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1. sun_x_kissed says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   sell it to my perverted friends so they could have something to fuck instead of eachother

2. Hally says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   dont you think shes come up with enough stuff. Whats next, paris hilton dildos and Paris hilton toothpicks

3. Dave says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   WOULD HAVE IT CHECKED FOR HERPES!

4. Jeanete says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   This bitch s so fucking sexy

5. j-rich says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – a little bit homophbic i see….. just to let you know… he wasnt even gay…. can you say A-C-T-O-R??? mabey sound it out, you seen a little slow

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   LMAO!!!
   The doll doesn't even look like her. But to fill in the blank….
   Rip its head off then submit my self to therapy becuase I realize I have gone insane.

7. Val says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   would kill myself

8. MW says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   would rip its ugly head off.

9. LOUISE says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   SLAP MYSELF FOR SPENDING MONEY ON HER WONKNESS.

10. she's a WHORE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Q: If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.

    A: Probably have to shoot myself.

11. RaYcheL says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: briebabe – "just to be sure we're clear, it's not jealousy, not even envy. it is shear hatred for someone whom i do not know. "
    Yeah, because hating someone you don't know makes WAY more sense than jealousy! If you're not jealous, why do you feel the need to defend yourself when no one even said you were? Stop kidding yourself, honey!

12. antiloser says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – freak!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are a total looser

13. brooke1 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Put it in the trash where it belongs…

14. alwaysalady says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You should have your kids Taken away if you buy them that doll..Thankfully it looks nothing like her so that won't be catching
    Good Lord someone give that ho a reality check

15. linds says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    burn it

16. sallydarko says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She if I could also buy the "Hilton Spray Tan Booth" and "Hilton VD Clinic/Jail" playsets to go with it! Oh, and also the "I'm Poor Now Cause Grandpa is Only Leaving Me About Two Million" economy wardobe set, too!

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    Re: Anders – said "I'd cut her hair really short and paint her crack brown with my mom's make-up! "
    Your mom wears crack brown make-up?!? lmao

18. Cara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    kill myself!

19. Lucy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – your a revolting human

20. Kay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Does the doll come with STD like Paris does? Who would waste their money on shit like this?

21. bored says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …would think the doll was still fatter than the real Paris.

22. amanda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would shove it up Mr. Slaves ass… (south park fans get it!!! )

23. CT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd give it the anal loving it deserves every day!!

24. Musharooni says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would bring it with me to the hospital so me & Brit could play with it in the rubber room I would surely be sent to!

25. eve says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would make another night in paris hilton vidoe

26. linda/eve says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would make another night in paris video

27. I hate Paris Hilton says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would be wasting money on something stupid, instead of using the money for something good. Like donating it to the HSUS.

28. wtf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wonder why it has red hair?

29. myko says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i'd use it to scrub my toilet as it is representing a pile o shit already… actually, it would probably leave crabs and end up just being an itchy pain in my ass, as again, it already represents!!!

30. Alys says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    must have thought it was a voodoo doll

31. MONIQUE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I JUST WANNA SAY HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THAT MANY OTHER PPL BELIEVE THAT THIS "KLAN_4_LIFE" BEING IS A TOTAL SHIT HEAD……THAT'S ALL

32. clue says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    poor Barbie, Ken will dump her

33. Anonymous says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???
    DOES THE DOLL COME WITH VALTREX???

34. Jebbica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would put her in the microwave to try to recapture that "healthy" glow!

35. Larissa Legit says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would have to end my life. after burning that shit, of course

36. lilbxprnena@yahoo.com says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    must have been on some SERiOUS* crack!

37. VICTORIA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BURN BABY BURN!

38. ugh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Beat the crap out of it and fling it against the wall a few times.

39. kait says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would check it out in night vision…

40. Karen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would handle with care, seeing as it probably already comes prepackaged with chlamydia, syphilis and a sense of false entitlement.

41. justo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – wow you are the biggest idiot ever

42. justo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: This Guy – you took the words right out of my mouth

43. Maggie Q. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …would have to buy it booze, drugs, and a shitload of ken dolls to satisfy her needs.

    Oh hell just rip her fucking head off…

44. Sami says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would rip off its head

    kidding kidding, I heart paris

45. natalie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would be wasting my money..

46. mable says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Finally treat it for Syphilis…

47. pat-rice13 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would know that im a total loser.

48. wally says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would have to accessorize it with an IQ and some talent

49. miguel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    we'd fuck

50. milichka says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would make it bump uglies with a mr. t doll.

