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For All You Pervies

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen

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Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, 21, whom she immortalized in song, is taking over where Daniel Radcliffe left off in Equus.

And, unlike the Harry Potter star, we've got some full frontal pics of Alfie.

CLICK HERE to check 'em out!

Not too shabby!

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683 comments to “For All You Pervies”

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  1. Mr. GuyTVBlog says – reply to this


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    ohhhh my! Let's see this on PBS please!

  2. desiree says – reply to this


    102

    You gotta have some balls to do that (pun intended)…hehe

  3. jo says – reply to this


    103

    shit hes ugly

  4. Danny Bonaduchi says – reply to this


    104

    He ain't got shit compared to a real man like me.

  5. Minda says – reply to this


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    it's not harry potter u knob jokey its alfie allen

  6. KAIT says – reply to this


    106

    What happens if he gets a b0ner on stage?

  7. HILLARYCLINTON says – reply to this


    107

    GAYGAYGAYGAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    i want to bite it off

  8. WILLY OR WONT HE? says – reply to this


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    Re: lib – ……I AGREE TO A POINT. I JUST DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY LOOK SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN THE POOR CHAPS AREN'T USING THEM. BUT THEY DO FEEL JUST DIVINE. {{{{{{BLUSHING}}}}}}

  9. Michael says – reply to this


    109

    That's very nice. Big! Love the hair, too!

  10. eh says – reply to this


    110

    I've seen bigger……MUCH BIGGER!

  11. Kaitlin says – reply to this


    111

    Uncut penis = smelly smegma under foreskin = NASTY!! Otherwise, he's really cute.

  12. vb says – reply to this


    112

    He's nice

  13. Ruby says – reply to this


    113

    A LOT OF EUROPEAN MEN ARE UNCIRCUMCISED! CIRCUMCISION IS A VERY AMERICAN THING

  14. Carrie says – reply to this


    114

    Dang! That is one fine piece of meat!

  15. ello says – reply to this


    115

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn;););)

  16. jo says – reply to this


    116

    penis' are the strangest looking things….. but he isn't too bad for a young guy.

  17. Breanna says – reply to this


    117

    Penis' scares me, really.

  18. DRis hot says – reply to this


    118

    Does anyone know where I can see the Daniel radcliffe pics??? he is hot!!!!

  19. hahaha says – reply to this


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    Re: lib – LMAO!!! They look even worse the older the dude gets.
    They seem like they would always get in the way.

  20. Harry Potter's Tool says – reply to this


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    Saw Radcliffe twice in the play. This fellow's chopper is considerably bigger. Must piss Daniel off to be succeeded by a fellow with a much bigger tool!

  21. Ewwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


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    Now, THAT'S a teeny weenie. I wouldn't even be able to FEEL that. Anyone have a magnifying glass? Oh, that IS with a magnifying glass. Even more gross.

  22. huck says – reply to this


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    Re: lib – Haaaa! That's a riot!

  23. Chris says – reply to this


    123

    Not too shabby! :)

  24. Zack says – reply to this


    124

    my mind is spinning right off track….YUMMY!!!!!!! Don't mind if I do!!!

  25. yummmmmmm says – reply to this


    125

    That's very impressive - where can I get one??? :D

  26. joni says – reply to this


    126

    Awesome!!!

  27. nikkie says – reply to this


    127

    where is the beef?

  28. lala says – reply to this


    128

    uncut and hairy…
    majorly turned off now…

  29. do your balls hang low? says – reply to this


    129

    why are balls so dangly and wrinkly? Guys look much better when they are hard.

  30. ewwww says – reply to this


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    can you say circumsition cut that skin off harry potty its so unattractive dam now everyone knows your dirty little secret peel that skin back boi wash that pee pee ha ha ha ha

  31. to lib says – reply to this


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    Re: lib – And to me a woman's part looks like an open, crusty, oozing wound. Funny how it's all in eyes of the beholder, don't you think?

  32. Rock says – reply to this


    132

    Perez's blood type is Ragu :)

  33. huh? says – reply to this


    133

    why for you white out the stand up nipple but not the laying down nipples? I confused

  34. LBottom says – reply to this


    134

    Lance bass is a barebacking bottom…

    My boyfriend & I hooked up with him last night…he has kind of a hairy ass, smaller penis, and took us both raw/barebacked…

    really surprised he did that…so beware if with lance…He's a barebacker…

    And his linebacker of an assistant is kind of a bitch…and very jealous…

  35. CaiBear says – reply to this


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    Yeah, I saw the full frontal pics of Daniel Radcliffe, actually…..

