Hangin' Low
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia
U.K. pop star Javine pulls a Demi in the latest issue of Closer magazine.
Where's the bear skin rug???
More people need to pull a Britney!
Posted: February 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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Hangin' LowFiled under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia
U.K. pop star Javine pulls a Demi in the latest issue of Closer magazine. Where's the bear skin rug??? More people need to pull a Britney! Posted: February 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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Sorry - but after being pregnant myself, I can personally say that it's not a very attractive thing to see when you're that far along. Sure the first few months are cute and your boobs and bigger and your skin looks nice and stuff. But by this point - it just isn't nice to look at. And being that pregnant…well it's so friggan annoying you can't wait for the baby to get the hell out. These "famous" women need to stop trying to glamorize something that is SO not glamorous.
I thought this was ashanti..
I have no idea who this person is but it looks like her head was photoshopped onto someone elses body.. her head is sooo small & HER HANDS ARE BIGGER THAN HER HEAD! wtf?
Pregnant women are most beautiful in their second trimester. I think they missed the window…
That shit is nasty.
Re: oh my gross – hahahaha! i thought the SAME thing! freakishly big man hands
SOMEBODY KILL THIS HOME WRECKING SLUT. HOW THAT ASSWIPE EX OF ALESHA DIXON COULD SLEEP WITH THIS MUNTER IS BEYOND ME. SHOOT IT BEFORE IT EATS ANOTHER HUMAN.
Did she eat the whole dollar menu?
THIS IS NOT A FLATTERING PIC!
If you feel the need to diss perez, then I wonder why you read his website. Surely you have better things to do with your life, leave him alone.
And as for all the fools who are saying she's fat, and has man hands she's PREGNANT. Thats what happens ! You gain weight and your hands and feet get bigger. So chill out or you're in for a shock when you have kids of your own.
As for her being a homewrecker, it might not be true but you're no better for bitching about her on the internet.
Morale of the story is - If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all.
No doubt i'll get a stream of comments after this one saying i'm a twat blah blah, but i'm sure i'll learn to live with the pain.
Javine is slag!! she had an affair with a married man (alisha dixon's hubby) and now shes preggers with his kid!! slag!! grrrr alisha is amazing!!!
She is not a pop star! A reality reject is more like it who stole some ones husband. Her friends husband in fact, then made sure he went nowhere by getting knocked up. She should ashamed of herself instead of flaunting herself for all to see, she is asking for critiscm
she is the biggest skank in the world ever! sleeping with her mates husband (the gorgeous alesha)… poor kid is all i can say!
her boyfriend at the time (aleshas music producer) found her and harvey in bed together, alesha has always be the star! javine u are still as hated as ever! thank god she never got into girls aloud!
I'll explain who she is for those who don't know: she's from the UK, her music career was a flop and she had an affair with another music artist's husband and was caught in the act! That's his baby. She looks very much like a horse full frontal and has a massive gob on her. Not a very nice person really.
Holy man hands!!!!!!
eeeww..
she must have like, quadruple twins
inside!
WTF?!?!?! Lady looks like a dude.
homewreaker! She is awful
Demi was sexy she's just ghetto gross.
Javine's a ho!
Totally photo shopped…Look at the size of her hands in relation to her head! Head is tooooo small for that body!
man hands…
Oh wow!
Something about that just doesn't look right. . . .photoshop much?
She has man hands.
It's nice to see a real looking pregnant woman and not some Fake HOllywood skinny ass bitch! Makes me feel better anyway!
Z lister ……… grabbing at anything she can to hang onto her so called "celebrity"!!! I thought she scraped the barrel when appearing on that hairdressing thing but this beats it hands down. Put some clothes on…..Hopefully she will respect her child's privacy when it is born and not sell out to the glossies!!!! I doubt it though!!!
Re: its me – LOL, thanks. So basically she's a home wrecking nobody. Got it.
Eek - not a great photo. Her hand looks bigger than her head.
is that really her body? her head looks way too small, from the neck down it looks like a pregnant man… the hands thighs and butt
If the gash is as big proportionately as the ass, legs, & hands—the baby oughtta FALL out.
