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If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.

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  1. Vagina Monkey says – reply to this


    101

    put it in the microwave to see how long it takes to melt and smell the burning.

  2. Christina says – reply to this


    102

    godd all you bitches are mean!

  3. wolfen says – reply to this


    103

    I WOULD INCLUDE A BOTTLE OF VALTEX WITH IT. AND SOME DENTAL DAMS!

  4. CANDI says – reply to this


    104

    WOULD FUCKING VOMIT UNCONTROLLABLY!! EWWWWW.. IS THIS BITCH SERIOUS?? WHAT KID WOULD WANT THAT AND WHY????????

  5. sam says – reply to this


    105

    This is the sickest thing ever. She is supposed to be a good role model for young
    girls….she is a horrible horrible person to look up to. I wish she would just fall off the face of the earth.

  6. wtf says – reply to this


    106

    Re: This Guy – you are SO right.. i am tired of that jerk too

  7. EFF HATERS says – reply to this


    107

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – this should be removed!!!!

  8. mosha says – reply to this


    108

    MAKE SURE I BUY THE VALTREX ACCESSORY KIT
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  9. princessmean1 says – reply to this


    109

    pull its head off!!

  10. NonCYBoy (With a fake British Accent like Brit--WhERE B MY BABIEs?--BRIT!) says – reply to this


    110

    I WOULD CUT OUT A PICTURE OF TOM CRUISE AND TAPE IT OVER THE HEAD AND THEN SHOOT SOME SPUNK ON IT.

  11. 250 Lb Bench Press !!! says – reply to this


    111

    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I shall make of it the Voodoo doll :D

  12. nony says – reply to this


    112

    eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it

  13. Chelsea says – reply to this


    113

    would send it to rehab

  14. jayana says – reply to this


    114

    well i wouldn't ever buy one and i would never let my kid have one if i had one and if if if i did have one by chance i would stick pins and needles in her eyes that stupid dumb bitch who makes me hate this goddam country

  15. hey ;;;; FUCKFACE FUCKER;;;;;;; says – reply to this


    115

    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter
    zzzzzzzz heath waz not gay…U fuck zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzand do U have any idea what that combination of drugz zzzzzzzz
    zzzzzz he waz taken…doez to the PENIZ, HUH???ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    ZZZZZZ HE DID NOT GET AN ERECTIONZZZZZZZZZ
    ZZZZZPROBABLY Y HIZ WIFE LEFT HIMZZZZZZZ
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    HEZ NOT GAY ..DICKBRAINZ
    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    VOTE 4/HILLARY
    ZZZZZZZZ

  16. Lilia says – reply to this


    116

    should just give up on life now.

  17. YoMama says – reply to this


    117

    I would shove it up my ass crack

  18. Tami says – reply to this


    118

    I would make it a VOODOO DOLL!!! HAHA!!

  19. Abby says – reply to this


    119

    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter

    How hideously ugly are you? I thought so. Well, if saying really "shocking" things makes you feel cool and like you're worth something, good for you, darling.

  20. Bob Gillan says – reply to this


    120

    would be put on a secret special FBI list.

  21. LT says – reply to this


    121

    That thing looks nothing like her.

  22. Ria says – reply to this


    122

    Would buy the night vision camera accessory package to go with it.

  23. miz s says – reply to this


    123

    where is it's wonky eye?

  24. Jack Meoff says – reply to this


    124

    I'd jack off on it…

  25. Kook-klutz-clan-4-eva says – reply to this


    125

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – Would you wear that cute white dress and party hat while you do it????

  26. yo mama says – reply to this


    126

    Play with her!!! So pretty!!!

  27. jennylane says – reply to this


    127

    "..and I realized that I can fit my whole leg up her crotch!"

  28. GZ says – reply to this


    128

    KEEP IT IN JAIL

  29. :) says – reply to this


    129

    :) I'd know i'd lost my mind. :)

  30. ape says – reply to this


    130

    I'd shoot it in the face.

  31. catty says – reply to this


    131

    Do a sex tape with Ken and Barbie

  32. tay says – reply to this


    132

    get it checked for stis.

  33. Me says – reply to this


    133

    ..check into the UCLA Psychiatric lock-down unit.

  34. JP Hull in NNJ says – reply to this


    134

    sell it back to her

  35. R. says – reply to this


    135

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – You'e an asshole. Heith wasn't gay he was a father, possibly a drug addict, but not gay!

