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The ghost of Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark made a frightful appearance at the AARP Magazine: Movies for Grown Ups Awards. (The AARP, the old people organization).
Really, what happened to her face?????

Posted: February 6, 2008 at 3:37 pm




Jesus Christ!!!!
that has to hurt!
first!
eww quit it
looks like a chemical peel???
first….and barf
that is f'd
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first wow thats crazy
FIRST SUCKERS!!
death becomes her!
eww whats wrong with her lips???????
she was on Nip/tuck last night! Looking Awful!
she looks like a ghost
lol
Firsttttttttttttt
eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…luv u perez
Oh Joan… what happend to you?
FIRST!
eeeeeeeeeeeew
FIRST!
EEKKK
it's called the morph. google: peggy kane
first…she's gross!
OUCH. Someone got samcked in ther face with the old and ulgy stick!!!!!!!!!
See…even all the money in the world can not make you look good. Pathetic.
*throw up*
sick
First biatchessss!!! Hayayyayayay
YUCK!!!!! It looks like she has the tattooed on makeup
OMG, i just peed my pants in fright. Damn.
she looked nasty on nip tuck last nite too
Yeah I was thinking she looked a bit freaky on Nip/Tuck last night. Stay away from the knife honey!
Maybe not so much her face but def. her makeup. Whoa.
This bitch was on Nip/Tuck last night and she wanted to look like a cat!!!
first! haha
1rst ???
YOWZA!!!!!!
FIRST
OMG!!! who saw her sex scene last night on nip/tuck?!?!?!
OMG!!
F1RST!
am i first really?
Definatly still wood..on her face!
First!!!
what has gone here is somone who has aged with dignity and not gone down the stupid wax work look that the majorirty of young hollywood are addicted too. maybe it isnt the best make up or dress she could have worn but hell at least shes real! i admire that a hell of alot more folks!
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OVAH !!!!
first????
gross!!!!!! that pic hurts my feelings.
Damn she's ugly
Kinda funny that she has the wrinkles around her eyes but her forehead is as smooth as a baby's bottom
FIRST!!!!
she looks like Lauri from Housewives of Orange County in about 20 years!
ewww fugly : ( poor thing
two lessons that people need to understand, #1 for the young celbutards, this is what happens when plastic surgery ages and #2, plastic surgery is not genetic…. if your fug but surgicallyenhanced, your kids are going to be ugly too.
YIKES! Dont these women know how to apply mascara? Maybe she should have waited a few years before having all that surgery done! She kind of looks like that socialite who looks like a cat!
wow! Her plastic surgeon sucks. LOL!!!
she's OLD that's what happened, perez. you're such an asshole sometimes, everyone ages
LOOKS LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN IN 20 YEARS.
How about hiring a make-up artist sweetheart! note:the flesh colored lips don't mesh well with the rest of your face AND nice spider lashes!
THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!
meep
What is really freaky….Joan Van Ark had a sex scene in an episode of Nip/Tuck {{{{vomit}}}
Now thats what I call Tarantula eyes! someone should have told her she doesn't know how to aply mascara! If she had someone eles do her makeup they need to be fired! hahahahahahahahaha
first? i feel bad for her….
THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!
Geez… and she used to be so pretty. Whatever happened to letting yourself age gracefully?
THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!
THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!
Ha ha….she looks like a tranny. Good god…how much makeup does she have caked on there?!
The makeup is hideous!
Did anyone see her on Nip/Tuck last night? SCARY!!
wow. . doesn't anyone remember how pretty she looked before her career died? ew. . *gag*
it's called getting old, not having surgery (recently) and not having someone do your makeup for you…. Them's the breaks.
dang that's scary. haha
Damn. That scared the piss out of me!
Now that's just sad
She creeped me out on Nip/Tuck last night. The sex scene! Ooooooh. I couldn't sleep!
She was so filled with Botox he face didn't move, except her eyes blinking and her giant puffed up lips. She could hardly talk. When she did, her voice sounded like my grand ma. You know, that "I've fallen and I can't get up!" shaky old voice?
She's also a freaking bone. It's like she's had all the fat on her body harvested and used to plump up her lips.
I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE M.J.
Where are her lips? She is the poster lady for 'how NOT to do plastic surgery' Seriously, she looks not so good.
NO MORE CLUMPY MASCARA!!! And, please, ladies, no mascara on your lower lashes after age 50, it makes you look all spidery.
I saw her on Nip/Tuck last night and was like "Oh man that chick's face isn't even the same color of the rest of her body…I've seen this weirdness before…oh! Perez posted photos of her!"
Thanks Perez, for helping me judge people without knowing them
She looks as old as Joan of Arc…if she were still alive, lol!
*first;
her face reminds me.
i want some raisons…
Haven't we seen this picture before. If not, then she SERIOUSLY needs a new make-up person!!!
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She looks like she's trying out for the "before" picture in one of those internet wrinkle-removal products.
Re: woow. – Yeah….the mishap is….she didn't have any!
she was on nip/tuck last night!
What's with the lips? I thought have neutral coloured lips went out in the '60's?
She's 64 people! She's looking pretty good for almost dead.
Ironic that she was on Nip/Tuck last night with storyline about a woman who wanted her face to look like a cat. She ought to sue her surgeon.
is that what happens after years of bad lip injections?
One day you will look in the mirror and be old too. She's not that bad–you 20 and 30 yr olds who are drinking, tanning or not using sunscreen, smoking and eating junk better hope you look as good when you are her age.
Her skin is pulled so tight i9t looks like saran wrap stretched across her face yuk just get a short curly perm with a rain scarf on your head and admit your old please I'm not buying it one bit
OMG! that post was soooo true! that is heidi montag in a few years!!! GOOD CALL! what happened to her? she looked better before all of her "work"! EWWWW!
umm… ew. idk who she is hahaha but wow
yuckkkkkk
she was on nip/tuck last night and woof! they tried to make her look not as hideous but goodness gracious! she's a hot mess!
Roots Joan…..ROOTS!!
There comes a time when people just need to stop fighting the aging process and let mother nature take her course; Her's was 20 years ago.
is that kaitlin doorley?
It's uncanny how much she LOOKS LIKE YOU PEREZ!!!
She looks pretty good for her advanced age. The red tint to her skin looks like a recent chemical peel. Why do people do that right before they'll be on camera?
This looks like a digitially enhanced aging picture of Lauri from the Real Housewives of Orange County! You should do a 'Separated at Birth' on them! HILARIOUS!
so sad! this is what happens when people in a beauty and youth-obsessed industry refuse to let themselves age naturally - they wind up looking like sideshow freaks.