So Awesomely Awesome Bad!!!
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived!
Click here to watch the Spencer Pratt-directed video for Heidi Montag's debut single, Higher.
The plot goes something like this: Watch Heidi frolick on the beach. Look at Heidi in her bikini. Uhmmm, that's it!
Posted: February 4, 2008 at 11:55 am
Is she serious or is that a joke? That's absolutely terrible. If she didn't dump Spencer for all the other stuff he did to her, she should dump him now for ruining any chance of a career she ever had. I mean, her voice is bad enough, but with that video…ugh.
WTF IS THAT!!!??? IM SORRY BUT IF THEY SELL ANY ALBUMS THEN AMERICANS ARE STUPID
That was the worst. What did she keep doing with her hands. The angle it was shot at made them look huge.
that was horrible! what a bunch of cheap asses!! i thought this spencer character was rich. perez, you should've done a reaction video for this shit!
Shitiest video I've ever seen, horrible song, who cares about this bitch she can't even sing her voice is so annoying i couldn't go through watching the whole video it's HORRIBLE.
that really makes me want to kill myself… right now
i think my iq dropped about 4 points from watching that.
what' up with her hands?
oh my god that was HORRIBLE!!!
her hands are ginormous!!!
i didn't think it was possible for anyone to sing worse than britney, but i think she just took the cake.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my….that was embarassing….. I hope to god she finds something REAL to do in her life because if she thinks she's gonna be a pop star, she's in for RUDE awakening
LMFAO!!! Thanks for posting this shit. I needed my laugh for the day!
im so bored…guak! keep trying whore
Wow! Does She Suck!!!
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WTF? I didnt even know she was an "artist". Wow… what a hot mess, And I usually like the bitch!?! I wish she would have saved a little bit of money from fixing her shit up and invested in a real director and a wardrobe change or two.
Finally, a talent has shown up to put those talentless ho's Aretha Franklin, Dinah Washington, Mariah, Celine , Whitney etc in their place. I particularly liked hearing her range on the 'higher' ad lib bits in the middle. Is it too late for this years Grammys?
MANtag is such an attention whore, this is exactly what she wants, ppl talking about her, evebn if its 100% negative. The video and song are laughable and pathetic! She needs to go away, and so does her loser bf!!!
Is she serious? It is soooo AMAZING how people with ABSOLUTLY NO TALENT get famous! I can take a shit in less than 5 seconds! Can i Have a music career now??? PATHETIC - Shes not even that cute.
Alright, this video reminds me of two things. Firstly, it reminds me of the first 2 minutes of a porno. You know the ones where the production value just barely exceeds "The Blair Witch Project" and they try a really lame montage of some big breasted girl posing sexily in some weird location. This time it just happens to be the beach.
Secondly… It reminds me of one of the music videos they used to make for "Saved By The Bell." Like when Lisa, and Kelly and Jesse would all be doing fitness workouts in an exercise room. Alternating between black and white. Cheesy lyrics, awful voices, and some douchbag with blonde hair filming the entire thing.
The video was worse than the song. Sheesh.
The only thing that annoys me than her singing, ugly face, and Spencer's filming, is the fact that she uses her hands too much. Geez… overly using your hands is annoying. Stop making music.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats really bad.
worst thing I have ever seen!!!
I can't stop laughing. Heidi - you are a loser, Spencer made you that way. Get a clue and shut up.
Re: MARIE – I was thinking the same thing… wtf are up with the gangsta hands.
What the ell is wrong with her arms and head angles??? AWKWARD!!!! Boring camera shots too. put some clothes on!
OMG! That was seriously retarded! They both need to die!
its like a car crash… its HORRIBLE but you cant stop watching…
omg. that is so bad, I couldnt last 30 seconds. …my eyes…MY EYES
Wow, that was just so BAD. I couldn't even watch the whole thing it was so embarrassing. I can't decide which was worse, the song or the video. Heidi definitely needs to fire Spencer (then choose a new career).
HEIDI you dumb bitch!!! this isnt cute whats so ever!!!in fact its down right humiliating ad degrading… u look like a fucking joke…
also if a spencer and i "loved you" id put u in ur fucking place and tell you that you fucking suck, and ask you to STOP embaressing yourself and publicly apolagize for releasing this hideously shiteous video!!
