For All You Pervies
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen
Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, 21, whom she immortalized in song, is taking over where Daniel Radcliffe left off in Equus.
And, unlike the Harry Potter star, we've got some full frontal pics of Alfie.
CLICK HERE to check 'em out!
Not too shabby!
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm




ohhhh my! Let's see this on PBS please!
You gotta have some balls to do that (pun intended)…hehe
shit hes ugly
He ain't got shit compared to a real man like me.
it's not harry potter u knob jokey its alfie allen
What happens if he gets a b0ner on stage?
GAYGAYGAYGAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i want to bite it off
Re: lib – ……I AGREE TO A POINT. I JUST DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY LOOK SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE POOR CHAPS AREN'T USING THEM. BUT THEY DO FEEL JUST DIVINE. {{{{{{BLUSHING}}}}}}
That's very nice. Big! Love the hair, too!
I've seen bigger……MUCH BIGGER!
Uncut penis = smelly smegma under foreskin = NASTY!! Otherwise, he's really cute.
He's nice
A LOT OF EUROPEAN MEN ARE UNCIRCUMCISED! CIRCUMCISION IS A VERY AMERICAN THING
Dang! That is one fine piece of meat!
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn;););)
penis' are the strangest looking things….. but he isn't too bad for a young guy.
Penis' scares me, really.
Does anyone know where I can see the Daniel radcliffe pics??? he is hot!!!!
Re: lib – LMAO!!! They look even worse the older the dude gets.
They seem like they would always get in the way.
Saw Radcliffe twice in the play. This fellow's chopper is considerably bigger. Must piss Daniel off to be succeeded by a fellow with a much bigger tool!
Now, THAT'S a teeny weenie. I wouldn't even be able to FEEL that. Anyone have a magnifying glass? Oh, that IS with a magnifying glass. Even more gross.
Re: lib – Haaaa! That's a riot!
Not too shabby!
my mind is spinning right off track….YUMMY!!!!!!! Don't mind if I do!!!
That's very impressive - where can I get one???
Awesome!!!
where is the beef?
uncut and hairy…
majorly turned off now…
why are balls so dangly and wrinkly? Guys look much better when they are hard.
can you say circumsition cut that skin off harry potty its so unattractive dam now everyone knows your dirty little secret peel that skin back boi wash that pee pee ha ha ha ha
Re: lib – And to me a woman's part looks like an open, crusty, oozing wound. Funny how it's all in eyes of the beholder, don't you think?
Perez's blood type is Ragu
why for you white out the stand up nipple but not the laying down nipples? I confused
Lance bass is a barebacking bottom…
My boyfriend & I hooked up with him last night…he has kind of a hairy ass, smaller penis, and took us both raw/barebacked…
really surprised he did that…so beware if with lance…He's a barebacker…
And his linebacker of an assistant is kind of a bitch…and very jealous…
Yeah, I saw the full frontal pics of Daniel Radcliffe, actually…..
hmm…looks nice get some wood there bud touch that chickie?
Love the uncut version… versions. Whatever.
thats hot ide suk that!
Yum!
That's not too bad!
meh
Re: amanda – Perez is correct. The 'full frontal' pic of Radcliffe was a photoshop. At the time he was doing the play he was only 17, therefore, illegal to photograph due to child pornography laws
His bush is small in comparison to Harry Potter Haha
hasen't he heard of TRIMMING HIS pubes?!
LMAO
Most men in civilized countries at not genitally mutilated at birth for no health reason (circumcised).
Bless her heart. The young lady is cursed with "itty bitty titty" syndrome!
wow! two words… cock-cheese!!!!
guess he's not jewish!
What is with you damn people and uncut penises? It's natural! HAVE YOU WATCHED A BABY BE CIRCUMSIZED!! IT'S FUCKING DISTURBING! I do not wish anyone to go through that pain… it's not even necessary anymore we have fucking showers… and it gives the male more sensation during sexual pleasures. Sucks to you cut males. Personally I don't give a rats ass whether a penis is cut or not, but I think it's more enjoyable for the male to be uncut. Seriously, you damn Americans are so closeted.
LMAO….THIS IS CRAZY
cut ol cock-0
DAMN nice white boy. now about the guy who he replaced, if only he was 18
You forgot to white out the nips on the chick in the first pic.
Couldn't pay the money to have him circumcised?
Oh he's a show-er and probably not a grow-er. I wonder if he's one of those guys that swears he's clean… no matter how loud you proclaim it boys - it always stinks: you should all cut that sucker off if your parents didn't have enough sense to do it when you were a baby!
not circumcized?
any pictures of the girl?
