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"In Albuquerque there’s really only one restaurant that’s pretty good. You can only take Applebee’s and Chili’s so much. Our big day was hanging out at Wal-Mart for five hours. It was like, ‘Yea Wal-Mart!'"
- Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 1:17 am




i AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE BADMOUTHING ABOUT HER?!?!?!?! What has she done wrong? not feel like a latina??? so fucking what??? she can't help it if she wasn't raised a proud latina, she doesn't even speak the language! What else??? PICK ON SOMEBODY ELSE… there are plenty of spoiled brats in hollywood
Who in her family is of Latin decent exactly?
used to live there, not that bad. she is an idiot.
What's wrong with being Latino. What does "don't call me latina" suppose to mean……..
she is so fuking weird, wts wrong with bein latina????? why cant she just accept the fact SHE ISNT WHITE xxx
get better britney!! xxx
Well…well…well! Looks like "ms. jessica…don't call me latina" doesn't really know how to think for herself! Obviously ABQ was good enough to film at…if not her "movie" wouldn't be on the big screen right now! How immature could this haggard wanna be J.LO be…there are many places in ABQ that offer visitors an experience that no other place in the world offers. Like every city, town, etc. that a person visits…they all have good and bad about them. ABQ is a city that offers a beautiful array of shopping , dining and entertainment. You can't tell me that Wal-mart was the only place this wanna be J.Lo visited while her movie company decided to save money on this haggard…snobby…LATINA actress by filming in NM!!! Grow up J.ALBA…you don't need to put down the city that you film in because it doesn't cater to your WANNA BE tastes….Remember where you came from you SNOB!!! Maybe if you would have had the intellect to find excellent restaurants and excellent shopping…you wouldn't waste your time saying stupid shit about a place that was good enough to film your movie!!!! Grow up and admit that your LATINA! HISPANIC! YOU ARE A BROWN GIRL….AND YOU DEFINATELY CANNOT HIDE YOUR COLOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why waste time on this stupid bitch? Seriously.
Even though yeah Albuquerque has it's moments, she doesn't have to be a bitch about it, fake as hoe, she is nothing but a stuck up ass skank. I feel sorry for Cash Warren poor guy got tied up when she got pregnant, had no other choice but to marry the bitch. You know the more she is becoming a bitch these days the less hott she is becoming, and I use to love her I would of turned into a lesbian for her2, 2 bad!!!!
I tell you, it takes balls to talk shit about someone online.
She is a moron! Her big day in California is going to the gym "yea gym".
WHAT???? Fuck off you dick shit. Wal-Mart well she was shit out of luck wasn't she??!!
honestly albequerque SUCKS and Wal Mart ( even though I hate it) is literally the only place to hang out. despite the fact that the glorious HSM and HSM2 are set there, that city is the pits.
SHE IS A TYPICAL LOW CLASS HISPANIC, SHAMELESSLY HAVING BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK, BRAGGING ABOUT ONE NIGHT STANDS, JUST A TOTAL PIECE OF TRASH
When you live in a good place you don't care what people say about it because you know they're wrong. The fact that so many of you had to stand up for your shithole and it's lousy cuisine leads me to believe that Miss Alba is right.
Perez "don't call me a fat, ugly, cocksucker" Hilton and all other Alba haters,
she's hot, you're not, get the fuck over it.
give her a break, she's fuckin pregnant and hungry!
WHAT A BITCH! Has she ever heard of Garduno's, Sadie, El Pinto, La Casita, Dion's? I loved living in New Mexico the culture is so rich and beautiful! Go FUCK yourself Jessica "You're NOT Latino" Alba!
SHE DESERVES A HOT STICK WAD OF EJACULATE ALL OVER HER STUPID FACE. FUCK YOU CUNT SUCK MY DICK I WANNA BUKAKI YOU YOU FILTHY SPIC, EAT THIS BIG COCK!!!!
