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For All You Pervies

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen

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Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, 21, whom she immortalized in song, is taking over where Daniel Radcliffe left off in Equus.

And, unlike the Harry Potter star, we've got some full frontal pics of Alfie.

CLICK HERE to check 'em out!

Not too shabby!

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683 comments to “For All You Pervies”

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  1. N!kkYG says – reply to this


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    Hello! That's Fuckin Hilarious and how many inches do you say it is i mean i've seen n been wit alot bigger n Alfie iz 21 fuckin years old i think he should shave some of those pubes of. oh n P.S. That Bitch has mosquito bites for breast

  2. J.C. says – reply to this


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    Re: lisa

    You twisted bitch why would you want to mutilate a boy's penis?

    Alfie is a very good looking young lad and his penis is perfect. I personally love his natural pubes too.

  3. Hector says – reply to this


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    omg thatss hot

  4. Penises are so funny! says – reply to this


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    Nice schlong! Except the pic on the right looks like he has a giant thumb where his wang should be. I never did get to see Mister Potter's wiener though; were there ever uncensored pics of that? Yaaaay, penises!

  5. ash says – reply to this


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    im all 4 the penis, but its small and not circumsized. i heard daniel radcliffes was HUGE

  6. no. says – reply to this


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    yeah.. um… no. harry potter is uh-way hotter!

  7. Marge says – reply to this


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    Looks hung like a horse to me!!! I like!!!!

  8. WOW says – reply to this


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    Re: damedonna – SEMI HARD? WHAT PICTURE ARE YOU LOOKING AT? THAT IS THE LIMPEST DICK IVE EVER SEEN. LMAO. I CANT BELIEVE YOU WROTE THAT. OMG. L-I-M-P, LIMP.

  9. kate says – reply to this


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    they have the same tits.

  10. penis police says – reply to this


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    check please.

  11. GW says – reply to this


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    Re: amandaRe: amanda

    where?

  12. auds says – reply to this


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    but there were pics of daniel naked… and they were hot. and he was huge.

  13. Jean says – reply to this


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    I was born and lived all over Europe and this is quite normal. Many women don't shave either. Our culture of our bodies is different, more natural. Passing gas, picking our noses and going to the bathroom in public is more accepted. Brushing our teeth or using a deodorant just isn't as important with us. It's better, more natural.

  14. JDZ says – reply to this


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    we got this guy totally nude ,WHERE THE HELL IS DANIELS FRONTALS !!!!!!

  15. alex says – reply to this


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    At first I feel bad for a while, but then I just smile, I go ahead and smile

  16. jazz says – reply to this


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    the second pic kinda looks like a finger with a nail! ahahahahahahahaha!!!

  17. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Hello!

  18. Mattio says – reply to this


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    Its funny that someone was probably down there making sure that even the hair was perfect for this part.

  19. jayyyyy says – reply to this


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    love to suck that!!! :D

  20. Jennifer W says – reply to this


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    omfg uncircumsized dicks are heinous and foul…. i can smell the cheese from here.

  21. harry potter says – reply to this


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    i'd rather see the one's of daniel radcliffe. where are they???

  22. sobriety sam says – reply to this


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    it looks familiar…..in a good way hahahahahaha thats cute

  23. gagging says – reply to this


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    disturbing

  24. ;] says – reply to this


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    yuum lol

  25. Trav_e says – reply to this


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    Looks A Little Stiff…

  26. lol says – reply to this


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    okay why did I click on this??
    Anyway, lol…
    Is it just me or does the picture on the right
    look like a giant thumb hanging there lol

  27. lol says – reply to this


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    Re: Penises are so funny! – Okay it wasn't just me who thought that then, hahaha

  28. Babs says – reply to this


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    When's the briss ???

  29. to ash says – reply to this


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    Re: ash – Is that 4" hard?

  30. jenn says – reply to this


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    Aesthetically speaking, I just prefer a circumsized penis on a man.

  31. dammnn says – reply to this


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    dammnnnnnnnnnnnnn. i'd like to get him in bed. lol. but i'd MUCH rather see harry potter naked!!! get those pictures for us perez!!!!

  32. pron says – reply to this


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    Re: Stephanie – Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense.
    So a 'child' can be completely naked on stage in front of hundreds of adults, night after night, (simulating sex? I don't know what happens in the play)
    but they can't take a photo? HMM.
    That seriously makes no sense.

