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Two Things

Filed under: Madonna

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1) Is that an armpit stain????

2) Thank you! Lola's unibrow has been tamed a bit. THIS is what she looked like before.

[Image via WENN.]

350 comments to “Two Things”

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  1. shannie says – reply to this


    101

    lol perez ur such an ass! luvs it

  2. Madonna is Old! says – reply to this


    102

    Uh, Does anyone notice how much she looks like Joan Allen in this picture?

  3. voice of reason says – reply to this


    103

    That photo reminds me of the one in the book Mommie Dearest, of Joan Crawford and her daughter Christina all smiley for the cameras. Can't wait to read Lola's version of Mommie Dearest here in a few years.

  4. love her says – reply to this


    104

    She is too cute!

  5. Brittany says – reply to this


    105

    Wow! Put a blonde wig on Lola and she's a spitting image of her mom!

  6. colencita says – reply to this


    106

  7. Melissa says – reply to this


    107

    She looks really beautiful–both mother and daughter. Don't be a hater–Lourdes is stunning!

  8. me says – reply to this


    108

    It's really classless to be making fun of an adolescents appearance, especially one who didn't choose to be born into the spotlight. How horrifying for her.

  9. NICO says – reply to this


    109

    dude. leave LOLA alone she'll get bigger and better
    MADONNA on the other hand…she looks like she borrowed CHER'S CHEEK BONES.

    I LOVE Madge, but…she looks like she's gone under :( sadly

  10. Miss D-Licious says – reply to this


    110

    First of all that other picture of her daughter was PHOTOSHOPPED IN OTHER WORDS EDITED TO GIVE HER THE UNIBROW! Second of all Perez I know your big ass sweats so shut the hell up at least Madonna looks nice.

  11. Aprilr says – reply to this


    111

    EEEW, People need to start paying more attention to their pits! Firsy hairy armpits, now this, gross!!!!

  12. zkxn says – reply to this


    112

    dont be mean 2 the child. shes gorgeous.

  13. harlow says – reply to this


    113

    I don't understand why you have to make fun of a young girl, what the fuck is your problem you fat asshole? It's funny how your little cartoon is at the top of your webpage sitting indian style with a laptop on your legs when
    1. the body is about half the size of what you really look like
    2. you definitely cannot sit indian style
    3. your laptop sits on your stomach not your legs
    4. your an asssssss
    5. stop making fun of little girls and take a look at yourself

  14. POOP says – reply to this


    114

    WOW!!!!!! MADONNA LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!!!

  15. whotheheckcares says – reply to this


    115

    She's a little spic, what do you expect? Give her a break!

  16. mike says – reply to this


    116

    Um, its OBVIOUS madonna has had work done on her eyes. Not a single wrinkle anymore around it. Now we know why she wore glasses and had bruises on her eyes. also, im sure lola still has a unibrow, the pic is just furthr back and harder to see. TO bad, she is a very cute girl

  17. Sher says – reply to this


    117

    Why must you pick on kids?

    For fuck sake…what is wrong with you Perez? Seriously, I have never seen a more hateful individual than you. You go out of your way to hurt and demean people, children… It's really quite disturbing.

  18. Amazing Zamboni says – reply to this


    118

    Does she look a little bit like Florence Henderson from The Brady Bunch in this photo?

  19. wicked-witch-west says – reply to this


    119

    Every time fatty Perez makes fun of someone else's looks, I wonder if he knows how foolish it makes him look.

    Lourdes is a child. Come on.

  20. jenn says – reply to this


    120

    c'mon shes half italian half latino what do u really expect her to come out with peach fuzz? poor thing….most kids only get taunted in the classroom …

  21. mj says – reply to this


    121

    wow,Lourdes is so pretty..she definitely inherited it from momma madonna ;) she's going to be soooo hot when she grows up :D i can tell.she's already hot

  22. NOTSOHAIRY**EEW says – reply to this


    122

    I have a daughter that age you crazy people its not an awkard stage it is a lack of parenting and teaching. This is a tweezers, this is how it works, would you like some help removing the living thing above your eyes it seems to have taken over your beautiful face. Also dear here is some wax, lets see about the mustache now, maybe you have a bit too much testosterone. Perhaps electrolosis for you I am pretty sure we can afford it!

