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The ghost of Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark made a frightful appearance at the AARP Magazine: Movies for Grown Ups Awards. (The AARP, the old people organization).
Really, what happened to her face?????
Posted: February 6, 2008 at 3:37 pm
She use to be so pretty !!! AND NATURAL !!!! WHY !!
She looks like the bitch on Nip/Tuck last night, who also looks like Laurie from Real House Wives of Orange County. WTF?!?
Great for Joan, but Perez, what about Robert Pattinson?
she's old. maybe could use some lipstick. what's the big fucking deal you bunch of prissy assholes?
Does anyone else think she looks like Lori from Real Housewives of Orange County?? except REALLY old!
she was on nip tuck last night and it was terrifying too lol
OMG !
WHAT IS THAT ??!!!
She used to be soooo beautiful!!! What happened?
Botox and plastic surgery happened to her face for sure.
Looks like it might hurt and burst with the next brighter smile. Ouch….
Don'T pull another bloody mary!
Yikes…..
Like…..ZOIKS SCOOOOOOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bad chemical peel
DIZAMMNNN!!!!! What happened to her??? A little too much Nip/Tuck?
Perez,
She's old. You will grow old too. You will one day not look as youthful and good as you look now. Why do you have to be such an ASSHOLE?
Re: KellyO –
oh my word, yes!!! this is the cruel reality of sun damage! eeeekkkk!!! SPF 15 PEOPLE!!!
yUcK!!
ewwww
She has BUTTLIPS for a mouth.
Basicly, she transplanted her asshole to her face, isn't that obvious, DUH!
Re: Anonymous – I did see her on Nip/Tuck. What was UP with those lips???
She was on Nip/Tuck last night, and I was thinking she looked just as scary as the "cat lady" on the show.
Geez. :/
This is oooold!!!
WHY DO WHITE WOMEN AGE SO FAST/SO MUCH??????????? YIKES!
WOW what a stunner! lol
she needs a new mascara!!
MY GOD
i think i just poooped myself
argh! when bad pastic surgery happens to has been people!
Jesus H Christ…. The woman is 63 years old. Will agree that she could have done a better job of it as far as the make up goes, but hell… give her a break already. Perez makes a point of posting unflattering photos of people. I think she is lovely. She is an older woman now. End of topic
Re: whoever –
YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! I was thinking the same thing. She's got that "I used to be a (ugly) man" look.
i swear i saw this picture months ago…?? unless i'm having premonitions about scary old women??
She had a peal done on her face. Looks like it still didn't heal - yikes!
To me it looks like she's recently had a chemical peel. Don't ya think? Plus she's 64 people, give her a break!!!
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somebody forgot to tell her that over 50 you must not where frosts…
Maybe this is how celebrities look when they DON'T get millions of surgical procedures done to their face. All those camera flashes fuck with your looks or something.
I think we know what happened to her face. Don't these women know what clowns they look like? They're way more attractive if they DON'T do all that damn surgery! GROSS!!!!
thats sad:(
Yes she may not look amazing but she is OLD! old people are suppose to look old and you will be old one day and probably be way uglyer Perez. and youll have a loose ass hole
ew to her on nip/tuck last night. she was the perfect stereotype of herself.
Even in her prime this woman was homely, plastic surgery sure didn't help matters.
Don't knock the AARP Perez. Shame on you, your own mother is probably a member. We're not all "old people" and most of us look a hell of a lot better than poor Joan.
Re: heather – That's so nit picky. All these sites have to use the same pics but somehow make them fresh and unique to their particular outlet. Perez is the master of that skill. I can read the same story a million times other places but Perez always makes it much more entertaining. I come here first for all my gossip baby! Perez knows what I want!
She was on Nip/Tuck last night it was great!
She must do her own makeup. She is very red and then she paints her eyes with pink?? She wouldent look so bad if she got a makeup artist and self tanner.
You know, if she had a more flattering haircut, like bangs and some layers near her face, she would look much better. Also, that makeup isn't doing her any favors, a little color on her lips would make a world of difference. All in all, she has something to work with as long as she stops the lifts, peels, and whatever else….
Uhh..not to be mean but …$$ for nothing..botox didnt work =/
Give that old bitch a liter of water!
And that's with her wearing slap. Lord save us when we get to see her with no makeup and botoxless….
looks like my grandma did after her chemical peal.
Can I recommend another surgery to fix the last mistakes. Disgusting.
I know it sounds mean, but she looks like Lauri from Housewives of OC in about 15 years.
Uhm. Not hot, and she looked twice as bad on Nip/Tuck Tuesday night…she's the next Jocelyn Wildenstein….
she's 64, that's so wrong!
what's up with all the fur.she looks awful.stop the killing of our innocent animals.God bless all.