When it;s uncut like that, all you can think of is head cheese. Yuck.
It looks like a penis. Nothing special goin on there.
He's kinda hung like an equus….
that……………..is……………….gorgeous. anyone who says ewwww is a sheep to society…god damn that is hot.
wow, YES!!
UHm wow
i waant to see more of his man junk
Re: Oprah –
haha - what jewish guys are mad about that? mad about what? having some girl get disgusted when she's about to go down on you…and the last thing most guys need is more "sensitivity" down there - i think plenty are finishing too fast as it is
Oh yes!
Real men are supposed to be hairy and uncircumsized. Earthy, natural men are so much sexier than metrosexual, self-conscious pretty boys.
Get your Sasquatch thang over here!
Hot.
Re: to lib – oh my, how angry. still, that oozing wound is where you came into the world. of course, from your post one imagines that your brain could have easily fit through a piss slit. tsk tsk
People, the majority of Europeans are not circumcised unless they are Jewish or Muslim. I know. I am married to a Brit.
You didn't censor the girl's boobs in the first pic on the left.
Nothing better that having a "cheessy peewee". More sensations and more to play with..You know?
big deal, it's a penis….every guy has one
it looks like a big toe
that is a small dick
WHITE MEN ARE ALWAYS SMALLER, IN THAT DEPARTMENT
A guy doing theatre= HOT
A naked guy doing theatre= MAJOR HOTNESS
Re: lib – WOMEN VAGINA AINT QUITE ATTRACTIVE EITHER
HOLY PENIS! thats a beautiful cock, and i should know about beautiful cocks…
Super sexy!!!!!!!!!
Re: Stephanie – Yep, that's why I had to pay a fortune to see Harry Potter naked in "Equus," and sit in the back row jackin off under my raincoat. Damned pictures don't do it for me anyway. {sinister laugh} he he he!!
he looks goood, yum =)
Re: KAIT – if he gets a hardon on stage… then the audience gets a free perk to the ticket they bought, and im quite sure that some of the gays in the audience spooge themselves, i would… hes hawt… looks like he has downs though… but still… hot…
i'd fuck him!!!
it looks like a thumb
typical women, uncut is amazing best cocks are uncut
Re: ladybee –
Fuck that. Who gives a shit if someone gets mad? They don't HAVE to click on the fuckin' link to see the uncensored pictures if they're gonna get offended. Dumbassess!
what is with the uncircumsized dick? nasty
looks like someone stuck a wad of chewed gum on the end of it,thats one ugly beefstik
EWWW IT's AN ANTEATERRRR
It looks like a huge big toe
not bad!
OMG!
He should shave or something :S
It also looks…crooked!!!
And since he is like 21 shouldn't it be not so…limp!!
lmfao
Sorry that's just what i think!!
Re: amanda –
Where?
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M SUPER COOL FOR SAYING THAT……NOT!
Uh .. is that thing circumsised? YUCK - I don't think so!
U COULD GET A PIC OF HIM BUT NOT DAN!!! WHY??????
2nd pic kinda looks like a finger
His ding a ling is a lot bigger than 'arry Potter!!!
Good to see this finally, thanks. Two comments from me:
1) Alfie claimed in Attitude magazine that he was well endowed and much bigger than Daniel Radcliffe ("I've got nothing to be ashamed of. I'm all pubes and a huge fat willy, so I'm not worried.") and yet I have to say in the pic on the left he's not much bigger than Daniel, and even in the one on the right (where he seems to have a bit of a semi) he's still just average. Clearly he's a cocky chap, but come on Alfie - you ain't really that cocky are ya fella?!
2) To all the people on here who are saying he's small/tiny/wonky or are going 'uncut - eww gross, cut it off'… Please children, you only demonstrate your lack of experience when you say such silly things. If you'd actually had enough experience with men you'd know that his penis is perfectly NORMAL. Average sized, as nature intended, and slightly off-centre like most penises hang. In the same way that vaginas and circumcised penises smell when they aren't washed properly, so will an uncut penis. Having a foreskin can be a benefit rather than just an immediate problem, children.
Stick a fork in me, I'm done
Thanks for posting the pics and satisfying my curiosity!
suprised he isnt circumsized
No offense to those that arent either, but its not at al attractive that way. You want to do a LOT more to it when it is
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,,,,he is uncut,,,who is uncut nowadays>>>>>>>>
There were full frontal pics of daniel i guess u just didnt have the luck to see 'em lol just kiddin
But penises are so ugly! Small boobs are beautiful better then big saggy ones!
I know WHO is NOT JEWISH!
I like the kosher hotdog.
Now I know his religion. Who Agrees with Me??????????