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"In Albuquerque there’s really only one restaurant that’s pretty good. You can only take Applebee’s and Chili’s so much. Our big day was hanging out at Wal-Mart for five hours. It was like, ‘Yea Wal-Mart!'"
- Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 1:17 am
STFU! Whats wrong with aperson born in America, raised by Americans, calling herself an American rather than some arbitrary race handle? Get over it, cholo.
Re: LatinAmber –
You are so consumed by your hate, that your brain has ceased to function. Why anyone would say what you said is unfathomable. You are one SICK puppy! Remember, when you dig a grave for one, make enough room for two!
"I-TUNES EAT YOUR HEART OUT"
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alba is gorgouzzzzzz
What a BEEYOTCH!
HAHAHAH, all of you that think Albuquerque is ghetto, what did you grow up in white America? Just because it has culture and the most amazing food I have ever had, doesn't mean it's ghetto. Read a fucking book. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
What an idiot. Albuquerque is fab! Maybe there are too many Spanish people there for her taste and comfort? Some of the best meals I've ever had were in ALB and in NM. Prairie Star, Duran's for posole, Rainbow bakery, I could go on… Albuquerque is the bomb! Purple mountains, jack rabbits, sage brush, the smell of pinon burning in the winter, the crystalline skies, Old Town. Miss it.
Perez - get over it already. She doesn't seem to bug anyone else but YOU!
ALBA is a Latin name, moron. Hilton isnt a latin name. If youre so fucking proud of being latin, fatso, use your own name.
um i live in abq AND i have never stayed in wal mart for more than 1 hr!
she is totally wrong! i moved here from australia and i have found plenty of things to do.
bitch!
so what? wal mart & chilis do suck~
Albuquerque's not THAT bad! We certainly have more than one good restaurant and going to Target beats Wal-Mart any day!
she's an idiot! if she had the scope to actually seek out anything else but what's right in front of her face, she'd see that there's AWESOME food in albuq!
oh, but that's right, she probably doesn't even like mexican food!
Re: somo – I don't like Mexican food either. Look what it did to their people. They are humongous and they have headfat. Does any other people have a fat supply on the back of their head??????????????????????????? That's soooooo gross!
What's up with that. It reminds me of those wrinkly dogs from China!
What the HELL is up with Latina Magazine! The put this phony ass bitch on the cover. One would think they would place someone who is proud of being LATINA!
I say boycott this issue.
Keep you and your "great acting" out of Albuquerque! We don't want you here anyway! Trust.
Jessica and Little Miss Honkey Texas can go to hell. I lived in Texas and those plain ass white folks can stay there! There ain't shit in Texas and it smells like damn cows throughout most of the state.
Well I’m not surprised to hear her say that about us. How sad she does not even try to embrace her Mexican heritage so why should she care to be open to what New Mexico has to offer. She seems somewhat close minded but in the big picture of life she is not important !! O WELL NO BIG LOSE Good riddance !!
She couldn't handle the green or the red. That's why she hates Albq.
SEE??? SHE'S NOT ASHAMED OF HERITAGE!!! ALL MEXICANS GO TO WAL-MART
you know what? this chic is the ONLY person that came off as a B-OTCH on punk'd… coincidence… i think not!!!
Yeah cuz texas is just sooooo much better…..let's think for a sec….tex mex, jessica simpson, and Bush….Yeah that's where I wanna be! Dallas is effin GHETTO!! Trust me, New Mexicans would rather you get your hillbilly, FAT ASS cuz everything's bigger in Texas back home! That's where they should put up border control….
Why is she ashamed to admit her family are Puerto Ricans? She is so vain and uneducated. Her main concern during pregnancy is her fear of nursing, putting on weight and childbirth. She has no character, charm or intellectual value…what does anyone see in this no talent Hollywood trash who is not a role model for anyone. Cranking out illegitimate babies is nothing to be proud of.
Wow Jessica Alba was here in New Mexico and Albuquerque? I live thirty minutes away. You know it's bad when we hear more about Jessica Simpson than Jessica filming in New Mexico. By the way maybe she didn't like it because we are Hispanic here.