She looks like that chick Lauri from Desperate Housewives on Bravo
FIRST!
OMG! Did anyone see her on NIP/ TUCK last night. Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have to give her a little break. Isn't she almost eighty?
what the fuck? wow. I DONT WANT TO GET OLD! what's with the mascara? can't she get a doctor to "fill-in" those line around her mouth??????????????
I saw her on some entertainment show last night, and she was talking about her appearance on "Nip/Tuck" and plastic surgery and she said something along the lines of people get too caught up in it, and for all those young girls, don't lose yourself….. I'm looking at her like, what the eff lady, you're a total hypocrite! Scary Jocelyn Wildenstein wannabe.
She was on Nip/Tuck last night.
She's so scary looking!
how old is she though? that would give some perspective.
Re: {{{{ Hillary will save the world }}} – How do you know she wazzzzz always ugly??? YOU'RE FUCKING 10!! WTF!!! she was like…..54 when you were born!! Go watch TV or better yet…..why don't you go work on your spelling!
She got old.
It happens to all of us……
Doesnt she look like Lauri from the Real Housewives of Orange County..lol
OMG I know! She was on Nip/Tuck last night I don't what was more disturbing her doing Chirstian (saying "sock it to me" over and over again) or her mangled face! Yikes sucks to be old
lolz.
I think that it's the make-up. Bad!!!
wow
You putzs Your time will come unless you OD first…Good luck
slam the door of the closet when you go back in !
fuck the face!
woah gone under the knife one to many times ?
i think so..
LOL, it's the Crypt Keeper from "Tales from the Crypt"!!!
that is just so sad.
LINDSEY LOHAN IN 5 YEARS
Def Heidi Montag in 20 years!
Re: kc21 –
That's hilarious. I was got a jolt out of shock too… I think the best part is how her lashes really "set off" the look.
clumpy mascara is very aging.
and VERRRRY 70's as well. in this
day and age, there's no reason for
that faux pas anymore! why do women
always want to get face implants
anyway? there's no need to stretch
your skin out over some piece of
plastique anymore, either! use botox,
restelyn or whatever! people are
starting to look like those old tv guide
cariactures of themselves. and if you're
going to get the implants anyways, do
your homework. don't go to the doctors
who do sly stallone, priscilla presley or
jocelyn wildenstein. you WILL end up
looking like them. that's the only range
those doctors know, they are not artists,
they are merely plastique-shovers-under-
the-skin-ers. ew! xo
That is just strange, tooo much sun maybe! She looks like a freak of nature!
she was definitly just on nip/tuck last night.
what a freak.
Is it just me or does she look like Lauri off the Real Housewives Of Orange County?
She really doesn't look that bad. Its just a bad case of the wrong makeup. She needed less mascara, less liner and a darker lipstick. Just picture it. She would have looked better. She is too washed out.
Poor thing
283!
Oh dear God. That is the definition of train wreck…..
RUDE! RUDE! RUDE! Wait until your fluffy ass begins to shrivel. Oh wait, it already has…..Oh by the way, nice outfit at fashion week. Jerk off!
saw her on Nip/Tuck last night and she scared the poo out of me!
um…wow…it's the Crypt Keeper making her rounds.
good for her - she chooses to grow old gracefully - and naturally.
no botox - no surgury - just good old fashioned age. like a normal person.
all you haters - just need to look at yo momma before you say anything rude.
Never mind her face (which is awful), what's with her roots? She looks terrible and probably why they kicked her off the Young and the Restless (she was playing Gloria for a bit).
I know she looks dreadful, but I must say that she looks a lot better than she did in your last post about her. There I remember she wore bright red eye-liner to go with her red eye-brows - and she appeared to be MUCH more gray than this.
So, I agree she looks bloody scary - but not as scary as we've seen her earlier.
Dear lord..
that's what Heidi Montag is going to look like in like 3 years, less than that if she decides to really marry Spencer Prat!
What happened to aging gracefully?
Re: coco – 262
There is a very simple solution to you not growing old. If you weren't so stupid you probably would have come upon this yourself. I'm not going to tell you what that solution is, but I'm going to send you some arsenic. Now, if you are capable, put 2 and 2 together, and voila, no more growing old. If somebody promised you that after Monday of next week, your problem would be solved, you'd cry like a 1 day old baby. Grow up and respect your elder's appearance.
She would look so much better with professionally done hair and makeup - and some color on her lips!
Well, she would look like an older lady who had a bunch of botox on her forehead and nose job, anyhow.
2 words…….BOTOX FREAK!!!!
Sorta looks like "Lauri" from The real housewives of Orange County!!
Damn…ouch. Looks like her face hurts!
Is it just me.-but I swear she looks like the lady from the real housewives of orange county show….?
Stay out of the sun kids.