Nicely Manscaped
Filed under: John Mayer
We love his "sense of humour."
John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.
Really hot!
Right????
Posted: February 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
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Nicely ManscapedFiled under: John Mayer
We love his "sense of humour." John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend. Really hot! Right???? Posted: February 5, 2008 at 11:28 am
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Okay, so John Mayer once went to Miley Cyrus' concert… now he's reading people magazine with Miley on the cover….
CREEPY!
Um…not hot, yucky
llollll. i love john mayer.
I feel like he's on the verge of a psychological break down…
OK - there is nothing hot about that.
OK….I'M SORRY BUT A SQUARE CUT LYCRA SUIT ON HIM WOULD HAVE BEEN HOTTER. WE DON'T NEED TO SEE EVERYTHING. I'M NOT MUCH ON SPEEDOS BUT IF YOUR BODY CAN GET AWAY WITH LYCRA AND HE CAN A SQUARE CUT SUIT WOULD'VE BEEN HOT. THAT JUST LOOKS WEIRD!
H. O. T.
I'm not into his music, but I don't mind him showing off that body!
This guy is soooo desperate for attention. It's really sad.
OMG…Too funny….I love John..he's a nut
! Nice bod too ..btw;0
isn't that kinda painful?
ZOOM IN!!!!! ZOOM IN!!!
he's hottt nice body….
kinda ridiculous, still HOT HOT HOT HOT!!
i'd hit him… *
I literally just gagged when I saw this photo. Please warn others…sickening.
LMAO. hes so silly.
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UH-OH WE MAY HAVE THE MALE BRITTNEY ON OUR HANDS. . LOOK OUT FOR THIS ONE. . .
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Where's the beef!!!!
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SLIDE THAT SHIT TO THE SIDE !!! YUM!
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That is not John Mayer.
Not funny. Someone buy him a razor.
THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THAT CRUISE. look at that little kid taking the picture. not appropriate.
WTF? WHY?
#98 maybe it's the same
Order him up a "boyzilian"
Wooo! Okay, I admit it. That is one HOT man!!! *sighs* Ah, well. A guy can dream. Now I wish I HAD gone on that cruise…
i wonder if anyone realized that he's reading the mag featuring MILEY CYRUS. hahah that's so weird. she should frame this picture.
That's just hot and funny at the same time. I love the whole package and the whole package.
omg!very nice… i cant stp looking at the pic. pretty big package btw hehehe anywho he does it way better than borat and his all waxed and ready to go!lol=D
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On the cover of the mag is Miley Cyrus…he went to a Hannah Montana concert…little weird. I think he's a tad obsessed with her. Other than that…pretty funny.
i love that he's wearing that while reading a magazine with Miley on the cover!!
This is the hottest thing i have ever seen. Don't even say ewww.
U gotta love John! What a sense of humor! That makes him even that much hotter!!! Love you John!!!!
hmmm it looks a little small… =S
but its John… so YUMMY!!!
Wow !!! nice body, yummy and a cute booty too !!!
Hello Shave gross!!
This should be filed under "If You Are Easily Offended!"
OMG!!! wow John!!
Really hot!
Right????
Yup, even when he's being silly! Maybe especially when he is!!!
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS………..what is he smoking?????????????CRACK..no pun intended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does he think this is funny or cute……………………………
First he's showing up at Miley Cyrus' concerts…now we see him with a sick smile on his face while reading a magazine with her featured on the cover.
I think he's sick…with a small pecker, and a fondness for underage "magazines".
I never liked this guy much before, but he's grown on me. Shout out to Perez, for posting stuff like this! I'm sure lots of rock stars in the past like Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin probably had a great sense of humor and no forum to show it to the world.
OMG…TOO FUNNY!! People are so ignorant these days, he's not another Britney, he's not a retard, he just wants to have fun, HE IS HUMAN!! I mean damn, let the guy have his fun, oh well if he knew that this pic would be all over the place, that's him, he knows what he's doing..He's gotta live his life…GO JOHN!! DO YA THANG!! Speaking of *things*, he has a small one…sorry John..lol
i like him better from the front!! behind pic is groooosssssss
Re: Please John[/re] NO DOUBT! I JUST NOTICED THAT THAT'S A YOUNG BOY TAKING HIS PICTURE. HE'S STANDING THERE BLATANTLY WEARING ASS FLOSS AND BARELY COVERING HIS BOY TOYS….FLAUNTING HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A BOY!!!! TEE HEE! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S VERY DISTURBING!
hey girl hey mandy!
