Woman Of The Year, Bitches
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was just awarded the Harvard Lampoon's Woman of the Year award Wednesday on the steps of the "Lampoon Castle" in Cambridge, MA.
After arriving an hour late, typically, Paris received her large, oversized trophy from the staff of Harvard's humor magazine.
One of the Lampoon's members, Hayes Davenport, said "The sporadically given honor is much like the Harvard Hasty Pudding award, but better than or equal to Woman of the Year. The choice was pretty easy when you think of who's had the most profound effect on our lives."
Paris accepted her award and jokingly told the crowd, "Thank you all for coming. An international icon meets countless people every day."
We think she was joking.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: February 6, 2008 at 7:44 pm
No,No,No… Paris is better !!!
Why does homegirl look more and more like Martha Stewart everytime I see her?!
Perez- why don't you show the video of 50 Cent telling her to get her skank ass off his stage and her crying like the baby bitch she is? Does she pay you to just say nice things about her? You're so transparent. How about making fun of her wonky lazy inbred eye? Huh huh?
The winner of the biggest slut of the year award.
She signed my Sidekick, personalized and everything. Even taking the time to make sure the "i" in my name was dotted with a heart. The fact that it took her upwards of 15 to 20 seconds to do this was ridiculously funny. I thought she decided to write a novel, turns out she's just retarded. And EXTREMELY UNATTRACTIVE in person. Seriously. I was astonished. No one thought she was going to sign anything, either, so people were giving her the most random shit. ID cards, textbooks, umbrellas (it was raining). It was quite the scene. Her words to me when she finally handed it back, "this is so fucking fun." Yeah…
woman of the year?!
JESUS CHRIST!
Harvard Lampoon obviously think the correct way to become "woman of the year" is to start off your "career" by sucking as many cocks as possible !
She so stupid she didn't even realize that it was all a mockery
Not a flattering angle at all, she looks insanely knocked up.
It is making fun of paris. They pick the most ridiculous woman out there. the one who has done more to harm the image of women and give the award. One would think "Lampoon" would give it away to the less educated, but I quess neither perez nor paris atended Harvard.
What's with her body??? She looks deformed…. or really fat and bulgy all over the place.
She looks a little like Martha Stewart
They don't call it "Lampoon" for nothing! It's not meant to be taken seriously. The Harvard Hasty Pudding award is the prestigious one…the Harvard Lampoon award is intended to be like the Rotten Tomato Award in film. Perez, you are clueless about this. Next year's Woman of the Year will be Britney Spears!
Skank of the Year more like >:(
Yeah right Paris, and K-fed is the father of the year…. oh wait… shit, he is! What the hell is media coming to!?
again, she looks like Martha Stewart
She looks just like Martha Stewart in that pic!
why is her face so pasty white. look at that whole outfit she looks worse than barbara walters she parties way too hard. i marvel at how she is one of the biggest druggies in hollywood and never goes to rehab i guess she would rather go out on a stretcher. coming soon to a theater near you - nottie a hottie just a druggie.
And we THINK that Harvard is SUPPOSED to be one of the most intellectually elite Ivy League schools in the nation. Shows you whats running the Lampoon– a bunch of teeny weeny pencil thin expensive white LITTLE boners. And the head that they think with.
You guys don't realize what Lampoon means. They were making fun of her, and Paris (being her genius self) thought that Harvard was really giving her a legitimate honor. And yes, I see that the drugs are getting to her face. haha
i think most of us are done with her - she can go away now. talentless and brainless and she ain't that hot with that long beak of a nose and one eye that doesn't close right!!
FYI: (from dictionary. com) lampoon
noun
1. a composition that imitates or misrepresents somebody's style, usually in a humorous way
verb
1. ridicule with satire;
she's an idiot!! can we get over her already? too bad she makes money by making a fool of herself- and I'm spending thousands of dollars for college to make a decent living. I guess if I was just living off of inheritance, I would have to do anything besides get out of bed each day and act like fool..
They must be joking, right? 'Woman of the Year'??????????? More like 'Whore of the Year,' that would be far more accurate. She of the cum-soaked vaginnie who has been poked more times than a prostitute in Las Vegas.