The New Golden Balls
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David Beckham, who?????
Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.
The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.
How much will Crissie be getting paid????
$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.
That's enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Is Ronnie related to Santos and Pasqual? hehe…..I love those guys…
I'm gonna go with no. Way to pretty for a man. I say he can be gay all the way. Perez I freely give him to you.
Oh, he's real purdeeee! Mmmmmmmmm
yes perez, lotz of hoes for him.
SEXYYYYYY
ooof.. the things i would do to thim =]
THANKS PEREZ FOR SHOWING ADDING PORTUGUESE PRIDE ON HERE. RONALDO IS WAY MORE HOTTER THEN DAVID BECKHAM I HOPE ONE DAY HE PLAYS FOR A US SOCCER TEAM.
MANCHESTER UNITED RULES ! ALL OTHER SOCCER TEAMS SUCK !
soccers a fukin gay sport. a buncha scrawny fags kicking a ball around. and ronaldo is 2 skinny u can see his ribs, NOT HOT!
so much for the big plan for him to make soccer catch on in north america. anyone who lives here could have predicted what a failure that would be. soccer is a pussy sport and will never catch on here, the only people who give a crap about it are the immigrant euro trash. they waisted all that money on this douche and now he's just going home having accomplished nothing. ask people in the US what they think of david beckham, and they will say "who?"… which is exactly how it should be everywhere. they also tried to make his wife a star here with here lame reality show and nobody watched, or cared.
Let him hump all the bitches he can!… why not?!.. he pleases the crowds you like his football and he fills up the stadiums… GO CR7 !
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he's pretty
Ok , Im Am Sorry To Say Buy NO ONE And I Mean NOONE Can Replace The Beautiful DAVID BECKHAM. Ew Who Is The " Ronaldo"Charater Anyway!
UGH!
damn…. I wish I was a hooker.
I want him to drop his sweaty balls into my mouth.
Oh look at me I'm Ronaldo and I'm great..ok ok..i give up yes you are great. Sheesh.
holy fuckin' hotness!!
he's not bad looking either.
LS…..Who cares if Ronnie's hot or not?. He's the best player in the world right now and one of the all time greats, that's the point. He is awesomely brilliant.
Portuguese is not a nationality. Portuguese is a language spoken by Brazillians.
he is or never will be as hot as david beckham. and at least beckham doesnt fall everytime he gets the ball taken away
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom……yummy
Re: Tia –
Tia you're stupid. Brasil people speak brazileno which is a Portuguese criolle language. I'ts archaic 15th century Portuguese mixed with African languages. You're an ignorant slut who knows everything about NOTHING.
Tia's stupid heheheheheh…I agree with you this bitch is fucking twisted. Who the fuck would say something like that but a retarded twerp like Tia. She's the troll who posts all the dumb posts on every single Perez blog. If she died these posts would be litter free. Die Tia.
Perez must not be getting any ass if he thinks this guy is hot.
He's so HOT !!!
I WAS WONDERING WHERE THIS HOTTIE WAS. TROUBLE IS HE'S WEARING TOO MANY CLOTHES. REMEMBER THAT ONE WITH HIM IN HIS UNDERWEAR ALL WET FROM THE POOL? GO TO ARCHIVES. HOT HOT HOT…WET HOT…TEE HEE
Re: Twiggi – Make sure to wear a condom!
the language that is speaking in Brasil is portuguese not Brasileno your dam ass. The portuguese from portugual is a lit bit diferent but not much
Re: Janette –
Jannette ….Ronnie's the best player in the world ..that's who he is. And who are you? Nobody…hehehehehehe
Ronaldo is in NO WAY the new Beckham! What a ridiculous claim LOL!! Beckham is paid more and he's a better player.
USE "JUMP TO…SEARCH" AND GO TO "NOT ANOTHER BRITNEY POST" TO CHECK OUT HIS HOT ASS AND THIGHS IF YOU MISSED THIS ONE….DAMN! I'M GAY…TEE HEE
Re: cris –
Chris…you're stupid..I know a brasil girl and she told me that herself. She's also part african and italian and indian. Portuguese people speak the real Portuguese. Braszil people speak Criollo language like the Mexicans speak a funny kinda Spanish.
