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If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.
Posted: February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Fill In The BlankFiled under: Paris Hilton > Fill In The Blank
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________. Posted: February 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm
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Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – its funny how a person from the kkk looks at perezhilton.com. btw bitch hes a sexy cuban
he's not white
KKK
need to be locked up and tortured
R.I.P Heath Ledger
Klan-4-Life needs his ass whooped
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – how can you be so damn ignorant?! get your head out of your ass and look around you, its 2008 you fucking idiot!
would rip it's head off
this truly is one of the ugliest women alive! even with all of the extensive cosmetic surgery-{lip augmentation- fake teeth nose job fake tits fake hair did i miss anything?} i definatly would put the doll in a museum so in 100 years from now we could show how fucking crazy people were at the turn of the century to give this ugly person celeb status….
Re: Maggie – lol can I watch?
take it to a tanning salon, and let it blow up
would microwave it.
would keep it. cause i bought it.
I would make her head into a PEZ dispensor and fill it full of prescription drugs
so it would sleep with me.
omg@!! there making a paris
i thought it was a blow up
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would undress her, shave her head and put some GI Jane clothes on her and send her to Iraq.
I'd give it to lindsay lohan or however you spell whats here firecroth name lol
Paris I hope you read this because all these comments are harsh. You should seriously think about falling back into that black hole you crawled out of. I dont hate you I'm just sick of you like every other being in the universe. And by the way Brittney was to good for you and that's saying something.
Dear Nicole Ritchie..lame lame lame comment you posted! Come on tell us what you really think. Dont loose that last shred of credibility you have. Motherhood has turned you into a boring mushy mungbean
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – How dare you. Heath Ledger was an amazing actor. And he's not even burried yet. But you are a fucking asshole for saying that. You can go burn in hell.
would get it tested for stds
…mind as well endorse a children's book written by michael jackson
Re: This Guy – 20 down for me!!
Re: jessica – nice jessica but its God…
respect to the LORD'S Father
would love it. I love her. Non lesbianly.
I'd make another sex tape with it
LMAO
(loves ya perez!!!) if i bought a paris hilton doll id do voodoo on it. die paris die!
I'd Be HOT!!! ♥
…would burn it in effigy.
Should be locked up in an assylum for wasting my money on such a piece of shit and also contributing to such a piece of shit
Re: This Guy – Hahah. Whoever it is, is probably EMO!!. Fucking EMO kids, their gayy.
Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – Omg, What the hell is wrong with you?. Crazy son of a bitch.
either burn her, or make her fuck ken
that skank.
FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF it.
i'd make a home video with my ken doll we know that little whore doll would like that
Ok. Paris would say I'm soooooo hot I bought my sexy dollie.
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –
Its people like you that give American a REALLY bad name
would become a lesbian. Isn't that the trend now?
So she can go out on a date with my barbie doll…….
would melt its dolly vagina shut
i am hot
Was held at gun point to do so !
I would put it in jail so it could scream for its mommy.
mount it at planned parenthood and warn bitches not to become a whore like her
….would hope it didn't pop during our late-night escapades!
Cut it's head off.
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I'd play street hooker with my ken doll .
after a while i would get sick of it ofcourse, then perhaps i'd give it to my dog to chew on.
"If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________. "…… SUCH A BAD MOTHER!!, and any Decent parent who buys that for their LITTLE girls who be ashamed.
Omfg does it say "Stuff girls should be" then say paris hilton?
she's a bird brain.
Burn The Damn Bytch!!!!!
P.s I Love Perez Hilton …. I Cool Dude!!!
If I Bought A Paris Hilton Doll , I Would Burn The Damn Bytch Or I Would Undress Her, & Find An Equally Skeezy Looking Ken Doll & Barbie Night Vision Camera To Make An Authentic Tape… !!!!!
P.s I Love Perez Hilton ….1 Cool Dude!!!
If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.
…I would take a picture of my dog humping it and send it to Perez so he can laugh at it.
…fucked it hard.
wan't to see how skanky i look, without using a miror!
i would buy a rick solomon doll and completely recreate one night in paris.
buy some green paint and apply the cooch warts. then i would saw its head off and bury it in the desert. Oh wait you were asking about the DOLL?
I am rich i am beautiful and they made an tiny barbara of me with 3 hxxxs
I would kill myself
Check myself into a psych ward to figure out why I wasted my money on that shit.
i would remove the clothing, take one look, then go back to the store and get a refund
if i ever bought a paris hilton doll, i will kill myself!
If I Bought a Paris Hilton Doll i Would Cum on its Face
I would do voodoo on it. Then burn it. >:D Muah ha ha ha haaa!! Take that Paris! You're not pretty, and YOU SUCK! Nobody likes you! DIE! I'd be happy. :]
attach to fireworks and watch it explode!!
burn it.
use it as a dildo
it doesn't even look like her! she needs the bleach blode hair and orange tan
..can now save the world.
Prob lee was….
!DRUNK!
ÜÜ ( TO MAKE THIS CUTE SMILEY - PRESS SIX, THREE TIMES WHILE HOLDIG ALT!
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – are you kidding me
i would throw in the toliet with shit in it….
oh thats just great, a toy for children to play with .shes a great role model dont we all think?
would kill myself :S
Shove it up the ass of my enemy
would send it back to Paris. Maybe she'd start playing with it, and we'd have to get a new acessory for Paris's doll: a Paris Hilton Doll toy Paris Hilton Doll!
Wouldn't let it sleep with all the other dolls!
We would worship it EVERY night!! GO PARIS!! we looooovvvveeeee her!! She's beautiful. We would snuggle and cuddle with it
LOVE IT!!
OMG………where's the "Anorexic" Paris Hilton doll, or the "XXX rated wanna-be porn star" Paris Hilton doll…what about the "lead pipe through face (House of Wax)" Paris Hilton doll? HUH…HUH? What about those dolls?
I would kill myself, because I would know I would have completley lost my freaking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sell it at every county jail…for support!! lol
IS THIS A REAL DOLL?? I WANT ONE.. WHERE CAN I GET IT.. SERIOUSLY.. I LOVE HER
would say what the fuck why did i buy this whores doll oh yea to sell it to a less fortunant for what shes worth the crusty 2 cents in her car ash tray
… would be smoking crack!!!
sit it down and have the " safe sex" talk, oh too late
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –
YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!
MOTHER FUCKER GO TO HELL AND GROW SOME BALLS!
Heath Ledger Is not a fag !!!! '
Keep your comments to yourself you fucking asshole!!!!
Put it in the oven and bake it. That doll does NOT look like her. She looks like Big Bird.
GOT HERPES!
YA YI
WOULD CHECK FOR PANTIES… ROFL
take it to the club get it intoxicated and pass it around to all the guys.
Feed it to the pigs.
I would fucking committ myself because i obviously have gone fucking wacko!!!
maybe make a toy sex tape(eww gross) hey does lyndesy and britt brit have one they can have some lez 3some now thats fucking nasty!
would need to buy the hundreds of ken dolls that go with it
Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –
you got a fucking huge probleemoooo
Think it was a more active lay then the real thing
Sell it on ebay for billions
I'd KILL MYSELF
Sell it to ken doll for a penny.
would shit on that doll
~i would give that hoe a damn makeover cuz she ugly as fuck~!!!!!lolz
would tie a shoe lace around her neck then tie the other end to my ceiling fan– in which case I would then turn on. Watching the little plastic vd infested doll swing around my living room.
♥L.
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Why would you even say that? Shove it up that "fags" ass? Youre the fag on Perez Hiltons website! Get real.