WHO is this girl? WHY is such an ignorant twit taking up space here? Albuquerque is loaded with yummy food AND interesting history, not to mention all kinds of great contemporary arts and crafts. It's a big comment on Ms. Alba that the very best she could find was Wal Mart. Poor little chola.
MEXICANS LOVE WALMART! THEY ACCEPT WIC CHECKS, THE AISLES ARE BIG ENOUGH FOR THEIR 30 KIDS, AND THEY SELL LARGE AMOUNTS OF FOOD FOR THEIR RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF CHILDREN!
*sigh*… this reminds me of the quotes Slutienna Miller gave to Rolling Stone about Pittsburgh while filming here - could Ms. Alba be any more pretentious? I suppose she does have good reason to be - her body of work is quite impressive. Honey, anyone? What an idiot. In a few years, I doubt anyone will remember who she is.
why the hell is everyone so crazy about this bitch?? shes not even that pretty.. shes way too overrated and glamorized. all her movies are flops, too.. im so sick of stupid ass people in hollywood who are famous for absolutely nothing and fake good looks.
I don't like her. Never have. I don't see her appeal.
Albuquerque is an amazing place with amazing food. I hate this girl.
Albuquerque is an amazing place with amazing food. I hate this girl.
This bitch is half retarded. I currently reside in Albuquerque (and I grew up in Santa Barbara and L.A) and there is alot to do here but you have to be willing to think outside th box on the typical "hollywood fun" If she only dealt with Applebee's and Chilis then this girl obviously had the shittest guide working on hand with her. As for going to Walmart? WTF was she even doing staying there for FIVE DAMN HOURS?
I agree. The females in this state arent much to look at due to the mentality of these people but there are some good hidden places in this state. More so,if you're a college kid and love downtown.
I've lived in Albuquerque most of my life. I've also lived in D.C., Virginia, Jerusalem, and Cairo - Albuquerque by far has the best food of any of these places. Mexican/New Mexican food is amazing here. She's a cunt.
The girl must have a poor manager or assitant if they didn't even bother to show her Albuquerque. There are so many great restaurants here, it only shows that she doesn't have people around her that like her enough to show her a good time. Yes, we have Wal-Mart as does every other town. But we also have Old Town and several other great cultural and fun places to see and do. It is the attitude someone brings with them that determines what they find. Jessica, change your attitude!!
SHe is stupid! I live here and its more than walmart!!!!!!!!!!1 She needs to recognize that without us she wouldnt be where she is!!!!!!!!!1FUCK HER DUMB BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: MEXICANS LOVE WALMART!! – Mexicans are why I hate Target. The aisles are not wide enough for their fat woman and their 40 children that they can shit out but can't control. The beaner children take over and are so unruly. All you hear is bad Spanish which is so offensive to the ear. Decent people that are at Target observe them and shake their heads and smile at each other in disbelief in how stupid they are. I hate going to Target cause of the classless Mexicans. I think they are a mistake personally.
All you White people are just jealous because the Latinas are beautiful. All the White girls look like 12 year old boys with your flat asses and flat chests. Oh yea…they try to look like Latinas by getting fake tits and wearing fake ass eyelashes-things that Latinas are born with.
Ugh, I lived in Albuquerque for 6 yrs and now live in NYC for 10 (where there is NO good Mexican or NM restaurant). They have two really good Italian restaurants in ABQ but she obviously prefers Applebees. NM is better off without her!
Shes right, People of Albuquerque kill yourself, It suck monkey balls there!
If I were that yellow Walmart ball, id so look up her dress. (before her Vag Blows up like Hiroshima)
well when you're a gross bitch like jessica alba you would tend to hang out at wal-mart.. i live in albuquerque and there are a lot of great places to eat, and at least a few places to shop other than wal-mart. and when i doubt there's always santa fe just up the road. just proof that money can't buy class. and you can take the latina out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the latina.
