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For All You Pervies

Filed under: Anglophilia > Lily Allen

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Lily Allen's little brother, Alfie, 21, whom she immortalized in song, is taking over where Daniel Radcliffe left off in Equus.

And, unlike the Harry Potter star, we've got some full frontal pics of Alfie.

CLICK HERE to check 'em out!

Not too shabby!

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683 comments to “For All You Pervies”

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  1. lil says – reply to this


    501

    Ohhhhh Alfie!

  2. Ummm says – reply to this


    502

    to each is own, BUT Why in the world would someone want a man with an uncircumsized dick?? my ex was italian with his dick like that & i use to always think it was nasty & smelly most of the time, even after a shower.. yuk……. and it's not only american's with cut penisis. i dated a guy from spain & a guy from ireland. they both had their penisis circumsized.

  3. JANiNE says – reply to this


    503

    W0W!! THAT'S SUCH AN AMAZiNG ViEW! ME LIKEy!

  4. DISCUSTING says – reply to this


    504

    Re: Jean – number 325.. that's just fuckin nasty & UNCLASSY!! i don't think i would be proud of that shit.. no wonder people think europeans are unclean…. especially compared to americans… i can totally agree on the deodorant part. i have known several europeans that stink like holy hell & don't think shit about it.

  5. anne says – reply to this


    505

    Re: #352 - You guys can't even spell says – reply to this

    ok, you know how to spell the word "circumsized" now, you need to learn how to construct a sentence!! you have the biggest run on sentence in the blog.

  6. sg says – reply to this


    506

    Is he still wearing his turtleneck??

  7. Raychelle says – reply to this


    507

    OMG.
    I didnt know Lily Allen actually had a little brother named Alfie?
    And why exactly is he naked?

  8. an says – reply to this


    508

    in the picture on the left, it looks like the picture has been photoshopped so that his head is on someone else's body because he's standing in such a weird way.

    oh, and he's ugly.

  9. laurice says – reply to this


    509

    his cock is mad small. My mans cock is much bigger.

  10. jjhh says – reply to this


    510

    im totally going to jack off to this shit ahahaha

  11. Bethie says – reply to this


    511

    At least he's bigger than Dan Radcliffe. Trust me, I actually saw Equus. All those media articles saying he was normal sized lied their asses off.

  12. Sam says – reply to this


    512

    Damn!!!

  13. dawn says – reply to this


    513

    americans are so ignorant…we are like the only country who does circumsize…get some fucking culture perez readers! besides you lose like 70% of sensation when you circumsize….imagine feeling that much more pleasure! and lily's little bro isn't too bad huh?

  14. Kate says – reply to this


    514

    Personally, I think cut cocks look better.
    I mean, according to stats, Jewish woman have the lowest amount of Overian Cancer, and this is due to the fact that thier men ARE cut.

    But I don't understand why the uncut men are reacting so defensivley?!
    This is just as bad as woman with real tits and woman with fake tits arguing.
    Each to their own, right? Who gives a fuck?

  15. Andrew says – reply to this


    515

    Darn, he's cute AND well hung. Very nice.

  16. lindsay says – reply to this


    516

    CIRCUMSISE ME PLEASE!!!!!

  17. OMG... says – reply to this


    517

    Oh dear, an uncut penis! Shocking isn't it?
    LOL! Oh and for those few ignorant fools; we have water, soap, wax and razorblades in Europe. Cutting the foreskin doesn't make a guy clean, he still has to wash the thing like everyone else.
    I don't care if it's cut or uncut, shaved or unshaved as long as it's clean.

  18. Jane says – reply to this


    518

    OH! YUMMY! What is all this stuff about uncut guys? They're sooooo much better. You can't do anything with a nasty circumcised dick. Plus, he's not American, of course he's natural! And thank God for that!