  36. ami says – reply to this


    136

    hmm…looks nice get some wood there bud touch that chickie?

  37. jabberwocky says – reply to this


    137

    Love the uncut version… versions. Whatever.

  38. Raine says – reply to this


    138

    thats hot ide suk that!

  39. Anonymous says – reply to this


    139

    Yum!

  40. ~~ says – reply to this


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    That's not too bad!

  41. GA3TANO says – reply to this


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    meh

  42. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    Re: amanda – Perez is correct. The 'full frontal' pic of Radcliffe was a photoshop. At the time he was doing the play he was only 17, therefore, illegal to photograph due to child pornography laws

  43. Dustin says – reply to this


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    His bush is small in comparison to Harry Potter Haha

  44. gina S says – reply to this


    144

    hasen't he heard of TRIMMING HIS pubes?!
    LMAO

  45. Uncut says – reply to this


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    Most men in civilized countries at not genitally mutilated at birth for no health reason (circumcised).

  46. mini-mammary says – reply to this


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    Bless her heart. The young lady is cursed with "itty bitty titty" syndrome!

  47. Sno says – reply to this


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    wow! two words… cock-cheese!!!!
    guess he's not jewish!

  48. ixxy says – reply to this


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    What is with you damn people and uncut penises? It's natural! HAVE YOU WATCHED A BABY BE CIRCUMSIZED!! IT'S FUCKING DISTURBING! I do not wish anyone to go through that pain… it's not even necessary anymore we have fucking showers… and it gives the male more sensation during sexual pleasures. Sucks to you cut males. Personally I don't give a rats ass whether a penis is cut or not, but I think it's more enjoyable for the male to be uncut. Seriously, you damn Americans are so closeted.

  49. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


    149

    LMAO….THIS IS CRAZY

  50. Jen says – reply to this


    150

    cut ol cock-0

  51. hawk says – reply to this


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    DAMN nice white boy. now about the guy who he replaced, if only he was 18

  52. Sarah says – reply to this


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    You forgot to white out the nips on the chick in the first pic.

    Couldn't pay the money to have him circumcised?

  53. kristy says – reply to this


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    Oh he's a show-er and probably not a grow-er. I wonder if he's one of those guys that swears he's clean… no matter how loud you proclaim it boys - it always stinks: you should all cut that sucker off if your parents didn't have enough sense to do it when you were a baby!

  54. hello! says – reply to this


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    not circumcized?

  55. Jim says – reply to this


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    any pictures of the girl?

  56. Morbidly Obese Gummi says – reply to this


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    When it;s uncut like that, all you can think of is head cheese. Yuck.

  57. Mel says – reply to this


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    It looks like a penis. Nothing special goin on there.

  58. not*chris*crocker says – reply to this


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    He's kinda hung like an equus….

  59. the_usual_suspect says – reply to this


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    that……………..is……………….gorgeous. anyone who says ewwww is a sheep to society…god damn that is hot.

  60. jenna allen bitches says – reply to this


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    wow, YES!!

  61. =] says – reply to this


    161

    UHm wow
    i waant to see more of his man junk

  62. Andy says – reply to this


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    Re: Oprah

    haha - what jewish guys are mad about that? mad about what? having some girl get disgusted when she's about to go down on you…and the last thing most guys need is more "sensitivity" down there - i think plenty are finishing too fast as it is :D

  63. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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    Oh yes!

    Real men are supposed to be hairy and uncircumsized. Earthy, natural men are so much sexier than metrosexual, self-conscious pretty boys.

    Get your Sasquatch thang over here!

    Hot.

  64. are u a pissed off little poof says – reply to this


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    Re: to lib – oh my, how angry. still, that oozing wound is where you came into the world. of course, from your post one imagines that your brain could have easily fit through a piss slit. tsk tsk

  65. Kiki says – reply to this


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    People, the majority of Europeans are not circumcised unless they are Jewish or Muslim. I know. I am married to a Brit.

  66. Steph says – reply to this


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    You didn't censor the girl's boobs in the first pic on the left.

  67. chenguerengue says – reply to this


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    Nothing better that having a "cheessy peewee". More sensations and more to play with..You know?

