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For All You Pervies

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen

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Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, 21, whom she immortalized in song, is taking over where Daniel Radcliffe left off in Equus.

And, unlike the Harry Potter star, we've got some full frontal pics of Alfie.

CLICK HERE to check 'em out!

Not too shabby!

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683 comments to “For All You Pervies”

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  1. emo kidd. says – reply to this


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    hm - all i can say is you can tell he's not a black guy. a bit small i must say.

  2. catty says – reply to this


    402

    Perez I want to see a full frontal of you….please

  3. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! says – reply to this


    403

    Re: Spencer Shakespeare (12) London, Ontario, Canada – Canada? Oh please! Everyone knows that country is packed with pathetic, cowardly, girly men. There isn't enough testosterone in that whole country to fill a thimble. Go back to your Igloo and stop being a jealous loser, Canada is a big fat ZERO on the world stage and you know it. Canada, how embarrassing you must feel.

  4. yay says – reply to this


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    loooks hooooooot and hung!

  5. equus=beastality says – reply to this


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    Re: suz

    it is a play… about a young disturbed stable boy…. who is sexually attracted to horses and has sex with them.

    no joke! disturbing

  6. emma says – reply to this


    406

    whoa…!

  7. Don't trim my meat! says – reply to this


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    Beautiful. A cock in a sock. I love the look of an uncir'd peen, I can smell the foreskin from here and it's making me sexual (watch out!!! haha)
    A little more cleaning but well worth it, uncut is more natural, manly and erotic. I love velvety soft foreskin, the peekaboo thing it does and there's more for the lips and fingers to uhh…..play with…..and hell yeah, push and pull all that extra peen skin against me baby. friiiicktion.

  8. angie says – reply to this


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    i can't believe some people are saying 'ew' at the fact that he's got an intact penis. americans can be so misinformed and dumb. you prefer a dry, scarred and discolored penis with no mobility/gliding action? haha silly kids - www.SexAsNatureIntededIt.com - read top 10 reasons

  9. tor-erik gresholdt says – reply to this


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  10. Caroline says – reply to this


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    In most countries Doctors wont perform the snip unless there is a good medical reason for it. It is considered cruel!!! Its totally natural for men to have a foreskin. Not right that we mutilate our boys! Girls how would you like to de-clitorised? No I say leave the skin on much better

  11. D says – reply to this


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    Re: Kaitlin

    smegma only builds up if you don't shower, fool. and it's not dirty. it's just dead cells, they're not bad since they kill bacteria… anyway, a vagina has more smegma build up than any guy.

  12. Swed says – reply to this


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    In Sweden it's the normal thing to NOT be circumzied ! Foreskin is NORMAL. My god.. USA is weird. :S

  13. Don't trim my meat! says – reply to this


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    Re: angie
    ITA. There are quite a few risks/defects involved with circumcision. I say don't mess with the cock if it's not broken!

  14. resss says – reply to this


    414

    Sorry but Cut is so much better, it looks better. Like another poster said, females do loads of things to their down below, like we shave and everything yet guys can't get cut? stupid

  15. Sandy Sue says – reply to this


    415

    There is actually a full frontal picture of Daniel Radcliffe too.

    And better quality than this :D

  16. shazzaroonie says – reply to this


    416

    why do people keep asking for daniel radcliffe, any full frontal ones of him are fake

  17. kima greggs says – reply to this


    417

    Re: resss

    ress, you're comparing shaving hair to removing the most sensitive part of a man's penis? hair trim vs genital mutilation? are you seriously that retarded???

  18. sassy sara says – reply to this


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    Re: Joanna – he is not bad at all, when i was 30yrs old i had a 6 month fling with a 21yrold, Heaven on a lolly stick, but his brain was like a 15year old, never mind….'memories like the…….memories!!!!