I have lived in Albuquerque for 8 years and if you can't find a good place to eat or something to do there, then you're a lazy fuck. The food is extraordinary, the culture is diverse AND tolerant, creativity abounds, the weather is perfect, and the people are the absolute warmest. It's not the greenest place in the country but there is green. There is lushness if you know where to look. I'll take a brown city with the coolest people over loads of trees and a bunch of assholes any day. I'm proud as hell to be from the 505.
Albq is a great place to live. The food is awesome, the diversity is amazing, and just because our women dont all have boob jobs and bleached out blonde hair standing a mile high, does NOT make us ugly! Get a life, see what real people look like…NORMAL people….
who the fuck does she think she is? i know she thinks she's an actress, or whatever, but that doesn't entitle her to be a judgmental bitch
Hey I don't agree! I live in Albuquerque right now and have been for the past several years. Unless you suck at life and have no desire to go out and try new things then yes, maybe this place sucks for you. But our food is great and considering I have not been in a Walmart for years I have to say that yes, there is a lot more to do than that!
You all need to get a fucking life! Who gives a shit what this bitch has to say. Saying you hope she dies and her baby dies with her is just fucking wrong. She's entitled to say whatever it is she wants to say. God, get fucking over it people.
i like applebees and chillis, im always down for cheap meal, and just cuz walmart is trashy doesnt mean you cant walk around for hours and have fun…me and my friends do that shit all the time, roam aimlessly thru the store watching all the wierdos.
Just shows that not all people are classy. Even dumb sad women that "don't speak mexican." Her manager needs to put a muzzle on her
Being an Albuquerque native, let me say, what a bitch!! Albuquerque may not be the best city in the country, but if there is one thing it goes have - its damn good food! I couldnt help but laugh when I read that, Albuquerque has some of the best food I've ever had. And to say that there is nothing to do there but go to Wal Mart is just plain ignorant. Get on the internet and google it, there is a lot of history and culture to see.
I think Perez Hilton actually loves Jessica. If you hate someone so much why waste your time talking about them. Karma's a bitch you ugly fat ass so be careful.
shannon elizabeth needs to keep her mouth shut.
She's a human being, and American, living her life day to day just like everyone else in this world.. The difference is that in the profession she chose she has to live it with not much privacy..
At what point do you draw the line? My great grandfather was born in Russia, my mom's family migrated to the state in the 60's from the Azores, and I was born here in CT.. What should I say I am? I am an American, I am proud of my heritage, but in no way do I go around with my heritage on my sleeve.. At what point do you draw the line in this country made up of all races? At what point can we call ourselves Americans?
What a dumb ass bitch. She is a no talent piece of shit. She doesnt know what she is talking about. She needs to learn to shut the fuck up. Go back to Hollywood. Oh and fuck you little miss texas.
Fuck you, bitch! I live here in Albuquerque, and apparently you haven't looked very hard, because there is a huge independent business scene here with lots of good restaurants and lots to do. Only an idiot would hang out in a Wal-Mart for 5 hours. WTF?
she must have no taste buds or imagination. so sad.
WHAT A SNOB BITCH WITH NO TALENT BUT SMURKING AND SHOWING OFF HER NO CURVE BODY SHE IS A STRAIGHT HO DID U C HER LAME ASS IN HONEY TRYING 2 TALK GANGSTA AND EVERYTHING ELSE SORRY U COULDN'T SPEND THE DAY AT BARNEYS BUYING BIG UGLY BAGS AND UGLY THICK SCARFS STUPID BITCH SNOB ASS HO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That a lie, I moved 6 months ago and Albuquerque is amazing, the weather is great and the people friendly. Albuquerque have great restaurants, some offers new mexican food, mexican food, greek, BBQ etc. The best restaurants are in the Nob hill area near the university. Jessica f..k you bitch…..
I love you people stiking up for Albuquerque. You people are fithy trash. The real world laughs at you. People from Alabama laugh at you.
…Ziltches
maybe if she had the decency to ask a local where to go she wouldn't have been so disappointed. I live in Burque and we certainly have better food than applebee's and chili's. she needs to learn to get out of her trailer and find places to eat on her own. p.s. NOBODY hangs out at Wal*Mart. Jessica is the lame one for going there, she must have looked like a total retard walking in there.
