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The ghost of Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark made a frightful appearance at the AARP Magazine: Movies for Grown Ups Awards. (The AARP, the old people organization).
Really, what happened to her face?????
Posted: February 6, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Well, she looks fine from the forehead to the nose…but once you get to the mouth and the chin…GACK!!!
Too much lip collagen is what makes her look PARTICULARLY fugly!
That loose skin around the neck doesn't help.
Well, she looks fine from the forehead to the nose…but once you get to the mouth and the chin…GACK!!!
Too much lip collagen is what makes her look PARTICULARLY fugly!
That loose skin around the neck doesn't help.
Well, she looks fine from the forehead to the nose…but once you get to the mouth and the chin…GACK!!!
Too much lip collagen is what makes her look PARTICULARLY fugly!
That loose skin around the neck doesn't help.
What Teri Hatcher will look like at Joan's age.
She says she hasn't had any work done? yea right! p.s. she was on Nip/Tuck last night.
i just saw her on nip/tuck last night and she looked pretty good and donna mills was also on the show and they both looked great!!
she looks like Tammy Fay!
That looks like Lauri from Real Houswives in 20 years!!!
it's her makeup! totally white in the middle and pink on the outsides!!!
She looks like an older version of heidi montag, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Meg Ryan in a few years.
it' called being old… we will undergo the same stage eventually, unleast you die young… that's reality.
karma baby, for being such a joan crawford
The Picture is Bad, Yes. BUT She was just on Nip/Tuck and Looked "abit" Overdone, But Nothing Like This.
um is it me or is the the ghost of heidi montag's future??
this is what the chick from Housewives of OC will look like in 10 - 15 years!
she looks like ann coulter
"Looks like her forehead wanted a lift, but the rest of her face said NO!!!! lol"
Ray Ray:
I'm LOLing too!!
It appears she and Michael Jackson have been visiting the same plastic surgeon…
the best is i saw her on tv last night saying young girls shouldn't get plastic surgery…it was on et or the insider…it was retardedly ironic.
older women should not wear so much make-up. It always looks drag queenish.
HEIDI MONTANG'S FUTURE
HEIDI MONTANGS FUTURE!
She has always had a horrible nose job. Now the rest of her face looks lousy too.
Girlfriend needs to find the right shade of foundation ya'll
She's gotten old. You'll look like that one day, Perez.
this looks just like the lady on real house wifes of orange county….twinssss!!
Is Tammy Faye back?
Is it just me or does this remind anyone else of what Lauri from The Real Housewives of Orange County could look like in a few years. Scary, scary, scary.
That's bad botox baby!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
shes gonna turn out like that "Cat Lady"
Crazy lady overplaying her sexual hand that got should have been thrown in YEARS ago. Or have spiders take up residence in your eye sockets!
It rubs the lotion on its skin!
Isn't she wearing one of those bank robber mask?
I think she is going to rob a bank.
Is she Jocelyne Wilderstein's mother?
EW!!
she looks like an aged Lauri from THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY lol!
she looks just like lauri from real housewives of orange county
Ho! my god……she need a stylist.
she looks like the one bitch from real housewifes of the o.c ..Lmao;and yeah,wtf happend to her face???…
Honestly, celebrities have no excuse for being ugly. They have enough money to hire someone to make them look decent.
Kind of reminds me of the homer simpson makeup gun.. the one that shoots makeup on your face, yeah well it got her well.
She's so ugly and her face is so disgusting that it is actually quite unfortunate.
Get help.
ASAP!
this is a hot mess that goes from the roots all the way down….
she looks like Lauri from the real housewives of Orange County
WHAT HAPPENED TO JOAN VAN ARK IS THIS:
1. A LASER PEEL ON HER FACE THAT HAS NOT YET HEALED.
2. BOTOX
3. NOSE JOB
4. FACE LIFT
5. TOO MUCH MAKEUP TO COVER THE BRUISES
WHAT IS WRONG WITH AGING GRACEFULLY. THESE MIDDLE AGE STARS ARE RUINING THEIR LOOKS WITH AWFULL SURGERY. THEY ALL DO IT AND THEY ALL LOOK TERRIBLE - LOTS OF MONEY AND NO BRAINS
Geez! What do you expect? The woman is 65 years old! Granted it does look like she's had some bad plastic surgery.