  19. jen says – reply to this


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    Re: resss

    cut looks better? says who? they look the same when erect, except an intact penis doesn't have a scar, isn't discolored, chaffed, and dried up. you like the cut flaccid look better, huh? personally, i find it to look too exposed… it's like an ugly mutilated monster… and i cannot believe you are stupid enough to compare shaving body hair to life changing surgery. maybe if you knew how much an intact penis benefits the female in the act of sex, you wouldn't be so quick to jump on the cut-happy band-wagon. www.sexasnatureintendedit.com

  20. Natural says – reply to this


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    For all the girls and boys who are so surprised because he's uncircumcised and because he has pubic hair, well, sorry, that's a natural man. That's the way the men are born and that's how you'd like it. I think you have to travel more and meet people out of the States to open your mind a little bit and to see real men. Maybe you'll begin to like a man without operations and shaving obligations.

  21. solange says – reply to this


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    offff….thank u! i haven't seen a disk in 6 months and haven't had sex in 8 and a half! that's soooooooooo lame, damn it! and i lile having sex! i just haven't find the right guy after my desception last year! I hope he dies!

  22. Queeny says – reply to this


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    Equus is a thought provoking, disturbing and strangely beautiful play. I urge some of you to actually watch it or read the script, there's more to it than nudity!

    That said, he would GET IT! :)

  23. fifi says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
    that is something i would NOT paye to see yukkkkkkkkk
    and the poppy eyes and podge boy bod
    yukkkkkkkk
    ermmmmmmmmm
    do you think hes getting in on the DAD sis connection…i do !!!!

  24. Lola says – reply to this


    424

    Haha, his penis looks like a thumb in the second photo. Not in the sense that it's small, it just looks like an actual thumb.

  25. pereterz says – reply to this


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    niCE HODDIE- lOVE MY UNCUT PEOPLE!!!

  26. betch says – reply to this


    426

    What kind of fucked up play is this?

  27. Sally says – reply to this


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    Would, would, would, would, would.

  28. London Chick says – reply to this


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    Re: Queeny

    It is seriously disturbing! A play… about a guy fucking horses……… yuk. Went to see it cause I think Dans hot…… but god what a sick perv the writer must have been

  29. JK ROWLING IS A SEXI MILF says – reply to this


    429

    Re: betch

    A play that people like perez would masterbate to. Perez thinks shafting animals is cool

  30. Sally says – reply to this


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    What is it with you yanks and circumcision, circumcision is basically mutilating baby boys. There's nothing wrong with being uncut.

  31. Agnes says – reply to this


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    HOLY SHIIIIT:O ;P hahaha

  32. Brady says – reply to this


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    Re: amanda – where can you find them???

  33. Fergies Ginga Pube says – reply to this


    433

    Re: Sally

    I know, the yanks are perverted fucks

  34. Emma says – reply to this


    434

    So totally gross!!!!!!!!!

  35. Slanen says – reply to this


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    hehe Look at his butt. Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin everywhere, rockin everywhwere

  36. ALFIES ALLENS ON MSN says – reply to this


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    godfrey_ho@hotmail.co.uk

    ALFIES MSN

  37. KRKRKR says – reply to this


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    No one I know in England would even dream of cutting off their baby boy's foreskin, unless you were Jewish I guess, and most Jewish men are a bit gay aren't they?? I mean let's be honest!!

  38. Kevinator2 says – reply to this


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    I can work with that.

  39. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    TEE HEE!
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    EVERYONE'S THINKING ABOUT BOY DICK!
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    YOU'D NEVER ADMIT IT!!!
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    BUT I KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT!
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    YOU CAN DO IT HERE HIDE BEHIND A SCREEN NAME
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    AT THE THEATRE Y'ALL BE TRYING TO ACT ALL INTELLECTUAL AND SHIT….
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    LIKE YOU NOT THINKING BOUT HIS DICK!!!!!
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    BUT YOU KNOW YOU BE THINKING BOUT HIS DICK BITCH!!!!!
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    YOU'RE ALL LIKE…WELL MAYBE NUDITY IS IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT…OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT…..
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    BUT THE FACT IT……………………
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    YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT HIS MOTHER FUCKING DICK! HOLLA HO'S!

  40. tabbycat says – reply to this


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    Perez I don't know how you get by with posting pics like this. Dont you realize than underage kids view this stuff? Shame on you!

