So Awesomely Awesome Bad!!!
Filed under: Spencer Pratt > Heidi Montag
The moment we've all been waiting for has arrived!
Click here to watch the Spencer Pratt-directed video for Heidi Montag's debut single, Higher.
The plot goes something like this: Watch Heidi frolick on the beach. Look at Heidi in her bikini. Uhmmm, that's it!
Posted: February 4, 2008 at 11:55 am
I just vomited a little…
First the song sucks, the video is worse than the song. She shouldnt sing or try to perform in a video and Spencer should stick to what he is good at…..trying to hook up with other girls while he thinks Heidi is out of town….dumbass
There are no words…….except for that someone needs to teach her what to do with those man hands when she sings….its so distracting, however, that could be a good thing because since I was preoccupied with how stupid her hand gestures were I forgot to pay attention to how bad her voice is!
Is this a joke? What the fuck does she keep doing with her hands? And who has a music video thats literally all in the exact same few feet of space? This blows BAD
hahahahahahaha!!! running through the birds at the beginning….haha so bad
holy crap. this is hilarious!!! she is so bad. she can't honestly think she can make it.
UM….WOW. IS THAT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE????
dont know if this shit is worse than britneys gimme more… anyway
thats what happens when you shoot a video with no budget at all.
but even with no budget you could be creative. even i coulda directed it better
wow. that's really bad.
These aren't jazz fingers, THESE are jazz fingers…girl needs to learn how to dance and move her hands. Watch now her and Spencer will go out saying it was leaked and its not the final copy like they did with 2 of her songs, just stick to being annoying reality stars…thats all your good at!!
Re: sarah –
So what?
The song is good in a 1999-style way
SUCKS SO HARD I CANT TAKE IT
THIS WAS AWFUL!!! I only got through the first 30 seconds and had to turn it off. The singing was awful, the "video" was BORING…
THIS WAS AWFUL!!! I only got through the first 30 seconds and had to turn it off. The singing was awful, the "video" was BORING…
wtf. I had to stop it.
I'm so embarrassed FOR HER.
What is up with her man hands??
Absolutely horrible. What deranged retard told her she could sing?
omg. sooooooooo freaking bad!!
What a fucking spaz! What's with the hand movement? And that mouth!
holy crap this is horrible.
Not the best vid i've seen…. it looks it was taped by a celphone camera.. Lol..
had to go yell at the dogs, they started howling at her annoying screech.
Absolutely Horrid. She has a Jay Leno Chino, Bad extensions, she's pigeon-toed and can't sing for shit. The only thing going for her right now are her fake boobs. She needs to lose her loser boyfriend,too. It looks like a bad home movie. Poor thing.
I am embarrassed for her.
You think who cares when you read about them and then you watch the video and you think WHO CARES?
SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This reminds me of a kareoke video clip.
sorry to say this but Paris Hilton vid was better than this crap
No good.
I kept thinking- how bad could it possibly be, Perez is just over reacting again! Nope, I was wrong…this video is sooooooooo horrible! I filmed a video like this when I was 9 with my parents video camera at the beach!
What a terrible video… no words to describe
For some real fun, just watch it with no sound!
I say that she is not doing anything and this gets zero stars.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA score for Team Lauren…shit even Team Audrina!!!
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!
she better not release this crap in england!!!!!!
however maybe the horrible video is to try and take our attention away from the horrible horrible singing?
just URGH.
is she serious with this. it almost looks like she's mocking herself.
I've never posted anything before on perezhilton, but after seeing this horrible video I felt compelled. That sucked!led.
wow, someone is trying a bit too hard….
OMG, I think they use a bigger budget on their home made pornos then they did for this video! Shiteious!
Not only is it a bad video, but she can't sing very well. Ugh.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST WATCHED 15 SECONDS OF THAT SHIT. THAT IS 15 SECONDS OF MY LIFE THAT I CAN NEVER GET BACK AND NOW I AM SCARED!!!! TAKE THAT SHIT OFF THE SITE, DON'T TORTURE PEOPLE..:)
I've never posted anything before on perezhilton, but after seeing this horrible video I felt compelled. That sucked!
this bitch has man hands from hell ! look at them ! aaaahahahaha !!
this made "stars are blind" look like citizen kane.
new form of torture for the US military to utilize. so, so , so painful.
HAHAHA.. "Am I Dreamy?" Wow… Not only is the video horrendous, she is disgusting and she CANNOT sing!
OOOMMMGGGGGG…WOOOOWWWWW..DIE
lmao, what a joke
Re: sarah –
Yeah you fucking dumbshit YOU are still coming here and contributing to his income so thanks for the tutorial moron!
OMG, is this for real? I don't know what's worse - the video, Heidi's hand gestures, the song, or her singing.
are you kidding me? what the hell is this shit? first of all its not even her singing. its just computer generated sound trying to fix her horrible voice and second of all, why would anyone make a video like this. at least if your going to roll around on the beach pretending to sing some stupid song, make it shocking and somewahat entertaining by doing it naked haha. this is one stupid video and if america actually starts listening to this then we're doomed.
