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1. ra says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   would make it put some god damn clothes on. thank god dolls cant talk. or can they?

   paris should be warned - when the talking doll comes out it all over for her. lets face it, weve all only heard her say about 3 things, in very very simple sentences. I went to this Paris Hilton party. Everyone was dressed as me! It was so fun.

2. Paris Hilton says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would totally treasure it for the rest of my life. Damn it looks hot, but not as good as the real me. Man I'm hot. If I had a mirror with me I would fully make out with myself ALL the time.

3. Girl From Holland says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   603

   woul burn it and throw it away.

4. fluffy galore says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   604

   be into satanic rituals, or a fag….

5. cunt face says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   605

   use it to cum on

6. lalaloha says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   606

   Am helping kids become fabulous! I love Paris, I know I know… I just can't help it.

7. Annikki says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   607

   would stick it in her assssssh..

8. amanda says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   608

   would probably run it's face over with my car to give it an improvement!!

9. keil says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
   609

   give ken and barbi herpes with it.

10. Angie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    610

    I would not pay one cent for that trash.

11. alyce says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    611

    would write OPEN 24/7 on the legs

12. bex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    612

    Would shove pins in her eyes!!!!!!!!

13. princess c says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    613

    .., I can't wait to set it on fire!!!

14. Harlow Madden says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    614

    destory it in the wrostpossible way!!!!

15. raheel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    615

    i would shove it up somebodys ass.

16. dingo says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    616

    Melt it

17. a.n.c.l. says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    617

    omg!! it looks nothing like her n wtf?? y is she getting a doll?? it this lyk the first comment where none siad first! ?

18. marta says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    618

    I would hit my head to death…

19. seximami says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    619

    i should be shot

20. ohtina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    620

    would make a sex tape with it.

21. La Trainwreck says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    621

    I will kill myself ….

22. lorettac says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    622

    would sell it on ebay for 2c. at least it would be doing more with its life than the actual paris.

23. Laura says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    623

    ide get help cz im too old to play with dolls

24. Grace from Scotland says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    624

    I'd wonder why the hell it had red hair when she is peroxide

25. Sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    625

    BURN IT
    BURN IT!!!!

    Hate that fucking looser.

26. yeahhh says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    So I saw this lil biddy last night. I work at a bar, where I've seen JTimbs before. Whatever who's about to jump on a celebutant's dick just to pretend we all care. OMG we're here to promote the 'hottie and the nottie' a film that mocks imperfection, whatevs, but OMG paris was full throttle all about promoting this less than respectable romantic comedy. If only meg ryan was there to hold a stance. Paris, when a regular night holds-multiple ooompah loopahs and two very uncomfortable men in drag, perhaps you should call it- what it is. Average for your freakshow ass. Cheers Cunt, If only- Boston could have given you a proper reception.

27. ken says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    627

    shoot myself…

28. Chris P says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    628

    Pour acid all over it and then mail it to Paris

29. kLAN_4_Life says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I WOULD DIG HEATH LEDGER UP AND SHOVE IT UP HIS FAG ASSHOLE!! BURN THE SPICS!

30. dandeman2010 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    630

    mistook it for a ginger spice doll

31. royston says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    631

    I'd be a twat

32. Katy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    632

    ..would use it as a voodoo doll .-D

33. NY ISLANDERS ROCK! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    633

    I WOULD HAVE THE DOLL TESTED FOR HERPES!

34. lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    634

    would give myself a dumb slap
    then shove it up my butt and turn it side ways

35. Gabriella says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    635

    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll I should probably consider going to rehab. Lindsey Lohan and Brittney Spears are probably buying them by the case.

36. Stacey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    636

    am a fun of paris hilton!

37. David Hauslaib says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    637

    I bankrolled Perez's blog, not Paris.

38. jenny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    638

    would have my 3 year old daughter slap the shit out of me for buying that god awful excuse for a doll!!!!!!!!!!

39. Mari says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    639

    Burn it

40. jim says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    640

    have it suck my cock!!!

41. sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    641

    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would be a complete loser.

42. Skankalicious_Sex says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1. Turn it into a voodoo doll
    2. Set it on fire
    3. Make a porno film of her, Ken, and Barbie having a threesome (LOL)
    4. Fatten it up by taking it to Barbie's Ice Cream Shop
    5. Give it an IQ, unlike the real Paris
    6. Go to the top of the Empire State Building and throw it from there
    7. Tie it to a real set of train tracks and watch the plastic fly!
    8. Run it over with my car, then back up and do it over and over again
    9. Beat it with my magical wand
    10. Buy a trailer so dolly Paris and shack up with Unfitney Spears dolly, oh yeah, now I'll need two straight jackets!

43. Jasmin says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    643

    I would be stupid -.-"

44. parisisawhoreski says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    644

    would turn into a whore. My toys set examples for me ya know!

45. Rachael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    645

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – WTF???????? Doesn't anyone filter these????

46. Claudia M says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    646

    If I bought a Paris H doll, I would make a amateur porno movie with Ken.

47. Amy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    647

    I would give it to my dog as a chew toy.

48. parisluva says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    648

    would eat it and throw it up on her face.

49. Yomama says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    649

    Fingered it

50. hannmann says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    650

    SAD PART IS, THE DOLL HAS MORE BRAINS AND CLASS THEN SHE DOES

51. ami says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If i had a paris hilton doll i would shove it up mu vay jay jay, up in my dog's ass dip it in shit then put it paris mouth so she can make a sex tape with her ugly ass weave that she be walking around with.

