Rosie on Britney
Filed under: Britney Spears > Rosie O'Donnell
The most annoying celeb in America, Rosie O'Donnell, is chiming in on Britney Spears.
The former talk show host just posted the following on her blog.
"whenever young girl stars
came on my show
i tried to warn them
go to school
follow jodie
she did it
u can too
save urself
she was parkers age when i met her
lil souther girl with a tiny twang
yes maam she smiled
adorable
she wanted it
the mothers always said
as way of both apology and explaination
in the dressing room
vivi would
if i let her
support r family
with her light and talent
its not mine 2 sell
they could not have known
at the start
that this would b the result
it is sold as the answer
if i had a magic wand
i would will her the strength
windex all windows
watch the sun warm her soul
all together now
we pray"
Shut up Rosie - coattail on somebody else. You're as bad as Trump thinking we care what you say. UGH.
Who the hell can understand this crap? I have no idea what she is talking about. Rosie needs to worry about what is left of her "career". Leave Britney alone. If she didn't go to school who cares? She still has a whole lot more money than Rosie!
exactly
OMG Rosie, get over it, you are not a poet, your "haiku" sucks! the sentiment is true, maybe, but her writing style is laaame.
Blink …Blink….Blink…..(awkward smile)
Re: cochino – I think she meant high school with the rest of the public, instead of being taken out of high school and away from her peers.
YOU ARE AN IDIOT ROSIE…
nOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK
SHUT UP BITCH
it's called haiku u retarded fucks. parker is her 12 year old, and vivi her little 5 year old
I think this is actually quite eloquent.
I know that Britney is a grown woman, but I sense that no one has been really looking out for her for quite some time. She's a meal ticket to everyone she's surrounded by, and not much more.
Andy Taylor and Rosie, both being public figures, have a unique perspective on this debacle — one that none of us can hope (or dread) to have. It's really time for someone to step up and help Britney because she cannot seem, at this point in time, to care for herself in an adult manner.
what a pathetic, ugly, pest of a human being. such a disgusting leach. go dike it out fatso and leave the poetry about britney spears to the 13 year old girls sticking their fingers down their traps and throwing up their rice cakes. rosoe you are a sad, ridiculous, zero of a human shit stain whos only deign in life is to have your lesbo name in the gossip column. so shut the shit up
Rosie's shitty poetry is pretty much WHY she's the most annoying celebrity in the world.
Rosie, this woman is a total joke. She doesn't need to give advice to anyone after having lied to her audience about her "crush on Tom Cruise" when in fact she was gay. She only came out after her show went off the air. Talk about phony. She can't keep a job anymore because people know she has a big mouth and is just mean and rude.
It IS a lovely sentiment. And yes she is expressing herself in a poetic way. Get over it!
Rosie O'Donnell is a CIRCUMUTILATING hypocritical CUNT!!!!!!!!!! She *mutilated*her two sons (circumcised) and doesn't extend basic human rights and genital integrity for THEM!!! www.mgmbill.org www.boystoo.com
Why does she
write like this
It drives me up
a fucking wall
Why can't she
just
write like normal
people. I forget
sometimes that
she is not normal
It must be a lesbo
thing to
write like this I
have seen it on
other
lesbo blogs
Ok..first of all..what is this girls problem, shes just a fat old lesbian woman who clearly has no life. Everyone should just leave britanny alone. she going through a hard time. Noone actually knows whats happening with her, she could be sick or just depressed. none of you have any right to get involved..you should all fuck off.! britany is a legent she always will be. and you guys are nothing just sitting here talking shit about her. LEAVE HER ALONE
Haiku has 5 lines and 17 syllables. Her ramblings have more than 17 syllabes.
Haiku has 5 lines and 17 syllables. Her ramblings have more than 17 syllables.
Re: Alert – Haiku has 5 lines and 17 syllables. Who's the retarded fuck now?
Surprisingly, I enjoyed Rosie's blog entry. All of it very true.
For once, I am not disagreeing with Rosie O.
very poetic! not.
shut up you fat whore!
I could always tell Rosie had an affectionate spot for Britney (and NO not in a lesbian way if that is what you are thinking!)
Rosie was always so invested in Britney and wants to see her succeed. I remember when she first debuted on Rosie's show…so cute and so innocent (seemingly!)
Rosie does write in a strange prose like manner, but what she wrote is very true-especially about the stage mom issue–they all say the child really really wanted to be in the position they are in–they all have to provide a reason why the child has gone after stardom. I believe Britney had dreams, but no doubt she was aided by mom's hunger as well.
