From Behind
Filed under: Oops! > John Mayer
The ass shot!
Yup, John Mayer showed A WHOLE LOT when he donned this Borat-inspired swimsuit during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored pic of his booty.
Yummy!
Posted: February 5, 2008 at 11:51 am




sweet ass!!
I was discussted with his sorry shirtless nasty chest. Now I just threw up alot.
I feel sorry for his family he should get off the drugs.
He is definately on hard drugs. He needs rehab….bad.
John Jessica still don't want you dumb ass back. She has a real man now.
Couldn't dumb nasty ass have put some of that tan lotion on his stupid paste ass. Totally don't have anymore respect for him.
More hype to get his career going again. I will never buy a concert ticket again. John is to stupid to understand this picture is going to haunt him for the rest of his career.
ouch! that looks painful……………!
urrrrrrrrrrrrgh i just lost my supper!
i'd sniff that.
I bet he works out!!!
John Mayer is a CULO!!!!
He's ugly and ovverated and hangs out with assholes like Clapton and steals music from the original blues guys.
Why the haters cause John doesn't fit in "the box" of what talented musicians have in the past? Hell, I'm thrilled he's so different, funny and smart. Cause you know that's all the world needs is another drug addicted rocker who dies at 27. I say let him live a long life doing his thing.
That's a really nice arse!!!!! mmmmmm
John Mayer and Sherrod Smalls are a couple. What better way to hide it then on a cruse ship.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He's so EWWWWWWWWWWW!
Are you freakin serious? 3 pages of the side of John Mayer's Ass? Perez you have to stop the insanity immediately. it's a joke!!!
He is so full of shit. he should come out the closet. Who you going to front now John to hide your gay ass.
Re: One hell of a good looking guy. John stop posting about yourself. Narcissistic no talent bastard. If you had talent you would resort to this cheap hyped up shit. Lose major cool points. I agree that he wants as much attention as Britney Spears. Maybe John Mayer will die of a drug OD soon.
So not funny.
Jessica Simpson was right he is a little boy. This asshole makes dumb ass Jessica look brillant every day. Good thing Jessica got out before this jerk ruined her life.
Sizzle hot! That cruise was crazy!
When is he going to check into rehab. His family should set up an intervention fast.
Hot is not enough to describe…
He's got a nice bootay! WOOT!
wow. Thats… different…
His shitty arse is fatter than I thought it was. GROSS!
Go on a diet.
Eewwh
I wonder what drugs he's on?
nIcE!!
O - M - G …. no effing way ….. gotta hand it to him, he's got balls …… bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm so po'd that I didn't suck it up and spend the money on this cruise
Hmmm … I dunno …
Lemme smell yo'dick?
White people are ugly.
Some people need to take thier paychecks, and buy yourself a sense of humor people! This is pretty freaking hysterical. Any man secure enough in his manhood to run around in lime green ass-floss gets my seal of approval. This is funny. Too bad it wasn't a frontal. LOL. Ease up people. He was just chilling and having fun. He's bigger than his body gives him credit for. Woo.
Johnie, unless you're tanned or spray tanned with a rock hard ass, please cover your bum.
fuck yes, RIMJoB!
cute…..anyone get a shot of the front, curious as to what the bush is looking like these days…..
nevermind, got it:)
wtf is that….
what is he thinking?…
if he's trying to pull off a joke, well its not even funny..
mmmmmm
i'd hit that
eh. not great—not bad.
This is just wrong. John is a very attractive man, but showing all this isn't neccasary.
DOUCHE
Perez stop being a big baby and get over it with youtube, because these RedLasso videos suck and blow at the same time.
Oh, Lord… my eyes! D:
how is this needing to be censored? you'd show a chick in a g-string bikini, right?
besides, why would you care about a man who was stupid enough to go out with an idiot like jessica?
now im not saying he can pull that look off (Truthfully enough, no one can..) but he does have an awfully tasty ass on him…. i wonder what drugs hes doing these days….
THANK GOD that Jessica is no longer with him…at least she's with a REAL MAN now…not with a BOY!!!!!! Just look at him! He's so immature and GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he is a peice of delicious man meat.
i love him.
Too Much. Seems like he should wear the borat a little more often. The glare has made it all the way to Florida.
