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From Behind

Filed under: Oops! > John Mayer

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The ass shot!

Yup, John Mayer showed A WHOLE LOT when he donned this Borat-inspired swimsuit during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored pic of his booty.

Yummy!

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504 comments to “From Behind”

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  1. Stephanie says – reply to this


    401

    sweet ass!!

  2. Shel says – reply to this


    402

    I was discussted with his sorry shirtless nasty chest. Now I just threw up alot.
    I feel sorry for his family he should get off the drugs.

  3. Sam says – reply to this


    403

    He is definately on hard drugs. He needs rehab….bad.

  4. Jack says – reply to this


    404

    John Jessica still don't want you dumb ass back. She has a real man now.

  5. Mal says – reply to this


    405

    Couldn't dumb nasty ass have put some of that tan lotion on his stupid paste ass. Totally don't have anymore respect for him.

  6. Dav says – reply to this


    406

    More hype to get his career going again. I will never buy a concert ticket again. John is to stupid to understand this picture is going to haunt him for the rest of his career.

  7. WOOT in Chicago says – reply to this


    407

    ouch! that looks painful……………!

  8. beth says – reply to this


    408

    urrrrrrrrrrrrgh i just lost my supper!

  9. david-0-selznick says – reply to this


    409

    i'd sniff that.

  10. Left says – reply to this


    410

    I bet he works out!!!

  11. Me says – reply to this


    411

    John Mayer is a CULO!!!!

  12. lala says – reply to this


    412

    He's ugly and ovverated and hangs out with assholes like Clapton and steals music from the original blues guys.

  13. One hell of a good looking guy says – reply to this


    413

    Why the haters cause John doesn't fit in "the box" of what talented musicians have in the past? Hell, I'm thrilled he's so different, funny and smart. Cause you know that's all the world needs is another drug addicted rocker who dies at 27. I say let him live a long life doing his thing.

  14. Fack says – reply to this


    414

    That's a really nice arse!!!!! mmmmmm

  15. Tess says – reply to this


    415

    John Mayer and Sherrod Smalls are a couple. What better way to hide it then on a cruse ship.

  16. Ewwwwww! says – reply to this


    416

    EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He's so EWWWWWWWWWWW!

  17. Nicole says – reply to this


    417

    Are you freakin serious? 3 pages of the side of John Mayer's Ass? Perez you have to stop the insanity immediately. it's a joke!!!

  18. Sara says – reply to this


    418

    He is so full of shit. he should come out the closet. Who you going to front now John to hide your gay ass.

  19. Mals says – reply to this


    419

    Re: One hell of a good looking guy. John stop posting about yourself. Narcissistic no talent bastard. If you had talent you would resort to this cheap hyped up shit. Lose major cool points. I agree that he wants as much attention as Britney Spears. Maybe John Mayer will die of a drug OD soon.

  20. Lang says – reply to this


    420

    So not funny.
    Jessica Simpson was right he is a little boy. This asshole makes dumb ass Jessica look brillant every day. Good thing Jessica got out before this jerk ruined her life.

  21. Liisa says – reply to this


    421

    Sizzle hot! That cruise was crazy!

  22. EWWWWWWW YUCK! says – reply to this


    422

    When is he going to check into rehab. His family should set up an intervention fast.

  23. john mayer's future wife says – reply to this


    423

    Hot is not enough to describe…

  24. Yummm says – reply to this


    424

    He's got a nice bootay! WOOT!

  25. kimmi says – reply to this


    425

    wow. Thats… different…

  26. Mary says – reply to this


    426

    His shitty arse is fatter than I thought it was. GROSS!
    Go on a diet.

  27. janay says – reply to this


    427

    Eewwh

  28. Ric says – reply to this


    428

    I wonder what drugs he's on?

  29. magnOlia says – reply to this


    429

    nIcE!!

  30. Rhum Girl says – reply to this


    430

    O - M - G …. no effing way ….. gotta hand it to him, he's got balls …… bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  31. Can says – reply to this


    431

    I'm so po'd that I didn't suck it up and spend the money on this cruise :(

  32. EvilMulder says – reply to this


    432

    Hmmm … I dunno …
    Lemme smell yo'dick?

  33. Hilary Clinton says – reply to this


    433

    White people are ugly.

