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If You Are Easily Offended…

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The ghost of Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark made a frightful appearance at the AARP Magazine: Movies for Grown Ups Awards. (The AARP, the old people organization).

Really, what happened to her face?????

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521 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. Rhianna says – reply to this


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    Jesus Christ!!!!

  2. Tracy says – reply to this


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    that has to hurt!

  3. bertolero says – reply to this


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    first!

  4. loulou says – reply to this


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    eww quit it

  5. jak says – reply to this


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    looks like a chemical peel???

  6. Liz says – reply to this


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    first….and barf

  7. alipee says – reply to this


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    that is f'd

  8. badass says – reply to this


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    first

  9. luis says – reply to this


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    first wow thats crazy

  10. ELYSE123 says – reply to this


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    FIRST SUCKERS!!

  11. laura says – reply to this


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    death becomes her!

  12. melissa says – reply to this


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    eww whats wrong with her lips???????

  13. Sara says – reply to this


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    she was on Nip/tuck last night! Looking Awful!

  14. Silvia says – reply to this


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    she looks like a ghost
    lol

  15. Marcy says – reply to this


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    Firsttttttttttttt

  16. ally says – reply to this


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    eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…luv u perez

  17. gneville says – reply to this


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    Oh Joan… what happend to you?

    FIRST!

  18. starry says – reply to this


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    eeeeeeeeeeeew

  19. JJ says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  20. renee says – reply to this


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    EEKKK

  21. knowitall says – reply to this


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    it's called the morph. google: peggy kane

  22. ryan says – reply to this


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    first…she's gross!

  23. Woody!!!! says – reply to this


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    OUCH. Someone got samcked in ther face with the old and ulgy stick!!!!!!!!!

  24. natalie says – reply to this


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    See…even all the money in the world can not make you look good. Pathetic.

  25. Erica says – reply to this


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    *throw up*

  26. asdf says – reply to this


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    sick

  27. Joanna says – reply to this


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    First biatchessss!!! Hayayyayayay

  28. AMA says – reply to this


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    YUCK!!!!! It looks like she has the tattooed on makeup

  29. Nicole says – reply to this


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    OMG, i just peed my pants in fright. Damn.

  30. dana says – reply to this


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    she looked nasty on nip tuck last nite too

  31. Nate says – reply to this


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    Yeah I was thinking she looked a bit freaky on Nip/Tuck last night. Stay away from the knife honey!

  32. Son says – reply to this


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    Maybe not so much her face but def. her makeup. Whoa.

  33. bre says – reply to this


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    This bitch was on Nip/Tuck last night and she wanted to look like a cat!!!

  34. Jdub says – reply to this


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    first! haha

  35. Jdt says – reply to this


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    1rst ???

  36. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    YOWZA!!!!!!

  37. MARIBEL says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  38. minnie says – reply to this


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    OMG!!! who saw her sex scene last night on nip/tuck?!?!?!

  39. RaYcheL says – reply to this


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    OMG!!
    F1RST! :)

  40. am i really? says – reply to this


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    am i first really?

  41. still wood says – reply to this


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    Definatly still wood..on her face!

  42. mar says – reply to this


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    First!!!

  43. lets get real says – reply to this


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    what has gone here is somone who has aged with dignity and not gone down the stupid wax work look that the majorirty of young hollywood are addicted too. maybe it isnt the best make up or dress she could have worn but hell at least shes real! i admire that a hell of alot more folks!

  44. karmen says – reply to this


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    first

  45. RAYM says – reply to this


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    OVAH !!!!

  46. ririka says – reply to this


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    first????

  47. wow says – reply to this


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    gross!!!!!! that pic hurts my feelings.

  48. That's scary says – reply to this


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    Damn she's ugly :P

    Kinda funny that she has the wrinkles around her eyes but her forehead is as smooth as a baby's bottom

  49. cathy says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!

  50. Krystal says – reply to this


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    she looks like Lauri from Housewives of Orange County in about 20 years!

  51. andrea says – reply to this


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    ewww fugly : ( poor thing

  52. lily says – reply to this


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    two lessons that people need to understand, #1 for the young celbutards, this is what happens when plastic surgery ages and #2, plastic surgery is not genetic…. if your fug but surgicallyenhanced, your kids are going to be ugly too.

  53. deedee says – reply to this


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    YIKES! Dont these women know how to apply mascara? Maybe she should have waited a few years before having all that surgery done! She kind of looks like that socialite who looks like a cat!

  54. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    wow! Her plastic surgeon sucks. LOL!!!

  55. meghan says – reply to this


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    she's OLD that's what happened, perez. you're such an asshole sometimes, everyone ages

  56. silly says – reply to this


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    LOOKS LIKE LINDSAY LOHAN IN 20 YEARS.

  57. Ashley says – reply to this


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    How about hiring a make-up artist sweetheart! note:the flesh colored lips don't mesh well with the rest of your face AND nice spider lashes!

  58. kaimosae says – reply to this


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    THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!

  59. gdaf says – reply to this


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    meep

  60. tlcslc says – reply to this


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    What is really freaky….Joan Van Ark had a sex scene in an episode of Nip/Tuck {{{{vomit}}}

  61. Mary K says – reply to this


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    Now thats what I call Tarantula eyes! someone should have told her she doesn't know how to aply mascara! If she had someone eles do her makeup they need to be fired! hahahahahahahahaha

  62. honeybat says – reply to this


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    first? i feel bad for her….