I-Yi-Yi!!!! Joan, Joan, Joan — PLEASE STAY HOME!! You are scaring the American population! Baby, Michael Jackson has nothing on you!
myyyyyy eyyyyyeeesssssssssssssssss!
no joke, i jumped when i saw this horrific piece of shit.
scary!!!!!
holy shit.
dude, she looks wasted and siliconed up.
Have you seen her in the last epi from Nip Tuck??? Where are her lips?
She looks like Lauri from the real housewives of orange county on bravo tv
WHAT is that??
ewwww she looks like a melted barbie
This is disturbing. WHY couldnt she just age gracefully like the rest of them?!
She has to go and fuck her face up!
she's stretched tighter than I don't know what.
I seen her a couple months ago on a different site, and that picture absolutely scared the SHIT out of me!!! She looked like she had been burnt in a fire, but they said that she had just had a chemical peel done. This picture makes her look like a freakin beauty queen compared to that!
Poor lady looks like an old drag queen. The least she could have done would have been to apply some lipstick that isn't flesh-colored.
I had to look twice. man! what did she do? Or who did this to her?
eek
ewww. she looks like something from the wax museum!
..and then if they don't have plastic surgery and allow themselves to age naturally, you attack them for looking old. They can't win really.
awe i feel sorry for her. she just wants to look young again
Wow, that actually did freak me out. Good lord, chemical peel?
I knew it wasn't prosthetics on NIP TUCK last night. that shit was to bad to be fake.
GOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She almost looks like Lauri from the Real Housewives or Orange County
Re: KellyO – haha! you are so right! i thought the same thing when i saw her!!
Hey, Perez,
I hope my kid is the one doing the shitty blog about your tired ass when you are this age! At least SHE looked good when she was young….you can't even pull that off! Think about what you will look like! I Can't Wait!
holy shiz… at first before i read the caption above it i thought it was lenette of of desperate housewives. oh wow. lady, get something done soon, or go hop in your grave, and stop scarrying us all!!lol.
look at her chin and neck area………this is a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF????
Anyone seen the movie Escape From L.A.??? Bad movie -but all about LA's obsession with youth. Check the scene out when "Snake" (Kurt Russell) get's captured by plastic surgeons. Creepy.
Why is this look appeal to Hollywood rather than aging naturally?
Yuck.
Wow, so that is Karma Face.
hope this is not what the Olsen twins look like in 70 years….
how have you not mentioned her on nip tuck? i died last night…p.s. she SHO needs a new make-up artist!
So sad when a 70yo tries to look 35…
OH SHIT
heidi montag in about 8 years….
a crap can full of make up exploded on her face, thats what
she needs to not do her makeup like that it looks horrible and she should wear some lipstick and she should think about hiring a stylist because her outfit is ridiculous
Return of the mummy
this is what Madonna is going to look like at 60
She looks like she's melting
OMG this looks EXACTLY like Heidi Montag after 20 years/plastic surgeries.
what the hell is that it scared the shit out of me wrinkly much?
DID HER STYLIST ACTUALLY LET HER OUT RIGHT AFTER HER BOTOX TREATMENT?????
She was always strange looking, but this is SCARY!
How did they keep a straight face when she was on Nip/Tuck?
she sort of looks like a 90 year old vagina!
Um I think she got old, some times people do that. Fucking cunts!
wow she looks real special
I'd hit that….with my car
she was just on Nip/Tuck and she looked even WORSE than in this photo!! TOO much!!
I dont know who she is but I just see a lady who hasnt surcome to the vanity obsessed tightening, slicing, pulling, stappling, poision injecting culture of hollywood and GOOD FOR HER! She should be celebrated not attact for this!
omg why do you torture us Perez??
Scared for life O_O WTF???
YIKES!!!!!!!!!That is sooooooo much worse than Madonna's recent pit stain with her unibrow daughter!!!
wtfff?
haha weird