Canada Hates Avril
Filed under: Avril Lavigne > Canadialand
This warms our heart.
Canada's national newspaper, The Globe & Mail, has written this great article basically summing up why Avril Lavigne is such a douche.
We're getting it framed!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Posted: January 29, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I would present her with my 9 inch piece of firm man meat, but it would surely split that yappy bitch in two.
C'mon Canucks…don't defend her just because she's Canadian. Watch an interview with her and you'll see what a fucking moron she is.
I really dislike her. She is a phoney, and extremely fake. I'm from Kingston, which is about 20 minutes away form Napanee. I know people that went to school with her, and she was pretty normal, and even shall I say, preppy, Yep, she didn't wear 'skater clothes' and wasn't punk. It annoys me how these record companies just make people into products. I agree with everything this album says, yeah shes had some catchy songs but I really don't think shes anything special and I can't tell you one this, No one likes her that lives here in Kingston, people just make fun of her and thinks shes pathetic. Shes on a control trip, cause of fame, that why she treats people like shit and act like shes better than everyone. Avril, you sold your soul.
i'm from canada and i think she is balls.
Canada DOES hate Avril, believe me, I'm Canadian!!
all i have to say is HEAR, HEAR!
A brilliant article. I love the final sentence
Re: AVRIL ROCKS –
you're an idiot. i'm from ontario and i don't know one person as annoying, obnoxious and stupid as she is. And all the people i know are plenty talented to boot.
Re: tracy – do your daughter a favour and teach her to read instead of taking her to a terrible concert.
Re: Mellie –
speak for yourself princess
pwned….
~heh~
It is about time an article like that got wider acknowledgement, it speaks so much truth
OMG….I thought I was FIRST!
now i'm nothing!
nothing at all!!!!!!!
i'm just a little fat, ugly slob.
maybe i should just unbutton by size XXX jeans
and let my gut hang out and gobble down some
more skittles and fries.
if i had been F I R ST, i was gonna be good tonight
and not raid the fridge and put zit cream on my face.
but i wasn't first, so now i'm gonna eat myself to sleep
cause i have no friends and this is the only thing i have
to do in life.
being the first to comment on this gossip site where i drool
over celebrities that i wish i could look like.
oh puhlease. you know all of you skanky bitches love avril, but because some 12 year old "writer" with absolutely no journalistic skills wrote a completely lame article about her, you have no choice but to go right along with it. reason being: you're all a bunch of pathetic little media followers who are too ignorant to think for yourselves. losers!
SHE'S A STUPID TWAT… SHE WAS CREATED BY A MARKETING TEAM… SHE'S NOT AN "ARTIST"… SHE'S WORSE THAN DIRTY DOUCHE WATER… AND FOR ALL OF YOU WHO LIKE HER "MUSIC", YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUNTS.
Re: ash –
oh yeah, handing out parenting advice on perez hilton's gossip website for whores and retards, that's brilliant.
Not all of Canada hates Avril. Just because a woman is strong and knows her own mind, it challenges what the world thinks of a pop singer. Slot her or forget her. I say give her some room and let her shine. Gee, Gee
Pretty much everyone hate Avril. She's a no talent hack.
i loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avril Is the shit!!!!! Fuck Yalll!!!!!!!!
perez, you need to start screening your site for retards. they seem to have arrived here in packs and if you don't start taking immediate action, they will soon consume the entire planet!
good i hate her too she claims to be a bad @$$ and she make a gay song come on tough girl!! plezz
North America hate's her!
Thank you Perez for directing us to that article. It was very informative. Avril's behavior reflects her lack of education and a proper upbringing. Her mother should be ashamed of her.
The Globe and Mail is a first class corporate rag!!!
They suck sh*t.
LOVE IT!!! The Globe & Mail is a VERY well respected and reputable newspaper here in Toronto. To see this written by them warms my heart too.
Fuck off Avril … you've managed to kill off the last of your 8 year old fans. Your time is beyond done. Sucka!
so if canada abandons her, where can avril go next?