  36. elle says – reply to this


    136

    would be the biggest dumbass.

  37. kate says – reply to this


    137

    attempt to look like paris hilton…wtf is that.

  38. Keli says – reply to this


    138

    That is probably one of the worst dolls ever made. There is no likeness to Paris AT ALL.

  39. &hearts says – reply to this


    139

    would wonder why its ginger and looks nothing like her

  40. the klan sucks says – reply to this


    140

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFE

    you are a bitch

  41. the klan sucks says – reply to this


    141

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFE

    you are a bitch

  42. er9803 says – reply to this


    142

    Ill fuck it!!

  43. not a fan says – reply to this


    143

    I would stick needles in it and set it on fire

  44. Christina says – reply to this


    144

    i really dont get why she is so popular. she has no talent, she's dumb, she's not that pretty and way too skinny.

  45. hamster says – reply to this


    145

    would ask for a refund. I could have bought a 99 cent double cheeseburger instead.

  46. YoMama says – reply to this


    146

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – I hope you get ass raped one day. You filthy, piece of shit. Your mama should be so proud. Oh and do us all a favor and kill yourself. No one likes you.

  47. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    147

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  48. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    148

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  49. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    149

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  50. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    150

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  51. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    151

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  52. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    152

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  53. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    153

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  54. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    154

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  55. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    155

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  56. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  57. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  58. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  59. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    159

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  60. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  61. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  62. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  63. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    163

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  64. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    164

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  65. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  66. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  67. YoMama says – reply to this


    167

    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – Seriously I hope you die soon.

  68. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    168

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  69. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    169

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  70. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    170

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  71. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  72. qw12 says – reply to this


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    That doll does not even look like her.

  73. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  74. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    174

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  75. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  76. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    176

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  77. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    177

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  78. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    178

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  79. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    179

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  80. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    180

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  81. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    181

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  82. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


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    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  83. YoMama says – reply to this


    183

    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – Seriously I hope you die soon.

  84. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    184

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  85. Eddie Adams says – reply to this


    185

    TILL ALLA SVENSKAR!

    Alex Schulman har börjat blogga igen! Gå in på fashionwhore.blogg.se och se blogghistoria upprepa sig!

  86. da man says – reply to this


    186

    I would use it to clean my toilet and the Id say there paris eat shit and die boooooo hoooooooo hooooooooo ha ha ha ha

  87. arty says – reply to this


    187

    give it gene simmons make up and give her a mohawk

  88. arty says – reply to this


    188

    give it gene simmons make up and give her a mohawk

  89. thatshotnot says – reply to this


    189

    IF I BOUGHT A PARIS HILTON DOLL I would dbl check to make sure the doll came with no panties, retachable hair extensions, a personal vidoe camera with infra red light (for those late night videos), and a sample of her "smells like snatch" per fume.

  90. arty says – reply to this


    190

    give it gene simmons make up and give her a mohawk

  91. arty says – reply to this


    191

    give it gene simmons make up and give her a mohawk

  92. arty says – reply to this


    192

    give it gene simmons make up and give her a mohawk

  93. VS says – reply to this


    193

    Commit myself to the psych ward. Because I know I would be crazy. That
    bitch is a lier! I don't care about her personal body or life. Just that her word
    is her bond. She said she would do something to help woman! Well, you are
    a big, fat lier. Plus, I would not want anything as ugly as you anyway. You
    only love you! Glad I got that off my chest. I feel so much better bitch!

  94. Nita says – reply to this


    194

    Does it come with a valtrex prescription? Maybe the valtrex bottle is in the box. and if you bought it, you would get a personal guarantee that you would get that DISEASE.

  95. LAurIiz says – reply to this


    195

    show my doll to everyone!! =P

  96. orchid lilly says – reply to this


    196

    would use Perez Hilton's credit card.

  97. midgeman says – reply to this


    197

    i would let her play wif ken;)

  98. WHY THE HATE??? says – reply to this


    198

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – how dare you be racist and insult heath ledgers memory like that, there really is no need for it arsehole

  99. Jane says – reply to this


    199

    Did they make one eye wonky?

  100. STIFFY says – reply to this


    200

    would shove it in someones asas and go get xrays of it then post it on myspace bulletin…..

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