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If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.
Posted: February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Paris Hilton > Fill In The Blank
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________. Posted: February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Take it up my ass.
Re: regina –
wow! you have got some serious grammar problems … lol
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – wow you should really seek some help. You def need anger management that's a given and anyone who actually thinks that being in the "Klan" is a good thing is about as dumb as the shit i wipe of my fine black ass……and yes it is fine and black…….and no you can't have it you ignorant piece of shit……..Great job on disrespecting a man who far better of a man you will ever be and Paris Hilton has way more money than your ass will ever have…..so please keep hating on the dead, the rich and famous, and anyone who is not of the white race….it's really gonna get you far…..
wasted my money!
LOL!!!Re: beke –
Re: FUCKING GENIUS!!! – HEY YOU FUCKING TROLL , YOU AND THE OTHER TROLLS ARE NOT WELCOME HERE
PLEASE DIE
would get herpes
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I don't believe it - the most useless person on the planet can get uglier!!!! I guess this is what happens when you spend your life living off an old man who finally gets smart and cuts you out!!!! Good night, get a real job and see what it's like to live like a normal person.
Why are the people on here so annoying?
For the love of christ, if you don't like perez, then gtfo. Go get your gossip elsewhere. Seriously, i see no point in getting on his site and 'bashing' him in the comments which he more than likely DOESNT READ. It just makes you look stupid, fo shiz. So does the whole 'first' deal.
And i know no one, except for some weird obsessive type, would go back 300 comments and actually read this, but i still like to yell at people. :/
And whoever the little spaz about Heath Ledger is on here, way to go. gold star. you're REALLY hurting him and 'showing' him with your retarded little comments. Oh yeah, and your extreme racism is also so ~kewl. I like, idolize you. And if you can't tell that that's sarcasm then you're beyond hope.
The doll's cross-eyed…
teach it some ABC's.
Kill myself!
Re: FUCKING GENIUS!!! – I AM A DOUCHE BAG JUST LIKE KLAN_4_LIFE
I LIKE PLAYING WITH PARIS HILTON DOLL BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT I AM AND I LET MY FATHER FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND I LOVE SUCKING HIS COCK AND SWALLOW HIS CUM , TASTY HAH!
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would make sure it came without underwear.
i would shoot myself immediately after!!!
'd make vodoo with it
would burn it in effigy.
Any parent who buys that mini blow-up doll for a kid should have authorities take away their kids (a la Brit Brit).
…I would turn gay just like fatso perez hilton
Re: Monique – hell yeah, if your going to make racist statements go on some bullshit nazi website
…also buy an ERIC POIRIER doll and a NICOLE MCNEELY doll
would use it as a voodoo doll.
the last thing I would do is give my child a doll of a felon, whore, uneducated skank! What was she thinking to make a doll of herself?!
why is her hair red?
…would send it to children in a 3rd world country; they're the only ones who would appreciate it.
would have to buy 500 Ken dolls to go with it
I would be a unfit mom!
Gouge out it's wonky eyes! What an awful idea! My Barbie will bitch slap Paris!
dye its hair!!! paris' hair isnt red! looks more like a pre-rehab lohan doll!!! silly bitches
shove it up my ass, pull it out full of crap and wow, have the real thing on hand…
WTF is this? obviously paris wants to be a role model for kids but who the HELL is gonna play with THAT…….. and wat the FUxK
would create a voo doo doll and put it into a barbie mercedes and drive it off a cliff.
Is that what it looks like before you blow it up!!
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – WHY DONT YOU KILL YOURSELF KLAN $ LIFE!
would die…
Stick voodoo pins in it.
i would fuckin die
I'd make it stay away from Ken, otherwise, Barbie wouldn't be pleased!
Re: briebabe –
Very well said. Thanks!
…would film it having a three-way with GI Joe and Barbie!
im no fan of paris. but i have to say this, the media is the one who should take blame for all this shit. we give paris and spears a lot of shit. but their living their lives the way they want to. the media and paps are the ones who should back the fuck off. let these girls live their lives in peace…..
then we wouldnt have all these nasty comments to make.
NOW, GET A LIFE PEOPLE AND WORRY ABOUT YOURSELVES, NOT ABOUT PARIS MAKING A DOLL….