  33. AngryWhiteGirl says – reply to this


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    Haven't seen one of THOSE in awhile!

    Apparently they don't circumcision in the U.K.

  34. chichimarie says – reply to this


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    I only say it ’cause I care…. but jeese louise I feel bad checking out baby brother Alfie's shit, lol!

  35. mallory says – reply to this


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    damn!! too bad its uncut…but nice size for a limpy

  36. royce says – reply to this


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    that shit is fuck up why do you show this online im not toohappy a bout this

  37. Lora says – reply to this


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    Re: brainchild – It's called control. Stop being retarded, moron. Not to mention, he's naked in front of lots of people, probably not the best situation to get an erection.

  38. alexandria says – reply to this


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    Re: Stacey – so why did u post????? u fuckin moron

  39. You guys can't even spell says – reply to this


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    seriously some you bashing uncircumcision should learn how to spell circumcision before preaching of the practice you fucking morons but seriously how stupid are you americans? and what's the point of all the good university's like Harvard and Yale for if you fucking idiots are too stupid to get in actually oh wait the high school drop out rate is multiplying by the minute which means you fuck heads can't even graduate high school so maybe you should learn about the world and other cultures before you bash it and you jew's really need to fuck off seriously stop spreading you're bullshit propaganda just go and mind you're own business doing what ever you australopithecus' do like cut a loaf of bread and pretend a 13 year old is a grown man oh and also wear little paper plates on you're ugly heads, instead of circumcision you guys should "fix" you're noses better yet you're whole faces

  40. suz says – reply to this


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    and what exactly is this play about??….
    There's a house, and people are naked. That's all I know.

  41. Louis says – reply to this


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    NICE COOK
    Ugly body

  42. Keet says – reply to this


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    LOL, premature aint it!!!!

  43. misssy ericZ says – reply to this


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    nice size.. but why can't he shave those pubes?!! eww

  44. CP says – reply to this


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    Primero…!!! ( First…!! )

  45. colorbook says – reply to this


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    Re: Jean

    wtf?!?! how can brushing your teeth be better? have you not heard of good oral hygiene? or for that matter any kind of hygiene, you people are nasty!!!!!!!

  46. Hannah says – reply to this


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    Um not thay I would know I have just heard this from the grape vine but I am pretty sure that if you google eqqus… you come up with full frontal Daniel and Alfie pics. (But not together lol)

  47. Lora says – reply to this


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    Okay, after reading through most of these posts (yeah, I did), I've come to the conclusion that many people are seriously uneducated and childish. As an American, I feel a bit embarrased by the comments left by many on this subject. When I see people type "you Americans", it makes me a little angry. We aren't all ignorant and shallow. Grow up, people. If you don't like an uncircumcised penis-fine, but don't show your obvious lack of maturity over something that is actually natural.

  48. to jean says – reply to this


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    Re: Jean – Is this a joke?! You're kidding right? Farting in public, picking your nose, not brushing your teeth…And you people are criticizing us. Let me ask you, does picking your nose also include eating it by any chance? I'm starting to think so.

  49. Hannah is a retard!!!! says – reply to this


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    Re: Hannah – You heard from the grape vine? so a grape vine told you this? are you fucking retarded? go and blow you're head off

  50. Paris Hilton says – reply to this


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    OH DADDY PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
    OH DADDY PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
    OH DADDY PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
    OH DADDY PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
    OH DADDY PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!!
    LOL JK JK

  51. mer says – reply to this


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    some of you need to learn how to read. That's Alfie Allen, not Daniel Radcliffe.

  52. Elli Wallrop says – reply to this


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    I'm uncut too nothing wrong with that, that's the way nature wanted us to be, but maybe it's because im a guy but I just dont see the hoopla on the other hand that girl beside him…wouldnt mind see pics of her.

  53. vee says – reply to this


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    looks like a toe.

  54. JP says – reply to this


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    she has no boobs. so sad. no wonder DRad dumped her…

  55. ks says – reply to this


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    Re: Jean – Reading your posts I would guess you are a dirty filthy person. And from the many Europens i have met, I havent met any that consider the dirty attributes that you describe as normal you fucking pig. Just sayin………..

  56. Kay says – reply to this


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    People, there is nothing wrong with being uncut. Believe it or not, it is the way males are born. Grow up.

  57. Shelley says – reply to this


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    Ugh… he's not circumsized??

