The New Golden Balls
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David Beckham, who?????
Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.
The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.
How much will Crissie be getting paid????
$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.
That's enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm
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LOOKS LIKE THE GNOME NAMED GNORM
LOOKS LIKE THE GNOME NAMED GNORM
Crissie? Come on, Perez, stop making everyone a fag.
no…he's nothing like beckham.beckham is 'more' in every way than him.
beckham is way hotter, but ronaldo is WAAAAAY better
Re: Ur a fat twat perez –
Oh man! We don't know all the pig English slang you cunts use. I'm crying my eyes out! 300+million speak American English 65-80 million speak British English. We win fuck face. Get on board or shut the fuck up, bitch.
Back OT, fuck Cristiano Dive-aldo. Lionel Messi is THE MAN!!!! Barcelona mes que un club!
No he hasn't. Its being talked about but is way off being signed or even formally offered.
i can have cristiano's babies ANYTIME!
Where have you been? The rest of the world has known this for AGES!
Where have you been? The rest of the world has known this for AGES!
ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME YO!
ive been waiting for his big time to shine since his rookie days
Football players are so overcompensated. Of course the work is still more demanding than, oh, let's say actors and whatnots…
I'LL SAY! Hott! Portugese men are the hottest on the planet, seriously and all hung!
Lay off peeps!!! This man is mine…and yes he has a bigger dick!! Lucky me, I know.
most hated guy in football
Hard to compare a man over 30 with a boy in his early 20s, dont you think? About football, Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in the world right now, he's better now than Beckham ever was, fact! Go Cristiano, MAKE US PROUD!
beckham = sexier !
not even close!
I LOVE HIM. I Want to marry him.
Haha, sånn er det med den saken.
I like Beckham better… Ronaldo is NOT that hot, and he's not a rolemodel for small kids either.
Mario why must you force other into your molds ?
Cristiano Ronaldo is Cristiano Ronaldo and David Beckham is David Beckham !
Its twats like you that make clebs od on botox and such !
He has stubby fingers….gross. I wouldn't want those stubs on my body…turnoff.
The New Beckham?
Ridiculous…Ronaldo is 5 times the player Beckham ever was. Ronaldo is halfway through his 5th season at United and is already far better…Ronaldo as already scored more goals in his young career then Beckham did in his Man United career as a whole, and Ronald cause havoc all over the pitch and can actually run and dribble past defenders.
Beckham was a one trick pony…always was…though it was a good trick mind you…but talentwise? Please…Beckham is nowhere near Ronaldo.
He does outdo Ronaldo in terms of being an attention-whore though.
portugal e # 1!!!!! us melhores!!!!
I HATE THAT DUMBASS!!!!
HE'S THE WORLDS BIGGEST CHEAT!
HE'S A HORRIBLE PLAYER
&
besides there can only be 1 goldenballs
david beckahm
He aint signed it yet but he would be a fool not to. A hot fool but still a fool.
Man U need to make sure that he will stay because apparently after two years, as long as you give back the rest of your wages you can leave and go to a new club!
Hed be on £140,000 A WEEK! Shocking.
He deserves it for being just so god damn sexy though.
Ronaldo is the hostest guy on earth.
He has been blessed in many ways, he has the soccer skills and the looks.
Ideal Package!!!!
Perez keep on posting him up.
Hottie #1
He is not for Americaaa!!!!!!!!
RONALDO IS WAY HOTTER THAN BECKHAM. BECKHAM IS A TIRED WHORING CLOTHES HORSE.
He's WAY hotter then Beckham and can actaully play soccer. What a super star. Beckahm cheats on his wife so don't tell me he's a real man. Real men don't cheat.
When Ronaldo settles down he will be true to her.
He's from MADEIRA ISLAND by the way.
He has not signed a contract extension, any one who lives in the UK knows 'the news of the world' dont always tell the truth. He is still on the best paid deal at united earning £120 000 per week a deal he only signed in April. This has only come out because of joke Alex Ferguson made about paying him more if he keeps scoring so many goals. But one thing for sure BECKHAM IS THE PAST AND RONALDO IS THE FUTURE and unlike Beckham he wont quite top level football to go USA and compete in a rubbish league when he still has a few years a head of him.