  19. coco says – reply to this


    519

    a little extra skin is G O O D !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. anne says – reply to this


    520

    whoa i know how he got the job ha ha…hey sweetie i have a job for you too

  21. axel.spears says – reply to this


    521

    woow! it's nice… very very hot… it's big

  22. Blink Blink! says – reply to this


    522

    eeeeeeew thats gross :S

  23. Samantha says – reply to this


    523

    Nice and LONG Package…. Lovin' it!

  24. nicki says – reply to this


    524

    is that a big toe in the second photo or what?

  25. bianca says – reply to this


    525

    lil ass dick!!!! GROSS…..

  26. JANE says – reply to this


    526

    I WANNA SEE HARRY NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. vix says – reply to this


    527

    i had a full frontal with daniel because luckily i got stage seating facing the audience and well very close with all the cast etc. great play however, the nudity fits in perfectly and the acting was wonderful!!! for people saying alfie (daniel too) has a small penis, ok on stage, in front of a lot of people near 1000, im not surprised he shrivels a little, id say thats normal.

  28. Nadine says – reply to this


    528

    Ewwww he's got an icky dick…uncircumcised

  29. Seth says – reply to this


    529

    I had no idea that Alfie was about her real brother lmao, that's great, you gotta love Lily! He ain't bad

  30. season says – reply to this


    530

    Guess the brits dont believe in circumsision…

  31. ewwww says – reply to this


    531

    that is discusting!!!!!!

  32. yo says – reply to this


    532

    wow. ;X

  33. Make Me Feel LIke A Natural Woman says – reply to this


    533

    I don't think it looks particularly small.
    And, as anyone who knows anything about cocks (lol) knows, you can't tell what size they will be when erect from seeing them flaccid.
    He Looks healthy, and most importantly, natural.
    I laugh at these chicks who say they 'like the look' of circumcised cock. lets face it, no one really likes the way cocks LOOK. How long do spend gazing at them?
    Un-mutilated cocks feel better inside (! YES ! ) , and are healthier for both men and women. That is what contemporary science tells us people. I'll take that over bizarre, ill informed sheep-minded superstitions and predjudices any day.

  34. jolen says – reply to this


    534

    That is sooo gross! EEEWWWW show a nice punanny once in a while..

  35. luckydisease says – reply to this


    535

    those photos will haunt my dreams forever…. *barf*

  36. kisskiss says – reply to this


    536

    Re: VICTORIA BECKHAM IS AMAZING! – little small.
    funny how u have some ppl saying wow thats big! n then you have some ppl saying damn thats small! …tells you who's been getting the good stuff

    I'm with you on that one its not like he is hung like a horse hes ok nothing to do a double take on

  37. pop says – reply to this


    537

    Re: JANE

    lol it does look like a toe

  38. Honking Beaver says – reply to this


    538

    Re: Rock my uncut meat
    LOL Too right!
    *
    *
    I have met a lot of honking beavers in my day. Girls, You may not be able to snip bits off of your own genitals, but please, at least DOUCHE yourselves every now and then.

  39. Gimme A Magnifying Glass! says – reply to this


    539

    Re: #510 - Men's ugly VS Women's ugly
    Maybe so, but women aren't controlled by their genitalia like men are.

  40. britney says – reply to this


    540

    omg!
    thats nice aha!

  41. yummy! says – reply to this


    541

    YUMMMMMY!!! MORE PLZ. =)

  42. dysonbry says – reply to this


    542

    EEEWWWW foreskin !! hope he washed it
    PS she looks so old

  43. emmily says – reply to this


    543

    kinda small.. lol;
    and uncut, ick.

  44. dum da da dum da da dum dumb says – reply to this


    544

    Do you know what?

    Being persistently, stubbornly stupid is not actually better than being right.

    Just saying.

  45. emjay says – reply to this


    545

    I'd much rather see Dan Rad's peen.

  46. holstro says – reply to this


    546

    Re: amanda – where?how?

