For All You Pervies
Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen
Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, 21, whom she immortalized in song, is taking over where Daniel Radcliffe left off in Equus.
And, unlike the Harry Potter star, we've got some full frontal pics of Alfie.
CLICK HERE to check 'em out!
Not too shabby!
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm




Daniel's is waay better
I bet Lilly's Misscarried drug fetus took one look at whatever sad future of a sex life it would've had (with that puny genetic junk) and said "I give up!" before it turned into a bloody, dribbling pussy fart… Selling a lot of tickets with that cold fucking grape show??? I thought not. Best wishes to Lilly in her time of pain- so you can show the world what a tiny wand you have.
Also- is it me or does this guy look like a hydrocephallic retard?
Private parts are ugly that’s why we wear clothes to cover that shit up!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEED I SAY MORE
It's not that bad… just a bit hairy. I guess it must be a Euro thing!
Uncircumsized … NASTY!
Re: ladybee – ladybee must be american. where people are so uptight anything nude is considered porn even when it comes from a piece of performance art. jeez.
85% of the men in the world have their foreskins. I pity those who do not. We left our American son well enough alone - why mutilate his genitals? The foreskin has a purpose, people - 20,000 nerve endings. Ladies, would you want your clitoris cut off at birth? IT'S THE SAME THING!! The clitoris becomes the foreskin, look in any anatomy text!!! And P.S. More than 50% of American baby boys are now being left intact - that's a majority, people. That makes those of you who mutilate your baby boys LOSERS.
I mean yes, it's there. I don't know what to say about it, to say it's impressive would not be too honest. I do like the retro hoody look though, it's cute….? (uncut)
gross! cut that shit up!
shit he's HUNG!
Agree with didi; 'Never seen a naked body before?'
You'll all see one of those on your way through life, why act all offended?
Real Men Have Foreskins. Fact!
Yum! Girls who haven't been f'ed by an uncircumcised dick just don't know what they are missing
Uncut is HOT!!! Cut men have no control over when they cum.
my man's d*** is bigger than that. At this point, if I NEVER heard or read about Jolie-Pitt, or if they died, I would be fine.
:O
YOU FORGOT TO BLUR OUT THE NIPPLES IN THE FIRST PICTURE!
THERE AT THE BOTTOM
THERE'S A NAKED CHICK
AND YOU DIDN'T BLUR IT
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Re: cam –
QFT! LOL! =)
Who's tits are bigger? Hers or his?
I love uncut dick. It turns me on and make me hard when I think of it. I wonder if perez is uncut? If so, I would hop on that sit in a second! He is ugly, but if he got a uncut dick, it is mine
I would suck on that any day of the week.. HE IS HOT WOW.. HOLY WOW.. what a cock. YUMMMMm
He looks like that gay kid in Queer as Folk.
is it just the light or is he uncut?
ewww shave that shittt
omfg… thats so fucking hot… completely natural GODDAMN AMERICA AND THEIR FUCKING GENITAL MUTILATION!!
Looks kind of nasy to me!! ill
it looks like a giant toe with balls!!! freakin sickness!!!
Fuck yeah, uncut! Hot!!
headcheezze…
Also,I want to warn all Democrats and our OBAMA supporters…The Republican Right is out to get us again…They have found one of OBAMA"s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull "another Lewinski" on the American public…apperently OBAMA's old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA snorting & even dealing Cocaine to more than a few of his close friends in their shared dorm room!!!…The Republican's hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes with this shocker… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President.
I think this may be a false rumour but Obama did admit his Cocaine Use and I think we have to take this admission by Obama very seriously…if it is true I don't think the Republican's are going to leave this Drug issue alone!!!
NASTY UNCUT COCK AND THE BUSH, YUK UGLY!!!
LOL I hate all these girls (or boys) are saying ew to him not being circumcized when the majority of them dream of being with some hot foreigner for a night of sex…um hello most of europe isnt cut
Re: Elle – It's called photoshop, bitch.
Looks like his intestines fell out of him.
OMG he isnt cut! …eeeeeeeeeewwww.
But, it aint bad
YUMMY!!!! i would lvoe to have that in my mouth!!!
Very Nice!
Harry Potter's Dork is uncut too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ahahhah. you didnt blur the nipples in the first picture. nice going.
Re: Mama – MAMA you are a fucking fool.. Probably your black and dont know shit about a man's beautiful penis.. And get your figures correct. Your too stupid to know what is correct and whats not. THERE IS NO such theory that its 85 percent. YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT.. GO AWAY AND FUCK your ownself MAMA.. IDIOT….
Re: lola – His dick looks like it's his thumb in the second pic.
YuCK…. Turtle d*ick
I am not gay but dicks and balls are kinda gross
Damn I bet harry potter duy made some magic and made that big
well hello there.
Bonaduce will be jealous!!
Want it. Looks yummy.
ewww… not nice….. so wish it actually was 'harry potter' even tho tht was UUUUUgGGGGLLLYYYY!!!!!!!
all you who are complainin' about his foreskin… it's pretty rare for europeans to get snipped. in fact, you often hear people mocking people who ARE cut!
Goat seed.
Gost balls.
Gost penis.
THIS SUCKER IS HUNG LIKE A BLACK OR A LATINO. AND GOOD FOR HIM, NOT CIRCUMSIZED, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE WATCHING THAT HEAD PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO AND THEN SAYING SURPRIIISSSEEEE! LOL! BUT ON ANOTHER NOTE, HE NEEDS TO SHAVE THAT HAIR OFF THAT AND MAKE IT LOOK MORE HYGIENIC. ANYWAY, IT BEATS THAT SHIT YOU POSTED OF DANNY BONADUCE, I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TO CALL THAT AND MY EYES STILL STINGE. I SHOULD SUE YOU PEREZ FOR FUCKING UP MY EYESIGHT WITH THE BONADUCE THINGY!
it's bigger than DanRad's . . . makes me kinda sad to say that since i have a massive crush on Dan . . .
