How Do We Say This Delicately???
Filed under: Nicole Richie > Joel Madden
Joel Madden just posted this cute pic of him and Nicole Richie on his blog.
Uhmmm…..
Does he have to do that damn lip thing in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE????
Work on some new moves, pops!
Posted: January 30, 2008 at 12:10 am
i want to see harlow damnit!
NIGGA BABIES ARE UGLY….ONE MORE NAPPY HEADED UGLY AS BLACK BABY IN THE WORLD….SHOULD HAVE HAD AN ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG OMG OMG U FORGOT TO MENTION THEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS IN YOUR POSTING!!!!!!!!
Nicole looks gorgeous. I love her.
nic looks cute!
FUCK THESE TWO!!!!
GOOD CHARLOTTE SUCKS ANUS.
NICOLE RICHIE IS A DUMB COKE- WHORE, I BET SHE CAN'T WAIT TO TEACH HER DAUGHTER HOW TO SNIFF A LINE OF COKE, AND HOW TO GIVE HER FIRST BOYFRIEND A BLOWJOB, OH, AND I BET SHE CAN'T WAIT TO TEACH HER HOW TO DRINK VODKA UNTIL YOU THROW UP/ PASS OUT. AND, HOW TO DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD AFTER TAKING VICODIN AND SMOKING SOME MARIJUANA.
ARE YOU ALL WHACKED IN THE HEADS??
FUCK THESE TWO.. ANYONE CAN FUCKING HAVE SEX- REGARDLESS OF RACE, COLOR, INTELLIGENCE, HOW MUCH MONEY U HAVE, OR EVEN HOW GOOD LOOKING U ARE. THEY THINK THEY ARE SO SPECIAL FOR HAVING A KID?? DUMB BITCH PROLLY FORGOT TO TAKE THE PILL THAT MORNING, AND AFTER GIVING MADDEN A BJ HE GOT HER KNOCKED UP LIKE THE STUPID CUNT THAT SHE IS.
PS. UR DAUGHTER'S NAME SUCKS MORE THAN PARIS HILTON!!!!
(HOPE SHE GROWS UP TO BE MORE OF A SLUT THAN U NICOLE, AND PUTS UR REPUTATION TO SHAME!!!!) FUCK THESE TWO!!!! MADDEN'S A BITCH!!!! HAVE FUN PAYING 4 NICOLE'S BASTARD KID FOR THE NEXT 18 YRS BUDDY!!!! U FUCKIN DESERVE IT!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
DOES HE HAVE DOWN SYNDROME?!!!!
yes it makes his chin look HUGE!
Mr. and Mrs. Hamburgler
Who cares? It looks like he is trying to cover up his mouth. Maybe his teeth aren't the greatest. RAther have someone not smile at me then get one of those fake, flakey, phoney smiles. You know, like on Hillary and Paris
That BITCH!!! She looks like she's back on the juice, that or the anorexia train again. She aint headed anywhere till she FULLY clean's up!
YEAH! WHEN IS HE GONNA DROP MAGNUM ON US?!!!!
Yeah he does, he always does it.
Re: Jess – It's probably Benji's arm
Matt Drudge and Golem got married?!?!!?
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Ben says:
what are you
Ben says:
hahahaha
Becca says:
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
Perez,yo ass is crazy your the best.I guess he thinks that he's the one when he does it or something Lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, who's arm is that? This doesn't look right.
YES HE HAS TO DO IT
OKAY
NOW EAT SHIT PEREZ.
Both looking sickly and trashy, as usual.
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It looks like a jail outfit. Hot.
That baby saved her life. Good for her.
She is beautiful without make up and I love her daughter's name!!!!
it's not drugs, it's called sleep deprivation!!! that's what happens when you have a baby. she prolly doesn't feel like eating, because she is so sleepy!! I have a photo of him at home and he is doing the same thing….i don't think he even notices that he is doing it.
Lmao, you want Joel to work on some new moves because you don't like what he does with his lips when he takes photos? And you don't think it's time for you to work on some new material, maybe?
I think it's a very good picture of both of them.
She looks so tired…he does too. That's what kids can do to you. They still look good though…for a tired couple anyways.
She looks so pretty, and very happy.
and while he's at it, get a new hat already, that look is soooooo boring , he always wears that stupid style of hat
So you have a baby, you lose sleep and you look tired… Which is Nicole. You however have no life and are tired…go to bed. Quit living your life looking for negative shit… How depressing your friends must thing you are. If you have any. She looks happy and she is probably finally finding something in life worth truly being happy for and putting up with all of the shit she goes through! Nicole you deserve happiness! America loves you and your attitude! Hugs to you and your new Family! CHEERS!