He's so frickin awesome, I think i'm in love
i really wanna see his dick
nasty!
There better be a good explainantion for this…
utaaaaaaa
ke nalgotas
ajjajajajja
saludos perez
NO THANKS
its not uncensored what's up with that? because i sure would like to see it hehe
last.
yum, *licks lips*
why on earth would he wear the borat bathing suit.. LOL
why in gods name would anyone but borat wear that? I REALLY hope it doesn't become a trend. ick.
yuck! we already have to look at his ugly face - now this!
Wow that is HAWT but MAN…ouch…that piece of string is looking really stressed there!
Is there one of his front? I herd he has a big C*@k!!
It's not even this particular picture that bothers me. It's the "oh so clever" blogs that make me cringe. Narcissism is not a sense of humor. It's all very calculating, and most, not all of you, by into the hype! and yes, I have a sense of humor and alot of funny people that don't try so hard in my life! Thanks for the advice, though.
Oh and John, if by chance you happen to be reading these posts; admit it, you're sooo loving this, are'nt you? Thought so.
eeeeeeeeew
sweet…but eeeeeeew = P
I´d hit that. Even though he stole Borats swimsuite
That is the hottest thing I have ever seen. Can we get him to walk around like that more often!!! His body is a wondrland!!
He is a desperate lost soul. One day he will take a real good honest look at himself, then feel ashame of himself. He is too gross. No talent there
Wonder if he needs a jogging partner…LOL
WHY!?
Why does he try so hard to be funny?
Nice…But small Cock. Atleast he can sing and smoke anyone under the table. But I also heard that he knows how to use his little fiddle. Word travels in LaLa Land
Is this a sick joke? BARF!
I knew this was going to "end" up on here. I can't get enough of this. I want to know when this was and what I could have possibly been doing on the ship that could have been more important than seeing this in person.
If I could, I would lay him on on a table and slap some butter on that rump roast and eat it for dinner…serious.
is that really him? i wanna fuck him lol.
I bet it smells. I'd still eat it though
Um, I was there…there was no Borat-style speedo going on. Believe me, John's a funny guy and always up for a laugh, but that is not at all his style.
very nice! i like! sexy time!!
my husband!!
omfg he is so fuckin sexy.
cum in my mouth!!
lmao
wonder if his hair gets tugged … turn on? hummm….
what about a shot of the front EXTRA had it on tv buy covered it up we are
counting on u perez
WTF ? Where & Why would you even buy that dumb ass thing?
WOOWOO Show off that bootay!
talk about geting in shape for swimsuite season! i wonder how many hours he put in at the gym to dare wear that thing
he is pretty much the only person in the entire world i'd want to see in that though
george bush: no
rosie odanold: no
zach effron :no
flava flave: no
john mayer: yes, but only once
lets just hope after that cruise he puts that in the back of his closet and it never sees the light of day again
man he really does have some nice buns though haa
Hii guys
I think that man is sick, just like his clothing. Im a real fashion model,
I know what to do..to make him…hot. Any way, I hate that man!!
Ashley Tisdale..x
YUMMMM… I WOULD SO WANT 2 SUCK ON THAT!!! FUCKING SEXYYYY!!!!!
I'd totally do him right now. Nice piece of ass
Hell yeah yummy!
I should have been on that cruise!!!!!
Love ya John!!!!
VERY DISTURBING. IV'E ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE JOHN'S ASS, BUT THIS IS NOT HOW IV'E FASCINATED ABOUT IT.
hehehehe funny
Nasty. He is not at attractive in the least bit!
John is hilarious. Anyone see the episode of "Chappelle's Show" he was in? This guy will do anything for a laugh, I love it!
Re: SEXY GIRL WITH A BRAIN – Sweetie, I bet you're as sexy as you are smart…it's AREN'T, not "are'nt" sheesh!
Ok the man has serious talent, great looking body, and a sense of humor. How could you not like what he lets us know of him. Come on, if the worst thing he does if running around a deck with a piece of string up his a$$ then he is doing pretty good. Considering the alternative seems to be drinking and driving, rehab, or going to jail. So take it for what it is a JOKE
Ha ha! John is so great, it takes guts to do that.
OMG! Very funny!