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Nicely Manscaped

Filed under: John Mayer

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We love his "sense of humour."

John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.

Really hot!

Right????

282 comments to “Nicely Manscaped”

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  1. Cailtyn [jonas power!] says – reply to this


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    Okay, so John Mayer once went to Miley Cyrus' concert… now he's reading people magazine with Miley on the cover….

    CREEPY!

  2. Kristin says – reply to this


    202

    Um…not hot, yucky

  3. Emily says – reply to this


    203

    llollll. i love john mayer.

  4. A says – reply to this


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    I feel like he's on the verge of a psychological break down…

  5. K says – reply to this


    205

    OK - there is nothing hot about that.

  6. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    OK….I'M SORRY BUT A SQUARE CUT LYCRA SUIT ON HIM WOULD HAVE BEEN HOTTER. WE DON'T NEED TO SEE EVERYTHING. I'M NOT MUCH ON SPEEDOS BUT IF YOUR BODY CAN GET AWAY WITH LYCRA AND HE CAN A SQUARE CUT SUIT WOULD'VE BEEN HOT. THAT JUST LOOKS WEIRD!

  7. Kevin says – reply to this


    207

    H. O. T.
    I'm not into his music, but I don't mind him showing off that body!

  8. nat says – reply to this


    208

    This guy is soooo desperate for attention. It's really sad.

  9. lilome says – reply to this


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    OMG…Too funny….I love John..he's a nut :) ! Nice bod too ..btw;0

  10. georgie says – reply to this


    210

    isn't that kinda painful?

  11. Kevin says – reply to this


    211

    ZOOM IN!!!!! ZOOM IN!!!

  12. Mike says – reply to this


    212

    he's hottt nice body….

  13. GiGi says – reply to this


    213

    kinda ridiculous, still HOT HOT HOT HOT!!
    i'd hit him… *

  14. GERM says – reply to this


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    I literally just gagged when I saw this photo. Please warn others…sickening.

  15. Sarah says – reply to this


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    LMAO. hes so silly.

  16. TAG says – reply to this


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    ;
    ;
    UH-OH WE MAY HAVE THE MALE BRITTNEY ON OUR HANDS. . LOOK OUT FOR THIS ONE. . .
    :
    :

  17. dave says – reply to this


    217

    Where's the beef!!!!

  18. JESS says – reply to this


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    **
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    SLIDE THAT SHIT TO THE SIDE !!! YUM!
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    **

  19. lena says – reply to this


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    That is not John Mayer.

  20. icky icky says – reply to this


    220

    Not funny. Someone buy him a razor.

  21. Please John says – reply to this


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    THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THAT CRUISE. look at that little kid taking the picture. not appropriate.

  22. GeGe says – reply to this


    222

    WTF? WHY?

  23. Ela says – reply to this


    223

    #98 maybe it's the same :|

  24. Dave says – reply to this


    224

    Order him up a "boyzilian"

  25. SuckMeJohnMayer says – reply to this


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    Wooo! Okay, I admit it. That is one HOT man!!! *sighs* Ah, well. A guy can dream. Now I wish I HAD gone on that cruise…

  26. laskdflkj says – reply to this


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    i wonder if anyone realized that he's reading the mag featuring MILEY CYRUS. hahah that's so weird. she should frame this picture.

  27. Blackwells Semen says – reply to this


    227

    That's just hot and funny at the same time. I love the whole package and the whole package.

  28. yessy says – reply to this


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    omg!very nice… i cant stp looking at the pic. pretty big package btw hehehe anywho he does it way better than borat and his all waxed and ready to go!lol=D

    ;)

  29. Maria says – reply to this


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    On the cover of the mag is Miley Cyrus…he went to a Hannah Montana concert…little weird. I think he's a tad obsessed with her. Other than that…pretty funny.

  30. Megan says – reply to this


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    i love that he's wearing that while reading a magazine with Miley on the cover!!

  31. Lydia Love says – reply to this


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    This is the hottest thing i have ever seen. Don't even say ewww.

  32. vanessa says – reply to this


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    U gotta love John! What a sense of humor! That makes him even that much hotter!!! Love you John!!!!