  47. funny says – reply to this


    547

    Re: emmily
    Do you know what, 'Emmily'

    Being persistently, stubbornly stupid, is not better than being right.

    just saying

    but hey, what can one expect from someone who can't even spell their own name!
    LOL

  48. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


    548

    @ #510 - Men's ugly VS Women's ugly

    I AGREE WITH U CUZ AM A WOMAN BUT MEN DONT CARE ABOUT OUR VAGINAS…MEN LOVE AND EMBRACE A WOMAN VAGINA. ACTUALLY IVE HEARD MEN SAY THEY WANT THE SCENT OF A VAGINA ON THEIR FINGERS ALL DAY AND YEAH MEN LOVE TO SUCK THE SHIT OUT OF US WOMEN

    ITS ONLY WOMEN WHO ARE CONSCIOUS OF HOW THEY APPEAR…..U NEVER HEAR A MAN CHANGE HIS MIND WHILE IN THE ACT OF SEX BECAUSE A WOMAN'S VAGINA IS UGLY OR SMELLY…THAT HOW A VAGINA IS SUPPOSE TO BE

    I THINK U ARE GAY LIKE PEREZ…..AND PEREZ IS ONLY GAY CUZ WOMEN DIDNT LIKE HIM…HE IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIMSELF

  49. kh says – reply to this


    549

    DANMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ME LIKEY

  50. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    550

    Re: Gimme A Magnifying Glass! – No, the are controlled by greed and material things and use their genetalia to get it. So, your right…..LOL

    Regards,

  51. chloe says – reply to this


    551

    does anybody could please send us the link where we can see daniel with his "weiner" showing?! hehe! thanks!

    nice.. but he should be circumcized!

  52. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    552

    Re: FUCK OFF – I guess??? LOL Go on with your stinky fingers and pussy.

  53. sultryc says – reply to this


    553

    Is he flacid? If so, he's… above average. Or maybe he's just elongated…not erect but elongated. Hmmmmmmm?

  54. Danica says – reply to this


    554

    Wow, I can't believe some of you commenting on how gross you think it is to be uncut or how sorry you feel for the girl with small breasts. Well so what if he is uncut and she has small boobs! Uncut is natural, genital mutilation is not. Small breasts are not a problem either, but with all the boob jobs in America you people act like there is something wrong with having small breasts. Well lucky her, she doesn't have to wear a bra if she doesn't feel like it and she'll never have a sagging problem.

  55. Joaz says – reply to this


    555

    So…Just comming from a mom of two young boys….over 60% of little men ARE NOT circumsised now!!! It is not recommended and considered cosmetic surgery that you have to pay for!!!!! So get off saying uncircumsised ewww….It is how GOD made boys!!!!!

  56. meg says – reply to this


    556

    Of course he is uncircumcised. He is british. And the rest of the world except for America who hasnt been mutilated.
    Lovely penis!
    Have you heard that your dick is less sensitive and feels less sexual pleasure if your foreskin is cut?
    To cut or not to cut? How come some jewish guys are mad at their parents for cutting their foreskin?

  57. Cindy says – reply to this


    557

    for everyone who posted "eww" or "yuck" i bet your 13 or 14.

  58. edwinboo says – reply to this


    558

    Re: jessiebean – lol i wish

  59. edwinboo says – reply to this


    559

    WOW HIS SHIT LOOKS YUMMY!

  60. adri says – reply to this


    560

    wow that's something…. makes me wonder XD

  61. BJB says – reply to this


    561

    Wow I want to see this play!

  62. 4SKNFN says – reply to this


    562

    THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. heather (oregon) says – reply to this


    563

    i love english boys with their uncircumcised penises

  64. 4SKNFN says – reply to this


    564

    Re: Kristal – CIRCUMSIZE YOUR VAG BITCH! LEAVE THE DICKS ALONE.YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT ANYWAY

  65. kk says – reply to this


    565

    dang…
    lovn alfie…

  66. kathryn says – reply to this


    566

    #1 its gross that he is uncircumcized,
    #2 he's small.
    #3 ew, hes fucking bushy.
    +o(

  67. Beam Me Up, Suri says – reply to this


    567

    I love it! Peni photos are great. More, please.