For God sakes the woman is PREGNANT!!! She is medically allowed to gain around 25 lbs….. leave her alone and go get a life! Wait till YOU get pregnant I hope you don't gain an ounce and you don't get stretch marks…GET REAL!!!
omg when i saw this pic i thought someone copied and pasted her head on a pregnant mans body ….she has a man body not attractive naked dude
what's with the "man hands"?
its cute when your like 4 months along- not ready to give birth any second. She looks like a house. she should have kept her clothes on.
if you look at the picture without her head it just looks like a man with a beer belly . lol
She does look fat with big hands but you should wait until you see her teeth…..!
I think motherhood is beatiful but posing naked while pregnant is not for everyone. EWWW!!!
gross, cover that instead of the titties
What a whore
She didnt even WIN a contest and she is in a mag, having a baby with a man she STOLE from Alesha Dixon, who is an absolute darling.
And can i just say. SHE IS SO FAT.
I'm glad the people at closer didnt photoshop her!
GAVE US ALL A LAUGH
bitch!
you know I wasnt going to write anything…but are you guys kidding me??? WTH do you think happens to someones hands when they are pregnant and are retaining water…they swell Sherlock….I think she looks wonderful..anyone who made a rude comment on this women needs to give their head a shake..
this photo looks fake…
because she has such a gorgeous face.
sure it's real?
she aint even a popstar in the UK. she nicked some one elses husband and is now shacked up with him
this 'huge pop star' failed in the UK eurovision song contest and also was a failed reality star….
She's hooge!
elephant springs to mind!!!
is it just me or does her face look way too small for her body?? and I agree with everyone else - her arms/hands are huge!
shes a dirty homewrecker, love alesha strongly dislike javine! what was harvey thinking breaking up his marriage and going for the gap toothed horse and leaving alesha
nawwww. I didn't need to see that.
That's so disgusting!! Why do pregnant women do that sh*t?? Its not sexxy at all! ugh.
wow, I totally didn't recognise her.
She hasn't done anything in ages, she is only famous now for stealing someones husband -totally shocking!
URGH that is f*cking disgusting, arent women meant to bloom when theyre pregnant??? shes fucking gross, celulitey and apart from the obvious growth, really fat in other places!! i effing hate Javine anyway, in Britain she is NOTHING, a total Z-lister. SKANK!
shes a skanky fat arsed bitch! alesha is sooo much prettier y harvey would leave her for this heffer is beyond comprehendable! also she slated leona lewis when she was on the X factor, but hello who is javine shes an annoying wannabe! so glad they never put her in girls aloud!
man hands!
Does your baby hang low, does he wobble to and fro, can you tie it in a knot can you tie it in a bow.. do you drink beer and smoke.. i sure as hell hope you don't, does your baby.. hang low!
She's a homewrecker and a nobody .. Start commenting on our stritly come dancing winner alesha dixon , She's like the biggest celeb in the uk now.
i hate that homewreaking byotch
that does not look real. like the body looks like a mans body and the head looks way to small.
Demi Moore copycat. It was gross then and it is still gross. She is a homewrecker.
Jesus Christ Almighty…would you look at those man-hands???????
eer fugly skank
when u showed dat pic i fort u was jking
dirt home wrecking sket
not attractive…..demi was THIN
a black chick with a flat ass????????????????
Well there is someone who needs some help from photoshop! lol never thought Id say that!
Re: Stacy Q –
hony I was wondering who stole her ass actually.
I think it was a beautiful picture. Yes, ok, it actually shows some flaws but hey - she's pregnant. That's how a pregnant woman is supposed to look like! Guess all of you are just so fucking PERFECT since you are criticizing her so much
I dont know who she is but this pic is not very attractive. The should have had her pose or something. Alot of the celebs that do these sort of pics pose so the only thing that looks big is the belly, girl looks big all over. Dont get me wrong she looks way better than me when I was pregnant, but I think they could have posed her to look better than this.
GROSS, PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY!
That isnt her! Look at the size of her head compared to her body…and the skin tones from the head to the body.
So not a Demi or even a Britney or Christina. This chick has been eating for two, or four or ten. I'm not going to make fun of the man hands because she can't help it. However, she does not look good…she looks very fat. That body is nothing to show off. The baby is in her stomach…no reason for her legs to be that freakin huge. Put your clothes back on!!!!!!!
Damn, this is gross. Did they forget to photoshop this picture?