She is ABSOLUTELY right (hate her or love her) about education. These girls like Britney are big big stars and think they won't fall from grace. School isn't just to get you a good job in the future, it helps create life skills. She missed most of her schooling (did she even get a GED?)
No one looks back and says "gosh, maybe I shouldn't have gotten that college degree"
Get well Britney!
Jodie Foster??? She's older than Rosie isn't she? Was Rosie in show biz when she was a kid?
Or is there another Jodie.
This haiku or whatever Rosie thinks she's doing just makes her look illiterate and retarded. Good god. (Okay, I REALIZE she's not a mental giant, but c'mon. It makes her look more stupid than she may actually be.)
What is Rosie's wife's name? Kelly?
She's got to just be in this for the money, don't you think? She's attractive. Rosie is so UNattractive. can you imagine having to lick that fat pussy? Kelly must close her eyes and think of Angelina.
Is she like fucking in love/lust with her? It makes me sick how she is so fixated with all things Britney Spears. It's like she wants to get her paws on her. Plus she acts like some expert on what's really ailing that skank, like she's such a fucking expert because she's so sane. STFU Rosie! Seriously.
Was that suppose to make sense or…
All hail the high priestess of the annoying pig people!!!
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Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Hmmm, wasn't it the fascist left that told us we couldn't deport everybody here illegally because it would cost billions of dollars that we didn't have??? I'll gladly donate my $600 welfar-rebate-bribe check to the cause, because we could certainly deport scores of infiltrators for $150B sending them the FUCK home. Who else of Y'all are willing to pay their way???? PUTTING YOUR $$$$$ WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS !.!.!.!
Re: tool –
OMG! LMFAO!!!!!
is that bitch supposed to be "poetic"?? Fuck Rosie, people are as sick of her as they are of Britney!
Re: How Poetic – It seems that way.
wise words…loved it!
what in the fuck does this say/mean?
Perhaps Rosie would do better praying for God to forgive her for her unfortunate lifestyle choices and forget about trying to fix other people.
Hell yes Rosie's right. Folow Jodie Foster! The woman a child star and starring in controverisal roles in films like taxi driver. Hell a lunatic stalked her and attemtped to assasinate the president for her and she had cameras following her everywhere at school. Think about how hard that had to be? And what did she do? She took time off and went to Yale graduated cum laude a d came back won 2 Actress and now is in her 40s and still opening movies at #1 at the box office. And she seems like the most well adjusted former child star ever. But the thing is these girls today just crave attention too much and they think the way to get it is to behave badly and do drugs. Jodie never craved attention she just wanted to act and then live a normal life. LIndsay Lohan and Britney Spears live for the spotlight because they have nothing else to offer. Nothing going on upstairs and are insecure.
If Rosie wasn't so full of herself, she'd take a look around at other people's blogs. She needs to realize that anybody over the age of 15 does not write like that - makes her look even more simple minded.
~Is this woman illiterate??….I'm serious..wtf?..
I think its strange how it's written, but it's sweet all the same. It explains her own personal encounter with Britney back in the day and it sticks up for Britney's mom too. And she wishes she could fix it for her…
Who does she think she is??? Nostradamus????
Rosie obviously has a heart underneath all her annoying exterior… but man, her so-called poetry really blows.
What…the….FUCK….is she talking about??
HAAA. oh my god please at least graduate high school if you haven't already. For the sake of your children!
Wow, Rosie writes like she's 12. Someone please send her to grammar school and teach her how to capitalize!
love ya rosie, im praying for brit 2
This nutjob needs to be in the psych ward as much as Britney does.
wow…yeah Perez, what Rosie wrote really warrants the photo and the mean caption above and below. You know what… eventually people will tire of your mean-spirited blog. I really used to like you and I still check in… but not as much now…because you are not just spreading gossip… you are making gossip…and the weird thing is… it was Rosie talking about you on the View that had me go to your site… she commented on how you had worked hard and that people should respect that much drive. I realize tons of people will still go on your site, and you will still get advertising dollars. But I believe in Karma, and for you, Perez, your anger and obvious feelings of misogyny (which, in my opinion, is due to self-hatred) will eventually catch up with you.
What??? i got confused like two sentances in!!!
i never thought id say this, eww am i saying this??, but rosie's words are powerfully moving. this is quite beautiful…and tragic
we LOVE you bgirl
It would be good if she could learn to use punctuation.
Rosie needs to go back to school. She can't even complete a sentence.
If you guys actually read that shit, you are supporting the need for her to wright more shit !!