Christ you're a nitpicky person. You must have absolutely no fucking life.
By the way, why don't you get an appropriate header logo. The cartooned guy you're using looks nothing like your fat ass.
Re: OPRAH –
Why do you insist on ruining every headline??
Take your pathetic racist views elsewhere.
YOUR snaggle-toothed mother should've aborted YOU.
@ least she would have been doing us a favor.
Ugh, and you have NERVE to talk about someone…sheesh.
could nicole ritchie look any more off her face, i agree every pic i have seen since she had the kid she looks totally out of it. She probably jumped straight back on the drugs after she popped it out, people like this dont deserve children. PS why are they not at home with their new baby?
you guys are funny. the gilr just had a fucking kid, and you guys say she looks stoned????? or shes on drugs????? or she looks thing??????? what the fu@k is wrong with you. no shit they look tired. you have a kid yet??? you morons they have to stay up all night with the baby.. all of you should eat shit
She looks more tired then anything else
It says "mom" on Nicole Richie, but doesnt say "dad" on joel lmao, meaning he's dipping after she has the baby
nicole looks very drained.
Re: Rachel – she is!
cut ! C'est Mignon !
How do you guys know they arent home? Pay attention to detail, most clumbs dont have recliners like the one in the background.
Bitch is already stoned and pilled up! Damn! She cant hide behind those red intoxixated eyes!!!!
She looks really cute, but tired. i'm glad she's happy…assuming that she is.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!
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she looks like the hamburglar…lol
LMAO! Yeah, I agree with you. She looks like the HAMBURGLUR! Joel should put his hat on her head.
Its great for them
Yea..he does that lip thing all the time
i got my pic with him and he did it
ruined the picture!!
Joel has slight Bell's Palsy on his lower left-side lip. You're born with it, so when you smile it goes down and crooked though you have feeling in it. He's self-conscious about it so compensates with his famous "no smile" or bit-lip smile.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww mommy =)
LOL look its benji's arm!! HAHA GO BENJI
Re: Katya – its benji's arm! LOL
Re: Cathy-lee – thankyou. my thoughts exactly.
Re: Denise P. – they had a daughter you idiot and she is not out on the red carpet. Maybe they are chillin at home whilst harlow is taking a nap
Good Charlotte can suck my big fat black cock.
forget the lip…..whats up with her looking so stoned? shes not tired ……shes wrecked!!
jole madden is such a loser and look at nicole what and prostitute! and why do you always do that damn lip thing?
He always does that "lip thing" in every picture because he has no lips - what an ugly bastard!
what's the girl wearing..? you're not in jail anymore love..
Re: funny –
I agree.. She just had a Child.. which i wouldnt mind seeing.. shes possibly cute as a button.. but seriously shes tired hello late nights with the kid.. changing nappies and feeding and all that..
Gosh
lame, i dont know whats worse joel madden and nicole ritchie having a kid or k-fed at brit have 2
the other arm is benji's. you can tell by the knuckle tattoo.
joel has been doing the lip thing forever.
Why is everyone commending these disgusting, irresponsible pieces of trash? Does anyone realize this kid is illegitimate? Why is everyone celebrating the fact she accidentally got knocked up and he won't even buy the cow?
What are you talking about "lip thing" He doesn't have any lips. Ha!
They are cute. Leave them alone.
His head is bigger than the rest of his shriveled body. His own kid will be able to kick his ass after about 2 weeks on the planet.
Hola. me encanta nicole richie
I am actually happy for them.
they look cute, but the wood panel makes them look like they're in a trailer.
I don't find him attractive. I'd rather date my right hand…
Why is she wearing jail house colors?
It's nice to see Nicole looking so serene. She recently learned that as an adopted child, her birth parents were Diana Ross and Baryshnikov….she looks beautiful. I for one am happy to see her doing well. I think a lot of you have underestimated her talent and her ability to keep it real. As for the smirk on her hubby…what can you say….he's still learning how to "work it." Just watch…Nicole will teach him the secret of making it look natural. Our hats are off to you Perez for sharing this happy moment in this crazy world of bitter disappointment and tragic loss. So many forclosures…so many more to come.