@ Tia's Stupid.
Actualy she's not totaly wrong, 1 of all Portuguese is a nationality (who's born in the county of Portugal is Portuguese) and also a language, spoken in Portugal itself, Brazil and some African countries as well. Brasileno is not the language here in Brazil and as far i'm concern such a thing does not exist. Our language is portuguese, and there's no other.
and just a ps. you americans need to get your facts right, you all should either pay more attention to geography and history of the world classes or just get a life and learn more about the world. Seriously its getting ugly some people in america can even locate america itself in the map.
thats a disgusting amount of money! a million would of been alot but 88 million?? think of the many people that could be helped with 88 million.. footballers are a bunch of overpaid drama queen pussies.
TO KATHERINE # 223
You mentioned that Ronaldo wasn't a good role model???
Beckham cheats on his wife. Give me a break.
Ronaldo is single so until such time that he fully commits to someone he is no different to other single blokes. What is the problem here?
He does charity work too and isn't after the publicity like Beckham and his skanky wife.
Ronaldo is better than Beckham ever was.
And totally agree that Portuguese boys are the hottest in the world.
there are lots of rumours at the moment in the UK that Cristiano Ronaldo is a kiddie fid*ler…
Re: Proud Portuguesa –
sorry portugues guys are so not hot! i should no the island i live on is ova run by them! They all sleezy think there hot but not and rank!
He got no shit on David Beckham hes a real man not some arrogant little shit like ronaldo!
Come on Perez…he's cute but he's growing a mullet…for 88 mill…get a good stylist..he's NO Beckham!!!
Re: ggbean – OMG he is the hottest u cant say he has a massive overbite, how u ever met him??? nope didnt think so, i bet ur american bitch!
PORTUGAL \O/
HE IS SO UGLY.. he looks gay to me… Beckham (as queer as he may sound) looks way better!!
Oh and Perez you dumbass Beckham got paid $250 MILLiION for 5 yrs.. that's 50 MIL/YEAR, and Ronaldo gets LESS THAN 15 yrs… GET YOUR FCUKEN CALCULATOR OUT DUM-DUM!
SO TO SUM IT UP, HE BARELY GETS 1/4 OF WHAT BECKHAM IS GETTING!!
This guy looks hot and handsome. Both I and my parnter from pluscupid.com have great fantacy for football games. Hope to watch his excellent performance.
Except he's a cheating swine who doesn't respect the game of football and just wings it whenever he can get away with it. I'd be happier if he wasn't one of the richest cheating assholes in the world.
noooooo
Ranaldo is FAR from the highest earning English Footbal palyer (thought he he pretty hot ohhh mamma)
Why not put some pics up of our freaking sexy English Rugby Players (Rugby is like American Football only with out all that pussy prectective kit) Even better what about the WELSH players JESUS they are sooo sexy propper men! mmm Gavin Henson he is the MAN! sadly now shacking up with Songstress Charlotte Church..crzy bitches.
Turn the $$$ into £££ and it's really not that much in terms of top players Beckham is still earning the big bucks and he's past it he sure as hell aint worth the money. The England squad dont need or want him he's now our history. Same as that skanky cow he married money grabbing whore.
Becks cancelled a childrens charity gig in a fucking big sulk just because the new England manager didnt involve him in the new team line up. What a cunt letting all them kids down for his own selfish sulky fucking self. Fuck Becks America is welcome to him fucking pay back for sending over Maddona.
srsly, have you ever seen Fernando Torres? he is muuch hotter than Ronaldo. take a look at him
Re: Maggie –
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the best of all time
England loves Ronnie. Who cares what happened in the world cup? England football without Ronnie would be boring.
Who gives a crap about David Beckham …he's a skinny little twat who's been a has-been for ages. The dude's old and tired. C Ronaldo is the new generation of great. There's no stopping him. 27 goals in 27 games. Unbelievable free kicks, hat tricks etc, he's got it all.
christiano is gorgeous.
portuguese men are gorgeous.
but damn, those portuguese women
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU JUST LIKE HIS LOOKS! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE SPORT! LMFAO! HOW SHALLOW ARE YOU? DO YOU KNOW HE IS THE BIGGEST DIVER IN THE GAME AND GIVES IT A BAD NAME? YEAH!