There is some truth to what Ms. Alba says. Albuquerque is not exactly where it's at…it's more like a suburb in search of a city. True, there are a lot of lousy restaurants. i often stay at the Wyndam at the airport when flying internationally and sometimes my entourage and I hop in to the limo to go to a "trendy" restaurant. It's almost always a disappointment, but there are a few exceptions. Lately, the film industry has been showing an interest in the Duke City and Northern New Mexico in general. Rumor has it that Dame Helen Mirren has purchased a house in the area while filming. Stars are always showing up at AA meetings throughout Northern New Mexico, or so I hear. Rehab seems to be very big in that dusty state for out-of-towners. Next time, I suggest that Ms. Alba fly up to Santa Fe…and eat at Geronimo's on Canyon Rd. She'll be glad she did.
She shouldn't bash on someone's home like that.
not sure why everyone's all riled up. it's really like that for people in small towns. i didn't think she was being sarcastic or mocking.
Re: AlbuquerqueLatina – That's an interesting statistic about albuquerque. What I don't understand is the bitterness against her. Everyone calls her a self hating latina but is that really true?. You want her to represent latinas due to her success and to always shine a positive light, as any other group would. But its not like she hadn't explained she wasn't raised as mexican or anything. She didn't grow up being taught within certain cultural guidelines to identify with. Whatever her family's reason for doing so, the bottom line is she was only raised american which resulted in only knowing her parents just so happen to come from mexico. Why such harsh criticism for someone who may be identified racially by america's need to call people by race type standards but isn't letting everyone else define her. I was a little surprised by the latina cover, but now that she's an adult maybe she is also trying to learn her heritage and where her parents come from.
Have you BEEN to Albuquerque. IT SUCKS and she's RIGHT. Give the girl a break. she just might know one or two things you don't.
It's not a wonder she hides her face when people try to take her pic. I would be ashamed to show mine as well if I made ignornant statements like that one. We're all entitled to our own opinion, but she needs to remember some people call Albuquerque home. If she can't say anything nice she should keep her stuck up mouth shut.
Okay. So when I read that Alba doesn't like to be called or thought of as latina, I was shocked as I thought this person was a black girl. All the while I'm looking at pictures of her, pictures, pictures revealing this flawless girl in face and body, flawless, flawless, flawless…until I actually saw her TALKING. This woman is in URGENT need of a dentist to place her in some kind of BRACES, but not before having had extracted SEVERAL teeth off that head of hers! I am CONVINCED she MUST spit when she talks. She has too many teeth, all the front ones leaning to the left of her face–it's not good. So my advice for the look-like-black, "don't call me latina," Z-lister: "Have your pictures taken for a living, if there is such a job; don't smile wide when pictures being taken, and you will be JUST FINE!!" Good luck with your new gig!! Idiot loser.
I like her, she is sweet, hot and PREGNANT you mean ass.
And she didn't say that to be cited in front of millions. Whatever.
Puta!..
oh i forgot she dont speak "mexican"
let me translate nicely……
…BITCH!!!!!!!
i love how perez hates her hahaha
I like Jessica Alba. Stop being mean to her.
Dude, get over it!!
I used to live in ABQ and it's got great restaurants, why would you even go to Chili's and Applebees, that shit is flavored with chemicals they make on the New Jersey Turnpike, it's not even food! It should be illegal for pregnant women to eat at those chain places, how can you do that to your own child? Why not smoke a pack of cigarettes while you're at it.
Anyway, yeah, El Patio is great, is that guitar player still there on weekends? I worked at the Frontier, still go back for the huevos rancheros every time I'm in town. El Norteño rocks, Los Cuates has the best red chile anywhere except the Shed in Santa Fe, Garcia's has great breakfasts. Even if you don't like New Mexican, there's Scalo, the Artichoke Cafe, the place on top of Sandia Crest, lots of spots that serve actual food instead of the chemical-saturated, overpriced fast crap poison they serve at those Applebees type chains.
She is fake. You guys know that she is 1/2 mexican and french right? She tries sooooooooo hard to stay away from her latina side, but Im sorry to say boo, you are latina so get over it! I read an article on her stating she doesnt know how to speak Spanish because her family from Mexico "only spoke English" how dumb does that sound. Anyhoo. I hope her baby looks 100 latin. Hahah..not hating but seriosuly, be proud of your root. Actress or not.