  41. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    TEE HEE!
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    .EVERYONE'S THINKING ABOUT DICK BUT WOULDN'T ADMIT IT IF WE WERE ALL STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH EACH OTHER
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    ALL MY LAMBS OUT THERE IS HYPOCRITICAL HO'S………TEE HEE!
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    ALL MY LAMBS 'FRAID TO ADMIT THEY THINK ABOUT DICK!
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    IN THIS CASE YOUNG BOY DICK!!!
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    HOLLER HO'S!!!!!!………….TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT

  42. Amanda says – reply to this


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    why the hell is he naked????????????

  43. Steph says – reply to this


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    OMG thats nice haha! a little bit bushy but thats fine..I wouldnt mind that!

  44. Steph says – reply to this


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    OMG thats nice haha! a little bit bushy but thats fine..I wouldnt mind that!

  45. Fuckers says – reply to this


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    You people are SO stupid! It is not the foreskin that is to blame but the PERSON ATTACHED TO IT if it is dirty under there! Because vagina's are feral gaping axe wounds should we cut off parts of that and sew them up like they do in some countries? ANY circumcision is barbaric! And anyone who thinks a foreskin automatically equals a dirty penis then they clearly don't have one themselves! It is SO EASY to wash. The foreskin rolls back! And for those who don't like how it looks well it looks the same as a cut dick when it's hard anyway! You idiots need to be educated.

  46. Aimee says – reply to this


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    Bigger than i thought he'd be…although it does look a bit wonky.

  47. Mama says – reply to this


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    Re: WTF – Wow, somebody misses his foreskin! You know, there is a rising segment of the medical community that offers Foreskin Restoration. You ought to look into it, WTF! P.S. Try Ivy-League educated white woman, and P.P.S Check any website of repute including the department of health & human services for the latest figures.

  48. brittany says – reply to this


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    EEEWWWWWW! he's not cut! i think i just vomited in my mouth a bit. UGH.

  49. Dee says – reply to this


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    Needs some big time snippin' up in there.

  50. Rock my uncut meat says – reply to this


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    Like OMG peeps! Guess what? I am NOT circumcised !!!

    Know what else?

    I live in a country that has showers ! and soap !

    AND

    I know how to use them!!!

    Like, yay for me, right?

    Ok thats all for now girls, don't forget to douche !

    Peace

  51. Jam says – reply to this


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    That looks like a big 'un..well done Alphie!

  52. Angel says – reply to this


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    Re: jm – We are the only country, outside Jewish people/Israel that circumcise our babies when they are born.

  53. ali says – reply to this


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    mmmmmmmmmmm…….id take that, minus some of the hair hopefully

  54. Moi says – reply to this


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    Re: jm – Cricumcision is not normal practice in the UK or most of Europe

  55. Bort says – reply to this


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    CUT COCKS is mutilation and disgusting!

    Uncut is natural and hot

  56. John says – reply to this


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    Uncircumsiced, as God made us, everything else is horse shit.

  57. Chrissy Spears says – reply to this


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    I SAID GOD DAMN!!!

  58. mark barrett (12) - london, canada says – reply to this


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    Re: brittany – "Eeeeeeeeww…!" take a look at Britney's circumutilated son! A permanently-exposed raw, bloody head sticking out from a tiny shaft. And urine and feces in the fresh circ wound. Now THAT'S what's gross. It's the ultimate in permanent sexual abuse. www.MGMBill.org Americans, get circ banned and not insured in the United States.

  59. Gianna Marie says – reply to this


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    *pukes* God I can't believe they cast him in this role. He's so puny and that bush makes his whole package look like a dirty vienna sausage thrown in a tumbleweed. I would never even let him touch me his body is totally subpar

  60. kimmie says – reply to this


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    yummy NOT THAT BAD IN LENGHT EITHER

  61. Julia says – reply to this


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    big

  62. hader says – reply to this


    462

    I still can't believe some people saw harry's potter

  63. Erin says – reply to this


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    Good times!!!! Needs a razor…….

  64. info says – reply to this


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    Just so you people know. Unless you're American, Jewish or Muslim, chances are you won't be circumcised…Be warned. If you go to Europe or other parts of the world you're in for a few surprises, haha!

