cancer than the turnip crops in Buenos Aires. All she cares about is showing off

    that craggy rack of hers.

  62. highlander says – reply to this


    162

    XL????? Look who's lost weight recently!
    The Cuban Pig Man lives!!!!

    XL????? Look who's lost weight recently!
    The Cuban Pig Man lives!!!!

    XL????? Look who's lost weight recently!
    The Cuban Pig Man lives!!!!

  63. Sherleyne says – reply to this


    163

    why is she the an add for skin cancer awareness and "protecting your skin" when she tans 365 days a year?!

  64. asta says – reply to this


    164

    does any one know where you can get these t shirts from ???????

  65. miss priss says – reply to this


    165

    LOVE THIS CAMPAIGN…..LOVE MARC JACOBS!! WHO IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER….LOVE HIM TOO!!!

  66. lady says – reply to this


    166

    "BRIAN BOWEN SMITH SHOT THIS CAMPAIGN"…..LOVE HIS WORK!!

  67. THE TRUTH says – reply to this


    167

    PEREZ COME ON BABY YOU ARE A XXXL! AN XL IS A SMALL ON YOU GIVE IT UP!

  68. sam says – reply to this


    168

    people…her skin has always been dark. she isn't much darker than she was as a spice girl when tanning wasn't even a big thing.

  69. nvbv says – reply to this


    169

    Posh is stunning
    &
    lose some weight
    perez..
    you wannabe !

  70. rusty says – reply to this


    170

    this is bullshit but those jonas shirts perez is peddling aren't? get real.

  71. LIZ! says – reply to this


    171

    I lovvveee Poshh.
    I want that shirtt.
    Thats mean that theres no XLs.

  72. Yo Yo Momma says – reply to this


    172

    Plus he uses fur…BOOOOOOOOO - Lets protect the animal's skin
    SHAME ON MJ

  73. idiot says – reply to this


    173

    maybe you should just lose weight…you fat fag

  74. Kelsey says – reply to this


    174

    I'm under the distinct impression that very few physically fit individuals would actually be a size XL…

  75. LSALFDJ says – reply to this


    175

    heey big girls needs clothes to you know?

  76. victorgael says – reply to this


    176

    la quierooooooooooooo donde la comproo??????????????

  77. E An says – reply to this


    177

    No Shit! I have battled with the A - Word and the B - Word since I was 14! I seemed to haved "conquered" except B. I try hard but when things…well it's hard sometimes. I'm okay saying it because no one knows me here.

    Please get help, My Mom has tried and tried.

  78. antonio says – reply to this


    178

    good morning!
    sorry but i'm italian and when i can buy the victoria's tshirt? I WANT, please HELP ME!

  79. Laura says – reply to this


    179

    Re: Rrr – Maybe you should get off the internet and learn to spell. It's exercise. No "Z" moron!

  80. Laura says – reply to this


    180

    Re: SCOTT – It's LOSE some weight not LOOSE. WTF is wrong with you people?

  81. Learn to Spell says – reply to this


    181

    LISTEN UP MORONS! LOOSE IS WHEN SOMETHING IS A LITTLE TOO BIG. EXAMPLE "MY PANTS ARE LOOSE" LOSE AS IN LOST…MEANS SOMETHING IS MISSING. EXAMPLE " I HOPE I DON'T LOSE ANY MONEY." GET IT?? YOU NON SPELLERS DRIVE ME CRAZY. GET OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET, GET OFF WELFARE AND GET AN EDUCATION ALONG WITH A JOB.

  82. Seth says – reply to this


    182

    She looks soooooo hott!!!!

  83. Rrr says – reply to this


    183

    Re: Laura – next time i'll proof read just for you PRINCESS. Are you angry because you are overweight too?

  84. Chill out says – reply to this


    184

    Re: Learn to Spell – Are YOU on welfare and jobless? bc you are on here too. If you have OCD go get help. People make typos get over it. Maybe you should write congress, and ask that everyone get a spell checker planted as far up their ass as yours is. Calm down, psycho.

  85. DEE says – reply to this


    185

    lose wieght…you'll be healthier

  86. Alyssa says – reply to this


    186

    Um what to do? How about lose weight you fatass… Exercise? Healthy food? Not so difficult…

  87. Leticia says – reply to this


    187

    Victoria is perfect…..she rocks the world
    You are so jeaulous……….

  88. T says – reply to this


    188

    XXL

  89. Ashy says – reply to this


    189

    one of my friends is on one of these shirts….i didnt realize she had one too…love herrr

  90. Paddington Bear says – reply to this


    190

    Best birth control ever.

  91. dominic says – reply to this


    191

    I just came back from NYC yesterday and picked a few to give to friends. I have a couple left, if anyone wants some email me dominicinco@aol.com.
    Cheers!

  92. Matt says – reply to this


    192

    Re: Rrr – Listen you fat bitch, if you are going to insult someone, at least spell your insult correctly.

  93. Vohnsen says – reply to this


    193

    Where can you buy this on the internet?

    Please help me (-:!!!

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