At least she goes by the name she was born with, and didn't name herself after a stupid, racist, herpes ridden whore like Paris Hilton.
I don't really have an opinion about Jessica Alba but I HATE when people complain about how boring a city is. I mean come fucking on, there's got to be SOMETHING to do. I've been to Albuquerque many times and love the city, and think that are lots of really unique things to do there. None of it's particularly glamorous, but it you're too lazy to do anything other than drive to your local wal-mart than you deserve to have a bad time. Shut the fuck up and try to enjoy the culture of the places you find yourself instead of bitching about them. Seriously. It just shows how little imagination you've got.
Yeah wal-mart is the bomb-and chilis really sucks, my daughter used to work there and she was so stressed out by that damn place. I will never go there.
she's such a skank. besides all the great restaurants everyone else posted about in albuquerque, the chilis and applebees here rock! as if she's never eaten there on her own volition. what a faker piece of shit. other actors–real actors–like guy pearce, julia roberts, russell crowe, gerald butler, etc. came here to make movies and loved the place, and were totally cool to the locals. somebody i know saw her in bernalillo after the InStyle shoot and he said she acted like a total diva, having lots of "security." what did she think was going to happen? somebody was going to throw a burrito at her? just like the people in pittsburgh hating sienna miller, no one in nm is going to see a jessica alba movie again. what a bitch. i'd rather spend my money at wal-mart than on one of her crappy movies.
isnt it amazing, the most redneck comments come from celebs who sit in trailers all day long waiting . lol, shes so full of herself, what a bitch
I lived in The Duke City and she is stupid the food in ABQ is the best thing the city has to offer! there are so many things to do other than hang out at walmart. stupid stupid girl!
All I can say is that each and every one of you really need to get a life if your panties are in a bunch because Jessica Alba does not like Alberqurque!! There are far more important thing in this world to worry about than stupid sh*t like this. I can only hope that you put as much effort into recycling and helping the less fortunate as you do trashing celebrities. If not…perhaps you should take your own advice and shut the f*uck up!!
Jessica Alba obviously thinks her shit dont stink - she is such a self rightious bitch! Good luck to her unborn child and boyfriend trying to deal with her for the rest of their lives … line up some rehab and counseling for her kid now its going to need it! It is amaizing how incredibly selfish and self centered she is. I lived in ABQ for years and I promise there is more than one good place to eat - its a beautiful city - this bitch obviously wouldnt know how to appreciate it anyway - get out of my state!
I don't have an opinion about her one way or another, but I used to live in Albuquerque and by far the best food I've ever had is there. She's obviously never been to Papa Felipe's or the Pink Adobe or any of the wonderful places in Old Town. These are the only people that know how to make a chili relleno.
BOYCOTT WALMART YOU TWIT! It has put thousands of mom and pop businesses out of business in the small communities it has infiltrated and WALMART controls the prices it will pay their suppliers (MONOPOLY) and buys products that are produced by CHILD LABOR! DON'T SHOP AT WALMART!!!!
Jessica needs to lighten up. Albuquerque is a great place to live and work. Just because she favors american and fast food doesn't mean we don't have wonderful restaurants. If it's such a crappy place, why are people from California moving her in droves. Maybe she hates it because here we treat "movie stars" like everyone else and don't pretend they are better than everyone else. Having an open mind takes talent.
She managed to anger over 1/2 million people in New Mexico. Good luck getting us to see anything she does in the future. There may be a lack of restaurants, but there is also a lack of stuck up, betterthanthou movie stars.
Apparently the bitch didnt try El Patio, Flying Star, Zinc, Whisque, Chama River Brewing Co., or any of the hundreds of amazing restaurants in Albuquerque. Its a fun town. Shes just a dumb bitch.
"Perez (Don't call me COCKSUCKER) Hilton. Nice work driving Britney crazy, bottom boy. When do you start work on Hannah Montana. You sick fuck.