  65. shwing says – reply to this


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    sweet

  66. Stacie says – reply to this


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    Wow, reading all of the comments is very enlightening. I am an American, and I have two boys, both circumcised. Why did my husband and I decide to do that? Tradition I guess. My husband is circumcised, as are his brothers, and all the cousins. It's the 'thing to do' in America I guess. I also had heard that uncircumcised boys/men have hygeine problems, obviously that is not true. I feel now that I DID make the choice to have my boys mutilated, and I am wondering what they will be missing when they grow into young men.

    I totally agree with the previous poster that said it should be an UNINSURED procedure, that would change alot of people's minds right there. For us, it was insured and paid for, had it not been, I probably wouldn't have had it done. It is NOT covered by the state Medicaid, so I'm guessing that alot of Medicaid recipients are opting not to have it done since it requires cash or credit up front.

    As far as the comments about the size of this guy's penis……are you kidding me? That's considered small? Looks pretty good to me.

  67. kate says – reply to this


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    it's definately bigger than daniel radcliffe's. I saw his in person. yum yum yum.

  68. turtleneck sweater meat says – reply to this


    468

    Big bush and head cheese, barrrrrrrrrrf! He's all yours perez.

  69. Jasen says – reply to this


    469

    Nice nipples!

  70. YUCKIE says – reply to this


    470

    That's ugly. Barf. The penis is ugly–one very ugly thing.

  71. GOD MADE PENISES RIGHT says – reply to this


    471

    CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!! CIRCUMCISION IS SEXUAL ABUSE!!!
    CUTTING OFF 70% OF THE NERVE ENDINGS ETC. OF THE PENIS IS CRUEL. IT IS SEXUAL ABUSE TO BARBARICALLY TAKE A KNIFE TO THE GENITALS OF ANOYONE, LET ALONE AN INNOCENT BABY.

  72. Don't miss what you don't have says – reply to this


    472

    Being circumcised you grow up and don't miss anything because you never had it long enough to enjoy it (supposedly more sensitive etc bs). I'm glad I was. I wouldn't want the turtleneck sweater look and cleaning etc.. Woman hate penises as it is much less an uncircumcised one. I'm fine. Some guys are angry their parents did it to them not me. Works fine feels fine. Too each his own. That's my two cents bitches

  73. Don't miss what you don't have says – reply to this


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    Being circumcised you grow up and don't miss anything because you never had it long enough to enjoy it (supposedly more sensitive etc bs). I'm glad I was. I wouldn't want the turtleneck sweater look and cleaning etc.. Woman hate penises as it is much less an uncircumcised one. I'm fine. Some guys are angry their parents did it to them not me. Works fine feels fine. Too each his own. That's my two cents bitches

  74. BustyRaquel says – reply to this


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    It seems that 99% of American men are "cut".
    Somehow (as a mom to 3 boys) I just could NOT send my newborns in to have a doctor take a knife to their penis.
    They should decide for themselves if they want to be mutilated or not.
    However, when I ask them now (as young adults) if they want an appointment with the doctor to be circumsized, they act like I am CRAZY.
    (yet all their friends are circumsized)

  75. Lulu says – reply to this


    475

    that is sooo gross perez I love you

  76. jay says – reply to this


    476

    put a bag over his head and i'll suck him dry.

  77. Ben says – reply to this


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    Well hardly anyone in the UK gets circumsised these days. I think it's a bit odd unless for medical purposes. Though the chances of HIV being passed is lower with circumsision.

  78. A whole man says – reply to this


    478

    HA HA HA HA
    Now i know why so many yank men are belligerent little assholes - their mummies cut off half their little pee pees when they were babies!!

    HahaahAhA

    Wouldn't want to be a man who has NO IDEA what sex actually feels like. Sorry 'dudes', but its true.

  79. NtheRAW says – reply to this


    479

    Needs to be circumcised

  80. Steph says – reply to this


    480

    how do you get these pics? are you a stalker? you should change your site name to www.i'madouchebag.com. oh well, that's all i have to say.
    love ya bitch

  81. ashley says – reply to this


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    daaaaaamn i have seen much bigger but still that shit is very fucken sexy

  82. VICTORIA BECKHAM IS AMAZING! says – reply to this


    482

    little small.

    funny how u have some ppl saying wow thats big! n then you have some ppl saying damn thats small! …tells you who's been getting the good stuff :-D

  83. tinfoil says – reply to this


    483

    lmao its soo small:p
    i saw daniels
    i think its smaller:S
    lmaoo

  84. bubble says – reply to this


    484

    sickkkkk……penises are gross! you gotta really love somebody to actually be attracted to that.