OMG WHAT IS AVRIL'S RELIGION??? YOU FORGOT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT PEREZ
I abhor the bitch, and anyone who owns the slightest amount of respect or liking for her is an utter moron.
Re: tracy –
Speaking as a Canadian (and mind you, I've held my tongue on this for quite sometime on this site) I despise Avril Lavigne as she has deemed it fit to shit all over the reputation of our country as being modest, kind and intelligent. She is a phenomenally untalented, crass, obnoxious person. She claimed to be stick-it-to-the-man and punk and anti-pop at the beginning of her career… have you ever listened to the lyrics of her girlfriend song? Is she joking with that shit? Britney "bat-shit crazy" Spears would be embarrassed to be that cheesy. While I apologize to everyone in America who has to put up with her now living in your country, I can honestly say that I, among a hefty number of Canadians who agree with me, couldn't be happy to have her dumbass out of our otherwise pretty fantastic nation. If Avril Lavigne is never associated with Canada again or becomes a (further) nobody tomorrow, it will be too soon.
Thank you Perez for continuing to out Avril for the insignificant, undeserving bitch that she is. We love you in Canada and hope you never stop doing what you're doing!
Someday she'll be thirty, divorced and looking back to how incredibly stupid she was when she was 23. If only the cameras would be there then, too.
Can't stand that hypocrite, Avril. NOTHING GREAT ABOUT HER. MUSIC = AVERAGE, LOOKS = AVERAGE. Just not wonderful and certainly not worth the money she pulls in from naive teenie boppers. Plain yuck.
The Globe and Mail is not Canada's national newspaper. It is one of two national newspapers.
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
IT'S TRUE WE DO HATE AVRIL
SHE IS SUCH A CUNT
She really doesn't seem to appreciate her fans. She'll get knocked down soon I'm sure and she'll remember who put her up there! Silly bitch.
Agreed she's a hack! I'm Canadian and from near Napanee, and most people around here don't respect her because she's completely fake! I hate it when people with no talent get famous and make money that should be going towards real artists!
haha she is a douche!
and she has a horrible singing voice to boot! how the hell did she get signed?!
I wish more people would talk about ROBYN!!!! Now, she's a STAR and an ARTIST. Poor Avril…she's like a chia-pet for the music industry. She'll self implode…don't worry haters.
WHAT A WHORE. Eh??
LMFAO. She's just another little immature, dumb little pop twat.
HERPES POSTER CHILD….SKANK WHORE.
Fkn brilliant article. This girl is such a douche!!!!
I'm canadian and she makes me ASHAMED. She appears so contrived and spoilt. She those screaming kids pay $15- @20 per CD and have made you the rich whore that you are. APPRECIATE
I LOVE AVRIL I LOVE AVRIL! more avril more avril
She is ready for the dog and pony show videos.
Re: me – So which one are you? A whore or a retard?
she just comes off as being soo fake. personally, i dont know anyone that talks or acts like her.
I was expecting to see an article from the ap that she burned down an orphanage or old folks home in every providence in canada. Stop with the drama. If you don't like her Perez, don't go off looking for stories on other sites about her. God, you hate soooo many women-her, nicole, jennifer…. oh, except for your st angelina and suck up Paris.
I'm from Toronto. Avril sucks.
That is all.
everyone hates her cause she canadian plain and simple..their assholes
i'm from canada and i hate this bitch .. all she did was complain every 2 effing seconds in this trip to mexico or whatever .. and when she talks she sounds like a complete douche, did you go to school? .. like like like like .. what a disgrace .. of all the ppl canada has to showcase she's one of the most successful, such an embarassment
and i also disagree with the statement that canada hates avril ..
it isnt just canada EVERYONE hates her .. boycott her!
USA and Mexico too
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If I found a genie in a bottle and was granted three wishes…………..
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……….one of them would be to kick Avril right in her fucking face with a size 12 workboot.
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Booya.
The Globe and Mail is not Canada's national newspaper… But nice try. No, no one else noticed that one? Okay.