51. Brii says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would use it as a voodoo doll

52. cruella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would stick pins in it like a voodoo doll

53. Miranda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would check myself into a psych ward

54. piojita says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If I had a Paris doll I would burn it and then give it to my dog.

55. bob says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that doll looks more like Tila Tequila than Paris

56. Kathleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    check myself into re-hab

57. kaz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    put it in the microwave on high till the ugly bitch melted

58. nathalie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    go to www.dipdive.com

59. judge says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i would buy a Ken for her

60. Jamielynne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: Blaire – YAY! YAY! YAY! BEST COMMENT!!! WOOT! WOOT!

61. juice says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    give it the ol "Donna Martin" treatment (ala Tori's spelling's tv roommate in her fantastic but ill fated VH1 show "So noTorious"

62. Jennifer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would check it for STD's!

63. ana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd rip it and throw it away! and fart on it!

64. ash says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SMASH IT!!!!!!

65. cassie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    am a tool.

66. Whee Oh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would set it on fire and say, "That's Hot!"

67. Phillia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    This is so fucked up, why do i want one? and why do i think i can just carry it in my purse to just show everyone i have a paris hilton doll LOL

68. boomsy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would plead to God for forgiveness, as I would obviously be in hell.

69. Phillia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I don't think its suppose to look like her, i think she's doing it more for her style

70. lily090 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Will shoot myself for buying a Paris Hilton Doll.

71. priscilla says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would shove it up perez hilton's ass, he'd love it

72. reality says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOLOLOL, you guys have some really great answers. I think Perez should award prizes to the top 10 answers!!!!!

73. JR says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    need 1200 D-List cocks to blow to keep it realistic.

74. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …would kill myself

75. ana says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Fuck that doll and get it torn up and thrown away

76. hiltonisaslut says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    see if it blends?!
    (blendtec)

77. Kathleen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Would not.

78. ree says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Torture it to death and pretend it was the real thing.

79. Paris is a useless skank says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    set it on fire!

80. maddie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    burn it, and then send the ashes to paris via express mail

81. Zack says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    check into the UCLA psych ward.

82. alicja c says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOVES IT !!!!!

83. Zack says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Jack off to it's image while I was in the UCLA Psych ward.

84. joeyOh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She's sooo not Angelina.

85. Justine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wonder why the doll looks nothing like Paris Hilton!

86. lilia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shut up

87. perezonhisperiod says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: This Guy –
    Klan_4_Life IS THE WORST! HORRIBLE! Stop the hate. Hillary Clinton will arrest you with her vagina! I love you Hillary! Obama you're cool too.

88. nattycakes!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I WOULD HUG IT!!!!!

89. Chung Yee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would give it to a gay guy in Boston for his birthday or a coming-out party!

90. faghag says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Stick pins in it like a voodoo doll and then set it on fire!!!

91. v_perth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –

    yeah, stop being mean to this kid hey, CLEARLY we all knew he was molested by his father before he posted those comments……..i hope you get skullfucked and catch aids hey man. heath ledger was great, and nothing good ever comes out of perth.

    on the paris doll note, if they sold them over here i would buy one, she's suck a fuckup, it's fantastic.

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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –

    yeah, stop being mean to this kid hey, CLEARLY we all knew he was molested by his father before he posted those comments……..i hope you get skullfucked and catch aids hey man.

    heath ledger was great, and nothing good ever comes out of perth.

    on the paris doll note, if they sold them over here i would buy one, she's such a fuckup, it's fantastic.

93. Lola says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shove it up Perez's arse!

94. Flor says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Did you guys see the trailer for her movie The Hottie and The Nottie? go to the movie site and check it out!

95. fed-x says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would put her in something she would feel comfortable in
    they know she doesn't like to cover up so much skin

96. char says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    burn it with a magnifying glass…like they do in toy story!

97. NobleeOne says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd turn it into a voodoo doll- nether one has a soul

98. FUCKING GENIUS!!! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – BAHAHAHHAHAHA god. ur funny. i love u man! anyone who says that u arent a fucking genius *like* myself then they are just fuck tards! i think they should go fuck a monkey! hahahahhahhaha

99. KOCKaholic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    …would BURN it in effigy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100. Madison says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
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     If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would burn it,feed it to a dog, give it to the starving children in africa, or buy her a matching Stavros Doll and see when "Pais Gone Wild:Plastic Edition" comes out.