Get Real! John Terry got almost 100 million for a 5 year deal with Chelsea and he's WAY HOTTER that Ronaldo! And he's England's captain just like Beckham….point being…Ronaldo sucks.
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Lord have mercy, he's beautiful. It's really too bad he's addicted to whores.
Okay okay. He is a twat. He may play for an English team now but he will always be the little seventeen year old asshole that tried to take out Wayne Rooney in the Euro. I'm all for England, send this bastard home to Spain. And 88 Million? Really???? No one's time is worth that much.
whoops, I mean portugal - i wrote Spain and sent it before I thought. My bad.
overrated. and that's a disgusting amount of money that could do so much for so many.
You have no idea about soccer Perez!
How can you compare Ronaldo with Spyboy??!!!!
Beckham is over, to soccer at least, since he went to play in Hollywood because he wasn't a good player in Europe anymore .
Beckham is just a celebrity now.
Isn't he Brazilian??
omg he is smexy!
brazilians speak portuguese as well. they just speak it with a different accent, slang, and some vocab then native portuguese speakers from portugal.
it's comparitive to mexicans and spanish people from spain.
i speak portuguese (from portugal - the azores actually) and have brazilian friends and can understand them perfectly.
RONALDO is hot by the way. much better than becks.
holy christ he is effin hawt!!!!!!
he's a dog, so's beckham
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i think i'll stick with checking out football players.
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real football
he's a dog, so's beckham
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i think i'll stick with checking out football players.
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real football
Re: Jen –
YOUR REALLY CLASSY.
he's hot!
never like david thou..
MADEIRA!!!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!! Do you know how much a teacher with a MASTERS DEGREE MAKES a year? Do you know how many people are starving and living with disease or how the average person can't afford health insurance?????Do you know what 88 million let alone brad pit’s, Angelina’s, beckham’s and other celeb's "salaries" could do for our economy or even half the world???? Overpaid is a UNDER STATEMENT? Fuck the writers strike……we need to strike!!! YOu people need to get real
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!! Do you know how much a teacher with a MASTERS DEGREE MAKES a year? Do you know how many people are starving and living with disease or how the average person can't afford health insurance?????Do you know what 88 million let alone brad pit’s, Angelina’s, beckham’s and other celeb's "salaries" could do for our economy or even half the world???? Overpaid is a UNDER STATEMENT? Fuck the writers strike……we need to strike!!! YOu people need to get real
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!! Do you know how much a teacher with a MASTERS DEGREE MAKES a year? Do you know how many people are starving and living with disease or how the average person can't afford health insurance?????Do you know what 88 million let alone brad pit’s, Angelina’s, beckham’s and other celeb's "salaries" could do for our economy or even half the world???? Overpaid is a UNDER STATEMENT? Fuck the writers strike……we need to strike!!! YOu people need to get real
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!! Do you know how much a teacher with a MASTERS DEGREE MAKES a year? Do you know how many people are starving and living with disease or how the average person can't afford health insurance?????Do you know what 88 million let alone brad pit’s, Angelina’s, beckham’s and other celeb's "salaries" could do for our economy or even half the world???? Overpaid is a UNDER STATEMENT? Fuck the writers strike……we need to strike!!! YOu people need to get real
wow do me in the bum
¡OYE PAPITO CHULITO! NO TEINES QUE PAGARME
FYI… He likes blonde females with tattoos….
Re: hollywood – Hollywood, Could you be more of a whiney bitch?
oh my god he is so fucking hott!!!!!!!!! Yummy damn he deserves it for being so caliente, delicioso!!!!!! Beckham who????
Re: hollywood – yeah….why such a whiney bitch?
very old news; it happened months ago
Re: Chris is stupid – I SAY TO Y'ALL… WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT THEY SPEAK? NOBODY.
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haha 88 million?!?! im put to put my face where ur heart is perez
this guy needs to go crawl into some corner and die. him and becks. This guy is an alleged rapist and david is nuts. the world needs to find a new footballer to fancy. preferably one with decent looks and decent playing skills.