Re: me – im not a pathetic little media follower…and if YOU like her then you are a fucking brain-dead piece of shit with no sense or taste in music…this bitch sucks fuckin ass! her music is LAME. Anyone that likes this music is fuckin LAME. Simple minded lyrics that could be written by a kindergarden and yet she steals this shit?! Unfuckinbelievable!~hahaha! This woman is a fuckin phoney, she is LAME and she doesnt have a artistic bone in her stupid body. You watch her in interviews and she has no personality…its like watching fuckin paint dry…no depth, no substance…she has nothing to say about anything…i seriously think shes fuckin slow…she can't even answer a fuckin question without sounding like a mumbling retard…and she tries SOOOOO hard to try and be cool…its lame. She is a pathetic little try hard and she looks like a drowned rat. YOU clearly have NO taste, so fuck off and get a life.
Like you needed a newspaper to tell you that!
lol… I've actually gone to the KFC where she used to work… and shook hands with her old boss and thanked him for being the first to tell her she's a failure.
BEST ARTICLE EVER
Singing about BFS when shes MARRIED…
someone is the record labels tool, since her 2nd album DIDNT SELL.
cant sing ..so stuck up…
and she said she would NEVER move to Hollywood.
and the funniest thing is SHE KNOWS shes lame…she knows it…thats why shes always looking akward in public and staring down in interviews…and thats why she never talks alot and always mumbles because she isn;t confident, because she knows shes a lame fuckin bimbo and her ugly rat face makes people want to punch her
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Her 5 minutes of fame were up years ago, why do you have to keep putting on your site? She is BORING!!! and DUMB
FUCK YOU PEREZ
Im Canadian and I LOVE Avril.
Australians hate her too!
Actually Canadians hate the globe and mail not avril.
Also if I was avril and i weighed like 100 pounds like she does I would be scared of screaming fans. Anyone every see the bruises paparazzi left all over nicole and she is almost the same size as her.
You bloody liar. I don't hate her. Quit speaking for everyone you douchebag loser. When are you going to accidently overdose and rid of all of your bullshit. avril rocks baby!
Hahah I like how she has the appearance of trying to look punk or edgy but yet she claims that she never said she was punk. What a liar. My boyfriend thinks she is hot but I honestly think she is annoying and looks like a drowned racoon. Please bitch. Saying fuck does not make you automatically cool and edgy.
it's true, but I don't think she's even worth it to dedicate an entire article to. Come on, G & N!
She looks like she just crawled out of a sewer.
Bravo!!!
I'm so ashamed that she comes from my country.
She's a talentless twat. And yes, she's totally label-manufactured from A-to-Z.
No we hate you loser, at least the ones of us who really work and are not lazy losers or welfare bums with nothing better to do but bitch about talented artists and celebs to avoid their own sad pathetic lives and being seriously obesly overweight like yourself Pig. I seen you lately. SO much for your so called exercise routine and diet. One can only pray you die of heart failure tomorrow. Avril you trock, not only teens and tweenies listen to you. Fuck the haters, fuck Pigrez. Consider the source, what is he really but slime?
did you read the article about how we canadians hate ignorant fat bastards named Perez Hilton?
Re: whos this stupid fuck?! - Seems to me that the one who needs to fuck off and get a life is YOU!
You haters are so jealous and it shows. Let me guess you're all a bunch silly 14 yo's and if not you must be a million times more pathetic and immature than you accuse Avril of being, LOSERS…
NOW, she's trying to pull of this heavy eyeliner, Amy Winehouse-I'm-wild thing. I heard that in high school she was a first class geek, with big thick glasses and mousey brown hair. I'm bored with her….and her scrunched up face of a husband…..*yawn*
God Piggy you are pathetic. She has more talent than you and your welfare cult will ever have. No one with a real full brain really cares for you and wishes you would just disappear and die. Why Heath and not you I ask?? Avril ignore these lame no life haters.
Like…um…like…yah and like…it was so like….great and like….
The person that wrote that article perfectly outline what she is like…^^
Re: lannie jones – Everything you said shows you are some seriously immature little prick who yourself is probably some social outcast. Get out of the kindergarten already. No wonder the States is so f'd up. Look what kind of people live there…
Times are so hard for ya lately ay Perez. So much so you are selling T-shirts to pay your food bills now? You are just a cockroach. People with morals and values think you are what is wrong with the world.