  23. Val says – reply to this


    123

    she is the spitting image of Madonna.

  24. parlia says – reply to this


    124

    Mother and daughter role models for the rest of the world..

  25. Kerriann says – reply to this


    125

    Lourdes is a stunning young woman!

  26. Madger says – reply to this


    126

    Lola is beautiful, even with a unibrow and moustache! She is really lovely, gorgeous and exotic! I hope her mama doesn't plasticize her!

  27. p says – reply to this


    127

    I dunno, something about Madonna's face looks fucked up- plastic, or flat or maybe, just plain old?

  28. Sarah says – reply to this


    128

    Laugh all you want, but think about how stunning that little girl will be when she is 16 or 17. Just like the rest of us, she's going through some awkward phases (namely puberty), and is learning to present herself as a young woman instead of as a little girl.

    Give her a break.

    And please also give Madge a break. At any given time, ask a crowd of people to raise their arms and count the number of pit stains you see. Everybody sweats. Everybody poops. Everybody pees. Everybody farts.

    Get over it, people. Stop expecting celebrities and their celebuspawn to be perfect.

  29. Sonali says – reply to this


    129

    Monica: "I think its tight that Madonna doesn't make her tweeze. She will in her own time."

    Amen.

    Lourdes is going to be kicking ass and taking names when she's grown up. Right now she's a child, A CHILD, and its absurd that just because her monther is a pop singer, that people feel entitled to make fun of her and want to "TAME" the way she looks. For fucks sake.

  30. Gumeet says – reply to this


    130

    Lola rocks. End of story.

  31. Jammy says – reply to this


    131

    I'll be rockin my unibrow with extra pride tomorrow. Frida style.

  32. still carazy says – reply to this


    132

    What the fuck is "let her be dead" referring to at the top? While I believe in free speech and everyones right to an opinion-but I think you, Perez, are a despicable human-right at the bottom of the heap under the papparazzi. I used to enjoy filling in a bit of time perusing the latest inane goss of the rich n famous but singling out peoples' children is beyond the fucken pale. It's called puberty and if you'd ever got to that stage yourself you'd empathise. She's stunning either way. Have some self respect and draw a line in the sand pit. Peoples kids should not be fodder for material for your stupid site. Shame on you and i agree you do look like a pig crossed with a gorilla.

  33. .... says – reply to this


    133

    it probably is a pit stain but she still looks fabulous and lourdes is gorgeous with or without the unibrow

  34. clara says – reply to this


    134

    Come on, seriously…is there no line? Leave the children of stars ALONE. Get a soul. I am so lost how you people can feel okay making fun of a child. Boo.

  35. Aubrey says – reply to this


    135

    So what if her deoderant didn't kick in?? That happens to everyone at some point. Maybe not quite as bad, but still. And c'mon–she's only a young girl; who exactly does she need to impress @ her age???

  36. sara says – reply to this


    136

    florence henderson?

  37. Modeya says – reply to this


    137

    women sweat. SHOCK!
    kids don't pull hair off of their faces. MORE SHOCK.

    a shadow or a pit stain, that sucks, but it happenst; eye brows that aren't thin; big fucking deal. I have to keep reminding myself that hollywood painted fucked up faces are only normal in little pink bubbles of normalacy, like this site. Most people would slap you if you talked shit about a child's face. All those people 'disgusted' by a little eyebrow action; grow the fuck up. We're not all bleach blonde white kids.

  38. Romi says – reply to this


    138

    Yup, Lola kicks ass.

  39. akate says – reply to this


    139

    lucky she comes from money so wax shouldn't be a problem…but you all have to admit mama looks pretty hot even with the armpit stain

  40. mLyONess says – reply to this


    140

    Probably.. it does seem like silk, it probably stains fast.. as for LOLA, come on!! She's a baby!! She doesn't need to be waxing or plucking anything.. I am soo glad Madonna is letting her be a kid. Just look around you.. all the little ten yr old with shaved legs.. then you have the 12 yr olds with babies.. so let HER be a KID!!