Re: Sexy Becks –
Sexy Becks..you better lay off. My boyfriend is Portuguese-Azorean and he's GORGEOUS! and he's got two brothers who are just as gorgeous. But even more importantly they're nice guys with no affectations like the guidos in my Italian neighborhood who go around trying to impress people with their jewelry and chest hair.
Not just hookers and Nair but also tons of gel for his head!
OMG!! David Beckham never did shit for me, but wow this guy is the f*****g s**t yall! I'd be soo easy for him! Send him to hawaii-I'll give him a- anyways, lets just say it involves hula, a bikini and his lap. Mmm sweet! K bye ”)
Re: Hahahahah –
Obviously you guys are both fucking stupid!!!!!! I had an exchange student from Brazil come and spend a year at my school. She was Brazilian and spoke PORTUGUESE! I will say it again Portuguese is NOT a nationality its a fucking language! oh & nice try but I have NEVER posted on this blog! Have a nice day! =]
I DONT KNOW WAT THE HELL U PEOPLE SEE IN HIM.
YES, I ADMIT HE HAS A GREAT BOD BUT HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A "MISSING LINK"!
HE HAS A PUSY AURA….
Thanks Perez for putting posts of Cristiano on I'm a big fan he's so SEXY david beckham don't compare in looks or talent
what the fuck? beckham is fucking shit anyways. i know, he used to play for manchester united which ronaldo does now. i live in manchester, england. been to every match, hes gay and cant even kick a ball. i've met both of them
ronaldo is by far the better one. hello best footballer on earth? yeah,basically.
he didn't get player of the year for nothing. god.
i spotted ronaldo at a enrique iglesias concer no-one knew he was there before i turned around and started screaming c(:
lol
ahhhhh Cristiano…….england hates him…for the incident at the WM 2006…..ah hahahahahaha.
Still, he looks good..that portugese sunnyboy!
Re: Tia – girlfriend-think what people whose origin is actually Portugual would say. Portuguese is a nationality. They also happen to speak it in Brazil, baby.
I don't want to sound rude or anything. But you seem to have missed on something much much bigger than this…Ronaldo….Haven't you heard of kaka? I'm talking about real brazilian hottness here…And KAKA won the 'ballon d'or' against Ronaldo. Who's the biggest soccer player now? KAKAAAAAAAAAAAA!
he´s more than hot. he´s brazilian…
i'm so glad perez is taking more interest in CR. I love love love love him!!! Please, more news on CR!!!!!!
not bad for a guy who stomped on wayne rooneys balls during world cup and then winked to a ref….this guys is a fucking wanker. I hate him. He looks like a simpson with that crazy overbite…and he could NEVER EVER be compared to david beckham who has been at the bottom of his game for years…
Something tells me that once Paris Hilton is through muff diving that she will be all over this dude like flies on shit……
The new Beckham, minus the talent.
Re: Tia –
You wish!!! Parvalhona, mortos de fome, terceiro mundo. Humpff
Re: Tia –
To Tia:
GO TO CLASSES, and leave the drugs!
Re: madamada –
Madamada..stop trying to claim C ronaldo as your own. Everyone knows he's European Portuguese and that he's the #1 player in the world. The #2 player in the world is also of Portuguese heritage but he was born in Brazil and his name is Ricardo Leite aka Kaka. So now that you'be been put in your place shut your stupid trap.
Re: julius –
The New and Improved Beckham. Basically Beckham but with talent.
Hi I'm Tia and i love to fuck…I'm such a whore nobody in my neighborhood will talk to me except for the horny old guys at the senior center. I haven't gotten laid in a couple of hours so as you can imagine i"m going out of my mind. I love C. Ronaldo but he's way too rich, talented and famous to ever look at me so I guess i will either try to seduce my horny german sheperd or head over to the senior center to try and satisfy my horny cravings and make a few bucks while I'm at it. Those seniors don't need all the social security moner anyhow lol…see ya lata guys…horny Tia here.
Re: shirley q liquor –
I lurvs you Shirl! How's Betty?
