The New Golden Balls
Filed under: Anglophilia > Zportz > Cristiano Ronaldo
David Beckham, who?????
Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.
The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.
How much will Crissie be getting paid????
$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.
That's enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Re: BEAUTIFUL GIRL –
So what's wrong with him looking gay you backwards ignorant slutty ho? I'm gay and proud of it.
He'z totally hot! wu carez!!!
Re: Tia – you are still very stupid!!! There is a country called PORTUGAL… the people that come from that country are PORTUGESE… look it up dumb ass!!!
Is he Jewish? He looks kinda Jewish.
Not he's not Jewish. Jews aren't sexy.
perez you're a little late w/that info. he was fine during the world cup in '06. where you been?
He aint gay he's always in the news about what filth he's getting up to he's a dirty fooker!!!. AND SO WHAT if he was gay who's business is that of any one elses. And what does "gay" look like you silly cunt…..How can you look gay
Re: DUMBER –
Dumber, You're wrong there is no country called Portugal, haven't you heard it was swept out to see along with Spain, yeah the whole Iberian peninsula was cut off from Europe and swept out to sea..it was in a book by Portuguese Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago called the Stone Raft. Do some reading will you? I guess you're not called Dumber for nothing though eh?
Re: melinda – you're kind of stupid too. obviously this guy is not american. he has too much passion for "football". no american cares that much about that lame sport…. on top of that he is talking about portugal & spain & his hatred for brits moving there. which, i have heard that before myself from the spanish people when i was there. they don't like that shit.
Hey guys these two posters Tia and Dumber are one and the same. I know her she's psycho and trolls around the whole Perez site to try and cause trouble. Dont' respond to her.
perez get familiar w/thierry henri while you're at it.
My mouth is open for you Ron..I'm on my knees at your service.
I'm just glad you don't have that slutty ho Kardoshian on here again . I hate that bitch and the rest of her race.
Fucking great to see C Ronaldo on here. I'm in awe of this guy.
There's no one better. kaka comes a close second but that's it.
Thanks Perez for featuring soccer greats like Ronnie, hopefully the exposure will make Americans finally wake up to the greatness that is soccer. It's the #1 sport in the world with the exception of the US. What's wrong with this picture? Are we better than the rest of the world? Give me a break. Americans have to first learn a little geography and then get in step with the rest of the word by jumping on the soccer bandwagon. Join the party already. Geez..
Re: England loves Ronnie – what the fuck are you talking about??
Re: Tia and Dumber – i am not that bitch tia!!! get it straight.
I bet Real Madrid would pay him double that amount. Why stay in shitty England when they all but hung him out to try after 2006? I'll tell you one thing, this dude's the bravest most courageous guy ever. To not only go back to england after the world cup and face angry ugly mother fucking limies and not only play well but but play amazingly well is a testament to his greatness. Talk about pressure and facing hatred head on with a smile on your face. He's the greates of all time.
I agree with you Port. Soccer fanatic. Americans are arrogant and stubborn when it comes to soccer. But who need's em? Fuck'em.
HOTSTUFF! ;P andand, yippee!
Umm… no there is NO replacement for David Beckham's sexy ass
He is very very very attractive.YUmm
Cris is cute…sorry but much, much hotter than Becks who is starting to look gay with all his posing.
Perez, he's perfect for you!!
I would lick his taint 4 sure.
He is nowhere near as hot as Becks - and he has poofy little girly tantrums.
He's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much hotter and better looking than Beckham, always has been.
David Beckham is much better
and hotter
david is the best
sexy cuz he is from portugal!! = D
Re: At least he has nice teeth –
Try again. Your insults are lame, ill-inspired and you are the product of a chav upbringing. Secondly, as I have stated elsewhere on this site I am of Barbadian heritage even though I was born and brought up in England. I am NOT of an Anglo background, you imbecile. So the people of which you speak who 'infest Spain/Portugal', as you put it are NOT those who look like me, so your insults just go right over my head. I could care less about your problems in your countries, after all it's your own stupid collective faults that you allow the very worst types of English people into your countries to treat you all like shit and crap on you all in the tourist industry! What are YOU doing about this problem? The main reason these countries do not do much about it is because of the huge amount of money made off of tourism! I know well what goes on in god-awful, bargain resorts like the Costa Del Sol and I can honestly say I will never ever go to southern Spain - too much British TRASH.
ill become a hooker for him…
He is so NOT the new Beckham, Perez!
He looks gay and Beckham does not.
Both earn oodles of millions, so I'm going with the straight guy since that's what I like to fuck.