  68. javajunkie says – reply to this


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    big deal, it's a penis….every guy has one

  69. mary says – reply to this


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    it looks like a big toe

  70. kiwii says – reply to this


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    that is a small dick

  71. ARIEL LEWIS says – reply to this


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    WHITE MEN ARE ALWAYS SMALLER, IN THAT DEPARTMENT

  72. Meg says – reply to this


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    A guy doing theatre= HOT
    A naked guy doing theatre= MAJOR HOTNESS

  73. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    Re: lib – WOMEN VAGINA AINT QUITE ATTRACTIVE EITHER

  74. Eddie says – reply to this


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    HOLY PENIS! thats a beautiful cock, and i should know about beautiful cocks…

  75. Lovin' It says – reply to this


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    Super sexy!!!!!!!!!

  76. Old Perv says – reply to this


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    Re: Stephanie – Yep, that's why I had to pay a fortune to see Harry Potter naked in "Equus," and sit in the back row jackin off under my raincoat. Damned pictures don't do it for me anyway. {sinister laugh} he he he!!

  77. Ree says – reply to this


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    he looks goood, yum =)

  78. Eddie says – reply to this


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    Re: KAIT – if he gets a hardon on stage… then the audience gets a free perk to the ticket they bought, and im quite sure that some of the gays in the audience spooge themselves, i would… hes hawt… looks like he has downs though… but still… hot…

  79. ahaha says – reply to this


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    i'd fuck him!!!

  80. balls for sale says – reply to this


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    it looks like a thumb

  81. Dexy says – reply to this


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    typical women, uncut is amazing best cocks are uncut

  82. Briana. says – reply to this


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    Re: ladybee

    Fuck that. Who gives a shit if someone gets mad? They don't HAVE to click on the fuckin' link to see the uncensored pictures if they're gonna get offended. Dumbassess!

  83. cm says – reply to this


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    what is with the uncircumsized dick? nasty

  84. jimmy says – reply to this


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    looks like someone stuck a wad of chewed gum on the end of it,thats one ugly beefstik

  85. yo mudda says – reply to this


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    EWWW IT's AN ANTEATERRRR

  86. Heather says – reply to this


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    It looks like a huge big toe

  87. beef says – reply to this


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    not bad!

  88. caitlin says – reply to this


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    OMG!
    He should shave or something :S
    It also looks…crooked!!!
    And since he is like 21 shouldn't it be not so…limp!!
    lmfao
    Sorry that's just what i think!!

  89. tonya says – reply to this


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    Re: amanda

    Where?

  90. MARY DANATA says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
    .
    .
    I'M SUPER COOL FOR SAYING THAT……NOT!

  91. josephine says – reply to this


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    Uh .. is that thing circumsised? YUCK - I don't think so!

  92. P says – reply to this


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    U COULD GET A PIC OF HIM BUT NOT DAN!!! WHY??????

  93. Racnprncss says – reply to this


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    2nd pic kinda looks like a finger

  94. lesliie says – reply to this


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    His ding a ling is a lot bigger than 'arry Potter!!!

  95. ian says – reply to this


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    Good to see this finally, thanks. Two comments from me:
    1) Alfie claimed in Attitude magazine that he was well endowed and much bigger than Daniel Radcliffe ("I've got nothing to be ashamed of. I'm all pubes and a huge fat willy, so I'm not worried.") and yet I have to say in the pic on the left he's not much bigger than Daniel, and even in the one on the right (where he seems to have a bit of a semi) he's still just average. Clearly he's a cocky chap, but come on Alfie - you ain't really that cocky are ya fella?! ;)

    2) To all the people on here who are saying he's small/tiny/wonky or are going 'uncut - eww gross, cut it off'… Please children, you only demonstrate your lack of experience when you say such silly things. If you'd actually had enough experience with men you'd know that his penis is perfectly NORMAL. Average sized, as nature intended, and slightly off-centre like most penises hang. In the same way that vaginas and circumcised penises smell when they aren't washed properly, so will an uncut penis. Having a foreskin can be a benefit rather than just an immediate problem, children.

    Stick a fork in me, I'm done ;) Thanks for posting the pics and satisfying my curiosity!

  96. sd-b says – reply to this


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    suprised he isnt circumsized

    No offense to those that arent either, but its not at al attractive that way. You want to do a LOT more to it when it is ;-)

  97. kerat says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww,,,,he is uncut,,,who is uncut nowadays>>>>>>>>

  98. Shannon says – reply to this


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    There were full frontal pics of daniel i guess u just didnt have the luck to see 'em lol just kiddin

  99. I'm Sorry says – reply to this


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    But penises are so ugly! Small boobs are beautiful better then big saggy ones!

  100. jjjjjj says – reply to this


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    I know WHO is NOT JEWISH!

    I like the kosher hotdog.

    Now I know his religion. Who Agrees with Me??????????

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