  58. Hmmm says – reply to this


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    Not THAT bad for size butbut needs a nice shave and slice that skin for heaven's sakes!

  59. daniel radclifs thick wanger says – reply to this


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    I WENT 2 SEE EQUUS AND DANS GOT A SHORT BUT THICK ONE……. HE'S LEGAL IN ENGLAND SO WAS ALLOWED TO GET IT OUT ON STAGE FOR US PERVS…….. IM YUNGER THAN HIM N A GIRL SO PERVIN WAS ALOUD HEHE

    LEAST YOUD BE ABLE TO FEEL DAN IN YO

  60. Shelley has down syndrome says – reply to this


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    Re: Shelley – IT'S CIRCUMCISED YOU IDIOT GO WRITE IT DOWN OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU MEMORIZE IT OR UNTIL YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL SERIOUSLY HOW DO YOURE PARENTS NOT INTERVENE WHEN YOU'RE SCHOOL IS PURLOINING THERE MONEY AND YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING IN RETURN!!!!!!!

  61. small says – reply to this


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    He's small, hairy, and uncut!!! DISGUSTING!!!

  62. jasmine says – reply to this


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    and lily said he'd never get Laid…

  63. Miz Jay says – reply to this


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    He has a nice dick head@ Yum Yum

  64. dick says – reply to this


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    He should trim his pubes, and while they're at it with a scissor down there, trim the hoodie on his sausage!!!!!!!

  65. I wanna FUCK Harry Potter says – reply to this


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    too bad he's not as hawt a daniel radcliffe!

  66. Cassie says – reply to this


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    he should've waxxed

  67. Cassie says – reply to this


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    he should've waxxed

  68. marie!!! says – reply to this


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    at least he circumsized…

  69. your mother says – reply to this


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    poor kid has the tiniest dingie ive ever seen. hes about to have the worst performance of his life.

  70. Nic says – reply to this


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    I saw Equus with Daniel and this guy is way more impressive!

  71. bright colored hippie says – reply to this


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    WOW thats so hot i am having a baby orgasim

  72. Snip...snip says – reply to this


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    He needs some manscaping down there and while they are snipping all of that hair, the trimmer should take on that sagging foreskin.

  73. JBaby says – reply to this


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    it looks like someones big toe =\

  74. Maggie says – reply to this


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    suprised he isnt circumsized
    No offense to those that arent either, but its not
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  75. maggie says – reply to this


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    ho, ho, ho, can santa claus wrap up his package and leave it under my tree, I think I'm not asking for much!!!!! Don't look lily!!!!
    ******************************
    My name is Maggie. I am a single girl from the US and believe that the Internet is a quite good place to meet new friends. I would like to meet a man who is out of my race for a serious interracial relationship; so anyone who may be interested can check out my photos on the famous site interracial romancing .com, under the name of Helenseeking. See you there

  76. hmm says – reply to this


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    HA! so of corse we all look.. i think its gross man dick is not cool :(
    HAHA
    harrys better

  77. elina! says – reply to this


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    yiaks! it's awful! the worst i have ever seen ..and i have seen a lot! lol

  78. Size Queen says – reply to this


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    fuckin STUD OMG I WOULD PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuckin STUD OMG I WOULD PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

    fuckin STUD OMG I WOULD PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!
    fuckin STUD OMG I WOULD PUT THAT IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!

  79. HOW FUNNY says – reply to this


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    YOU KNOW WHAT IS FUNNY BRITNEY IS WHERE SHE NEEDS TO BE RIGHT NOW THANK GOODNESS BUT ON THE FLIP SAID ALL THESE CELB WEBSITES HAVE NOTHING TO REPORT SO WE HAVE TO LOOK AT A SMALL DICKED MOTHER FUCKER NO THANKS. HEY PAPS GO CHASE PAIRS HILTON AROUND I BET SHE IS READY FOR A BREAKDOWN//MELTDOWN SOON AND YOU PAPS HUNTING HER OUT AND TRACKING HER LIKE A WILD ANIMAL YOU BOUND TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING. MAN I HOPE Y'ALL CAN PAY YOUR BILLS SINCE BRITS GONE. FUNNY TO SEE BRITS DADDY ABOUT TO BEAT A PAP DOWN.

  80. lia says – reply to this


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    nice uncut dick!