  33. Mare says – reply to this


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    hmmm it looks a little small… =S
    but its John… so YUMMY!!!

  34. MMM Dariel says – reply to this


    234

    Wow !!! nice body, yummy and a cute booty too !!!

  35. Kiki says – reply to this


    235

    Hello Shave gross!!

  36. Scott says – reply to this


    236

    This should be filed under "If You Are Easily Offended!"

  37. S.V. says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! wow John!!

  38. kira says – reply to this


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    Really hot!

    Right????

    Yup, even when he's being silly! Maybe especially when he is!!!

  39. shopgirl5050 says – reply to this


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    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS………..what is he smoking?????????????CRACK..no pun intended!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does he think this is funny or cute……………………………

  40. Joanna says – reply to this


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    First he's showing up at Miley Cyrus' concerts…now we see him with a sick smile on his face while reading a magazine with her featured on the cover.

    I think he's sick…with a small pecker, and a fondness for underage "magazines".

  41. frances says – reply to this


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    I never liked this guy much before, but he's grown on me. Shout out to Perez, for posting stuff like this! I'm sure lots of rock stars in the past like Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin probably had a great sense of humor and no forum to show it to the world.

  42. Miranda says – reply to this


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    OMG…TOO FUNNY!! People are so ignorant these days, he's not another Britney, he's not a retard, he just wants to have fun, HE IS HUMAN!! I mean damn, let the guy have his fun, oh well if he knew that this pic would be all over the place, that's him, he knows what he's doing..He's gotta live his life…GO JOHN!! DO YA THANG!! Speaking of *things*, he has a small one…sorry John..lol

  43. unh unhh says – reply to this


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    i like him better from the front!! behind pic is groooosssssss

  44. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    Re: Please John[/re] NO DOUBT! I JUST NOTICED THAT THAT'S A YOUNG BOY TAKING HIS PICTURE. HE'S STANDING THERE BLATANTLY WEARING ASS FLOSS AND BARELY COVERING HIS BOY TOYS….FLAUNTING HIMSELF IN FRONT OF A BOY!!!! TEE HEE! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S VERY DISTURBING!

  45. gracie says – reply to this


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    hey girl hey mandy!

  46. Lover C says – reply to this


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    Beautiful. Simply Beautiful.
    I wanted to go on that cruise so bad.
    J.May just never seems to let his fans down…What a hunk!
    note: borate one-piecers = fabulous tan

  47. Ingrid says – reply to this


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    Yuckyyyy

    and then his reading the US mag that Miley Cyrus is on

    Double yuck

    =/

  48. chrittt says – reply to this


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    lmao. john mayer's totally my hero :)

  49. lalaklove says – reply to this


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    so MAYB i should have seen this picture first. he's just all ’bout it, ’bout it isnt he. i wanna get into that suit with him.

  50. Jack says – reply to this


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    ridiculous. bit of an urban attention seeker. and i totally wanna blow 'im. any more, ph?

  51. iwasthere says – reply to this


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    Some fan gave him the swimsuit and he initally wore it around on top of his shorts. He took off and came back after a few minutes wearing it by itself. Rubbed his unit in one of his buddies faces (seriously - i have a pic) then posed for the fan that gave him the swimsuit with the Us magazine. Rather boring. The whole trip was rather boring actually. Lots of fat chicks and the organizers (Sixthman) were TERRIBLE. They couldn't organize dumping the water out of a rubber boot if the instructions were on the heel. Next year I'm taking my wife to Rammstein.

  52. iwasthere says – reply to this


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    Re: Please John

    Actually the guy is about 20. He was one of the 2 fans that gave John the swimsuit.

  53. clinton4president says – reply to this


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    looks real tight and uncomfortable. unless mayer has a mini…where DID it go?!?

  54. SweetCowgirl says – reply to this


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    Why do men wax? Takes away from what makes them hot; keep the hair down there, Mayer. You're smoking, but a little too skinny for me.

  55. Ashtin says – reply to this


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    I was on the Mayercraft and unfortunately I missed this. The Mayercraft was awesome, the best vacation I have ever been on…John is such an awesome person to do something like that for his fans.