Shes a fat homewrecker, why you showing her, shes a no body!!
she looks grossssss, def not a pretty pregnant lady!
I imagine thats what a man would look like pregnant.
She's a Fugly husband stealing whore. Here in the UK she's known for being just that and definetely NOT a "popstar". Shame on you Perez for highlighting nobodies!
P.S, the innocent wife whose marriage she destroyed (Alesha Dixon, the girl from the N.E.R.D- she wants to move vid) is worth looking out for when she graces your fine land soon
WHY is it necessary for pregnant female celebrities to show us everything?? YUCK. Lots of congrats, but keep it to yourself.
Anyone who thinks this is attractive is blind. This should be a private special time for mom and baby. Why anyone would pose when they are so fat protruding are very hungry for attention. Please keep your robe on, I for one do not feel like upchucking my lunch.
It's like she's saying 'look Alesha! I'm pregnant and with the man you married!'
She just needs attention. I'm surprised that the mag is even printing this considering what she's like, the bitchy diva.
i cant believe u ppl r calling her fat?! r u crazy! shes preggers for gods sake and she looks amazing! fine u dont know who she is but seriously the world is going crazy over weight. no wonder so many people have eating disorders these days. ur all probably obese assholes ur slefs so stop hatin' coz ur jelous
i jsd read a comments saying babies r gross?! and pregnent women are gross. ur all fucking nuts. get a grip u materliastic idiots.
ewww. is that a pregnate man!?! looks like her head is extremely tiny….
that is fucking disgusting!
puke all over my face!
Pffft popstar, hardly.
If anyone in this country (England) even cared they would no she was pregnent.
Tbh i dont think anyone knows.
All she done was eurovision, and we probs came like last or second to last cause all of europe hates us lmao!
Also.
TEAM ALEASHA!
Love that girl so funny.
Javine = Homewrecking slut.
I used to like Harvey as well, such a knob.
Javine: Harvey is not a keeper. A man like that is too much hard work, you know how you met him. Most people do not like him because he is an arrogant little git. He is very annoying, and comes across as pathetic. My advise to you would be: a) save as much money as possible from magazine deals, b) split with Harvey and do a Jordon by being in every other issue of Okay, c) make sure you lose the baby weight and find a nice white man (an actor of some kind…consider moving to LA…look what it did for Mel B….
Gross, disgusting, fat, blubbery, ugly, hideous, feral, bloated and repulsive. Let's not go one. Why would anyone want to see this woman naked with a fucking baby stuck in her guts? Why? Put on a Kaftan and go away. Pregnancy is just so undignified and I don't need to be reminded that at the end of the day, irrespective of knowledge and advancement, we are just a poke away from being an animal/cow.
disgusting!
why do woman do that?
i didn't know alicia keys was preggo!
I do not need to see that fat naked thing, nor do I care. Save it for home biatch!
everyone is so quick to point out how big she is yet when stars try to slim down and look sickly everyone wants to hate on them for that as well. as if the people making nasty comments from the comfort of their own bedroom all day are that damn sexy themselves, please! there's a reason your in your room alone, think about that.
put down the haterade, log off your computer, go walk your fat ass to a library and read a f**king book for god sakes! maybe even try to socialize with people in the real world rather then in the safety of your bedroom behind a computer screen. haters!
SERIOUSLY ENOUGH OF THE NAKED PREGO PICS! ITS BEEN DONE!
nOT TO MENTION THIS CHICK LOOKS LIKE 500 LBS
URgkkkkkk javine looks abhorent and moreso what she did to poor fantastic alesha dixon is undignified!
most pregnant women are glowing….. I blame the photographer ’cause gf looks baaaaaaaaaaaaad
she's a fucking whore, marriage wrecking talentless whore
lol why do celeb's that are prego feel the need that they have to photograph themselves naked and show off their fat stomach to everyone? who cares, woman get pregnant all the time. big deal
Well there you go. A REAL LOOKING pregnant woman. Thankyou honey for putting yourself out there.
Team Dixon!
she has man hands and HUGGGGE thighs.
javine is a fucking slag
She has man hands.
shes a good for nothing homewrecker. i dont know one person that has any respect for her
a preagnant woman si the ugliest thing in the world.
She ain't no pop 'star'…. bitch is a home wrecking slut… we don't care about her in the UK why do you Perez!!???