Well I live here and she must not have been eating at the right places. We have a ton of excellent restaurants .Santa Fe is beautiful,Taos,we have excellent skiing .You just have to look beyond the giant bubble she lives in .
She shouldn't be dissing the people who are fans. There may be a shortage of fine dining in Albuquerque, but there is also a shortage of holierthanthou stuck up "movie stars". Don't look for me at your movies.
Does she realize shopping at WLAMART is suporting slave labour!Of course she doesn't care. SKANK! Miss honorary white trash! Since she not LATINO!
Well, I just lost the last tiny iota of respect I had for Jessica Alba. Yea, Wal- Mart?!? It's like saying "Yay! Lets support a company that exploits it's workers and makes them live in poverty! Not only in this country, but all over the world!"
she is such a disgusting, talentless, and rude cunt
Re: mana – AMEN!!! Wal-Mart is SLAVE LABOR!!!!
I'm from the East Coast, and when I drove through Albuquerque it was beautiful. She obv didn't look hard enough. I guess she expects to see Rodeo Drive and Mr. Chow's in every city? Like that makes it a better place? Ugh.
It's about time a true local got the real story out: She thought she needed a passport to get into the state, and then the city refused her request to change the spelling to 'Albaquerque', so now she's all pissy. The stars come here for the chiles, not Chili's, and Applebee's is for people who buy their tequila in a bottle with a plastic cap. As for Walmart, it's one thing to go there but quite another to be caught admitting it…..maybe she's fishing for an endorsement contract? Sounds perfect to me…… a new line of baby clothes for those ashamed of their heritage!
She's such a fucking BITCH! I HATE HER!
lISTEN wHEN YOU TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD, LITTLE PLACES LIKE ALB MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I CAN BET YOU A MILLION DOLLARS THIS PLACE SUCKS AND IS BORING. I HAVE FAMILY OUT THERE AND I HEARD ITS THE MOST BORING PLACE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SMALL TOWN IN THE MIDWEST. THE ONLY PLACES THAT MATTER IN THE US ARE THE EASTERN US COAST AND THE WEST COAST . THE MIDDLE IS FILLED WITH TARDS.
Re: fuck this fake cow – ummm you have a right to not like her but how dare you bash an unborn child… grow up….
Oooh … that makes her sound so down to earth … NOT!!!
Nice comb-over, Beaner!
It is obvious that Ms. Alba is not an aculturated person! Albuquerque is a great place to visit with many great places to hang and eat (Old Town; Nob Hill; for example). You truly shouldn't judge a place unless you've really tried to enjoy it. I guess Ms. Alba digs Wal-Mart and Applebees—that's great, many people do…but, come on girl, expand your horizons to a truly Hispanic city. Maybe you'll learn something to be proud of.
hummmm how sad all these comments about burque…thats my home. born and raised. I love it. how said that she did not attempt to find the good New mexican food. chilis and apple bees….PLEASE!!!!!
She is very pretty, but it sure doesn't seem like she has much to offer as far as creativity and personality. I certainly would not offend an entire city if I wanted people to come to my movies. Not very smart!
from teenhollywood.com
Jessica Alba is fuming over gossip blogger Perez Hilton's claims she is ashamed of her Latin heritage.
Hilton has targetted the Mexican-American actress on his website, dubbing her Jessica 'Don't call me Latina' Alba.
But the pregnant Sin City actress insists Hilton is picking on her because she wouldn't have her picture taken with him.
Alba says, "It was all because I wouldn't take photos with him at a nightclub. It would probably be smart for me to hang out and kiss up to what's his name, Perez.
"Of course I'm proud of my heritage. That's all I know. I only know a Mexican-American upbringing."
from teenhollywood.com
Alba is fuming over gossip blogger Perez Hilton's claims she is ashamed of her Latin heritage.
Hilton has targetted the Mexican-American actress on his website, dubbing her Jessica 'Don't call me Latina' Alba.
But the pregnant Sin City actress insists Hilton is picking on her because she wouldn't have her picture taken with him.
