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1. Paris the Doll says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   …would get her corrective surgery on her lazy eye, a nose job, boob job and put her on punishment, cuz if anyone's noticed, paris's long, hard partying days look like they're starting to catch up with her not-so-sexy self!!!!

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   make a paris hilton doll sex tape!!!!!!! hahaha

3. Kim says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   I would give Ken a blowjob and film it with nightshot.

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   Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – Re: krazihottkelli/bitchygrl – Looks like schools out!!

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   Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –

   I´m sorry… are you okay?? waht the hell are you talking?? haven´t you got any respect to someone who´s dead??

   OMG

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   …..I would be loca en la cabasa like Shit Brit and need Shit Brit's Shrink.

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   If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I … would expect it to have a wide gaping vagina, otherwise I'd take it back for not having any likeness to the actual Paris Hilton.

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   would do her

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   I'd make a sex tape with a Ken doll.

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    would kill my self and every1 else who bought it

11. Keenbean says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Would hope someone would have me committed !

12. Lola says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Ew that doesn't even look like her.

13. Shelby says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    send it back and ask for a doll that actually has her orange skin and blonde hair. and then when i got the real version i would make a voo-doo doll out of it. and toss it off a cliff into crashing waves filled with sharks and aligaters

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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – Sorry, I meant would you CROSS-DRESS in that cute white dress and party hat when you do it???

    Don't forget to wear a bra to hold up those sagging man-titties!

    Ooooh! Ohhhh!

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    yer gonna die!

16. Wendis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    buy a ken doll and make a porno…hahaha

17. kill_the_klan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – you should probably die

18. ema says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wouldnt buy it in the first place
    it doesnt look like her!

19. Yela says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    made the weirdest sex tape with ken you have EVER seen. ew. lol.

20. Kim in Texas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Make sure to keep it in the box….if you play with it, you get crabs.

21. jessica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bye a rick soloman doll and camera… what else would a paris doll be capable of doing?

22. bbot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She is just gross.

23. fran says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If I purchased a Paris Hilton doll I would quickly make an appointment with a psychiatrist…..she's not even worth talking about….Why doesn't this country concentrate on people of substance instead of people who with substance abuse….

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    I'D KILL IT, THEN LET THE DOGS CHEW IT, THEN DROWN IT THEN CUT HER HAIR THEN FART ON IT!

25. Carl says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …would suck it, fuck it, eat it, cum on it, jack it, lick it, blow it, finger it…

26. slow as slow, dumb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    masterbate on it

27. I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON I AM GOING TO ASS RAPE PARIS HILTON

28. Baron Von Hugenstein says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I just wouldnt

29. paris sucks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Id BURN it

30. *SEXY MAMA* says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Thats fucking doll doesn't even look like her! wtf!

31. amy~ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    strap an 580 to it and blow it up.

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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – get bent Heath ledger wasn't gay. he played a gay cowboy for a film. It's his JOB. He was waay better than you. DICK. Get a life.

    If i bought that doll. I wouldn't in the first place. No i would sell it on ebay for like dirt cheap. D

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    When did paris have brown hair with two orange highlights?? this doll looks more like the pre-annorexic nicole! short and stumpy fucking barbie
    and with all the money paris has you think she would have sent that away and asked for better bloody american celebrity whats wrong with them all!!!!!!

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    I would send it back to the makers and ask them to give ma a doll that actually looked like her and not one that doesnt resemble her at all. and once i got my herpies covered orange skin blonde hair doll i would make it a voo-doo doll. and then throw it over a cliff into crashing waves filled with sharks adn aligaters

35. madison says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that is one UGLY-ASS doll!!!!!

36. Victicious says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I burned it, then it WAS hot.

37. amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – i hope you die in a fucking fire for what you said.

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    The doll has red hair, it looks more like a "Lindsay Lohan Doll" than a Paris HIlton one.

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    Give it a 'boobjob. She can say "I'm Hot" all she wants, but saying it doesn't make it so, and at least then she'd have curves to look at beyond the little ski-lift of a nose she calls her own…

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    I would expect there to be a sex tape with it

41. reich says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'll never buy it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

42. Sean Pennus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would do a witchcraft with the doll so she can live with pain & suffering all of her slutty fucking life!!!

43. What A Fuckin Ass HOLEEEE!!!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – u need to fuckin die ass hole…. God would never want his creations to treat one another like that u fuckin JERK!!!…i hope YOUUUU BURN IN HELL!!!

    Fuck off Dick

    Paris Hilton Doll: dont even look like her and I would shove it up this Klan dudes ass along with a some fuckin barbed wire!!!

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    WANT IT TO BE ACTUAL SIZE & HAVE 3 LIFE LIKE HOLES!!!

45. ...I Would Get The Doll A Lead Starring Role In A Major Movie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    to show paris the doll has more acting talent than she does.

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    wtf
    since when is her hair red?
    god i hate her
    i would rip the dolls head off
    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    jerk off on it's 11 millimetre feet!

