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If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.
Posted: February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Paris Hilton > Fill In The Blank
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________. Posted: February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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take away its fake blue contacts, mani/pedi, fake tan and money, and watch it blend into the rest of society like water in a pool.
Admit myself to the nearest loony bin before I could commit a worse atrocity!!
would rather have amy winehouse doll that came with a fifth of whiskey!
Re: FUCK YOU TOO – ahhh, w.e u just are mad bc u aint all sexii and genius-fied like i am!
would fuck it.
I think I'd put her in my snapper because maybe she'd do more good in there than whatever it is that she does that makes her so newsworthy.
I didn't know how else to get the WONK EYE. so i bought the doll.
KLAN_4_LIFE
You have some major problems apparently..
would shove it up Tom Cruise's arse.
what the fuck was i thinkin
treasure it with my life.
i would die the hair BLONDE!!!
y is it like brown???
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I…would have to burn it.
or… make it into a voodoo doll hmmmm maybe it would work.
hurt the biatch
cry i would really cry i wouldnt even give it to my dog
OMG I just got the new Eric Poirier doll and the Nicole McNeely, it was really hard though because Walmart was sold out for like EVER.
but theyare so cool, especially Eric, hes got sweet hair!
test it for herpes
Cum on it every time I spank it…
which is every 5 seconds btw.
that's why I'm on this site.
Put it in the microwave and set it on high, then serve it to her with a dash of self respect!!
this kind of vulgarity should be screened and removed. you should be ashamed of yourself. id say you should blame your mother but shes probably some crack whore dead on the street from popping out too many bastard ignorant children like yourself…
use it as a voodoo doll; burn its hair, make it throw up due to bulemia and anorexia nervosa, give the skank a bastard child…..
I WOULD DIG HEATH LEDGER UP AND SHOVE IT UP HIS FAG ASSHOLE!
BURN THE NIG_GERS!
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why are you so hateful?
first off, why is the paris doll a brunette?
and it should have been called stupid spoiled whore.
USE IT AS A DILDO
It's amazing the lengths this family is going to for money now that a majority of their inheritance is gone.
Greedy Fuckers.
would fuck my cousin in her ass.
would cut off all it's hair and throw it away
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I'd totally have to get the matching orange jumpsuit accessory!
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would shave its head and turn it into Britney!
give it to my little girl and tell her that she is a great person people are just rude to her because they can't get over their pathetic boring lives and decide to make shit up about her… just like some bitches are gonna do to my little girl someday… efff the haters… PARIS HILTONS HOT
…slappit!
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –
excuse me burn in hell asshole
how dare you say something like that
wud use it as a voodoo doll
…would be crazy to buy a CHILDREN'S TOY modeled after someone who is riding on the wave of popularity gained by appearing in a SEX TAPE. Think about it! CHILDREN'S TOY…SEX TAPE STAR….Hmmmmmmmm…..get a clue, bitch. You're not a role model.
Id buy it a Louis Vuitton bag and some panties.
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I….would return it.
hahaha
Give it the 14 day supply of antibiotics they give when someone has the clap…then burn it
…would know that Hell had frozen over; I'd lost my mind; The world as I know it had ended; The Devil had taken over all people on Earth; I finally had embraced the minority of super sluts with herpes, etc. etc.
convert it into a voodoo doll and stick needles in its ass!
wouldn't buy it in the first place! Would probably use it for a toilet brush.
I wanna get a dUI
Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – ur an asshole u know what they say about people who hate gay people….they're gay themselves
would have to be a 49 year-old man who hasn't shaved or showered in two months and still live in my parent's basement. have a uninary track infection from too much masturbation and a waste basket full of empty lotion bottles.
… would need to check myself into the UCLA psych ward. Only a crazy person would waste money on that crap!!
use it as a Voodoo doll…
Fuck the shit out of it since I can't get no real play!
would wonder what i'd been smoking earlier and then blame it on bad liquor.
would take it tanning(cause its not orange enough) and i would get it a nose job… then, i would shoot myself for being stupid enough to even think of getting one
would give it orange public hair so she could feel like a FIRECROTCH!!!!!
