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If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.

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  1. LaLaLatina says – reply to this


    701

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – its funny how a person from the kkk looks at perezhilton.com. btw bitch hes a sexy cuban
    he's not white
    KKK
    need to be locked up and tortured
    R.I.P Heath Ledger
    Klan-4-Life needs his ass whooped

  2. Amanda says – reply to this


    702

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – how can you be so damn ignorant?! get your head out of your ass and look around you, its 2008 you fucking idiot!

  3. emily says – reply to this


    703

    would rip it's head off

  4. sarh says – reply to this


    704

    this truly is one of the ugliest women alive! even with all of the extensive cosmetic surgery-{lip augmentation- fake teeth nose job fake tits fake hair did i miss anything?} i definatly would put the doll in a museum so in 100 years from now we could show how fucking crazy people were at the turn of the century to give this ugly person celeb status….

  5. LovesIt says – reply to this


    705

    Re: Maggie – lol can I watch? :D

  6. niiicolaaa says – reply to this


    706

    take it to a tanning salon, and let it blow up :)

  7. april says – reply to this


    707

    would microwave it.

  8. 7 uppp.! says – reply to this


    708

    would keep it. cause i bought it.

  9. kar says – reply to this


    709

    I would make her head into a PEZ dispensor and fill it full of prescription drugs

  10. nicole says – reply to this


    710

    so it would sleep with me.

  11. sami says – reply to this


    711

    omg@!! there making a paris

  12. dark knight says – reply to this


    712

    i thought it was a blow up

  13. femme de bavardage says – reply to this


    713

    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I would undress her, shave her head and put some GI Jane clothes on her and send her to Iraq.

  14. Raquel says – reply to this


    714

    I'd give it to lindsay lohan or however you spell whats here firecroth name lol

  15. Melza says – reply to this


    715

    Paris I hope you read this because all these comments are harsh. You should seriously think about falling back into that black hole you crawled out of. I dont hate you I'm just sick of you like every other being in the universe. And by the way Brittney was to good for you and that's saying something.

  16. Kirsten says – reply to this


    716

    Dear Nicole Ritchie..lame lame lame comment you posted! Come on tell us what you really think. Dont loose that last shred of credibility you have. Motherhood has turned you into a boring mushy mungbean :)

  17. Heath says – reply to this


    717

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – How dare you. Heath Ledger was an amazing actor. And he's not even burried yet. But you are a fucking asshole for saying that. You can go burn in hell.

  18. A says – reply to this


    718

    would get it tested for stds

  19. Ang says – reply to this


    719

    …mind as well endorse a children's book written by michael jackson

  20. EWQEWQEQW says – reply to this


    720

    Re: This Guy – 20 down for me!!

  21. CHRISTIAN!!! says – reply to this


    721

    Re: jessica – nice jessica but its God…
    respect to the LORD'S Father

  22. Laus says – reply to this


    722

    would love it. I love her. Non lesbianly.

  23. Gina S. says – reply to this


    723

    I'd make another sex tape with it
    LMAO

  24. nicole says – reply to this


    724

    (loves ya perez!!!) if i bought a paris hilton doll id do voodoo on it. die paris die!

  25. Prnzces says – reply to this


    725

    I'd Be HOT!!! ♥

  26. Rach says – reply to this


    726

    …would burn it in effigy.

  27. ealison127 says – reply to this


    727

    Should be locked up in an assylum for wasting my money on such a piece of shit and also contributing to such a piece of shit

  28. asdfjkl; says – reply to this


    728

    Re: This Guy – Hahah. Whoever it is, is probably EMO!!. Fucking EMO kids, their gayy.

  29. asdfjkl; says – reply to this


    729

    Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – Omg, What the hell is wrong with you?. Crazy son of a bitch.

  30. shannon says – reply to this


    730

    either burn her, or make her fuck ken :D that skank.

  31. lodown says – reply to this


    731

    FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF it.

  32. chikita says – reply to this


    732

    i'd make a home video with my ken doll we know that little whore doll would like that

  33. Evelyn says – reply to this


    733

    Ok. Paris would say I'm soooooo hot I bought my sexy dollie.