Hey Heidi, Thanks for the laughs Man Hands!!!
bad video.
bad song.
bad people.
no talent.
HAHHAHAH omgg is this a jokeee
woww this is so ridiculously horrible
hahaha omgg all i cand o is laughhh
heidi you suckk
wow this is pretty shitastic…she should just get it over no pose for playboy and bow down from whatever it is she does gracefully and get the hell off tv
What. A. Disaster.
LOL!!!!!!! Is this a joke?!
That has to be the shittiest song/video ever!!
Yes I have to agree with everyone on here, that was pretty F***** BAD!! They could of at least improvised a little bit somewhere in there. Maybe she was on a tight budget to cover the cost of the video but geeze that was really repetative and dry. You have to wonder if Spencer didn't do that on purpose so that her shit did suck! They are not together anymore and I am sure that he would not think twice about making a shiteous video for her cuz why would he want her to do really well??? That just isn't the name of the game or how it goes. He would probably rather see her crash and burn and that she will after this, theres no frigen way this will amount to anything!!!!!!!
def. not a natural.
Heidi= LOSER
spencer= LOSER'S BITCH
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OH MY GOD! Was that a joke?! What were they thinking? If I were Heidi I
would dump Spencer over this! It wasn't even B-grade, it was more like Z-grade! It looked like something I threw up- and didn't sound much better! It's one of those things you think of randomly throughout the day and just spontaneously burst into laughter! If there was anyone left on Team Heidi, this is a strong reason to abandon ship. Seriously Heidi, dump the loser!
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My ears are bleeding. I gouged out my own eyeballs before it was 45 seconds in. Lord, Heidi…the pop star road is not for you.
i'm not much of a hater… but that song is terrible and the video is even WORSE ohhhh man, why can't i make millions off of NOTHING!?
Honest to Pete. She is a serious joke. That was like a bad home movie. I think I'm traumatized. Those new boobs did come in handy for her and her new video or she may have looked like a gangly 12 year old.
I couldn't even watch the whole thing…in fear of getting nauseous
seriously…my 2 year old cousin could have made a better music video. Maybe my cousin should go on a "reality" show and then make a music video.
Very very very badly filmed
She sucks and WTF is wrong with her hands??? She needs 5 more years of practice. What a bore.
I want to know who lied to this girl and told her she can sing? And who lied to Pratt and told him he can direct? WOW, i went through 50 secs of this horrible torture and couldnt put my self through more pain….
Note to Heidi: don't lie to yourself. stick to acting like a dumb airhead that you are…. you have no talent, live with it!
Probably the same home video camera used to shoot this that will shoot the sex tape soon to follow…worst thing I have ever seen and heard. Ever. I had to stop it about 30 seconds in for fear of death.
this is soo fucking horrible i couldnt even watch the whole thing. shit i couldnt even watch half.
poor dumb little heidi
that was worse then 2 girls one cup. did spencer direct that video too, cuz he obviously likes shit
omg, this is a joke.
PLEASE tell me this is not foreal?
What an awful attempt.
omg, this is terrible, it looks sooooo unprofessional!!
It looks like a video that was made by a group of teens or sumthing!!
Why did she let spencer make this video? She probably knows its awful..
I cant believe this is.. like a serious video!
Can't she afford something better?
what's up with the hand thing?? she uses the same gestures for every line of that cheezy song…
Oh sweet Jesus. About halfway in, I couldn't even stand to watch it anymore. The sound of her voice is grinding. I'd rather listen to my dog throw up.
She should have gone to a better boob doctor.
MY EYES AND EARS ARE BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING!!!!!! that was god-awful.
OMG. It looks like a home video filed on a handycam. This has to be the "fake" video that they can deny, and then release a real video.
Re: sarah – who fucking cares. stop bitching. if you dont wanna support his page then stop fucking looking at then. idiot.
more like:
Watch Heidi frolick on the beach. Insert earplugs. Look at Heidi in her bikini. Damn earplugs not blocking all sound. Mute computer. Then notice bored with lame video. Shut it all down….
OMG! I couldn't watch the whole thing. I was embarrassed FOR HER! That was AWFUL! The video, the singing, the song….EVERYTHING! I wonder if she viewed it and honestly said, oh that's great? The worst.