Stop it already - you too PAREZ !! YOU fucking morons actually want to know more about Britney and Rosie ? You fat, sick, bored and truelly boring talentless blogwatchers need a checkup from the fucking neckup !! Your a boring lot of ass tasters that like depression and the sick cycle of puss that is Posie/Rosie. Fuck you all !!
Give me the DON anytime !! Trump has real talent, real friends and aquantances and doesnt blogg - you know why ROSIE ?? Because people listen when he's talking !!
You on the other hand are reducing people to suicide at a rate not unlike the Muslim extremists that turn themselves in to human bombs. Drop off the Earth Rosie, anytime now would be good.
I usually can't stand Rosie but that really was quite nice. Especially the part toward the end.
Oh Rosie just wants to boink Britney. .
Rosie speaks from her HEART. I wish you would put a better photo of her up on your website. You have used that one TOO many times, Perez.It's not funny.
what a nasty skank ass cunt
SHUT YOUR FAT UGLY YAP HOLE YOU DIRTY CUNT.
im sick of you putting rosie as this pic.
she was nice enough to meet you and you bad mouth her and make her look like a bitch. face the music.. u admire and care so much about her you need to project a person like her in a negative light to feel better.
Why does she write like a 6 year old? Rosie it isn't cute, it isn't deep, it isn't profound. I think you're trying to cover the fact that you really can't write for shit so you use this childish dribble as a diversionary tactic. Grow up bitch!
Douches, both Rosie and Jodie Foster were born in 62. If the troll is referring to Jodie Foster, why the fuck would Jodie call her "m'am" in her 8 year old "tiny twang" if they are the same age? Idiot liar. Rosie's show was from 96-02. Both were 40ish…. If it's not Jodie Foster, then who the fuck cares? What other famous Jodie is there for all these "young girl stars" to "follow"? Uh NONE….Jodie is attractive, bright (Yale educated), controversial (rape movie) and also a huge fucking LESBIAN like Rosie! Seriously, she has lived with the same woman for YEARS & has been on the cover of Advocate Gay Mag (dream on Perez)…JUST WHAT ALL THE YOUNG GIRLS NEED…Great role model….Rosie was DREAMIN THIS SHIT UP to make a point…go away
I FUCKING LOVE ROSIE ODONNEL, SHE IS SO REAL AND CARES ABOUT PEOPLE, ANYONE THAT DOESNT LIKE HER CAN SUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Where did Rosie get the impression that she could write poetry?
Her blogs suck in a major, major way.
Prose, bitch, prose!!!
Explaination
AND THIS IS WHY I LOVE LOVE LOVE ROSIE. yes….LET US PRAY for someone who needs prayer.
rosie is FAIL
Re: GAG – She was referring to Britney, dummy
Despite what may be our differences on other issues. We agree on this one. She deserves the best care (I believe some lock and key from her parents and managers might be in order) so that the light can find her. Prayers are in order. She deserves better than this, and Rosie found a beautiful way to say it. Peace, the girl needs some peace.
Good god, get that stinky twat with all the fish oil on her cheeks the fuck off my computer. Makes me want to take a shower. There is no celebrity more disgusting and revolting than Rosie O'FatFuckingUglyLesbianWhoreHag. She gives lesbians a bad name.
I thought she was supposed to be educated. Why does she need to write like a twelve year old who's just discoverred MSN? Its twatish…
i remember this episode when it was aired and britney seemed so shy. rosie kept insisting that she should go to school. and brit said she would - maybe she should take ro up on her advice.
Rosie needs to shut her stupid ass up cause she's crazy herself!
I can't
Stand
That woman's
Blogs
It drives
Me
Insane
Please Perez
Stop posting
them on your blog
Thank
you
SHUT UP ROSIE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID-ASS BLOG.
She needs to pray to be delivered from being gay.
Is she fucking high? What is she talking about?
What a psychotic windbag!
I remember her and Lynne on the cover of People when she was just 16 or 17…No one could have known this would happen-
I swear I can't stand the way Rosie writes on her blog. She must think all her written thoughts are poetry and thus must be written as such. It's so fucking annoying.
That sounds like it was written by a 12-year-old girl.
Whats Rosie talking about PRAYER for?? As if she's a religious person with the lifestyle SHE lives! What a fake!! She needs to pray alright!…for her OWN sins.
1) i miss the rosie from the rosie o show
2) her poetry sucks
Re: tool –
fantastic!
What a f*cking fruit cake!!! Rosie needs to go away and stay there!
DID ANYONE ORDER A MORON?????????