If You Are Easily Offended…
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The ghost of Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark made a frightful appearance at the AARP Magazine: Movies for Grown Ups Awards. (The AARP, the old people organization).
Really, what happened to her face?????
Posted: February 6, 2008 at 3:37 pm
she got old
Hello? She's OLD! That's what people look like when they are old! Dang, is everyone 13 on here???? Yeah, she looks….OLD.
I don't know what I'd do if I woke up every morning to that fuckin' mug. I think I'd smear my brains all over the balcony with my husband's 30 ot 6. Seriously, something strange and spiritual came over me when I clicked on this and realized she still looks like that.
I don't know what's worse… the plastic face or the BAD makeup!
Really WHAT happened? I think what DIDN'T happen might be an easier answer…. holy moly!
wasn't she on nip/tuck last night?
Haven't we already seen this pic on here?????
plus she was a creepy plastic surgery patient on Nip Tuck last night! fitting!
Ahh I knew that was the broad from Nip Tuck last night!
EWWWWW
She totaly looks like the lady from the RealOC house wives
yuo should have seen her on nip/tuck last night….it was distgusting!
you people are so gay with this whole "first" thing
Oh my god. She looks like Patrick Swayze!
wasnt she just on nip/tuck last night?
I think she had skin cancer you douches.
SHE WAS ON NIP AND TUCK LAST NIGHT HAHHAA
OLD TRANNY - HERMAN MUNSTER in DRAG.
EEEEEEEeeeekkkk!!!!!!!!!!! That's Skeeeery!
Yawn! Here he goes again. Mario recycling stuff from other sites.
terrifying.
Leave her alone! Her face is melting!
wow she looks awful
separated at birth: her and lauri from real housewives
why is this under "don't click if you're easily offended" ? But yea, grossss
Check her out on last Tuesday's episode of Nip/Tuck…(seriously)
she was on nip/tuck last night
sooo scary
And to think she denies any plastic surgery! HA!
Perez,it's called growing old,you worthless shitstain.
old people and their plastic surgeries …
That's just not right…Why didn't someone tell the poor woman, "Less is more"…?
omgg does anyone watch real housewives of orange county?? she looks JUST like Lauri
Gay make up man STAT!! How bout some lipstick?
she looks like that chick from the real housewives of OC
she always looked sort of like that only now she doesn't has enough fat under her facial skin to support her features, so she's more like a skinned chicken. some people just do not really "see" themselves in the mirror. everythings "sort of the same"…same bad false eyelashes, same amputated nose job, same long, too thin face…but add the years and now its not ok anymore.
she needs a different hair do and color, too…ghostly!
and…what's with the lips the same color as her face? cadaver like! and i recently saw her on some sort of info-mercial…for a beauty product, i think…that casting director should be flogged to within an inch of her/his life! death warmed over…look in the mirror, for heaven's sake!
YAH, THAT'S ONE CREEPY MANNEQUIN. WHY IS SHE DRESSING LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD? HOPE SHE'S WEARING HER DEPENDS.
YAH, THAT'S ONE CREEPY MANNEQUIN. WHY IS SHE DRESSING LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD? HOPE SHE'S WEARING HER DEPENDS.
Does anyone ever tell these people what they REALLY look like??????? I hope when I'm old and wrinkly one day that somebody loves me enough to restrain me from exiting my home until I got it right.
Re: eg111388 – yeah…bleached blonde…bad nose job…long, too thin face…no color on her lips, and an ongoing delusion that she's still 21!
This is what Heidi Montag will look like in 10 years!!!
She was also on Nip/Tuck last night. I don't think she can say she hasn't had any work done.
too freakin scary for words…
Re: Katy – rflmao!
LET SEE……………….. TOO MUCH SUN………………TOO MUCH BOTOX…………….AND TOO MANY FACE LIFTS
I pee'd a little.
She IS over 70 yrs old. If she wasnt a celebrity would we care? She could use a face lift or something tho.
What the fuck means "1st"/"FIRST"
I think I saw a Star Trek about this - they stretch their faces until they crack apart and bleed . . . . . Eweeeeeeeee
So this is what Lauri of Desperate Houswives will look like in 5 years!! Maybe she is the younger sister…
Looks like Lauri from The Real Housewives of Orange County in 15 years!
Ah, trying to be first. Get it.
lmao, shame on you perez
Obviously what happened is a redonkulous amount of plastic surgery. She looks like ass, and they portrayed that perfectly on Nip Tuck last night!
put some f*cking lipstick on.
fuckin mummy
Sad times have befallen her it seems. The mass amounts of faux fur that make the outfit are crazy, with the black serging as the clean finish around the neckline? What did she do? Reassemble a ton of thrift store stuffed animals and have her dry cleaner make a "fabulous top"?
she looks like the mom from the real housewives of orange county.
OH YES I DID.
SEEING HER RIDE DR. HOT STUFF WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANNA DO A NUKE PUKE!
SHE HAD, PAST TENSE, REALLY SKINNY LIPS - SO SEEING HER WITH THE ANGELINA SPECIAL JUST ISN'T WORKING OUT.