That was 3 min of my life i will never get back…but its like a car reck…you cant help but watch!
piece of crap an yes spencer is the one filming her u can check out behind the scenes on youtube
Wow… I haven't seen a pile of shit that big since Rosie O'Donnell got the trots!
that poor desperate girl must have the lowest self-esteem in showbiz
omg she has man hands!!
OMG That was fucking hilarious! What a loser! Her voice sounded like shit and the song sucked a big ol donkey DICK. Her boobs are so fake. That video is trash. Couldn't the director have her roll around in the sand at least in different areas of the beach? They must have had only one hour to film.
oh my god. this is sooooo pathetic how could she even do this to herself. wow. i feel like slitting my wrist after watching this.
and i thought britney's vma performance and music videos were bad.
Wow…even with the horrific over-filtering put on her voice she sounds like shit. THAT's REALLY sad. I mean - they manage to make Ashlee Simpson and Paris Hilton sound good, but not even the wonders of technology could help Heidi. LOL.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Paris Hilton is a better singer than her. That's when you know you should quit.
Did Spencer REALLY think this was a good idea? NO ONE is going to buy into this shit.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WHAT A HUNK OF JUNK!!!! JUST WHAT iI THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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that was the worst video i've ever seen. i couldn't watch more than a minute it was pointless.
wow.
she's not very good at lipsyncing is she?
LAME
LAME
LAME
She makes Colorado girls look bad.
this looks like something i would make as a joke…i can't believe she's serious
She's soooo bad! she reminds me of Jessica Simpson when she sings - — bad!!
I'm embarrassed for her. She and Spencer have no idea what a joke they are.
Are you kidding me she looks like a wanna be porn star. not to mention that she cant fucking sing and her dumbass boyfriend is the one who directed it no wonder it sucks.
why does this look like a home made video shot on vhs!
This video reminds me of my 1st grade talent show audition I did to the song Vacation by the Go Go's back in 1985. I sat on a beach towel on the stage and horribly lip synced the lyrics for the whole 3 minutes. I sucked and didn't make it into the actual talent show…I guess I'm not the only one with out talent.
Painful. There isn't a single decent thing about this? Does she have a record deal even or is this just her and Spencer? If she does, the industry deserves to crumble in front of us all.
thats 3 mins and 29 sec of my life that I will never gt back.
THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO BAD BAD BAD, Who does she think she is, This is total CRAP if you ask me. But hey it goes along with her whole career
Holy Fuck…this video is horrible!! She cant sing, and she looks like an idiot flailing her arms around in the video…
I guess their budget was $5 for this video! Did anyone see in Maxim when she said she was going to be a huge star and she wanted to be in the busines to be the next huge thing…not to have one song. LOL
Her new tits look awesome though!!!!
this isnt the real video right, the song is terrible enough but this video is just for the two of them like for kicks right?
NO RYTHM or SEXUALITY — What So Ever!!!
lmao, ahh wow, who does she think she is?
SHES TERRIBLE!
Not to mention she can't sing.
She needs to get over herself.
THIS is the biggest piece of SHIT i have EVER seen. I like how she did the SAME movement with her hands in every scene, and when she tried to "dance" she was out of beat! HOLY HELL, i thought it would be bad but i had NO idea how RETARDED this song and even more awful the video was! I would rather eat a pile of steaming shit than sit through that again. Then again, my facial expression during the video was like that was already happening. GROSSSSS.
That is really bad and funny.
holy crap…this idiot sucks balls. and this is what happens when reality stars try to become famous with no talent. lol. i can't wait the day when shes not heard of ever again..her and her tool of a boyfriend.
LMFAO what a stupid ass. 1) Heidi can't sing. 2) Even the fake singing voice sounds shitty. 3) Heidi is ugly as fuck and has no other way of getting attention besides taking her clothes off like a hooker.
Keep the home-made tapes between you and Spencer honey, we don't want to see this shit.
THAT WAS AWFUL.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh barffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
the saddest thing of all is that she thinks its great. Pooor girl.
hilarious! and worse than i thought..
ONE WORD: AWKWARD!!!!
it sounds like porn music… and the video is like a really bad porno
This….Must be a joke video…right?
If not, then EEK…