48. Shifty203 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …. Have it tested for STD's.

49. JeNNio ChOo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOULD MAKE HER HAVE A SEX TAPE WITH KEN & POST IT ON YOU TUBE!!!! HAHA

50. Pete Sweet says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: len –
    Same here, lol

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    I would through that shit into the city dump and check myself into the psych ward along with Delta Burk, because i would surely be certifiable.

52. Barry says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I… would always wear protection as to not catch crabs.

53. sydneysydneysydney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    send it to the starving children in africa

54. amyislupi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I wouldnt.

55. lustnpixxxiedust says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would most certainly have to commit suicide

56. Justin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …put it on my cubicle at work! Even though it doesn't even look like her…I want one…lol.

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    would wake up and realize i was having a nightmare

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    Re: Eddie Adams –
    Why would you post something so many times, idiot?

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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE
    you fcking prick. what does that have to do with Paris Hilton. Iam sixteen years old and i have alot more decency in my finger than you have in your whole being. Thanks for proving to the world there are assholes like you out there
    Classless…Trailor trash
    PLEASE DO THE WORLD A FAVOR & COMMIT SUICIDE SOON!
    p.s. decency means being POLITE and RESPECTABLY, and if you dont know what those words men, look it up.

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    GIVE IT THE HERP TO MAKE IT JUST LIKE THE REAL PARIS

61. TJ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would cum all over it!!!!!

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    would make sweet porn with ken in night vision…..while rubbing a nice white castle burger all over me…muah much love

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    would take its head off, put ketchup in it, put the head back on, and then squeeze until the ketchup came back out…… heehee!!!!

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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – fuck the other ppl!!! i think that the jokes about ledger are funnnah! keep spreading the funnnnnnynesss w. love!!! hah..some ppl are just PMSing all over ur mad skills of making jokes! hah

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    I WOULD FUCK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

66. Mellie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Would wonder what type of STD it would come with.

67. joe says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'd buy a Britney Spears doll off Ebay and then make the hottest damn celebrity lesbian sex tape evah!

68. ex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    It doesn't even look like Paris! It looks so much better =P

69. Clinic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd draw herpes sores on it.

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    what the hell is wrong with you ? you disrespectful shit !

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    lol it doesnt even look like her.

    i would probably burn it

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    I would dress it up in clothes from that store that sells walls, walmart something, Do they have Gucci there??

73. lin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would set it on fire

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    …would hope my friends would commit me immediately as I would have clearly lost my sanity!

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    … would know that i needed to join britney in the hospital…

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    I AM A DOUCHE BAG PIECE OF SHIT
    I AM A RACIST PIG
    I AM A DOUCHE BAG HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE

    IF I BUY THIS DOLL I WILL PLAY WITH IT LIKE I AM A LITTLE DADDY'S GIRL WHO LIKES TAKING IT UP THE ASS
    WHEN MY OWN FATHER GETS TIRED OF FUCKING ME HE WILL KILL ME AND FEED ME TO THE CROCODILES , AND THIS WORLD WILL FINALLY BE A BETTER PLACE

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    I'd expect it to be a BLOW UP doll with all the fixins….dirty Paris…..

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    would check to see if the carpet matched the drapes.

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    …would beg Osama Lufti to drug me and put me out of my misery.

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    mutilate it's genitals.

81. blah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    sell it on ebay

82. Idiot says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    fuck it, tell my boyfriend i cheated on him with it, and burn it.

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    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I… would know it was time for me to check into the psych unit with Britney. ASAP.

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    see if it was anatomically correct

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    would first get my fucking head examined……….

    then I would pretend it's really her and beat the mother fucking shit out of it repeatedly, then REALLY pretend it's her and drop it in acid until it's fucking head melted. then I would track her down and try to do the same thing.

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    i would not be a hater. and keep in in my room… i think it's cool she has her own doll

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    HA HA, the doll looks nothin like her! I WOULD BURN IT

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    I would fix that slouch in her f#%king back up. Little f$$king cunt.

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    i would make my Gwen Stefani doll kick its ASS! j/k paris has cleaned up her act.GO PARIS!

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    Fuck the shit out of it in infared….oh wait, that has already been done with the REAL Paris Hilton. Well, then I guess I wouldn't buy one because there is nothing to do with it.

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    would get the free one-time gift bag of herpes and "one night in paris", the director's cut.

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    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – you are a fucking asshole ,
    fucking piece of shit TROLL

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    plead insanity.

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    that doll looks so cheap and tacky, it`s horrible!
    And that skanky discount golden "dress" = vomit inducing

    when is the Heidi Montfug doll "cumming" out?¿

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    flushed it down the toilet

96. Rich says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would have expected it to be a blow-up one

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    Re: FUCKING GENIUS!!! – YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG DICKHEAD

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    even the package is tacky, HORRIBLE!!

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    I'd throw up!

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     i'd give it to my dogs