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1. Maddieo says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   What has it got in its pocketses?

2. TRINA says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Adnan Osama watch out I'm the new Villan on the Block,Whoa Whoa Whoa whoah the Bad stuff

3. onemomwhosnuts says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   i might kill you in your sleep …

4. TRINA says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Yes Jack extremely F'd Up that would be love ur creativityLOL,LOL

5. cock sucker says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   CAN I SUCK UR BUGGER!!!!!

6. mhunter says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   He's just missing Sam Lufti's, "How To Completely Ruin A Starlet". She should run… and fast.

7. JIMMY D says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   hey, stop staring at my thinning hair,and lets go bounce some checks

8. Alexandra says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   "She ain't nothing but a gold digger but eh…fuck it."

9. cilla says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   You better get back to work!

10. SuperDutyDave says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What stupid shit is about to come out of her mouth this time.

11. Spanky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I will keep you HIGH baby…
    #97 said shart. that rocks.

12. scoob says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cha ching!

13. rick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    113

    That little beret is gonna look good bobbing on my knob later……

14. Elena says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yuck-O! I feel a little queasy… He is slimy.

15. Dash says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    115

    First she violated my winky then my stinky, whats next!

16. Rhonda Lu' says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    America what a cunt-tree. I love eing a pedaphile!

17. lerel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's thinking, "I'm in over my head, oh shit….."

18. annamole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    how can i make the murder look like an accident?

19. Matthew Cro says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    brit, i think i just sharted in my pants

20. Lisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    does she know it was me who farted and can she smell it????

21. iliketurtles says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shudder

22. Belinda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wonder if she knows I took her Black Visa Card to go shopping for my girl friend Lisa Minnelli.

23. andi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Who's your Svengali, bitch?

24. jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    cant believe this crazy cunt actually married my bald ass

25. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Ralphy – Haha! That is the EXACT thing I was going to say. He is a creepshow. She must be drugged.

26. Barbara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She would be nice with some fava beans and a nice chiante…..thh thth ththth thtth sshhh thth….

27. bollocks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    127

    "Let me borrow that top!"

28. Barbara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….It puts the lotion on it's skin….

29. blablabla says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …he's thinkin
    Honey, I don't remember where I parked the car. Do you remember?

30. Jessamyn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's thinking - your head will look so much better in my freezer……. With the others……..

31. Stefi Pietrofesa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want to eat your face.

32. tinaYO says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    a couple more months with me and no one will remember her name….muahahaha!!!

33. Na_Na says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    As we discussed you get that guy and I'll grab the loot.

34. Lola says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i just farted

35. lauritaa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    he's thinking: you got fat
    she's thinking: you look old enough to be my father

36. too much plastic surgery says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I thought this was Ashley Simpson

37. dbssfn says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "You love it, you slag!"

38. Kim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    KA CHING

39. maddisonblue says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    go fix me some pie bitch!!

40. dave says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    140

    LEt me stick in your pooper hole again

41. jaysus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "What I wouldn't give for a nice Chianti and some fava beans."

42. GABRIELLE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHEN YOU GONNA MAKE A HIT MOVIE SO I CAN GET SOME HAIR PLUGS BIATCH

43. Sss says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Your my creepy better half!

44. tori says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'm gonna eat your brain and gain your knowledge.

45. billybob says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I will steal you soul little one!

46. Stacie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

47. gabby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    god i wish you were Perez Hilton mmmmmm.

48. prefab says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …I'm a creepy man and I wonder if my wife knows that.

49. roxy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i will chop you up and have you for dinner

50. TRINA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Stacie – I laughed so hard I had to use the bathroom that coment rocked.

51. kaveh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i was in sixth grade with your parents

52. Christine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    CHA CHING!!!

53. Spang says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wish you were a man.

54. CLINTON ROCKS! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    154

    "YOU BETTER NOT TELL EVERYONE I'M YOUR DAD!"

55. Creepy old man says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I Vant to Suck her Blood. Muahahahahaaaaa!

56. Anne Sofie DK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Wow, i totallt nailed that shot. Get down on it!.. what the media should know, is that i have a huge co…" :b

57. Zoggina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Do I really have to fuck her? Ewwwww!"

58. katie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LET'S GET SOME BLOW

59. Tiffany says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "What the fuck happened to my wife's face?"

60. Cruzin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ……Did I really marry the ugly girl from Clueless??

61. Stephanie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Creepy McCreepy, Simon Monjak, is looking at his wife, Brittany Murphy, and thinking _______ "If I bury her body in the basement, how long before the odor gives me away?"

62. Alistair says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

63. Why am I posting here? says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …he is thinking "YES! THE LONGER SHE STAYS WITH ME, THE MORE IT KILLS HER CAREER! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

64. morons the lot of you says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Tiffany – You're a fucking moron. Go to hell, scum.

65. kittycat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i wonder if i can make a skin coat out of you….

66. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …ONLY 2 MORE YEARS & I GET HALF! BOOYAH>>>>

67. Meow the Lusty Kat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …………………….I loved how you sucked my cock last night?

68. Upstaterrr says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "God, I can't wait to stuff a tube sock down your throat, ass fuck you and blow lines from a Jimmy Buffet CD cover." All the while taping it for his future expose for access Hollywood.

69. fat pig says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want to suck your blood.

70. militant mary says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "you DID remember to bring the coke, right?"

71. virginia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    man i wanna fuck her

72. Leese says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    im going to kill you tonite (in a deep serious voice)

73. yeah yeah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    What? You think me and Josh don't mesh together? I'm outie!

74. Samantha says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Why hasn't the poison kicked in yet??!!?!?!?

75. Ohdoyouhearthat?Violins! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Creepy McCreepy, Simon Monjak, is looking at his wife, Brittany Murphy, and thinking "MHWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    [Photo via Getty Images.]

76. jojo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'ma spank ur lil tight ass when we get home!

77. Jady says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "Oh, hell, you peed your pants again didn't you?"

78. wikked says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Just wait til I clean out your bank accounts..muahhh….muahhhh…muah

79. S.P. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i really like my wife.

80. Ale* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "oh shit…i think she just realized that she's too good for me…"

81. L says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I want another line!!!

82. Randi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    He's thinkng…"JACKPOT!"

83. Nice says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: starla – Very funny…she does look like a midget!

84. micky says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "i wonder if after i eat her face off i can still sleep w/ her"

85. Bree says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    When will you start making money again?

86. Alisa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….he's thinking…"I Gotcha Bitch!"

87. shorty says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "creepier"

88. RICHARD03 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WAIT TILL I CUT YOUR FUCKING NECK WIDE OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

89. Perez's Bitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    "It's okay, we can get that face fixed"…LMFAO, I love you, Perez…and it doesn't matter if you're chunky, I still think you're sexy and sweet!

90. Colleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Bitch should be getting back to work and earning me some money!

91. Ashley says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You were worth every penny!

92. partygirl. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wanna fuck here betch. lol.

93. dee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    is he albanian?

94. mtremayne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she's thinking…"don't think i don't know what people say about you. i'm not that naive. behave and don't screw me over.

95. Special K says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    How the hell did I get her?

96. Drew says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If only she had less self esteem

97. babyduck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You guys should post pics of your boyfriends and husbands on here and see what kind of ratings they get from the rest of the beutiful people(and im sure that you are) that contribute their opinions on here nightly.

98. CHARLIE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS?!

99. carly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You think your sooooooo much prettier then me don't you bitch ?

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     she looks like my niece…