  81. PEREZ. ♥ says – reply to this


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    well if you dont approve of this site .. dont go on it
    done ? good (:

  82. Nat says – reply to this


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    OMG people! There is NOTHING wrong with an uncircumsized penis! It's still as clean as the cut ones.

  83. lolilo says – reply to this


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    its the morning in europe ! think about it!

  84. roxie says – reply to this


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    Trim it like a porm star

  85. Specialstarr68 says – reply to this


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    shave and a haircut "click click"!!!!!

  86. Spencer Shakespeare (12) London, Ontario, Canada says – reply to this


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    Re: Oprah – XACTLY!!!!!!!!!! www.sexasnatureintendedit.com (10 ways male circumcision hurts women)! :-) Intact (aka uncircumcised, uncut) males are more sensitive.

  87. Spencer Shakespeare (12) London, Ontario, Canada says – reply to this


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    Re: jm – You're a fucking ignorant brainwashed American pig. I feel sorry for you dead-dicked Yanks and your useless male sex organs. www.circumstitions.com

  88. freakayla says – reply to this


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    he needs to shave that shit!!!!!!!

  89. LoveLee says – reply to this


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    WOW !
    rest in masterpiece

  90. gw says – reply to this


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    that has al kinda potential ive seen smaller turn into the biggest things i have ever seen …id let him hit it from one side of the room to the other

  91. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    TEE HEE! PEREZ CAUSED AN UPROAR THIS EVENING! EVERYONE'S ALL HOT AND BOTHERED OVER A POTENT SCENT!!!!
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    THE SCENT OF HOT LITTLE BOY!
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    EVERYONE'S UP IN ARMS OVER THIS BOY'S DICK!
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    EVERYONE'S HOT FOR BOY DICK!!!!!!!!!!
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    BOY DICK! BOY DICK! BOY! HOT LITTLE BOY DICK!
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    TEE HEE!!!!!!
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    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
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    HOLLER AT ME HO'S!

  92. andrea says – reply to this


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    thank you!

  93. mariaaaa says – reply to this


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    ewww uncircumcised!

  94. Becky says – reply to this


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    I saw Daniel Radcliffe naked on stage and he's got a big one! But I wouldnt kick big Alfie out of bed ;)

  95. KC says – reply to this


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    Now I really want to see this play.

  96. RE: 352 says – reply to this


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    [RE:1431655] 'You guys can't even spell' [/re]
    Yeah well, you can't fucking spell either. Or should I say USE THE RIGHT WORD.
    You managed to use the word "you're" FIVE times when you should have been using "your" and you also put one of YOUR (not you're!) apostrophies in the wrong place.
    There is also an EXTREME lack of other puctuation. Especially full stops. Not to mention capital letters and commas. In fact i'm not even sure I saw a single one?
    So next time you want to bitch about other people's writing, try to make sure you don't make yourself look completely ridiculous. Okay?

  97. MJ says – reply to this


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    Uncut is best people. Cutting it off diminishes sexual pleasure. Men who had their foreskin restored found sexual pleasure was phenomenal compared to before, because the foreskin protects the glans and keeps the skin sensitive and moist.

    GET EDUCATED

  98. WILL YOU ALL MALES STOP BITCHING AT WHAT THE WOMEN HAVE SAID says – reply to this


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    CONSIDERING ALL THE PRESSURE WOMEN ARE UNDER, YOU WOULD THINK YOU COULD HANDLE BEING TOLD WHAT TO DO ABOUT YOUR DICK.
    WOMEN HAVE 2 PRIVATE PARTS, 3 ACTUALLY!! AND ALL OF THEM NEED TO BE PERFECT AND TO YOUR LIKING.
    WE HAVE TO HAVE PERFECT HAIR, AND PERFECT SKIN, AND A FLAT STOMACH, AND NO BODY HAIR, AND GREAT LEGS, AND NICE FEET, AND WEAR RIDICULOUS CLOTHES, AND LEARN TO WALK IN HIGH HEELS… ETC.
    SO HOW ABOUT YOU STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING IF WOMEN SAY THEY DON'T LIKE HOW YER DICK LOOKS. TOO FUCKING BAD !! DEAL WITH IT.

  99. Sophie says – reply to this


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    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

  100. KK says – reply to this


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    Hellooooo!!! If ur not from Israel or the US chances are ur not cut. It's a Jewish thing first the Americans took it from there.

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