OMG She has the BIGGEST MAN HANDS EVER!! Breast implants or hand implants!? Shes stupid.
it looks like she's on SNL making fun of music videos or something,and when she's running from the ways in the beginning w/ that face expression looks totally SNL-lmao!!!!!
wow… she frickin sucks major ones. she looks hot but why are her arms and hands so awkward?? the song sucks and spencers directing and editing blows also. end of story.
WTF???
that was horrible
Wait what is that I hear???? Oh must be Lauren and Audrina laughing. That was the sorriest excuse of a video. I think my 9th grade video with my friends was better than that. So the score must now be LC-9 Spedi-0
Oh. My. God.
That was just….bad. My eyes are burning and my ears are bleeding, why why why?? Should be a crime putting out shit like that.
Fucking STUPID!!!
omg how many times does she freaking put her hands in the air in this video? she is retarded and cannot sing I dont not even know why she tries
it's called Higher because it can't get any lower.
that was bad. wicked bad.
Did anyone else skip through it several times? I thought, 'surely she'll do something else, surely the song will get better.' No, it sucked, really sucked. The song, the video, the girl. She grosses me out for some reason. And her voice is ver similar to that of a mouse.
ok, still giggling but the "Jazz Hands" are fabulous! This is horrid!
WOW - that is so much worse then I had even expected! I would say that will down as one of the worst videos ever - hum I can't really even think of a nice word to say about any of it, the video sucks, the song is painful…yeah well at least she has fake boobs!
What's worse - the song or the video?!?! How long till she's on Surreal Life…..
as bad as the song
This can not be what she really is going to put out? My home vids are better than this. I thought it was a porn for a min. God what has "music" come to?
her hands are freaky
That was so horrible…they would have been better off making a sex tape…atleast someone might actually be interested in that. Heidi's body looks amazing…but she needs to shut her mouth, for sure. It's sad that they couldn't even make her voice sound good digitally. She needs to just stick to being a retarded skank on The Hills.
wow, that's really bad…
crap..
crap..
she repeated the same 5 words thro the whole song..
crap..
She needs to win an award for Most Jazz Hands In A Video.
God. Awful.
Damn Heidi, that's horrible! Just take off your clothes for Playboy and be quiet!
omg seriously IM EMBARRESSED FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!
shes is so freakin akward in this, she has no clue what to do with her hands, there was a video of her singing at her birthday and she did the same retarded hand movements the wholeee time… She sucks, her voice sucks, and her song sucks.
Really what is up with her hands…As one person previously notes 1. They are "freakishy huge" reminiscent of Deuce Bigalow 2. she keeps making this italian -like gestyures with them over and over…a final thought…3. Perhaps her hand are there to distract us from her lack of singing ability…
I couldn't watch me than 30 seconds of this CRAP. I can't believe that people would waste their money and there time making such a disaster. I would rather watch chris crocker lip sync "piece of me" thank watch 1 more second of of this shit.
why would u want to embarass yourself like that in front of the world… That was horribly cheesy, she is in the running for worst video that is for sure… right up there with britney
A bit Jessica Simpson, no?
It this a fucking Joke????? No seriously? What the Fuck?
WOW.. umm.. wow.. I couldnt sit through the whole thing that was HORRIBLE.. it had potential to be a good video if they would have gone with an actual director and if she didnt spread her fingers out like a dayum fool. She looks mentally retarded.
looks like amature porn..
Sweet god. Want to know what is ridiculous, she looks just as embarrassed to be in this video, as I felt watching her make of fool out of herself.
YUCK
She makes me feel icky
Okay. I officially want to commit suicide now. What a right shitty song and video.
It wouldn't be a bad song if someone else was singing it!!!
that was the single worst video i have ever seen.
is whoever made this being serious???
that is the worst piece of shit song and video I've ever seen… it's like a bad Jessica Simpson!!!! I didn't think anyone could go that low.
Why does anyone give them even a moment of screen or print time, I will never know. Give them some time in the NYC scene and see if they come out alive…
Tell me why she feels the need to constantly do the "whole world" stretch? Feel her boobs? "Run" her fingers through her rats nest, I mean, hair? This is why Spinhead Pratt will not be accepting any MTV video awards; this isn't even good enough for the Razzies!!!!!
That was so bad!! I think she should not quit her day job!
OMG. Terrible. Terrible. Terrible.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
its like paris hilton's video,except shes prettier than heidi and paris is not even that pretty!-lol
My god, I was so embarrased for her, I couldn't finish watching the video. The forced smile, the overboard attempt to be sexy, the dumb-ass hand movements that she repeats over and over and over…
Yeah, that was pretty damn horrible to say the least. I can't believe she hasn't figured out by now just how friggin stupid she makes herself look.
that was awful! her singing sucks. her video sucks. she sucks. spencer sucks. she and he just made themselves (as if they weren't before) into complete jokes. she's far better as a fake secretary at her fake job on her fake show.
That was disturbing.
Ok we get it. You've got a great body, but absolutely no talent. Your song and video sucks.
PIG VOMIT- this was so flippen awful, they should be ashamed