SHE SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE TURTLE LIPS….
she looks the like lady from the real house wives of oc
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa help help oh wait its juts her we all juts screamed
THat looks like the lady from the real desperate housewives Laurie ?
She was on Nip/Tuck last night!! kinda ironic…
Maybe she is getting old?
ANOTHER REASON WHY I'M SO GLAD I AIN'T WHITE….WHITE WOMEN AGE THE WORST…BY 30 THEY ARE LOOKING ALL HAGGARD AND NASTY AND BY THE MID THIRTIES, THEY LOOK LIKE THEY SHOULD BE IN AN ELDERLY HOME.
It looks like she had some kind of chemical treatment on her face, and it became a little more severe than she had planned. Look at the edges of her scalp. You can see that under the hair the skin is pale and fresh. Then right at the hairline, the skin is red and shiney. She probably got one of those intense chemical peels and got really burned. Her lips look they have tons of vaseline on them. They're burned too.
Actually this is one of the better pictures of her I've EVER seen.
WTF! I jumped in my seat. That looks like one of the scary witches I thought was going to crawl out from under my bed as a child.
Was she on Nip/Tuck last night?!
sad thing is the bitch walked out of the house saying "ooOOooh i look good!"
her eyelashes look crispy…oof. have we NOT learned anything from Joan Rivers people?!
looks like heidi montag
What the hell is this? Imagine how she look without makeup
This is really old, I remember this on Holycandy.com almost 5 months ago,
Those eyebrows never left my memory,
Perezito, I love you, but come on! Posting Janice Dickinson-old news is seriously beneath you!
Get over your firsts///fuckers
you know who this looks like? laurie from the real housewives of orange county
asqueroso!!!!! ewwwwww
What is wrong with her lips
I wish people would just grow old gracefully, dont they realize that this doesnt look better than wrinkles. And if youre that upset over the wrinkles get a little botox, facelifts arent pretty. She wears to much makeup also, and the pale lipstick isnt flattering. She looks like she also may have had a chemical peel.
***************It looks like LAURI from The Real Housewives of Orange County******************
she looks ilike vicki from real housewives. Poor thing
^o)….can we say fake
If you think that picture is scary, you should see her in person. OMG! I saw her at a beauty salon in Beverly Hills, and she does look like a burn victim. The salon did not help her at all. Her face looks so scarred, it's freaky! I could not believe my eyes! She lips are all scarred; her face is so scary, it gave me nightmares. What is wrong with her? She was trying to hide her face from me. I wish she had!!
WTF! is that a woman? Scary shit! Does she know how f…ed up her plastic surgery looks?
Hey guys! It's Lauri Waring in 5 more years and 3 more surgeries!
She feel into a tub of bleach.
I saw her on Nip/Tuck last night. Too bad they couldn't help her. LOL I've seen her in person, and believe it or not, she looks much worse in person, if that's possible! Her face looks burned and is all scarred. So frightening!!!!!
WOOAH! SCARY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY. POOR THING. AND SHE'S ALWAYS LOOKED ANOREXIC. I REALLY THINK WHEN WOMEN AGE THEY SHOULD PUT A LITTLE WEIGHT ON TO PUSH OUT THE WRINKLES NATURALLY. SKINNY WOMEN WHO AGE LOOK LIKE SKELETONS. NOT HEALTHY.
She fell into a large tub of bleach.
umm .. she's 64 yrs old
When she was on Knot's Landing I use to jerk off to her all the time! Now when I look at her my dick gets smaller!
She looks like Peter O'Toole in drag.
Looks like her forehead wanted a lift, but the rest of her face said NO!!!! lol
She wasn't that good looking to begin with, even in her day.
oh my god that is some scary shit! it looks like she peeled off someone elses face and put it on yuck
Oh come on now, not everyone has decided to do BOTOX! Shame on you Perez. I guess she has decided to go ahead and age. My only issue is, that when you become this age you shouldn't try to keep such a young looking hair style, it seem's to only make you look older and like your trying to hold onto your youth. She need's a more mature style………………Just proves not everyone in hollywood is in their 20's..
Oh my blooming..hell…what the heck..thats bloody scary…I remember her from years back…she wont need no halloween costume this year…even Michael Jackson looks good compared to that…okay maybe not….
How could Nip Tuck let Christian Troy bone THAT?!?! I totally lost my lady boner for him during last night's episode.
didnt you have this couple of months ago?
completely disgusting though
AGE IS BEAUTY!
she was just on nip/tuck last night (having sex with Christian-ew.) and looked soooo wierd! she is starting to resemble joan rivers with all of the plastic surgery!
STARS TRYING TO DELAY THE AGING PROCESS AND IT ALL WENT WRONG. IT WORKS FOR A WHILE AND THEN IT ALL FALLS APART–THEY BECOME A PARODY OF THEMSELVES. PERHAPS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER TO AGE NATUARLLY AND GRACEFULLY.
Well, she looks fine from the forehead to the nose…but once you get to the mouth and the chin…GACK!!!
Too much lip collagen is what makes her look PARTICULARLY fugly!
That loose skin around the neck doesn't help.