Nicely Manscaped
Filed under: John Mayer
We love his "sense of humour."
John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.
Really hot!
Right????
Posted: February 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
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Nicely ManscapedFiled under: John Mayer
We love his "sense of humour." John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend. Really hot! Right???? Posted: February 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
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hot, but not by much…he gets better with age tho, fuller body
love it
Yarg.
it looks kind of photoshopped :S
My boyfriend wore the same thing for Halloween!
yay
I love John Mayer… he's so funny and a great guitarist too. I'm sorry that I didn't get to go on this cruise… I'll bet it was a blast!!!!
hmmmmm
This is a FAKE!!!!
Hell yeah…I'd jump all over that!!!
Hej! Tobbe i Köping är bäst!
OH MY!!!
Totally Do-able.
I just can't get past his "O Face" when he sings…
But i do dig a man that has a sense of humor!!
I am so in love with that man.
Everything he does is fantastic…
John Mayer is so cool…he can be a comedian and a musician …all at once LOL
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Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom……YUMMY!
Re: Plop – Plop, he can play guitar, and he's a young guy yet. He could be one of the best, but he seems obsessed with this kind of goofy crap. I know why it is, it's because everyone laughs at everything he says, so he becomes convinced he is funny. Same thing happens to lots of celebs. It's a shame, because he could have some real longevity but is turning himself into a joke.
That's FUNNY!
there should be law demanding that men should be fully clothed at most times. if they are on a beach or a cruise ship they must wear the longest possible beach shorts that are made. mens bodies are not beautiful. womens bodies are beautiful and i'm sure there are a lot of gay men, like you perez, that would agree that women look better half-naked and/or fully naked than men. when i opened your website and saw that picture i almost lost my brunch. NO MORE PICTURES LIKE THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Heart John Mayer! I love this man in all his glory…:)
he's hot even in a banana hammock, love his sense of humor too and that he isn't too stuck up to laugh at himself. =)
HAHA NASTY. NOT REALLY PACKIN THAT MUCH.
I'll give him one thing, he sure has the "balls" to go out there in that swimsuit. Har har.
i dont like it, its too girly, if a man is going to wear something like that, they all need to experience the pleasures and pains of hot waxing.
i dont get john mayer at all…
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
I wish I was on that cruise!
borat wore it better.
this is not very nice
lol hott;PP
Gross!
Wow he is so creepy.
NOT BAD! He would have looked better in a normal short.. but not realyyy bad .. actually.. offcourse it looks bad. it's awful!! what where you thinking little Johnyy??
I thought that he would fill it out better.
Maybe he's a grower and not a shower.
God, how I love him. That right there would've been worth the price of admission!
WHEN HE WAS DATING JESSICA HE SEEM ANGRY ABOUT ALL THE ATTENTION THAT SHE BROUGHT..DIDN'T HE EVEN ACCUSED HER DAD OF TIPPING OFF THE PAPARAZZI??? NOW HE SEEM LIKE HE LOVES THE ATTENTION.
ummmm please tell me he tapped his stuff down cuz otherwise i would not be advertising his lack of … well … balls
I'm smiling.
blatantly photoshopped!
OMG! Not a big fan of his music, but he is pretty funny, good sense of humor……but come on the Borat sling………….YIKES!
NA-ASTY. EWWW…..
Goddamn him, I used to actually have some respect for this guy. He looks like a complete wanker. Note to self, John: Borat is not big or clever and apparently, neither are you. Oops!
He's still really hot….he's such a funny guy, of course he would wear that as a joke
Yipes!!!!
That man has no shame…not one ounce.
Re: louielengua – FUCKING BREEDER
i think he's hilarious
genius!
He looks like he's caught in a neon slingshot…
adorable. i wish i was on that cruise.
As if he had any room to get uglier. This is HORRENDOUS. His dick looks small and this is just fucking GROSS.
You can almost see his…..Wawaweewa!
You have to have BALLS to do that! Ha!
It looks painfull!!!
That ain't right.
hung like a hamster
I think he just lost 1/2 of his female fan base. Douche factor has gone up for sure. Reminds me of the electrified homo on American Gladiators last night.
WAIT UP! IS that 4 real? I think it's photoshopped. If it's real - I love it - sexxy - and love the package, Johnny Boy.
But John playing the guitar shirtless on yesterday's new was too HOTTTT.