  41. parris says – reply to this


    141

    OMG! lola looks JUST like her mom! I remember when she was born, she changed Madonnas life in such a beautiful way!

  42. maj says – reply to this


    142

    Madonna looks like such a "Mommy Dearest" . . .she scares me!

  43. fernet says – reply to this


    143

    Been Madonna fan since forever and these pics really impressed me for the for good!!!!!!!!! She just looked like she is: THE QUEEN!!!!!!!! And Lola??? OMG: Just out of this world. Beautiful growing kid.

  44. wawawewo says – reply to this


    144

    Re: voice of reason

    not at all.. what a dumbass comment

  45. la marie says – reply to this


    145

    ha Madonna use to have the same eyebrows

  46. Mich says – reply to this


    146

    Lola looks great no matter what. She is a kid and I'm sure when she gets older she will wax. For now leave her alone. There is no rush to grow up. BTW… Madonna had those same eyebrows when she was younger. Look at her now, they even call her Madjesty. So Uni-brows rule!

  47. Leyton says – reply to this


    147

    a kid doesn't need to be yanking hair off her skin for you.

  48. lr says – reply to this


    148

    this is hoe the media gets into young girsl heads. too fat too thin not pretty enough = not worthy. she is just a girl, dont mess her up. she is a lovely girl and will be beautiful in her own way

  49. frosty says – reply to this


    149

    Madonna is at the point she needs to lay off her face for a while or else she'll look like Joan Rivers. She looks perfect now. Don't go any farther Madge! At least for a few years.

  50. Adam says – reply to this


    150

    You know, i'm bored with idolizing rich, famous people and gushing about how great they are. But I'm equally bored with thoughtlessly cutting them up and feeding them to the masses. Yuck.

    Telling a kid she should tame her face is 12 kinds of stupid.

  51. My Deary says – reply to this


    151

    It looks like they took care of that moustache, too. Wait until this little girl watches tv one day or googles her mom and finds out that Madonna is the biggest slut in the world!

  52. Carmen says – reply to this


    152

    Reading a post that calls out a girl for having more than an acceptable hair on her face…this is why I'm reading Jezebel more with each passing day.

    A pit stain? BOOORRRING.

  53. Missy Higginns says – reply to this


    153

    I don't come to this site to see you bad mouth kids.

    puke.

    tell me about cool music, or what bjork is wearing to cannes instead. seriously, this post is so dumb.

  54. LardAss and Mandona says – reply to this


    154

    2 Gross people with no talent except for sweating like pigs and growing to much hair.
    Yuck to both of them those nasty kaballist piggies.

  55. b says – reply to this


    155

    PEREZ:
    .
    .
    FIND OUT what she does with her face and let us all know, I would love to find out her skin treatment schedule.
    .
    .
    LOVE YOU

  56. Hale says – reply to this


    156

    Stigma attached to having a little hair on your face, yeesh. Thank goodness Lola doesn't seem to give two fucks about your RIDICULOUS ideas of what kids should and shouldn't look like. She's too busy kicking ass and being confident in her awesomeness.

    ps. I don't care for Madonna's songs.

  57. Jennifer says – reply to this


    157

    1st, pit stain, bot so sexy..
    2nd, lola def needs some waxxxing,
    3rd …

    MADONNA LOOKS FUCKING GORGEOUS IN THAT PIC.

  58. lost in pink land says – reply to this


    158

    UNIBROW POWER!

  59. mean mommy says – reply to this


    159

    i just think madonna doesnt want her daughter being better looking than her since shes old and decaying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Not getting her waxed borderes on child abuse as you can bet her school pals give her shit about it!! Talk about killing the kids self esteem - even if you are madonnas daughter!!

  60. sarah says – reply to this


    160

    WOW! I barely recognize Madonna! What plastic surgery can do! She's had work done on every feature including her new cheekbones! She looked like Bette Davis just a few years ago, and now she resembles Joan Allen! I guess money can buy you anything!

  61. christie says – reply to this


    161

    that hair is uncontrollable.

  62. hair rules says – reply to this


    162

    kids don't need to be waxing their faces. thats nuts.

    its bad enough its slowly becoming normal to rip all of the hair off our vaginas and start lookin like some pre-pubescent barbie robot, but its that much worse that we're policing kids faces. thats just silly. let a kid be. kick ass unibrow and all. its just fucking hair. thank goodness Madonna and Guy give room for lola be lola in all her 13 year old glory.