  56. tryst says – reply to this


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    he doesn't have much goin on down there.

  57. Ewwwwww! says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWW! Just EEWWWWWWW!

  58. Trix says – reply to this


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    the fact that he would even wear this and let people take photos of him in it makes me want to have his babies even more than i already did. which was a lot.

  59. Shanna says – reply to this


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    He has got to be showing his "funnier" side. This must be his comedic side, but I think he is full of himself!! Nice bod, though!! Go Pale Rider, Go!!!

  60. No pubes please says – reply to this


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    Shave the pubes please.

  61. jessiejames says – reply to this


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    what booty? that was not neessary.

  62. Payton says – reply to this


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    Re: Latina 4 Obama – Not photoshopped I too the picture

  63. kris says – reply to this


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    WOW! He has guts I'll give him that and a sence of humor!!!!! I still love him though!!!

  64. Raquelita says – reply to this


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    I'll be hitting that in my dreams tonight!

  65. Mrs. D says – reply to this


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    WIERD

  66. MMMMMMmmmmm....Mayer... says – reply to this


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    *DROOL* Now I really wish I would have paid ever dime to my name to get on that boat!!!

  67. kelly says – reply to this


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    what the hell does first mean?

  68. Dice says – reply to this


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    Re: Joanna

    US weekly is not a YOUNG magazine. And he went to see Miley with young kids (family members or something). John Mayer is a musical God. Everybody just enjoy the manscaping and stop hating!!

  69. sillyt says – reply to this


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    love a guy who can laugh ay himself !!! great legs !!!

  70. courts says – reply to this


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    Ok one that's gross, and 2 I find it more gross that he is wearing that and the fact that the magazine he is wearing has Miley Cyrus on the front. And from my understanding didn't he go to a Miley Cyrus concert and get pictures with her????? EW

  71. Sad..very sad says – reply to this


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    That is discusting if there were children in front of him. Very disturbing. Someone should alert child welfare. He is a nasty pig he should have known better. So immature I think the parent of that child should be brought up on charges.

  72. w00t says – reply to this


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    YUM!!!!!! :}

  73. partygirl. says – reply to this


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    i don't care what yall others think cause johns a hottie no matter what he wares or even if hes naked. i'll always love u john. were going to wait on the world to change together forever betch! call me baby! ♥

  74. tryrty says – reply to this


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    ROTFL

  75. Miley Cyrus Stalker! says – reply to this


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    John Mayer is a freaking pervert. the way he is stalking miley cyrus with the intent that she would (of course)look at this inaproprate photo of his with his junk hanging out, holding her mag. Pratically saying miley you likey? wanna suck it. He's a scary SOB… If I were her I would file a restraining order againist him, before he does something. Yet, she's a little out there too, with those risky pics on the net, feeding John's fetish, she's making it easier for him. Now he's become her personal celebrity stalker. He's a fucking petifile and everyone is letting him slide, because they think he's so witty and charming with the papz and his blog.. thats how all sicko's like to play it out.. But, Jonny your crossing the line, making a mess you can't backpetel from with your unwelcomed ”sense of humor”

  76. alyssa says – reply to this


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    ummm this is gay u didnt even take this cuzi know the girl who did and u need to give her some credit. take it off ur website ur making him look bad . or at least if u have it on give the girl some credit. it was a joke and e posed for her. obiously he knew t was going to be the internet. it was a joke get over it , he has a life too.

  77. wtf says – reply to this


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    this website is gay it was a joke take the pic off or give the girl who took it some credit!

  78. Alf says – reply to this


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    GOD! I wish I could have been there… I love John. He's my favorite person of all time. Seriously.

  79. aliyas says – reply to this


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    I guess jessica really fucked him up …the pic gives a whole new meaning bigger then my body ..i think not

  80. Briana. says – reply to this


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    Re: JP

    He IS funny…stfu.

  81. sam says – reply to this


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    i love how hes reading the power girls magazine. (:

  82. melinda says – reply to this


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    Jesus, I don't care how good-looking a guy is, if he was wearing this and approached me I would run a mile…

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