CAN I JUST SAY THAT I THINK AVRIL L. IS A STUPID BITCH…… MMMMMMM THAT FELT GOOD……..
i hate this bitch. i remember she was a little baby on the show punkd. she thinks she's tough, little punk bitch with her 5'3 boyfriend. doesn't even write her own lame shit. she sucks
I'm from Kingston Ontario Canada. Napanee is a 10 minute drive to Kingston. Napanee is known to be "the inbreeding Capital of Canada"!!!! It's Canada's "Deliverance". (remember the movie?????) It doesn't surprise me that Avril has social problems - I'm just surprised she doesn't have MORE SOCIAL PROBLEMS!!!!! Just wait until they have babies - you'll see what I mean!!!!!!
I remember when Avril was just 13 and chosen to sing with Shania Twain. She looked like she was so lucky to be singing and performing.
She's a bad representation of Canadian talent. Let's just move on to all of the other Canadians who are respectful, humble and who have something worthy to contribute to the artistic world.
God I hate that stupid talentless cunt.Shes 24 and still singing that stupid tween punk crap.Someone beat her over the head with a skateboard PLEASE.
I would just like to say a heartfelt Thank You to Perez for giving me the opportunity to say the following:
I am Canadian. I am a western Canadian. Avril Lavigne is what we, as western Canadians, contemptuously refer to as a 'typical eastern butt-fuck'. We westerners, and I do believe I speak for most of them, would much rather take a hot coffee spoon on our private parts than listen to even five seconds of this caterwauling bitch. I don't know what it is - it could be the fact that her voice approximates the nauseating effect of fingernails on a chalkboard, or the exhaustingly vapid 'lyrics' that she squawls out, or maybe it's the endless futile attempts to ACT like a TOUGH CHICK. And the dead tell that it's all an act is the bitch NEVER SHUTS UP about it.
NO-ONE CARES about you, Avril… and I asked EVERYBODY, OK?
BTW, my neighbor's hockey-playing eight-year-old daughter would kick Avril's ass so hard she would be wearing it for a hat.
She is such a twat. C U Next Tuesday
avril is boring. tired of the short school girl skirts and black eyes…. oh ya and screaming and yelling at 5 feet . . .pathetic
How so very true, I especially love the part about her being 'inarticulate'
I've honestly never heard the girl mutter a complete sentence.
She's pathetic. The fans need to turn their back on her and maybe that will knock her down a few pegs. Although, I can see where her anger comes from. She does after all look like a boiled egg with lashes. How can someone so white, like deathly white, be happy? She's merely running from the light…not her fans. She's off to the bat cave
With all of her ill-gotten money, you'd think the bitch would pay to remove her rat face - nasty looking twit
God… I'm Canadian and I know good music. She is just as the article said, a product of the music industry in order to cover all the possible "genres" of music (if you can put what Avril does in a genre… or heck even call it music)
Sure sometimes something good pops out of her mouth, but lets not forget that most if it is being spoon fed to her minutes before an interview. Plus, she's a monster to her fans… and such a hypocrite. Love your fans Avril, cause they're really all you have … all 20 of them ^^
That was the BEST article EVER!
PEREZ i laugh at everything you say most of the time.. but this time not so funny.. i don't get what your problem is with her..
Re: Vanessa –
no globe & mail is not Canada's ONLY national paper, but it is A national paper…
do you live in canada? are you qualified to make bitchy comments about someone else's ignorance when you're just as ignorant? didnt think so .
Why so many people care about that extremely boring information. "Canada Hates Avril", so fu***ng what. We also hate Céline Dion and no one is making a big deal about it.
She seems like a very self-centered gal who who tries too hard to be cool and in the end just makes herself look like an a**. She doesn't seem like the nicest person and perhaps even if she weren't a celebrity, she may still be a self-centered a**.
Avril is a disgrace to Canadians. Word up here is she stole that wearing a tie thing from the girls at her high school. POSSSERRR