  63. J.C. says – reply to this


    163

    Lola is just like a brown version of Madonna! she can't deny it's her daughter

  64. yesyes says – reply to this


    164

    loving the neckline on that dress.

  65. Tulip says – reply to this


    165

    OMG sweat!!! Come on people get over yourselves already. NOT sweating is unnatural. And I think Lola is beautiful. She hasn't bought into the hollywood fake-ness scene. Not yet at least.

  66. Simone says – reply to this


    166

    Nina Simone looks down on you. You ain't got no class, ain't got no schooling, ain't gonna have no sisters or brothers if you keep being so foolish as to make a feast for restless morons like you've done here. Nina thinks a thirteen yearold childs eyebrows and upperlip are plain moronic things to be discussing. Nina is grossed out by all of this.

  67. Suzanne Sherrod says – reply to this


    167

    Madonna actually looks really pretty! Secondly, my daughter is only a year and a half younger than Lourdes, and she's also ethnic, though not the same as Lourdes. She, too, has a unibrow but she's also starting to hit puberty, so just because she has one now, doesn't mean she'll always have one. Everyone knows that when you start getting all those hormones, you start growing hair where you didn't before LOL. Take it easy on Lourdes because she might just be self-conscious about it like mine is. She's a beautiful young girl and I imagine she's just going to get even prettier!

  68. dub says – reply to this


    168

    Young brown girl, don't let them put you in a box.
    You walk your walk.
    Talk your talk.

    Hold your head up hun.
    Brown girl is proud.
    Sideburns say fuck you.

  69. Jessica says – reply to this


    169

    Shes beautiful - I am thinking Evita here, and she suits it well. Shes striking individual and artistic. She is a child, leave her be.

  70. Danny says – reply to this


    170

    I hate Madonna's haircolor. She needs to go back to platinum blonde.

  71. mariah carey says – reply to this


    171

    nasty little fug!!!!

  72. x says – reply to this


    172

    "Thank you! Lola's unibrow has been tamed a bit."

    Really? Are you sure? Cuz I don't see any improvement. She is still scary to look at.

    What's up with her yellow teeth? I am not saying a kid should bleach her teeth with laser in dental clinic. But come on, you are young, you are too young to drink coffee, your teeth shouldn't turn yellow at such young age. We got whitening toothpaste now. If you don't drink coffee, whitening toothpaste can do an adequate job to make your teeth NOT YELLOW!

  73. nee-nee says – reply to this


    173

    forget the armpit stain…why does Madonna look so amazingly in this picture? What is she doing? Little Lola's pretty too.

  74. javajunkie says – reply to this


    174

    you know i can understand how mean and childish and hurtful you want to be towards the older celeb's but when you start being mean to kids and pointing out what you think what a person is "suppose to look like" in your standards and poke fun at them is really low and just shows what kinda person you really are… and that goes for the people posting such mean things too….

  75. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


    175

    Madge looks amazing….

  76. kle says – reply to this


    176

    I thought her names was Lourdes? Is Lola a nickname for Lourdes?

  77. wowsey says – reply to this


    177

    She looked better before. Not buying into what EVERYONE SAYS is BEAUTIFUL, but being beautiful and unique on her own. Too much for all the Fashion Robots.
    Suck Steel EGGS! Praise Mother Nature, there are non traditionally beautiful people we can breathlessly enjoy observing.

  78. Anna V says – reply to this


    178

    Madonna looks like she had something done to her face….doesnt look like her.

  79. enGAYge.com says – reply to this


    179

    We Love Madonna ('s money!)

  80. wowsey says – reply to this


    180

    Re: S – # 59… Hell yeah people! Get over it. We are all different and celebrate our unique beauty. Wake up America! We are all beautiful! Think about NOT BUYING into the need to have the perfect hair, the newest techno gadgit, the best car, the perfect house, the perfect kids. F%^*# that! Let's enjoy those we have in our life, the riches that are here for our enjoyment, and this beautiful place we live in.