52. paris eats it says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    would stab it in the eyes repeatedly and superglue a beak onto the nose that i'm sure is smaller than hers actually is. and whats going on with the eyes by the way? they're not crooked and weird. that doll is sooo not accurate. possibly also because you can't see her cooch. And she's not glowing orange. At least they got the titless part right.
    But seriously though, I'd burn it and throw it at her mansion

53. me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    653

    would never buy a paris hilton doll.

54. Helen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    654

    haha i'd give it avideo recorder to see how it reacts to it..if you get my drift
    OR
    kill it house of wax style

55. Paris Gina Stinks says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    655

    would snort another line, then say something dumb as fuck.

56. T$ says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    656

    WOULD TAKE IT TO THE DOCOTOR AND HAVE THAT SHIT CHECKED BEFORE MY POOR OLD KEN CATCHS A STD!

    POOR THING HE NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG!

    NOTHING!

    BOOHOHOHOHOHOOH

    SGJDFGDJGDG

57. Michael Jackson Masturbate At Dolls says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    657

    Never saw so much bad comments !

58. amber says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    658

    "I just bought a Paris Hilton doll, I … Don't understand why It looks nothing like her."

59. amber says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    659

    "I just bought a Paris Hilton doll… I don't understand why it looks nothing like her."

60. agnes says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    660

    I'd put it next to my other Paris hilton dolls!!!;p

61. swinger says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    661

    Burn it and mail it straight to Paris with love…

62. Mother says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    662

    Does the doll come with clown feet and a wonk eye?

63. perezzers says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    663

    …would make a sex tape with "it" and ken.

64. Kels says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    664

    Check myself into rehab.

65. kube says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    665

    give it to britney to shove up HER ass

66. Redmeat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    666

    I'd blow it up and fuck it.

67. TRINA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    667

    I would cast a Voodooo spell on Paris and dismember the damn thing just for shitz and gigglez

68. jujubee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    668

    CUT ITS HAIR OFF AND PAINT ITS FACE!!! HAHAHAH

69. granny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    669

    couldn't keep them darn critters away til we got this Paris doll. They don't come w/in 100 feet of the thing. Some of them have fallen over dead. I'm glad it's able to be used to somethin'.

70. sarahcuda says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would seek mental therapy, and ask why does this no talent, big foot bimbo have a doll (that doesn't even look like her)

71. MELI! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    671

    lol.. if i bought that doll id give it to my cousin!1

72. psusue says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    672

    I would burn it…the doll doesn't even look like her.

73. Skatter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    673

    Put it in farmer Ben's wheat field and give the scarecrow a vacation.

74. Sarah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    674

    would then kill myself………violently!!!

75. me.me.me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    675

    If it to my children to play with it.

76. me.me.me says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    676

    ps. That doll absolutely does not look like Paris Hilton

77. jack says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    677

    I'd use it as a doorstop.

78. nazeeluv says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    678

    i'd have to f ing retarded. who's gonna let their kid play with that thing unless you're setting her up to be the next top ditzy trashy skank

79. courtney says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    check my self into the same hospital britney spears went to, because i would know i was CRAZY for paying for the bitch!

80. Contessa74 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    680

    SUCK!

81. Magster says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    681

    BURN IT!

82. D Insultar says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    682

    id shoot the shit outta it with my bb gun to see if her head would stay on.

83. What's her name says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    683

    should be shot

84. Nicole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    684

    will buy a Zaquisha doll as well and make em hump like rabbits

85. Nicole says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    685

    Why is that doll so Fat!! Um and have red hair wtf? WHY is it wearing clothes, that doll don`t look like Paris Hilton. It kind of looks like Lindsey Lohan though if it was thinner…

86. Alex Owen says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    686

    …. would stamp on her head!!!

87. Lindsay says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    687

    I would shove it up Klan_4_life's ass so far he'd puke it up then pull it out of his mouth and shove it back up his ass again for fucking with heath leger.

    BURN THE IGNORANT!!!

88. Kayla says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    ….am a 9-year old, future skank.

89. elle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez why the fuck dont u ever write the negative shit about paris. like when 50 cent told her to get the fuck off the stage at her superbowl party and she cried. that would be gold man. ps i love you

90. TonyD says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd bang it while filming it, then put it on the internet. I'd call it "One night in a Paris Doll" What a dumb bi***.

91. MArs says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    691

    KILL MYSELF FOR HAVING BOUGHT THE FREAKING PARIS HILTON DOLL!

92. Ashlina says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    692

    I would shove it up my ass. I hate that skanky bitch she ugly and a slut

93. DK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    693

    I could not find the valve to blow it up.

94. beebee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
    694

    I would shave it's head - oh wait that was the other idiot..

95. Maggie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I would first burn her on my stove. Then I would swing her around by her hair until her head popped off. After that, I would duct tape the head back on, drive to the Cross Bronx Expressway, and throw her into the middle lane of traffic. I would then sit back and enjoy watching her get run over by tracker trailers and SUV's. Buying this doll might actually be a lot of fun now that I have these plans. When does it come out?

96. Nic says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Rip it's head off and shove it up its ass.

97. PRINCESS CAROLINE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I WOULD YELL "GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE" TO IT LIKE 50 DID ON SUPERBOWL. hehehehehe

98. moka19 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hey KLAN_4_LIFE….get a life asshole!!!!

    newayz i would give my puppy a teething toy…look!!!! her vigina is detachable YYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

99. jessca says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    if i bought that doll i would have to buy an equally skeezy looking ken doll and barbie night vision camera to make an authentic tape…

100. polarysyn says – reply to this
     

     

     
     
     
     
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     I'd nail it to two popsicle sticks and put it in my yard to scare away the crows.