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice
i saw daniel radcliffe in equus twice and this guy is much bigger!
gross. do they not have razors in England?
I wish Cristiano was in the play…lol.
and as a sidenote, people who are talking about uncut being gross don't have a clue what they're talking about.
assuming he keeps it clean (which i would expect whether he's cut or not), i'd much rather have an uncircumcised guy over a circumcised. more friction, ladies. seriously. it makes a difference.
and those of you saying that he's small . . . uh . . . he's almost completely limp, and i would imagine it was probably pretty chilly in that theater. i'm not saying that he's massively hung, but he's definitely bigger than you're giving him credit for.
All I need now is a paper bag…
Re: lib – OH, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! RFLMAO!
damn! he aint got nothing to complain about! yummy!
I like! Thanks Perez
I find it funny when people complain about guys with foreskin smelling. That's a basic question of hygeine and nothing to do with being circumcised or not. If you don't clean well then you are going to smell anywhere like your armpits etc.
And I don't understand this thing for shaved pubic hair. It's like a twisted metrosexual thing which is unmasculine and plain wrong. Like a man for being a man, not some twisted, mutilated hairless alien some of you oddly crave.
oh my. that's a nice one. i miss you harry potter, but this guy is hung like a real wizard.
MIGHT LOOK GOOD TO YOU PEREZ FOR YOU ASS, BUT THAT DICK HAS A SMALL DICK.
To quote sex and the city::it's like a sharpae (sp?)!
Re: shannon – YOU GO GIRL! I think many of the girls that blog and say the find an uncicumsized penis are young and probably havent experimented beyond their high school boyfriends. If a man is going to be a pig, he will be a pig with skin or without it. I have found that men with foreskin are actually much cleaner than those without skin. Most men who are circumsized assume that since there is no skin they cant get infections or their shaft wont stink up. Ugh! I've been with both and a dick with no skin looks like if the head is literally coming out of the pelvic area, like a tub. Fine, it may grow the same lenght as a man with sking, but it's really gross to look at at. The the balls looks even bigger because their dicks are so pulled back. I like my mans dick with the skin, the sensation for me is certainly different and better. Im glad my husband isnt circumsized. People have to remember it is done for religious reasons and then the Americans adopted it for health reasons and now they are saying that it's best to keep the skin on. Fucked up after they have mutilated half the male population. If God had intended a dick with no skin men would have been born like that.
what the hell is that like rock hard, I'll tell what thats like, one good ride. Sweet Jesus!
I hope he washed under that hood.
HIS PENIS LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE LARGER THAN AVERAGE BIG TOE NAIL!!!!!!!
Nice OverHang
Re: free willy – Yep, Ladybee must have problems with male nudity because female nudity is so rampant in the USA. This is a work of art, the Theater people, try it, visit New York and go see a play on Broadway. Why are people so hung up over the physique of a man or woman, I think it's Gods best creation, in all seriousness. I think this kid has a fantastic body, he's still a baby at 21, but give him a few years. He is well endowed, and if anybody here say's different either they'veeprobably just seen a man with a hardon and of course it would look bigger, but this kid is completely flacid and it must be cold in that stage so their is some shrinkage. His uncircumcized penis looks beautiful.
ok
im a little freaked
thats daniel from harry potter!!!!
OK THEN!
IVE NEVER LIKED HIM AND THIS MAKES IT WORSE!!!
Nice, very nice
and my favorite flavor
Ewww
Is he un circ'd?
Damn thats nasty!
He's at least more endowed, but….
Where's the surgeon?
He looks like Matt Damon! Yummy!
its small.
I don't usually like uncut, but I'd suck it. As long as it's clean.
I'm sure it's much nicer when it's hard.
nice gear!!!!
mmmmm….thats so hot i luv it uncut so cute i would ride that shit!!!
HES NOT A BAD LOOKING GUY-BUT EVERYBODY LOOKS SMALL FLACID-
He is definitly UNCIRCUMCISED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd take some of that!
Re: KAIT –
Ticket sales would increase
I'd pick that guy out of a lineup!!!
An answer for everyone asking about the Radcliffe full frontals..
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He was under 18 perverts.
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In the USA that is child porn.
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But someone should tell him that 70s bushes are out. No one wants to floss.
No one has pointed out that he's semi-hard when touching that girl. Nice.
uncut and bushy?! Ewwwwww!
I know I'm going to get a lot of criticism for this, but I prefer it uncut! Nice!
can u say shrinkage??? and what is equus?
Re: brainchild – I agree with brainchild..he must be gay if he is not sporting a hard on in front of a girl who is also in her birthday suite..Hmmmm interesting.
i see foreskin. yuck. please people, get your little boys circumsized!!!!
You speak the truth.
eeww…trim the bush
Re: cam – Get over it… uncut is normal DUMBASS!!!
Re: cam – Get over it… uncut is normal DUMBASS!!!Re: jm –
His weiner might rise to stardom one day! LMAO!!!
he has a cute butt
What do u mean not too shabby… he has a tiny penis…. to me that's pretty shabby.
yummy. slurp, slurp!
wtf. it looks like its poisioned! n tiny
Circumcision is mutilation, just keep it clean and no worries. People saying "ewww" are with people that dont keep their junk clean.