  81. Jamie says – reply to this


    181

    poor poor girl. I would never let myself get that out of control…ever!

  82. mare says – reply to this


    182

    phew thank god, u'd think ol' madge would know better thank to let the kid walk around like that. what a beauty she is growing up to be. glad madge is strict, hope to god lourdes doesnt end up like brit

  83. wowsey says – reply to this


    183

    Re: harlow – # 114 you said it best Babe!

  84. Joe says – reply to this


    184

    Both Madonna and Lourdes look stunningly beautiful.

  85. wowsey says – reply to this


    185

    Re: Sarah – #129 Soooooo true! I am with you G/F!

  86. lol says – reply to this


    186

    photo op for malawi!!!

  87. anna says – reply to this


    187

    i think madge needs to pull out a weed wacker. why put your kids through this torment, seriously.

  88. wowsey says – reply to this


    188

    Re: Jamie – # 184 JAMIE… then poor poor pitiful you. Have you never been out in nature and free? Wake up with the sun in your eyes and no one to see you. No one to judge you? Awwww, taste it! It is lushious!

  89. The Swede says – reply to this


    189

    Both Mother & Daughter are Beautiful. Madonna's face HAS changed since the last time I saw good photo of her face. I think from the pics you showed Perez, a few days ago, of Madonna w/ bruises around her eyes and sunglasses, that she looks like she may have had cosmetic surgery (botox) afterall, but heck; at her age of 50, she deserves it and looks so fit and happy!! Little Lola is gonna be a knockout when she's older. Madonna seems very maternal. Britney should turn to some kind of religion or snowboarding, or surfing in Hawaii; perhaps a Goodwill Ambassador for a third world country,… Anything other than the trashy lifestyle she embraces. Her little boys need their Mommy. Sober!

  90. Swede says – reply to this


    190

    Madonna's hair looks so pretty in this photo. I like her blonde and it seem she stay with this color, yes? Since she's been with Guy. She used to change it all the time. She was at the Gucci fund raising party for Malaiwi children. I think this is a great cause and she is a good mother. Heard she got $20 million for the Sunsilk Shampoo ad. Is this true? Ya?

  91. Swede says – reply to this


    191

    I'm sorry my English is not so good.

  92. whipkitty says – reply to this


    192

    god, what an ugly kid. mama better invest in some plastic surgery for the spawn.

  93. Madonna's new cd sucks! says – reply to this


    193

    The Original Cunt and Cuntlet.
    Pure GROSSNESS.

  94. Jeff says – reply to this


    194

    I think Madonna is fair game but to make fun of a little girl is below the belt. Lets publish a few pictures of Perez as a kid maybe?

  95. hothotheat says – reply to this


    195

    Madonna looks like the Mother from the Brady Bunch, & Lola looks like Eddie Munster.

  96. munch says – reply to this


    196

    Fuck off Perez. Children aren't fair game u asshole!!
    Lola is naturally beautiful unlike all the plastic barbie dolls that live in your fucked up cuntry!!!!!

  97. eleonora says – reply to this


    197

    Is Madonna's face made of wax? Enough with the Botox!

  98. stephanie says – reply to this


    198

    the uni looks the same but the pic is further away. Close up it is probably just as bad. I really think she is old enough now that it should be taken care of jeez. AND so what about the pit stain? she's human

  99. Alinka says – reply to this


    199

    she is just a kid
    leave her alone Perez
    what next, u want her to go blonde and do a boob job like all the americans girls do? :/

  100. Peace find us says – reply to this


    200

    I made a promise I would not read this type of media anymore. But I can't sleep, and here I am. I see Madonna and all the good she is doing for kids in Africa. And you make a joke about her and her stunning daughter (who will be a tremendous beauty one day). At an event for Aids. Worse, I read the comments. Even though no one will read this and give a damn, I had to say it makes me sad. Britney's life, our obsession with fame, money, success…it's all sick.

    Anyway, I love Madonna. Forever the greatest, most intelligent, talented, dedicated to fitness; w/a lifetime beautiful body. An awesome business woman and philanthropist too. She's also a family woman and a giver, she's all a woman can be…always striving for improvment. I wish we could all be more like her. Peace out.

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