OH OH I want it, I want to give it to HIM, HE know that, it's right here for HIM
I want to, see HIM break it down..LOL
That is the crapiest picture I have ever seen of him. Step it up Perez!!!!!!!!!!! He is way hotter then he looks there
I WANT TO LICK HIS SWEET YUMMY THIGHS! TEE HEE
Re: i want his golden balls on me –
i know he is way hotter then the pic. blam it on perez,$_$ ouch…
WHY WON'T THIS POST MY FUCKING COMMENT!?!?!?!?!?
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I'M TRYING TO WRITE ABOUT HOW MUCH I CRAVE THIS MAN'S THIGHS! I'M TRYING TO PISS OFF THE BIBLE FREAKS!! LOOK HIM UP IN "JUST UNDIES"
my sex fantasy
Re: Vegas Dave – I'm not brit..I'm PORTUGUESE like CRISTIANO RONALDO and what is earning for SOCCER (that's just the most FAMOUS SPORT around the world! Only you american stupid denial it..Like american football or basebal are famous around the world!WAKE UP! The rest of the world and u are 1/3 of it don't give a sh** for baseball or american football! JERK!) and PUBLICITY makes u american sick..because it's not one of yours…EUROPE RULES! PORTUGAL SEMPRE PRESENTE!
Re: BEAUTIFUL GIRL – ARE YOU BLONDE? When Cris turns 30 he will gain 10 times more than Becks earn right now!
Cris is just starting and he's already this HUGE FANTASTIC Player…only people who don't know nothing about soccer says he's NOT! Besides That…Becks vs Cris ot Portugal vs England who WON???
So freaking HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is a God, he is the most important person, ever walk om this erth.
he will be a Leagend, just wait, he will be more famus than David ever will be!!!!
he's a cocky arrrogant slime ball that pays prostitutes for sex - as if he couldn't get it for free from the many girls that apparently fancy him for some strange reason.
Re: soccerisgay – YOU STUPID DUMB ASS AMERICAN IDIOT!Before u say anything about EUROPE, go to school and learn geography, history and culture…or better go to YOUTUBE and watch american people talking about basic things…USA PEOPLE ARE A JOKE IN EUROPE!u don't know anything about your own country! WAKE UP! AMERICA = Ignorant people = stupidity! U don't even know how to identify USA in the world map AHAHA
ANd about the immigrants, U R AN ASSHOLE, u don't know nothing about HISTORY!Who discover USA??Euro trash AHAH
And who helped to built your country? Immigrants! U r a XENOPHOBE! I'm not immigrant..but we, EUROPEAN PEOPLE, are NOT that ARROGANT as u are! Why?cause we've BRAINS and we use them!
Don't u dare to talke sh** about EURO…Don't u forget,that all this terrorism is only ONE COUNTRY FAULT! UNITED STATES OF AMERiCA!!U JERKS!Come on ur President is AN IDIOT!U people teached the terrorists how to fly a plane!u've sold military guns to Bin Laden!!!And we are TRASH???
WAKE UP!and see the damage your STUPID country made to the rest of the world!OHHH so SMART!!About Soccer…IT'S JUST THE MOST FAMOUS SPORT IN THE WORLD!!! Who gives a sh** about american football or baseball??? Only u JERKS!
WAKE UP TO THE WORLD! USA it's not the world…IRAN has more power than u!
Maybe u should know from where u come from..maybe ur family were immigrants!
FORÇA PORTUGAL!CRISTIANO RONALDO, NELLY FURTADO!
Cristiano Ronmaldo is better than David !
Portugal rock, right?!
By the way to the stupid people who don't know that PORTUGUESE is a NATIONALITY! BRAZILIAN is not a language …it doesn't even exist…HOW STUPID AMERICAN ARE! What do u learn in School???GET REAL and U think U are the best!!! AHAHAHAH
THE jOKE IS YOU! idiots!!!
Go CRIS…Mostra o k vales!!! PORTUGAL!!
Re: England loves Ronnie –
What???? Are u serious??? U ARE SO STUPID! Iberian Peninsula it's compose by 2 (TWO) countries PORTUGAL AND SPAIN!!!
PORTUGAL doesn't belong to Spain! NEVER !!! Saramago says that's something it wuld might happen..but he's dreaming!!! WE, PORTUGUESE, DON't WANT THAT!!
PORTUGAL IS A COUNTRY! DUHHHH
YoU MIGHT SEEN IT AT THE WORLD CUP..PORTUGAL vs ENGLAND!!!
HOW STUPID COMMENT!!! GO TO SCHOOL OR INTERNET OR SEARCH::BEFORE U WRITE STUPID THINGS!! DUMB ASS!!!
PORTUGAL!!!!!!
Re: Portugal! –
u dont no noting. I proud to be brasiilian and speak BRAZILIAN. I part Italian, Africano and a little bit indian. So U stupid. Go to scool or check intarnet.