Alba says, "It was all because I wouldn't take photos with him at a nightclub. It would probably be smart for me to hang out and kiss up to what's his name, Perez.
"Of course I'm proud of my heritage. That's all I know. I only know a Mexican-American upbringing."
Fuck you, bitch. I wish she would just go away. She's a blight on celebrity gossip culture. Who the hell was she even talking to? I hope she gets stampeded by cattle.
Whether you like her or not, I live in NM and she is sadly telling the truth. Really.
You know I lived in Albuquerque for five years. There's Sadies, Los Quatos, El Sabor de Juarez. She such a stupid cum recepticle and a horrible actress. I hope Cash beats her ass daily.
She's such a big star she can trash a city of 1/2 million? There are so many Jessica's I can't even remember what she's been in.
Her parents live out in a small LA suburb where I work. They will buy out a show of her latest movie at the theater *I work there*. The management have even confirmed it. Her parents I guess fell bad her movies bomb.
You drive mentally unstable women to the brink, and stress out fragile pregnant women. What's next? Are you going to start kicking old women down stairs and eating babies or something?
In an long article that took up 12 pages on teenhollywood.com, that was the only bad thing that you can find that was offensive? She was talking freely and it just came out-maybe no one took her around the city? She is used to London, NY and La which have thousands of restaurants. Yes, it sucked want she said about Albuqerque, but that is her opinion. And for historic places, etc. When starring in a movie, how much time do you have off to visit the area? Perez is pissed with her and will print anything bad, semi bad, misquoted, etc about her. I am not impressed with her, but, not because of stupid, misquotes.
Re: DGIRL – albuquerque's in the southwest, not the midwest, you idiot.
who even cares about ms.jessica"im not latina"alba, Everybody in the latin neibhorhood hates her now for "im not latina".
I live in Albuquerque. Clearly she did not look very hard if she ended up at those places, we have many excellent restaurants and shops.
She just hates to face that she is a chicana BEEEEEATTTCHHHH
Re: SarahShizzle-
Your comment about Wal-Mart being the only thing to do in NM… Well you couldn't be more wrong. There are are towns and cities like Santa Fe, Taos, and Tesuque that are filled with culture and history. There is White Sands, Carlsbad Caverns, and the Indian Pueblos. New Mexico has a proud history- you probably never even gave it a chance.
There's a lot of great places to eat in Albuquerque. Maybe she doesn't like mexican food lol
She's been looking really fucked up lately. And not that pregnant look a lot of women get but a medicated look.
She forgot to put makeup on that forehead.
Yea, this is from a gap toothed kid who use to live across the street from me in Del Rio, TX. She doesn't look anything like she did then. Maybe her manner's came from her mom who alway's thought she was better than everyone else. Guess it just shows that money still doesn't buy class.
She is right. I was snowed in that town for three days! It sucks ass! The people are strange and dirty!
i am tired of this whore. i was born and raised in albuquerque, and there is more than one good restaurant there (if she were really latina she would know that!) she just needs to just shut her mouth and get put on the D list already.
ALL she had to do was drive her lazy ass the 50min to SANTA FE, SANTA FE is awsome with TONS of good restuarants. ABQ is diryt.
Alba is such a phuck face. I can't stand the fact the she doesn't even claim she is Hispanic, Latina or whatever? What a loser. How can she know where she is going when she doesn't even know where she is at. Oh and just because your 3rd Generation American doesn't make you exempt from being Latina. Phucking Dumb ass
this fugly bitch better not come back to ABQ in the next 10 years, ’cause that'd be too soon. We gonna kill this moron if we see her hanging around NM. Im not a native NM but have called ABQ my home for the past 15 years. Aside from the rest of the country, the economy has not affected us the same. There is job stability, a beautiful culture, pride (she may need some to explain this one to her), and some of the best fine dining and shopping in the southwest. And i havent even covered some of the amazing mexican food. Perez, visit NM… I'll show you hotties and a good time.
Why would you be stupid enough to spend 5 hours in Wally World??? What an idiot maybe she was looking to buy a brain.
oh god she is terrible and cannot act for shit
Maybe she should get some green chili, the effect may clean out her stupidity. Oh, and Jessica don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out the next time you "visit" New Mexico.