  85. ashley says – reply to this


    485

    wow i've never heard of that show but this makes me wanna get a front row seat

  86. GISE says – reply to this


    486

    ESTA LINDO

  87. Men's ugly VS Women's ugly says – reply to this


    487

    All you women can talk all you want about our junk but in the contest between ours and yours as far that goes men win hands down. yes, ours has veins and wrinkles, dif shades, colors, swells up and spits in your eyes but…… at least we can describe ours (simple, a mushroom with variations). Womens junk looks like a bomb went off between their legs. What a mess! Thay can't even describe what is going on down there and what is what. Some even have stuff hanging out when their legs are closed. Roast beef central!. Also, men's outdoor plumbing is washable and stays clean. Womens are indoor and not washable. sorry ladies no matter how much pressure washing and scents you jam up there, the minute you close those legs and walk two feet it's a greenhouse or bread making factory again. Going downtown is like licking someone's intestines, no wonder perez is gay. So before you make your next comment women, take a look in the mirror and try and describe what you see. And also do a sniff test with your finger. If you don't pass out from seeing blood or smelling low tide you might be ok. Cocks rule whores!

  88. mlt says – reply to this


    488

    Too small.

  89. ilana says – reply to this


    489

    ew, hes not circumsized.

  90. Rye says – reply to this


    490

    The side shot looks like he's liking his co-star a little, and Americans, WHO CARES that he is uncircumcised!!! Most men outside of America are! We're the minority on this planet! Plus when a guy isn't cut, it feels better! I don't know what the American obsession is for genital mutilation.

  91. EYOO says – reply to this


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    GROOSS SHAVE BITCH!

  92. SLater Granite says – reply to this


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    Re: to lib
    That is too funny. I always thought that a womans genitalia don't quite look complete…It looks like unfinished business…..LOL

  93. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    493

    Can I get some grapes and crackers for all that dick cheese?

  94. KOEN FROM HOLLAND says – reply to this


    494

    Dunno `bout y`all, but me don`t like the looks of 99% of them. Maybe a cut clean young boy`s dick is nice to see but be honest it`s just not the best looking thing nature created,yes NATURE , for all retard middle age conservative in the reli_boxthinkers!!!. Athough it`s pretty fun having one. Thank GOD haha, I`m not a woman, but that`s another matter. Imagine earning 750.000 dollar a month like britney !. If I lived in the USA I`d become her crack dealer and get rich, who do y`all think she meets in the hotelroom at the dopecenter CHATEAU MARMONT?? there`s a guy supplying all the wannabe`s from the hill stars to rich brats. Don`t the police do something about that overthere'??.

  95. BxBitches says – reply to this


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    lovely just lovely. it does not look crooked and uncircumsized is delish

  96. BOY FROM HOLLAND says – reply to this


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    @ comment 510..OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR, you`re soo rright!!!. I know ladies, TRUTH HURTS, maybe that`s why they r so insecure and put make up on and need a mirror 50 times aday..THEY JUST KNOW. SO, KUDO`S TO THE WONDERFULL INTELLIGENT, I`M SURE; NR:510!!.

  97. LeeLee says – reply to this


    497

    Ummm…ew ! =p

  98. tin says – reply to this


    498

    I wanna see it hard.

  99. Chelsea says – reply to this


    499

    You know most british guys don't get it cut?

    None of my exs ever have been.

  100. Alexa says – reply to this


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    America has to grow up! We are the silliest, dumbest people on the planet. Go out to the library and check out male anatomy books. Not all men are created equal. And we have this judeo-whatever idea that a circumcized penis is the best. In those times, people were filthy, only bathing once a month if that. Of course they were afraid of diseases. And for your info, a flacid penis looks totally different when erect. I've seen em all.

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