  34. DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this


    434

    Some people need to take thier paychecks, and buy yourself a sense of humor people! This is pretty freaking hysterical. Any man secure enough in his manhood to run around in lime green ass-floss gets my seal of approval. This is funny. Too bad it wasn't a frontal. LOL. Ease up people. He was just chilling and having fun. He's bigger than his body gives him credit for. Woo.

  35. Annie says – reply to this


    435

    Johnie, unless you're tanned or spray tanned with a rock hard ass, please cover your bum.

  36. dfasd says – reply to this


    436

    fuck yes, RIMJoB!

  37. jz says – reply to this


    437

    cute…..anyone get a shot of the front, curious as to what the bush is looking like these days…..

  38. jz says – reply to this


    438

    nevermind, got it:)

  39. badz says – reply to this


    439

    wtf is that….
    what is he thinking?…
    if he's trying to pull off a joke, well its not even funny..

  40. whitney says – reply to this


    440

    mmmmmm

  41. m says – reply to this


    441

    i'd hit that

  42. Catangie says – reply to this


    442

    eh. not great—not bad.

  43. All About Me says – reply to this


    443

    This is just wrong. John is a very attractive man, but showing all this isn't neccasary.

  44. Aleathea says – reply to this


    444

    DOUCHE

  45. kitnplayn says – reply to this


    445

    Perez stop being a big baby and get over it with youtube, because these RedLasso videos suck and blow at the same time.

  46. Jess says – reply to this


    446

    Oh, Lord… my eyes! D:

  47. ra says – reply to this


    447

    how is this needing to be censored? you'd show a chick in a g-string bikini, right?

    besides, why would you care about a man who was stupid enough to go out with an idiot like jessica?

  48. Eddie says – reply to this


    448

    now im not saying he can pull that look off (Truthfully enough, no one can..) but he does have an awfully tasty ass on him…. i wonder what drugs hes doing these days….

  49. disgusted says – reply to this


    449

    THANK GOD that Jessica is no longer with him…at least she's with a REAL MAN now…not with a BOY!!!!!! Just look at him! He's so immature and GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  50. Randi says – reply to this


    450

    I think he is a peice of delicious man meat.

  51. lacil says – reply to this


    451

    i love him.

  52. DepecheMiami says – reply to this


    452

    Too Much. Seems like he should wear the borat a little more often. The glare has made it all the way to Florida.

  53. Amanda says – reply to this


    453

    He's so frickin awesome, I think i'm in love

  54. erica says – reply to this


    454

    i really wanna see his dick

  55. nasty says – reply to this


    455

    nasty!

  56. Bob says – reply to this


    456

    There better be a good explainantion for this…

  57. pily says – reply to this


    457

    utaaaaaaa
    ke nalgotas
    ajjajajajja
    saludos perez

  58. mrs. D says – reply to this


    458

    NO THANKS

  59. marky says – reply to this


    459

    its not uncensored what's up with that? because i sure would like to see it hehe

  60. yeppers says – reply to this


    460

    last.

  61. lala says – reply to this


    461

    yum, *licks lips*

  62. Seductress says – reply to this


    462

    why on earth would he wear the borat bathing suit.. LOL

  63. molicious says – reply to this


    463

    why in gods name would anyone but borat wear that? I REALLY hope it doesn't become a trend. ick.

  64. buggy says – reply to this


    464

    yuck! we already have to look at his ugly face - now this!

  65. Erin says – reply to this


    465

    Wow that is HAWT but MAN…ouch…that piece of string is looking really stressed there!

  66. Nicole says – reply to this


    466

    Is there one of his front? I herd he has a big C*@k!!

  67. SEXY GIRL WITH A BRAIN says – reply to this


    467

    It's not even this particular picture that bothers me. It's the "oh so clever" blogs that make me cringe. Narcissism is not a sense of humor. It's all very calculating, and most, not all of you, by into the hype! and yes, I have a sense of humor and alot of funny people that don't try so hard in my life! Thanks for the advice, though.
    Oh and John, if by chance you happen to be reading these posts; admit it, you're sooo loving this, are'nt you? Thought so.

  68. Andrio says – reply to this


    468

    eeeeeeeeew

    sweet…but eeeeeeew = P

  69. Spoiler_Moon says – reply to this


    469

    I´d hit that. Even though he stole Borats swimsuite

  70. Brittney says – reply to this


    470

    That is the hottest thing I have ever seen. Can we get him to walk around like that more often!!! His body is a wondrland!!