I see he much more than a faux intellectual. Much more.
He looks fucking hot! Gorgeous body!
Um…..no. Definitely no.
Love his sense of humor?
He tries waaaaaaaaaaaaay to hard to be clever and funny.
Borat mastered this joke already.
John makes Carrot Top look funny.
Sad really…
I have lost all respect for him. He is a freak.
his package is pretty tiny looking
Sense of humor? Isn't the very essence of what he's doing a direct duplication of Borat? Not very original.
Borat did it better.
And to think Jessica Simpson used to suck on that pouch! Can I get a yuckkkkeee?!
he looks small
and like he used to be really hair and he has to keep shaving that sucker down
GROSS
kind of stupid, actually
I didn't realize how skinny he is - kinda a turn off
Is he reading the Power Girls article?
Also- We need a butt shot, not just a front shot.
LOVE it!!!! SO hot perez
Just stop. His body is RIDIC hot. I can't even handle it right now.
omg! i'm blind!
oh my god, he's delicious! yum-mee
he certainly does like himself a lot, doesn't he? at first i thought he was a quiet, sensitive musician, but stunts like this, and his postings on his blog lead me to believe he's just as superficial and full of himself as any other person in the industry. nice pics though…i'd hit it.
That is too funny! Haha to the paparazzi stalkers! And he's reading a tabloid too! The guy has a sense of humour! Like it!
that appears to be a child standing next to him with the camera. that poor kid doesnt stand a chance at being straight…
John has a descent package. Is he on a cruise with his boyfriend.
This is too fabulous. I think he was doing a photo spread for the February pull-out calendar in PlayGirl. If you ever feel nevouse kids, just picture the person you are nervous about in this ensemble; you'll feel a special clossness in no time. The new office part ice breaker. FUN! I really think he needs a pink fun-fur version.
He's gross, ugh!!
oh my
AHHHHH. I LOVE JOHN MAYER!!
This just reinforces it.
Again, EW! Disgusting, disgusting, disgusting.
yup John Mayer truly is the SEXISET man alive
MY GOD,THIS IS JUST PLAIN DISTURBING! BUT FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHHAHA KEEP IT COMING,JOHN..MAYBE NEXT TIME,U CAN PULL OFF A BRITNEY VAGINA! WHICH IM SURE U HAVE ONE!HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
omg, wow.. lmao.. he has got guts, that's for sure!
why he wants to do this if he ain't a comediant like sasha?
desperate act to caught the attention, media whore.
christian able would never do this, and he is by far more talented and and more attractive than this cunt!
this is just sooooooo wrong.
Dude, no. That's just fucking filthy. If it wasn't for ol' Smeagol in the back of that Jack Nicholson pic a week or 2 ago, this would officially be the most horrifying thing I've seen this year. Congrats, John Mayer. You made me throw up in my mouth a little.
haha i love that he's "reading" an us weekly..
If it would of been Britney that would of done something so stupid …. everybody would of called her a whore but not him, he's just so funny right !
GAY GAY GAY! OMG how much gayer can he be? Mario I'm sure you can get that one! He is as gross as you are!
I think he has lost his mind and needs to go to the psyche ward with Britney….look at him …he's posing for that guy …is he gay now or what?…the dude is getting stranger and stranger…..he loves the spotlight..poor John…you have stooped so low this time…it's getting pathetic.
What the f*** is he doing?
Boy he must love perez's website, ….cause he knew it would be on it….the guy just craves attention…..when you try so hard john it's not funny it just shows you're rather unstable….what's a matter isn't your life fulfilling enough…john you must be really bored…now that you aren't blogging.
Hahha…that's funny…he's gross though, and isn't it funny that we were all just making fun of him a few weeks ago for going to a Hannah Montana concert and there he is reaading a magazine with Miley on the cover…can we say STALKER!!! Lol
thats not humor thats moronic
I like how much!
I love it! He looks HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Ok, that is not cute no matter who wears it!
not
that guy must have one tiny little package to fit inside such a small piece of fabric!
it was hot until i looked at what he was reading.
EWW.
Doesn't that hurts?? I'd kill my boyfriend if he'd walk like that :p
Oh My God..I love a man who can humiliate himself and laugh about it…..John you are too much…I just felll in love with him all over again…SIGH!!
Wow…that looks REALLY painful! I never thought Borat was funny and this certainly isn't, either.