Give the girl a break!! In all your rantings about why you don't like her, I haven't seen anything that has any substance! Get over yourself!
i grew up in Abq. two words: LOS CUATES. she really missed out, the salsa is the best in the world. what a shame that a latina couldn't find the real new mexican food.
El Pinto, Sadie's, Gardunos; there are lots of fun, great places to eat in Albuquerque. I'm always excited to get to go back there and have REAL Southwestern food!
you're so mean to this poor girl. leave her alone you fatty fat cow!! i think it's funny that she told in touch that you're just real salt because she wouldn't let you take pics with her. ahhhhhhh ha. fattttty fat.
Everyone likes this girl and I'm guessing its cuz shes pretty because it cant be for her line of work. (Idle Hands, Fantastic Four) arent academy award winners. So whats the appeal really?
have you ever lived in albuquerque? I have, I've been her all my life, and honestly, Jessica speaks the truth. She was filming on an indian reservation as well. It is nothing more that an over glorified city, with really nothing exciting or fun.
And as for her nickname…who cares if she doesn't "embrace" her "hispanic" side. I don't either, I've always claimed to be caucasian. Hispanic is a "new" ethnicity.
Caucasian by definition is : relating to a broad division of humankind covering peoples from Europe, Western Asia, South Asia and parts of North Africa" or "white-skinned; of European origin"
That comb-over hairstyle has got to GO! ICK!
That comb-over hairstyle has got to GO! ICK!
An inaccurate observation from such an insignificant actress. Alba couldn't recognize true culture if it bit her in the ass.
Re: G.O.D. –
I hate to know where you come from… H.E.L.L.
Re: Sue –
It's not the topic dumb bitch.As if we care about your life.
what a dumbass! there are a lot of good restaurants in that area. And why she set foot in WalMart is beyond me. So not cool, Jessica! Make an effort, girl.
Re: G.O.D. – Alabama sucks you inbred dumb fuck.
ok so living in burque sucks, especially when your seen the outside world, but to say that wal-mart is the only place to chill is lame. and theres plenty of good spots to eat….it's too bad this fake bitch didn't step out of the airport hotel area while visiting. its all about the local shit around here, and you're not gonna find that in the heights!
I used to think that Jessica Alba was a smart young woman. And my young son adored her. Neither of us feel the same way after she thought it was a
smart? move to insult the city I grew up in and live in today. Maybe it is her pregnancy hormones speaking but the comments that came out of Miss Alba's mouth make about as much sense as Brittany Spears speaking British and wearing a pink wig. My first recollections of my life on earth are from this amazing land. And I was a military brat who was born in Honolulu. Everytime I had to leave this place and move to another city I missed it. I could not wait to come back. The night lights of the city are the most beautiful in the world. From west I-40 they shine like TRUE JEWELS OF THE DESERT. And the Sandia Mountains? Sandia means "watermelon" because at sunset they turn the most amazing pink! Miss Alba, did you not witness them? They are pretty hard to miss, they overshadow the city. And as for restaurants, there are SO MANY WHICH OFFER GREAT FOOD! Yannis, El Pinto, Artichoke Cafe, The Range, Route 66 Diner, etc. etc. etc. My son and I are no longer your fans. Insult my land and you insult my choice of a place to call my home. AND THAT IS PERSONAL. Please do not ever come back to the place known as THE LAND OF ENCHANTMENT. We do not want you here.
i live in albuquerque, and it's not L.A. but we have a lot of culture, and it a nice place to live if your not only into shopping at over priced shopping and all night club hoping…
I live in ABQ, it isn't as bad as she says. She just needs to stop, Jessica Alba is rude, classless and I pray that having a child will give her some sense of direction. Albuquerque does not want her back and i thought she didn't really eat any way? No wonder she doesn't like our food, it's all New Mexican and Latin Style. She can't handle us or chile, so my suggestion is she go back to LA, and stay there, but that is if LA even wants her.
wow i love you perez
i so hate that stupid ugly whore and yeah she is so fake. haha
She looks horrible in that picture! Thanks Perez! Hehe!
not a fan of someone who cant step outside of her own box…try and be open minded!!!