  63. troug says – reply to this


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    THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!

  64. ~Deevah~ says – reply to this


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    Geez… and she used to be so pretty. Whatever happened to letting yourself age gracefully?

  65. huntk says – reply to this


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    THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!

  66. ulcgu says – reply to this


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    THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!! THAT'S ALL KINDS OF FUCKED UP! HER LIPS LOOK LIKE SHE WAS BURNED BY FIRE OR SUM SHIT!!!

  67. Del says – reply to this


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    Ha ha….she looks like a tranny. Good god…how much makeup does she have caked on there?!

  68. MCH says – reply to this


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    The makeup is hideous!

  69. meg says – reply to this


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    Did anyone see her on Nip/Tuck last night? SCARY!!

  70. lauritaa says – reply to this


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    wow. . doesn't anyone remember how pretty she looked before her career died? ew. . *gag*

  71. cw says – reply to this


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    it's called getting old, not having surgery (recently) and not having someone do your makeup for you…. Them's the breaks.

  72. Steph says – reply to this


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    dang that's scary. haha

  73. EEEEK says – reply to this


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    Damn. That scared the piss out of me!

  74. Chaimy Silverstein says – reply to this


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    Now that's just sad

  75. Dr. Feelgood says – reply to this


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    She creeped me out on Nip/Tuck last night. The sex scene! Ooooooh. I couldn't sleep!

    She was so filled with Botox he face didn't move, except her eyes blinking and her giant puffed up lips. She could hardly talk. When she did, her voice sounded like my grand ma. You know, that "I've fallen and I can't get up!" shaky old voice?

    She's also a freaking bone. It's like she's had all the fat on her body harvested and used to plump up her lips.

  76. YOUR MOTHER says – reply to this


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    I THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE M.J.

  77. dianne says – reply to this


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    Where are her lips? She is the poster lady for 'how NOT to do plastic surgery' Seriously, she looks not so good.

    NO MORE CLUMPY MASCARA!!! And, please, ladies, no mascara on your lower lashes after age 50, it makes you look all spidery.

  78. Tandy says – reply to this


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    I saw her on Nip/Tuck last night and was like "Oh man that chick's face isn't even the same color of the rest of her body…I've seen this weirdness before…oh! Perez posted photos of her!"

    Thanks Perez, for helping me judge people without knowing them ;)

  79. Natali says – reply to this


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    She looks as old as Joan of Arc…if she were still alive, lol!

  80. shOrty.xX says – reply to this


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    *first;
    her face reminds me.
    i want some raisons…

  81. blablabla says – reply to this


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    Haven't we seen this picture before. If not, then she SERIOUSLY needs a new make-up person!!!
    .
    She looks like she's trying out for the "before" picture in one of those internet wrinkle-removal products.

  82. hahaha says – reply to this


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    Re: woow.Yeah….the mishap is….she didn't have any!

  83. Lydia says – reply to this


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    she was on nip/tuck last night!

  84. Vee says – reply to this


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    What's with the lips? I thought have neutral coloured lips went out in the '60's?

  85. Rachel says – reply to this


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    She's 64 people! She's looking pretty good for almost dead.

  86. Deb says – reply to this


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    Ironic that she was on Nip/Tuck last night with storyline about a woman who wanted her face to look like a cat. She ought to sue her surgeon.

  87. nars says – reply to this


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    is that what happens after years of bad lip injections?

  88. Karen says – reply to this


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    One day you will look in the mirror and be old too. She's not that bad–you 20 and 30 yr olds who are drinking, tanning or not using sunscreen, smoking and eating junk better hope you look as good when you are her age.

  89. TRINA says – reply to this


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    Her skin is pulled so tight i9t looks like saran wrap stretched across her face yuk just get a short curly perm with a rain scarf on your head and admit your old please I'm not buying it one bit

  90. hay says – reply to this


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    OMG! that post was soooo true! that is heidi montag in a few years!!! GOOD CALL! what happened to her? she looked better before all of her "work"! EWWWW!

  91. teenah_pragmatic@sbcglobal.net says – reply to this


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    umm… ew. idk who she is hahaha but wow

  92. tinaaa says – reply to this


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    yuckkkkkk

  93. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    she was on nip/tuck last night and woof! they tried to make her look not as hideous but goodness gracious! she's a hot mess!

  94. geez says – reply to this


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    Roots Joan…..ROOTS!!

  95. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    There comes a time when people just need to stop fighting the aging process and let mother nature take her course; Her's was 20 years ago.

  96. bug hater says – reply to this


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    is that kaitlin doorley?

  97. jp says – reply to this


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    It's uncanny how much she LOOKS LIKE YOU PEREZ!!!

  98. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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    She looks pretty good for her advanced age. The red tint to her skin looks like a recent chemical peel. Why do people do that right before they'll be on camera?

  99. Stepheyne says – reply to this


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    This looks like a digitially enhanced aging picture of Lauri from the Real Housewives of Orange County! You should do a 'Separated at Birth' on them! HILARIOUS!

  100. abbyrose says – reply to this


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    so sad! this is what happens when people in a beauty and youth-obsessed industry refuse to let themselves age naturally - they wind up looking like sideshow freaks.

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