  68. khristine says – reply to this


    568

    ewwwww uncut.. hehehe

  69. Ricky says – reply to this


    569

    His body looks odd because it looks a bit muscular, yet he still looks like a little chubby kid. As for his cock, it's ok for a flaccid dick, but it looks strange, kinda like a small sausage wrapped in some bacon. Get me? Like the head looks all deformed…
    Anywayz, I wanna see how it looks HARD! Id still hit that tho…cock is cock hun…

  70. Laura says – reply to this


    570

    ewww boy wee wee

  71. bob says – reply to this


    571

    Re: bubble

    Vaginas are gross.

  72. speakerphone... says – reply to this


    572

    Conver his face with a brown bag and get working with that D of his . I'm nasty .. Gonna look out for him in London . Ha !

  73. robo says – reply to this


    573

    looks like a normal average dick for a guy his height. You never really know until it's hard. handsome man though. I'd do him. Could be 5 inches, could be 8. I'm 6.5 and sometimes I'm 2 inches limp and other times 5. 2 of my exes that were much bigger than me hard and quite above average were smaller or the same as me limp. you really just never know. If it isn't freakishly small limp, it's probably in the 90% that are 5-7", and that range is neither horribly small nor excitingly large.

  74. CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


    574

    CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!
    CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!
    CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!
    CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!
    CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!
    CIRCUMCISION IS SEMI-CASTRATION!!!!!!!!!

  75. Adrian says – reply to this


    575

    He's kind of hot. Normally brits are kinda gross, but he looks GOOD.

  76. alanamb says – reply to this


    576

    good thing it's warm in the theatre

  77. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


    577

    TEE HEE!!!
    .
    .
    EVERYONE'S PENIS CRAZY!!!

    .
    .
    .
    PENIS
    .
    PENIS
    .
    PENIS

  78. Estelle says – reply to this


    578

    Natural is better in every way, form and function. Cut dicks are ugly. It's scarred, discolored, chaffed, and oddly skinny near the head like a chicken with a long, skinny neck. The penis no longer looks sexy (a big turn-off actually) and rake-like, causing women to be sore and more proned to urinary tract infections. Sexual function is significantly reduced for both men and women.

  79. funky munky says – reply to this


    579

    HELLO AMERICA, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING?? MEN COME OUT OF THE WOMB WITH A LITTLE POUCH OF SKIN THAT COMES OVER THE END OF THEIR PENIS. IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE AND IT IS DESIGNED BY NATURE TO PROTECT THE TIP.

    WOMEN HAVE HAIR AROUND THEIR PUBIC AREA. IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE AND IT IS DESIGNED BY NATURE TO PROTECT THE VAGINA. AS LONG AS YOU HAVE GOOD HYGEINE STANDARDS IT IS NOT DIRTY AND DOES NOT SMELL.

    TEETH ARE NOT WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE CREAM OR IVORY OR OFF WHITE. PEOPLES' TEETH GIVE THEM CHARACTER AND THEIR OWN DISTINCTIVE LOOK. JUST BECAUSE ALL OF HOLLYWOOD PARADES AROUND WITH IDENTICAL OVERSIZED OBVIOUSLY FAKE VENEERS DOESN'T MEAN EVERYONE WANTS THAT LOOK.

  80. rubypout says – reply to this


    580

    What is it with you damn yanks and foreskin….
    If it wasn't meant to be there it wouldn't have one in the first place
    w*nkers!!!!!!!!!!

  81. Jes says – reply to this


    581

    forget him we wanna see mr. potter naked!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
    I KNOW YOU HAVE SOME TYPE OF ACCESS TO DANIEL RADCLIFFE
    IF THEY HAD VANESSA HUDGENS NAKED I BUT THEY HAVE HARRY POTTER NAKED ON THE NET.. HEHEHE

  82. Doctor Dot says – reply to this


    582

    Beautiful man with a beautiful un-cut cock.
    That is how nature intended it to be!!

    YUMMY!!!

  83. michelle says – reply to this


    583

    that's a small dick. lol.

  84. YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


    584

    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!
    YANKS ARE SEMI-CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!