No good food in ALBQ.? They have the best Mex anywhere, and the Frontier. Guess binge and purgers have no taste?
What a SELF CENTERED HOE!!! This beyotch is a disgrace to the Latin race. She is the epitomy of White Trash and is obiviously ashamed of her heritage. She could be in some of the fiinest cities around the world and this LOW CLASS/NO CLASS MUTT would still seek out the snack bar at Walmart because the Mutt doesn't know anything better. Shallow Hoe can keep on talking trash about ABQ because the last laugh is gonna be on her when the only get-ups her FATASS will be sportin' will be warmup suits from Walmart! Hoe Please!!!
why would she say that. I've been to Albq on business for 3 months. It was a great city and wonderful places to eat. I am really starting to not like her, what a stupid thing to say about a whole city. I wonder when the last time she was there to make such harsh comment?
No wonder she's ashamed of her heritage, The Bitch is from a small town which I'm sure has more white folks than anything…
Ha! I cant wait till people start defending Alabama!
Making a comparision. stupid.
Im from Venice Beach. You can hate its O.K.
bitch should have gone to the brazillian downtown
i used to live in albuquerque…is it the MOST exciting place to live? not really. but is it all that bad either? not close…and she obviously has never had any of the great food that is there…tomasitas, sadies, garcia's, pars, mario's, millie's….the list goes on and on of really damn good food that i miss…but i guess i'm not a spoiled hollywood cunt, so what do i know?
esta chica needs to learn how to keep her mouth shut… albuquerque may not be much, but it is rich in culture… she probably doesn't like it cuz it's madd mexican and she's seeing what she could never be… she's such a waste of mexican blood and a shame to mexicanas everywhere…
Can't stand that girl…never could.
Albuquerque has all kinds of wonderful restaurants–any kind of food that you want!! There is lots to do, especially if you are in to culture or diversity. It's very beautiful and has great hiking. She's obviously scared of diversity and scared of people who aren't from LA–you know the bleached hair, fake tan, fake nose, silicon boobs type.
I hate this girl. She's just Pomona trash is disguise. How does she keep finding work? She needs to go away.
Re: OSAMA BIN LOOTIN – That is the cheesiest, funniest joke I have heard all day! Thanks for the laugh!
If Alba's comments aree true, it would explain why there's no Albuquerque edition of JuliB.com
Hey Jessica,
Applebee's and Chili's are delicious!
STFU
Re: fuck this fake cow – You are probably the cow!!! She IS right. I've lived here for 50 years and the only changes are more illegals than ever….looks like nasty MEXICO111
Its easy to find something to do if you aren't a stuck up bitch with a chip on your shoulder. Eat shit Jessica Alba - this is why people don't like you - you think your above EVERYTHING and you aren't. P.S. You have a huge forehead and bulging eyes.
Re: MrRepeater – You are right!!!You are sooo right!!!
Who cares what she thinks about anything . . let's talk about those eyebrows! It's not 1989, pull it together girl!
She was honest enough to not follow along at let the press tap her as "latina". Why lie about something that she does not feel a part of ?
Your just about ready to lay at J-Hos feet, but she changes herself into a female image of the man that she is currently fucking. She treasted M.A. like shit and ran off the second she had her spanish song in the can. But after her sorry ass was passed around and she had her fat ass dumped by Ben.. She went after MA like a cougar ! It did not matter that he was married and had a family.
Latina or not I would pay to see Jessica's film before I would give up a penny to see J-Homewrecker !
She's clearly an idiot and spent no real time here if that's what she really thinks about Albuquerque. My understanding is the majority of "Eye" filming happened in Santa Fe, anyway. ABQ gets a bad rap but it is a truly beautiful city struggling with a small town self-confidence issue. That said, we have fabulous restaurants here and a fabulous new open-air mall called ABQ Uptown - maybe she should have paid it a visit instead of Wal Mart. And, BTW, who freaking shops at Wal-Mart anymore anyway?
man……she sure has garnered a lot of hate……..or jealousy ?
I'm glad she said that about ABQ. We don't want fucking fake ass Hollywood whores coming here anyway.