Yes he is the MOST IMPORTANT PERSON TO EVER WALK THE EARTH..hahaha
Ok he may not be the most important person that ever lived but neither is Jesus who never existed. At least Ronnie is real and is the best soccer player out there
Hahaha I was just kidding about the whole Europe hates Americans thing. It was a joke, only a joke heehee. My English is a little better than that I was trying to be funny. Actually most Europeans love Americans, they just hate Bush.
Re: PORTUGAL A COUNTRY! –
hahahah really? Portuguese is really a country?. Well that's great cuz I was born there. I'm glad I was born in a real country and not a fake one or one that belongs to SPAIN!! heaven forbid. These post are cracking me up. Especially when they pretend to be Portuguese people writing in bad English.
Re: Xana –
Sorry, meant to say Portugal Rocks!
Re: melinda –
Well I'm glad for you. What's your point?
Sexy Caveman type. I like him.
If he wasn't so good looking would he be featured on this site? Probably not.
Why are these idiots saying he looks gay? How does he look gay? The last time i checked gay people didn't look like straight soccer players.
Why are these friggin idiots saying he looks gay? How does he look gay? The last time i checked gay people didn't look like straight soccer players.
Did he really try and rape someone? And she refused?
My boo… He's sooooo HOT!!!
yaaahtzeee! what a piece!
He really is the new superstar. Jordan and then Beckham, and now it's his spotlight. More people need to recognize soccer/futebal superstars. Yes, we Portuguese people are hot too!
Ok he's kinda cute but gorgeous? I don' think so, and I'm Portuguese.
he is fucking HOTTTTTTT!!!!!
WTTF!! RONALDO IS SURPOSE TO BE IN THE PORTUGAL TEAMM!!!
ARGG!!
NOOO!!
He was my portuguese star…
I LOVE RONALDOO!!!
Now.. I'm speechless!!!
PRETTY DAMM HOT!!!!!!!!!
He Is The Sex
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Iv Met Him N Hes Soooooooooooooooooooo Nice In Person
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SEE THIS IS ONE OF THE REASON I LOVE SOCCER RONALDO HAS BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE Y DID IT TAKE FOREVER FOR PPL TO NOTICE?? NOT ONLY IS HE GOOD LOOKING BUT HES A GREAT PLAYER BETTER THAN THE BECKHAM HES AN OLD SOCCER PLAYER RONALDO IS FRESH HAHA
Perez loves Ronaldo, Perez loves Ronaldo, Perez loves Ronaldo.
Perez loves Ronaldo twice, Perez loves Ronaldo three times, Perez loves Ronaldo four times.
Peres sucks off Ronaldo.
Perez bends over for Ronaldo.
Perez takes it in the ass from Ronaldo.
Perez licks Ronaldo's armpits.
Perez is gay for Ronaldo
Perez drinks Ronaldo's pee.
Perez has gay sex with Ronaldo's poster.
Perez smells Ronaldo's dirty socks and underwear.
Perez would eat Ronaldo's poo.
Perez dreams of Ronaldo's big cock up his ass.
Perez would have sex with Ronaldo's corpse.
Perez would have a sex change to marry Ronaldo.
Perez go out with me please. How about a threesome with Ronaldo? I"m hotttttt.
He looks like my cousin.
ronaldo doesn't compare to cesc fabregas
Way better than Becks ever was. Becks is a has-been.
Come play for Ireland.
I met him once in Lisbon at the club Lux. Nice guy.
that's all i got to say.
I'm an American who loves soccer.
There's no way Ronaldo pays for hookers. If he does he's a little on the kinky side but hey who is'nt> Imagine the tip though. 88 mil gives you a lotta tip money.
Re: arsene wenger –
Fabreeze who?
Re: arsene wenger –
Who the hell is Cec Fabragas and who cares?
Any hooker who gets paid for fucking him is one luck bitch that's all i got to say.
any hooker who gets paid to fuck him is one lucky bitch. Most chicks would pay him.
Any hooker who gets paid for fucking him is one lucky bitch that's all i got to say.
Beckham is overrated…the man isnt a good overall player. He may have a good shot but that is about it! Ronaldo has real skill and he is worth way more than any stupid English opportunist who sells out faster than a hooker for drugs.
Plus…he is soooo much hotter!
Re: Brazuca good – Ahahahahah
Apanhaste muito sol na cabeça! no Brasil fala-se PORTUGUES! FOMOS NóS PORTUGUESES QUE DESCOBRIMOS O BRASIL!!! DUHHHHHHHHHH
We THE portuguese have discover Brazil Stupid ! AHAHAHHA so IGNORANT!!! A language brazilian…ahahah that's a common error..puffff U r a JOKE
K anedota,…
Re: European and Proud –
U must be a frustrated person! BESTA