Ronaldo is brutally hot!!!! And a awesome soccer player, if you haven't seen him play, catch a Man U game. Stay fabulous Perez!!! Mwah!
I am seriousley over-joyed! The only time I get to watch him is when he plays… so bring as many years on as y'all want! If you guys actually appreciate the sport, watch most games, and ignore when he pretends to get hurt, you will actually see an amazing futbollerr! He's hott, and seriousley amazing at soccer. People should open their eyes and minds and be in awe of his talents (& face!)
omg ,smok'n hooooooooooooooooot ,i would suck every part of him
fuk'n sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yamyyyyyyyyyyyy
Wow, when Brit is away…perez aint got nothin!!!
Re: perezeatspoop –
Beckham got a contract for a potential 250 million through endorsements, dumb-ass! Plus, that came towards the end of his career. Cristiano is making 88 million salary and he's only 22…..
damn!! hez sexxii
he's the best player ever, trouly amazing talented hott men he is
luv u cris
I hate Ronaldo! He's a wanker! The best actor football has ever seen!
He plays on the left, He plays on the right, Our boy ronaldo made you look shite
sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
now shes says she is done with " singing "
and is a fashion designer!
who wants to wear her designs ?
but neither was bechkam but he fixed them,
as for posh,
who knows, she never shows them .
united rule
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First!!!! Perez Rocks
Why aren't you posting my comments????
Perez is a fag, but he's cool as shit
Soccer sucks. Give me real football–NFL, baby!
I LOVE THIS GUYYY ! amazing player. his having such a good season.
wooo ronaldo ! and his still so young. his only going to get better as he gets older i reckon lol.
Johan Santana is getting paid some $150 MILLION for the next 6 years…
Don't try to talk about sports when all you know is stupid shit about trendy, gay type men.
nice mullet
MORE MONEY TO SPEND ON ME AND OUR BABY THAT WE ARE GONNA MAKE! HAHAHA!!!
i know everyone is going to say how cliche ronaldo is with beckhams number and all and how his ball skills are only temporary. but im here to say ronaldo is one of the most influential and skilled players in the EPL. i dont care about his sex life…more power to him….if he can perform on the pitch then im happpy.
y hay una colombiana que se llamara mariana wright que le gustara mucha!!!!!
Holla!!!
Cristiano has been one of the premier footballers this season, if not the best in the EPL this season! He totally deserves the contract–he's worth every penny. He's not even at peak performance yet!
Props for staying with the club that made you–and not bailing like Becks. Brilliant kid. It also doesn't hurt that he's fucking gorgeous!
Oh Perez you are so funny!!!! Just admit it, you are in love with Christiano Ronaldo. I don't know why. The hookers just don't do it for me.
Anyone know where Madeira island is? That's where Ronnie's from. I was there last summer with my family. The place is unbelievably beautiful..And there are a lot of hot guys way better looking than Ronnie btw.
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Portugese Men are soooooooooo HOT!!!!
Spend money on hookers and get a sexual disease. Oh yes!
Spend money on hookers and get a sexual disease. Oh yes!
88 million OVER 6 six years, not every year.
ITs true.. Portguese are so Beautiful.
How do u explain the hot looks of Jesse Metcalfe his part portugese
Their really WELL HUHG TOO.
He is way hotted than Beckham I love this guy he is so hot. Beckham is ugly compare to this sexy stud.
U GOTTA be kidding me…! This young kids have NOTHING inside their heads…! David Becham is a MAN..! and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HOTER, HOTER, HOTER, HOTER….!!!!
I'll do David ANYTIME…! This Ronaldo or whatever his name is makes me want to THROW UP….!!!!
David Beckham is a fuck STUD…..!! GO DAVID..!
I'M SERIOUS…..GO TO ARCHVES…"JUMP TO" AND CLICK ON "NOT ANOTHER BRITNEY POST" AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE SWEETEST ASS AND THIGHS…YUM YUM
Don't you have to be at least good looking to become the next Beckham? What's with the little pig/rat tail? And his facial structure looks like the Knome named Norm. Gross!
LOOKS LIKE THE GNOME NAMED GNORM