….. cut all it's hair off, chop off it's calfs and forearms. Put a starbucks drink in one knub and a cig in the other. Dress it in horrible brown leather boots a short short dress with no panties and call it a……… BRITNEY SPEAR'S DOLL!!
if i bought a paris hilton doll, i'd run over it with my car.
compare doll paris' va jay jay to one night in paris. :-X completely kidding! she's nasty.
hang my self.
Would turn it into a voodoo doll and torture it!
Sure as shit wouldn't give it to my kids. I hate that skanky bitch.
I would blast a load on it
WOULD KILL MYSELF!
would dye its hair blonde cause it looks like linsay lohan with that red hair!!!
use it as a voodoo and stick a needle through the heart.
set it on fire and watch it melt
i would make sure her left eye was just a little smaller than her right.
Put a rubber band for vag lips and eventually it will stretch out to the size of the doll.
I would caress it until i bleed and die
HERPES SOLD SEPARATELY
would make a nicole ritchie doll n make them bitch slap each other… yeah like it never happened…
was curious if the doll has herpes like the person.
Pimp her out….make some money, honey.
suck!
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – You honestly need to grow up. Hating people only results in people hating you. Your immaturity will lead you no where
SLAP IT…TO GET SOME SENSE INTO IT!
Im currantly in the process of shoving it up my dogs ass. Picture to fallow.
Would stick her up Klan 4 life's ASS!
I am retarded.
slit my wrists
i'd probably kill my soon, i'd be too insane for this world.
would use it as a dildo…..and then go get the HPV vaccine.
Take it for an aids test!!!! or get it for any other seualy transmited disease hoes get when they throw there shit out to anyone!!!!!
I would kill myself because anyone who buys Paris products and endorses her doesn't deserve to live.
I would put it in the micorwave!
would jerk off and then right before i came i would come all over her face and her vagina
I guess if I bought that I'd be a girl who one day dreamed of being a whore!
I would have just seen a pig fly obviously
re-enact my favorite scene from "one night in paris."
…then put it on youtube.
:D
Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter –
you are a dumb fuck,heartless, child molested, retarded, you know what you are'nt even worth the time you dumb shit
Is it the new toy line for Whores r us toy store? If I bought one …WTF? I wouldn't even waste my time or money. Who in the hell watns that thing. It probably smells like unclean crotch
CHOKE THE LITTLE BITCH AND BRAKE HER NECK….. AFTER THAT BURN HER AND THROW THE IT IN THE TRAASH………………………………
would be confused as to why her hair is red
I don't see why what could have been a beautiful discussion about the Paris Doll has turned so racist. And to answer THE QUESTION–I would put my Paris Doll up on the shelf next to my PeeWee Doll so he could have a girlfriend.
…would make a sextape starring it.
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – Why so much hatered in your heart?
"Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. Love your neighbor as yourself"
Matthew 22:37-39
I hope you have a truly Blessed Day!
saw it fucking Matt Damon.
… would expect it to be much smarter than the original - and more likable.
Hang it in effigy and then light it on fire.
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I love her even more! sluts united!!
Would shave it bald and strip it naked then attatch it to my car bumper
… I wouldn't be sitting here wondering where to buy a Paris Hilton Doll.
I MUST HAVE ONE!
would make it do a sex tape and sell it on the internet. fucking ho lol…….
I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I'm now official plastic
am a bitch
Let my dog fuck it raw!!!
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would hope my parents would realize I was in need of a CONSERVATOR!
Fucked it.
made a sex tape with it?…
Make it have a bitch fight with Firecrotch.
jump off a cliff with it!
Would fuck the shit out of it and then set it on fire!
I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I'm now official plastic… god paris hilton is pathetic
Give her a make over, and legal papers that allow her to change her name, and put her ugly past behind her.
No need to take down a poor doll, because this dirt bag whore wanted to make $$$$ from the fools who follow her STD ass !
I wonder if they have put her Grandfather in the nuthouse yet, because giving all that money away and not to his family would be reason enough to lock his old ass up in my book. I don't care if you have a family full of asses (which he does).. but don't give all the fuckin money away to strangers !
The Bitch is going to do everything she can to try and get one of the fools that gave her a diamond ring back into her pocket.
I love how fate has assfucked Paris & Brandon.