I saw Ronaldo on the beach in Ibiza. He is fucking hot.
He's gorgeous, and extremely talented–what's not to like?
Sure he's single, parties, and sleeps around.
But what single guy (with lots of money!) hasn't done that??
By soccer standards, Beckham is getting OLD. And he does nothing … he's just a celebrity whore, just like his mummified skank of a wife.
And for those who said that soccer isn't a "real sport", go shove a pole up your ass. I'm guessing you said that because you're a fucking die-hard American football fan.
If anything, football's the pussy sport.
What's the point of playing a sport if you're all fucking padded up and in a damn helmet?? Sounds stupid to me!
Re: christy –
Christy..get over it allready. He only did what anyone with a little bit of loyalty to his team would do. Roonie was in the wrong not C Ronaldo. What the fuck is your problem you cunt. England has forgiven him anyway and you should feel luck he's playing for your country and not against it right now. You bitch.
If you don't like his stubby fingers then you probably have a pencil dick. Or maybe your boyfriend does.
Re: Gen –
Gen please stop with the swearing…there's no need to talk about feces on here. Wash your mouth with soap right now.
Re: lolla –
Lolla don't be stupid soccer is an American sport as well. It may not be as pop as baseball right now but it's gaining popularity all the time.
To all the English twats who still resent him for the world cup incident. You guys are a bunch of ugly -toothed twats who couldn't play soccer if your life depended on it.
If I were him I'd sign with a real team like Madrid Real. That's in the country of
Spain..you know the country where you English twats are moving too en masse? Not to mention Southern Portugal where you twats are also moving to en masse? You know ..places where they actually have dentists and where people brush their teeth. Now suck on it twats.
Re: torres –
Torres who?
Re: torres –
Torres who?
He does have a caveman look to him but he's very attractive.
Re: Gen –
Gen you're wrong there's no Brazillian hotness only hungry and starving people living on the sides of moutains in cardboard boxes called favelas. Check into it. There's even a story about it in a major newspaper today. C Ronaldo is the real thing. The best player in the world. No one is disputing that.
yummy!
Re: Rudy –
isnt it sad that these sick fucks in the government are more concerned with what obama used to do years and years ago as a college student than the fact that we are in a global crisis day in and day out?!
woohoo good for him. worldsoccerconnection should be his next stop. he should go on there and help others get opportunities like himself. such a competitive market for soccer out there. anyway glad that soccer is being recognized globally for the awesome sport that it is, but like i said, www.worldsoccerconnection.net is the place to be for soccer stuff.
ooh he is so sexy and hot:D;**
He is fugly. Period.
Re: At least he has nice teeth –
Do you realise that you have mentioned the word 'twat' over 4 times in your abusive rant? Find something more original to call us!! If you are an American, I can say that from my many travels in the USA, from Vermont to Florida, to Utah, that there are plenty of Americans who cannot afford good dental care because of the corrupt, money-grabbing health care industry. This industry cares only about profiting from other people's ailments, and as a result have far worse-quality teeth that us British people! For the record, I hate football (soccer to Americans) and personally, I could care less what fans hate which team. Get a grip.
Err.. Portuguese IS a nationality (see country of Portugal)!
He is so NOT the new Beckham!
He's a cheating butthead!!!
Total complete and utter CUNT!
P.s you have like 0 fans in England right now cos of this…
I used to not like him in the past cuz i thought he was too cocky but there's no denying he's great.
Do you need glasses Perez ?Maybe hes your type of man but do not speak for the rest of the world . I think he looks like your everyday person.
he deserves em all.hes an amazing footballer hesn ot just gorgeous this man got skills.
Re: melinda –
Melinda do you actually think that people don't know Portuguese is a nationality? The person who made that comment is obviously demented but don't give encourage her by responding to it.
Re: Tia – UMMMM.. There is a country called PORTUGAL!!
You would be surprised….
Re: melinda –
I'm not American you twat limey bitch. I'm half Spaniard (Galician) and half Portuguese (raised partly in London) and I know what I'm talking about. You limeys are stinking up our coastal areas with your bad odour and bad teeth. A milliion of you have moved to Spain and about half that number to the Algarve in Portugal. What does that tell ya?