Beautiful. Simply Beautiful.
I wanted to go on that cruise so bad.
J.May just never seems to let his fans down…What a hunk!
note: borate one-piecers = fabulous tan
Yuckyyyy
and then his reading the US mag that Miley Cyrus is on
Double yuck
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lmao. john mayer's totally my hero
so MAYB i should have seen this picture first. he's just all ’bout it, ’bout it isnt he. i wanna get into that suit with him.
ridiculous. bit of an urban attention seeker. and i totally wanna blow 'im. any more, ph?
Some fan gave him the swimsuit and he initally wore it around on top of his shorts. He took off and came back after a few minutes wearing it by itself. Rubbed his unit in one of his buddies faces (seriously - i have a pic) then posed for the fan that gave him the swimsuit with the Us magazine. Rather boring. The whole trip was rather boring actually. Lots of fat chicks and the organizers (Sixthman) were TERRIBLE. They couldn't organize dumping the water out of a rubber boot if the instructions were on the heel. Next year I'm taking my wife to Rammstein.
Re: Please John –
Actually the guy is about 20. He was one of the 2 fans that gave John the swimsuit.
looks real tight and uncomfortable. unless mayer has a mini…where DID it go?!?
Why do men wax? Takes away from what makes them hot; keep the hair down there, Mayer. You're smoking, but a little too skinny for me.
I was on the Mayercraft and unfortunately I missed this. The Mayercraft was awesome, the best vacation I have ever been on…John is such an awesome person to do something like that for his fans.
he doesn't have much goin on down there.
EWWWWWWW! Just EEWWWWWWW!
the fact that he would even wear this and let people take photos of him in it makes me want to have his babies even more than i already did. which was a lot.
He has got to be showing his "funnier" side. This must be his comedic side, but I think he is full of himself!! Nice bod, though!! Go Pale Rider, Go!!!
Shave the pubes please.
what booty? that was not neessary.
Re: Latina 4 Obama – Not photoshopped I too the picture
WOW! He has guts I'll give him that and a sence of humor!!!!! I still love him though!!!
I'll be hitting that in my dreams tonight!
WIERD
*DROOL* Now I really wish I would have paid ever dime to my name to get on that boat!!!
what the hell does first mean?
Re: Joanna –
US weekly is not a YOUNG magazine. And he went to see Miley with young kids (family members or something). John Mayer is a musical God. Everybody just enjoy the manscaping and stop hating!!
love a guy who can laugh ay himself !!! great legs !!!
Ok one that's gross, and 2 I find it more gross that he is wearing that and the fact that the magazine he is wearing has Miley Cyrus on the front. And from my understanding didn't he go to a Miley Cyrus concert and get pictures with her????? EW
That is discusting if there were children in front of him. Very disturbing. Someone should alert child welfare. He is a nasty pig he should have known better. So immature I think the parent of that child should be brought up on charges.
YUM!!!!!! :}
i don't care what yall others think cause johns a hottie no matter what he wares or even if hes naked. i'll always love u john. were going to wait on the world to change together forever betch! call me baby! ♥
ROTFL
John Mayer is a freaking pervert. the way he is stalking miley cyrus with the intent that she would (of course)look at this inaproprate photo of his with his junk hanging out, holding her mag. Pratically saying miley you likey? wanna suck it. He's a scary SOB… If I were her I would file a restraining order againist him, before he does something. Yet, she's a little out there too, with those risky pics on the net, feeding John's fetish, she's making it easier for him. Now he's become her personal celebrity stalker. He's a fucking petifile and everyone is letting him slide, because they think he's so witty and charming with the papz and his blog.. thats how all sicko's like to play it out.. But, Jonny your crossing the line, making a mess you can't backpetel from with your unwelcomed ”sense of humor”
ummm this is gay u didnt even take this cuzi know the girl who did and u need to give her some credit. take it off ur website ur making him look bad . or at least if u have it on give the girl some credit. it was a joke and e posed for her. obiously he knew t was going to be the internet. it was a joke get over it , he has a life too.
this website is gay it was a joke take the pic off or give the girl who took it some credit!
GOD! I wish I could have been there… I love John. He's my favorite person of all time. Seriously.
I guess jessica really fucked him up …the pic gives a whole new meaning bigger then my body ..i think not
Re: JP –
He IS funny…stfu.
i love how hes reading the power girls magazine. (:
Jesus, I don't care how good-looking a guy is, if he was wearing this and approached me I would run a mile…