Family pets are now a luxury one can't afford…shelters over crowded…left behind. Laura Bush is finally getting off her homicidal drunken ass and promoting a program at the eleventh hour titled "No Dog left behind" …it's sad that with seven years in the White House…she's done so little.
where are they? There is wood paneling in the background! They are hollywood stars….time to upgrade!
i like nicole's prison gear…and who's tattooed arm is that…almost looks like he's jerkin' off Joel or punching him in the sack…hahahaha that's why he's making the face…hahaha
am i the only one who thinks she looks stoned in the pic?
Is it just me or has she become prettier over the last year? Good for her!
Love all the changes. I wish I looked like her without makeup.
She is a great example of young Hollywood that fell hard and turned her whole life around. Love it!
Great…..two complete wastes of space.
that's what fat guys do to make their face look thinner. we should name them fug and fug. they are the first family of fug.
GET OVER THE WOOD FUCKING PANELING.
OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO TIRED… DAT BABY IS KEEPING HER UP AT NIGHT….
Heres a thought ~ where are pics with them AND the baby?? They are always somewhere lookin toreback but where is the baby? Awww we had a baby shouldn't we be home with it?????
Damn that room looks ghetto with the 80's paneling that everyone shouldv'e ripped out. Can't stand them.
Nicole looks knackered. I guess that their nanny does most of the dirty work for them, though! Good Charlotte are back on tour very soon. She should realize that Joel won't be around much to help change Harlow's diapers anyway. I hate it when the Madden's do that thing with their mouth in photos, too. It was annoying a few years ago and it's worse now!
that's because he has her stank pussy juice on his lips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
at the beginning I didn't like them together
I tought: Another "punk-rocker" with a stupid girl
but now they look cute together
and seems that everything it's allright
nicole has changed a lot
I like more her now
:)
they look super fake together. if it weren't for that baby, it would be over by now. Noel seems like a nice guy, weak too, that's why Nicole has him in check.
Re: Rachel – You're obviously not a MOTHER. Good thing because you're dumb as fuck.
Who's random tatooed arm is that???? And what is it doing heading for Joel's crotch???
Re: datesun – It's Joel honey
WOW these two will never last, I mean look at her looks like shes on drugs and starving again. People who get married just because they get someone PG never work. He was better off with Hilary!!!
Re: Cathy-lee – uhm… i have had 2 kids and diddnt look like that in any of my pics after,not even right after birth.i'm sure she got a shit pot of dope for pain for stitches or other after birth problems and is poppin em like pez.seriously 2 week's after giving birth being photogrhed at a big party is not what she should've done to promote a "mommy" image.she look's fucked up seriously!!!!and i'm sure her anorexia shit is in full on mode w/ the whopin 15 lbs she gained during her pregnancy.
Re: Cathy-lee – uhm… i have had 2 kids and diddnt look like that in any of my pics after,not even right after birth.i'm sure she got a shit pot of dope for pain for stitches or other after birth problems and is poppin em like pez.seriously 2 week's after giving birth being photogrhed at a big party is not what she should've done to promote a "mommy" image.she look's fucked up seriously!!!!and i'm sure her anorexia shit is in full on mode w/ the whopin 15 lbs she gained during her pregnancy.
They look like new parents alright!
She looks so tired but thats to be expected. I would say thasts a good thing because it means shes doing to work not a nanny!
Re: brandy – Your stupid!
Nicole looks just like she should being a new mom and all. Everybody I know looks tired when they have a new baby. Its so draining to take care of as new infant. Are you the type that pays more attention to yourself than your new baby? Did you have someone else doing all the work in the middle of the night for you? Why are you so hard on her? Shes made so many positive changes in her life. Being a new mom is hard and not every new mom can be beautiful all the time because their baby requires alot of attention. Are you from this planet or what? Your full of shit!
but why is the baby's arm so big already, and did they have
to immediately get the whole thing tatooed? strange.
GOOD LORD WOMAN EAT SOMETHING! SHE LOOKS ANOREXIC AGAIN!
plus, I know they would like to hide their baby's identity, but
couldn't they have shown us more, not just a faceless arm with
a wristwatch (what kind of baby is expected to tell time ???) and
some tatoos.? Glad I never got tatoos…either this bb was born with them,
or they had it done right away.
she looks like she's crying
Does anyone else have a problem with how SERIOUSLY skinny she has gotten since giving birth??? I mean, she had a baby a few weeks ago and is already looking tiny!
For those of you who keep saying shit like "they should be with their baby", I'm quite positive Harlow is right there with them. There was another picture posted of Joel and one of his friends and you can clearly see their diaper bag in the background.
They look so cute…but tired. I wish them the best with their little family!
P.S. Nicole…keep the weight on, girl!