  71. Dean says – reply to this


    471

    He is a desperate lost soul. One day he will take a real good honest look at himself, then feel ashame of himself. He is too gross. No talent there

  72. Lindy says – reply to this


    472

    Wonder if he needs a jogging partner…LOL

  73. syntheticdreamer says – reply to this


    473

    WHY!?

  74. DeeLicious says – reply to this


    474

    Why does he try so hard to be funny?

  75. Prince Justin XIII says – reply to this


    475

    Nice…But small Cock. Atleast he can sing and smoke anyone under the table. But I also heard that he knows how to use his little fiddle. Word travels in LaLa Land

  76. Jules says – reply to this


    476

    Is this a sick joke? BARF!

  77. brenda says – reply to this


    477

    I knew this was going to "end" up on here. I can't get enough of this. I want to know when this was and what I could have possibly been doing on the ship that could have been more important than seeing this in person.

  78. alex says – reply to this


    478

    If I could, I would lay him on on a table and slap some butter on that rump roast and eat it for dinner…serious.

  79. partygirl. says – reply to this


    479

    is that really him? i wanna fuck him lol.

  80. jodee jingles says – reply to this


    480

    I bet it smells. I'd still eat it though

  81. Dude says – reply to this


    481

    Um, I was there…there was no Borat-style speedo going on. Believe me, John's a funny guy and always up for a laugh, but that is not at all his style.

  82. fuck yeah!!! says – reply to this


    482

    very nice! i like! sexy time!!

  83. wes says – reply to this


    483

    my husband!!

    omfg he is so fuckin sexy.
    cum in my mouth!!
    lmao

  84. tesala says – reply to this


    484

    wonder if his hair gets tugged … turn on? hummm….

  85. doug says – reply to this


    485

    what about a shot of the front EXTRA had it on tv buy covered it up we are
    counting on u perez

  86. JB says – reply to this


    486

    WTF ? Where & Why would you even buy that dumb ass thing?

  87. rachel says – reply to this


    487

    WOOWOO Show off that bootay!

  88. c says – reply to this


    488

    talk about geting in shape for swimsuite season! i wonder how many hours he put in at the gym to dare wear that thing

    he is pretty much the only person in the entire world i'd want to see in that though

    george bush: no
    rosie odanold: no
    zach effron :no
    flava flave: no
    john mayer: yes, but only once

    lets just hope after that cruise he puts that in the back of his closet and it never sees the light of day again

    man he really does have some nice buns though haa

  89. Ashley says – reply to this


    489

    Hii guys
    I think that man is sick, just like his clothing. Im a real fashion model,
    I know what to do..to make him…hot. Any way, I hate that man!!

    Ashley Tisdale..x

  90. YUMMY!!! says – reply to this


    490

    YUMMMM… I WOULD SO WANT 2 SUCK ON THAT!!! FUCKING SEXYYYY!!!!!

  91. Timmy says – reply to this


    491

    I'd totally do him right now. Nice piece of ass

  92. Jenn D says – reply to this


    492

    Hell yeah yummy!
    I should have been on that cruise!!!!!
    Love ya John!!!!

  93. AMY says – reply to this


    493

    VERY DISTURBING. IV'E ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE JOHN'S ASS, BUT THIS IS NOT HOW IV'E FASCINATED ABOUT IT.

  94. mel says – reply to this


    494

    hehehehe funny

  95. Nicole says – reply to this


    495

    Nasty. He is not at attractive in the least bit!

  96. Leighann says – reply to this


    496

    John is hilarious. Anyone see the episode of "Chappelle's Show" he was in? This guy will do anything for a laugh, I love it!

  97. Riley says – reply to this


    497

    Re: SEXY GIRL WITH A BRAIN – Sweetie, I bet you're as sexy as you are smart…it's AREN'T, not "are'nt" sheesh!

  98. charlie says – reply to this


    498

    Ok the man has serious talent, great looking body, and a sense of humor. How could you not like what he lets us know of him. Come on, if the worst thing he does if running around a deck with a piece of string up his a$$ then he is doing pretty good. Considering the alternative seems to be drinking and driving, rehab, or going to jail. So take it for what it is a JOKE

  99. Anja says – reply to this


    499

    Ha ha! John is so great, it takes guts to do that. :D

  100. Cantrice says – reply to this


    500

    OMG! Very funny!

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