  85. Princess Orgazmia says – reply to this


    585

    Simply De…lis..ci…oso! Mama loves 'em young and hung!

  86. KK says – reply to this


    586

    anyone else notice that chicks boobs are smaller than his

  87. R says – reply to this


    587

    you do realise that most people in the uk aren't circumcised?

  88. WOW says – reply to this


    588

    CUT DICKS ARE UGLY UGH, THEY LOOK LIKE A STUB, STICKING STRAIGHT OUT, UGGGGGGGGLLYYY.
    THATS WHY MEN WITH FORESKIN ARE SO WELL HUNG, NOBODY CUT ANYTHING OFF.
    ASS FOR HYGIENE, IF A MAN IS GOING TO BE A PIG, IT WONT MATTER IF HE'S CUT OR UNCUT MY FRIENDS, THAT WIL STINK JUST LIKE YOUR PTUSSOES IF IT IS NOT TAKEN CARE OF.
    HAD GOD WANTED MEN CIRCUMCIZED THEY WOULD HAVE BENN BORN WITH NO FORESKIN, DONT YOU THINK? AN STDS WILL GET PASSED AROUND WITH OR WITHOUT SKIN. SO THERE GOES MEICAL THEORY ABOUT CIRCUMSICION.

  89. WOW says – reply to this


    589

    Re: R – ACTUALLY, LATIN AMERICANS, EUROPEANS AND JUST ABOUT MORE THAN HALF THE WORLD DOES NOT MUTILATE THIR MEN. THIS USED TO BE A JEWISH PRACTICE FOR RELIGIOUS PURPOSES AND THEN SOME IDIOTIC AMERICAN DOCTOR SAID IT WAS GOOD FOR HYGIENE. I GUESS THEY FIGURED AMERICAN MOMS AND DADS WOULD BE TOO LAZY TO CLEAN THEIR SONS DICKS AND SHOW THEM HOW TO CLEAN IT, THERFORE, LETS CUT HALF THAT CHILDS DICK OFF. UGH!!!!

  90. WOW says – reply to this


    590

    Re: R – ACTUALLY, LATIN AMERICANS, EUROPEANS AND JUST ABOUT MORE THAN HALF THE WORLD DOES NOT MUTILATE THIR MEN. THIS USED TO BE A JEWISH PRACTICE FOR RELIGIOUS PURPOSES AND THEN SOME IDIOTIC AMERICAN DOCTOR SAID IT WAS GOOD FOR HYGIENE. I GUESS THEY FIGURED AMERICAN MOMS AND DADS WOULD BE TOO LAZY TO CLEAN THEIR SONS DICKS AND SHOW THEM HOW TO CLEAN IT, THERFORE, LETS CUT HALF THAT CHILDS DICK OFF. UGH!!!!

  91. emm says – reply to this


    591

    I wonder id he is a grower or a show..er… lol

  92. Courters says – reply to this


    592

    DANG!! i'd tap that!!!!

  93. MamaLuvsPerez says – reply to this


    593

    Mama like! What a sweet pic!

  94. Slater Granite says – reply to this


    594

    Daniel's has way more girth to it and he manscapes also….

  95. Jenniferjayne says – reply to this


    595

    Juicy!

  96. Will Envy says – reply to this


    596

    Eww he needs to shave!! yes the over amount of skin is nasty but when its hard its cute I bet you!!!

  97. Lizzie says – reply to this


    597

    Now THAT is a cradle I wouldn't mind robbing!

  98. Good Witch says – reply to this


    598

    Daniel Radcliffe took the cake on this one.

    Thank GOD he is 18 now or I would feel like super creepy.

    WORK IT DANIEL!

    Oh…who is that boy??? Meh.

  99. Big, thick one says – reply to this


    599

    Cut, uncut…who cares? As long as it's big and delicious. I bet this dude is at least 8 inches when it's hard. I'd totally do him.

  100. Jenny says – reply to this


    600

    Ohhh my god… its so fuckin' hot… i wanna eat this!!

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