So many answers….I'd
Drag it from my car
Put it in the microwave for 30 minutes
Crucify it
Take the head, arms, legs off and fill them with firecrackers
Put it in a blender
Use it as target practice
Clean my toilet with it
that doesnt even look like her
I NOTICED…..THAT IT DOES NOT HAVE A BIG NOSE, ITS NOT ANOREXIC, AND ITS GOT PANTIES ON….. UMMM THIS AINT PARIS!!!
i would twist it into the fetal position and then burn it like a good stogie!
Dismember that sumbitch and flush it
WOULD GIVE IT TO THE POOR.
CUZ I DONT LIKE PARIS!!!!
POOP ON HER
HEHE
=P
Ummm… What would I do?? Hmmm… I would.. I.., um.. uh.. I… OMG!! Look — Something shiny!!! That's Hot!
i would never buy it.
k thank you.
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She is not a role model to the young girls, they shouldn't make a doll of her!!!
would give it to Britney so that she could pretend to be "mommy" to something.
I'd set it on fire, Yes I would.
would at least buy one that looks remotely like her!
I WOULD HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED….
10..would peek out through the drapes to see if the rubber truck was outside?
9..would rub it facedown on that spot on the carpet where my dog, Poopsy, drags his butt?
8..would take it to the chimp cage at the zoo to film them gang-humping it, then sell the 'sex-tape' on eBay?
7..would take it downtown and smack homeless people with it while screaming 'You're poor! You're poor!' at the top of my lungs while wearing a Hillary Clinton mask?
6..would take it on the subway and whisper to it while thrusting my hips aggressively?
5..would Fedex it to Jamie Spears in LA so that he can pretend it's his saner, less pregnant daughter?
4..would consider it a fair trade for a mint-condition VHS of 'Bumfights'?
3..would send it to Kato Kaelin and tell him it's evidence that someone is trying to 'voodoo doll sex-change' him?
2..would take it to a tattoo shop and have them ink the exact replica of it on my male organ?
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And finally,
1..would hound Paris relentlessly until she demonstrates whether she can deepthroat the doll like she did that 'big weiner' on the internet.
would make it the main character in my new sex-tape "a night in malibu (barbie)"
Scare my kids with it when they don't listen to me.
(kidding)
Let my dog, Bloatie, awkwardly lay the lumber to it and then laugh politely as the dog-squack ran down its face, knowing all the while that he would never call her again.
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Come to think of it, that whole thing has probably happened to the REAL Paris Hilton, banged by a dog who shoots in her face, then never calls her.
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Whatever.
..would slap its ass and call it Dusty?
why does it have orange hair?!?!?!!
would take my picture with it and send it to Perez, so he could have someone draw on us both with the white spermy type goops all over the pictures. That would be hot. What do I win for best comment?
I would put her inside my ass so that I can really say "I am full of shit"
light it on fire
..would let my cat, Felix, 'get his freak on' with it?
get the doll tested for stds!!!! hahaha
doll looks black!!
TO DO VOODOO.
I would demand my money back, pleading drug induced insanity.
beke- "put it in dolly jail…" hahahaha or in the back of a cop car crying like a bitch.
Rip her fucking head off and throw it down turd canyon!
think I was going crazy and turning into Brittany.
set it on fire…
would be a pervert or some sad little lost creature.
Wipe my ass with it than wash and cut than throw it in the garbage disposal
when does it go on sale…i wanna camp out the night b4….LOL
why isnt she( the doll) blonde? :S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S
…I'd treat it for herpes
I would realize there both dolls.
And there both fake.
..I'd demand a refund. Where is the lazy eye?!!!! and long nose???? I"d want my money back!!!
I'd set it on fire…now that would be HOT!
…check whether collars and cuffs match
Perform voodoo on it
would throw away my fleshlight…she comes with lube right?
make a sex tape with it not one but three
am the only one!
Buy it a pair of panties
skewer it, set it over a fire and see the plastic bitch burn muhahahahahahaha
id have to wait for the knocked up
nicole richie dolllll to come out, i mean
u cant have one with out the otherrr rite?
ammmmmmmm i riteeeee? :]
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – you are disgusting
Would have to tape her up so she didn't explode when I fucked her.
STICK IT UP MY ASS AND THEN GIVE HER A DIRTY SANCHEZ WITH IT.
lit it on fire and doused it out by throwing it in the toilet
I would return it and get my money back.
wouldn't brag about it.
I'm so hott that I loved to be flushed in the toilet. Now that's HOTT!!!!!!!!1