Re: LittleMissTexas –
You have obviously never set eyes on me.
This girl is clueless. My husband is from there and when we visit we eat at some lovely places. There is culture & fine dining to be had in this growing city.
She is a dumb ass and so are the others that say NM has no food or culture…They obviously over looked the three 5 star restaurants in Santa Fe, not to mention all the wine/chalkboard bistros in Albq. As a food and wine critic, I have travelled all over the world. And the culture and the people there are very rich and interesting…GROW UP KIDS>>>Experience something other than mcdonalds and chilis!!
I hate this freeking bitch so much!!! pulga horrible!!! stop posting about her.she must've been on heath's place!!!! so sad he died and she didnt!!!
Who cares what this stupid whore has to say? New Mexico is beautiful and Albuquerque had marvelous restaurants. She obviously has no culture and needs to keep her dopey opinions to herself…nobody wants to hear it. Fucking moron. Sounds as ignorant as Sluttyiena calling Pittsburgh 'Shittsburgh'
Jessica Alba is the PERFECT example of how an ugly inside, an ugly heart, an ugly personality, and an ugly attitude WILL make you ugly on the outside. I really can't stand her and will NEVER pay $ to see a movie she is in. She seems like such a stuck up, self-involved, nasty, snotty, fake, self-absorbed, and rude human being. She's just an asshole. She also is WAY too self-centered to be an even half-way decent Mother. There is no way a person can can be a good Mommy is they are soo self-absorbed and think the world revolves around them - A good Mom wants the world to revolve around their child - not them. That's why she is going to suck in Motherhood just as she does in the *cough* "acting!!!"
Bull shit
Bitch didn't even try. I'm not from albuquerque, but I went there once and used it as a base to go on side trips around the area. ya, its not like new york or LA, but there is more than applebees and chillis
stupid snobby bitch
i didn't hate her before, but this quote makes me think she's a stupid boring bitch. there is so much you can do around albuquerque.
Illegal Mexicans,
Please stop killing, raping and stealing and selling drugs to weak Americans. We are watching you and we want you out. We don't go to your country and do those things to you. Thank you.
As a native Albuquerque resident, I can honestly say that this bitch does not know what she's talking about. She was probably scared since half our population is Latino/a and she didn't know how to relate to the locals. What a fucking idiot.
she is balding and has a comeover. she needs to tweeze those brows. she is not only stupid but she is ugly.
Re: Meg B –
YOU are just as ignorant as your role model" Jessica don't call me latina Alba" But who cares because your probably are white and hate Hispanic people. AND what's more funny is Santa Fe is World Famous for it's Art Market, Opera, History and food - it is only one hour from ABQ!!!!. What did you think you were going to move to the desert and there would sbe green trees, grass and water holes everywhere? Just goes to show you were close minded just like she was while you were here and didn't make an effort to find out about a culture you obviously have prejudice towards.
AND I AM MARRIED HAVE TWO KIDS IN MY LATE TWENTIES, AND I PROBABLY LOOK BETTER THAN YOU ON YOUR BEST DAY!!!! I CAN FIND SO MANY OTHER HISPANIC WOMEN LIKE ME THAT ARE TALENTED, EDUCATED, PROUD OF THEIR CULTURE, AND WAY HOTTER THAN YOU. YOU ARE PROBABLY JUST BURNED BECAUSE NO ONE GAVE YOU A SECOND GLANCE CAUSE THE NATIVES WERE SO MUCH HOTTER THAN YOU.
GET EDUCATED !!!
I bet her twat tastes spicy like salsa…
Apparently the people 'don't call me latina' was with were ashamed to take her to the many wonderful places to eat in Albuquerque. There are some AWESOME places to eat and some of the most well known in the United States. It's a shame, maybe if she'd get off her pedestal and stop opening her mouth so much even her film crew, manager, whoever would want to take her out to much nicer places. They have to know what kind of class she is and that's why she only got to see Wal-Mart, Chilis and Applebees.