  34. Yoshhi says – reply to this


    734

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE

    Its people like you that give American a REALLY bad name

  35. D Money says – reply to this


    735

    would become a lesbian. Isn't that the trend now?

  36. joey says – reply to this


    736

    So she can go out on a date with my barbie doll…….

  37. Kara says – reply to this


    737

    would melt its dolly vagina shut

  38. ashley says – reply to this


    738

    i am hot

  39. natalie says – reply to this


    739

    Was held at gun point to do so !

  40. snarkydoodle says – reply to this


    740

    I would put it in jail so it could scream for its mommy.

  41. heyhoe says – reply to this


    741

    mount it at planned parenthood and warn bitches not to become a whore like her

  42. inflatible says – reply to this


    742

    ….would hope it didn't pop during our late-night escapades!

  43. lakevubud says – reply to this


    743

    Cut it's head off.

  44. EHbebe says – reply to this


    744

    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I'd play street hooker with my ken doll .
    after a while i would get sick of it ofcourse, then perhaps i'd give it to my dog to chew on.

  45. Faith says – reply to this


    745

    "If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________. "…… SUCH A BAD MOTHER!!, and any Decent parent who buys that for their LITTLE girls who be ashamed.

  46. Krissy says – reply to this


    746

    Omfg does it say "Stuff girls should be" then say paris hilton?
    she's a bird brain.

  47. xXx~RoxyStar!!!~xXx says – reply to this


    747

    Burn The Damn Bytch!!!!!

    P.s I Love Perez Hilton …. I Cool Dude!!!

  48. xXx~RoxyStarr!!!~xXx says – reply to this


    748

    If I Bought A Paris Hilton Doll , I Would Burn The Damn Bytch Or I Would Undress Her, & Find An Equally Skeezy Looking Ken Doll & Barbie Night Vision Camera To Make An Authentic Tape… !!!!!

    P.s I Love Perez Hilton ….1 Cool Dude!!!

  49. Rebekah D. says – reply to this


    749

    If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.

    …I would take a picture of my dog humping it and send it to Perez so he can laugh at it.

  50. Jimmy says – reply to this


    750

    …fucked it hard.

  51. maxime tessier says – reply to this


    751

    wan't to see how skanky i look, without using a miror! :D

  52. Wowzaaaz says – reply to this


    752

    i would buy a rick solomon doll and completely recreate one night in paris.

  53. big rod says – reply to this


    753

    buy some green paint and apply the cooch warts. then i would saw its head off and bury it in the desert. Oh wait you were asking about the DOLL?

  54. Peter says – reply to this


    754

    I am rich i am beautiful and they made an tiny barbara of me with 3 hxxxs

  55. ms. x says – reply to this


    755

    I would kill myself

  56. tam says – reply to this


    756

    Check myself into a psych ward to figure out why I wasted my money on that shit.

  57. john wilson says – reply to this


    757

    i would remove the clothing, take one look, then go back to the store and get a refund

  58. cindy says – reply to this


    758

    if i ever bought a paris hilton doll, i will kill myself!

  59. Who knows says – reply to this


    759

    If I Bought a Paris Hilton Doll i Would Cum on its Face

  60. Loreena. says – reply to this


    760

    I would do voodoo on it. Then burn it. >:D Muah ha ha ha haaa!! Take that Paris! You're not pretty, and YOU SUCK! Nobody likes you! DIE! I'd be happy. :]

  61. Brittany says – reply to this


    761

    attach to fireworks and watch it explode!!

  62. sarah says – reply to this


    762

    burn it.

  63. lea says – reply to this


    763

    use it as a dildo

  64. fry pan says – reply to this


    764

    it doesn't even look like her! she needs the bleach blode hair and orange tan

  65. Chatarina says – reply to this


    765

    ..can now save the world.

  66. Siiiii! says – reply to this


    766

    Prob lee was….
    !DRUNK!

    ÜÜ ( TO MAKE THIS CUTE SMILEY - PRESS SIX, THREE TIMES WHILE HOLDIG ALT!

  67. ape andy says – reply to this


    767

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – are you kidding me

  68. LaUrA says – reply to this


    768

    i would throw in the toliet with shit in it….

  69. Kelsie says – reply to this


    769

    oh thats just great, a toy for children to play with .shes a great role model dont we all think?

  70. caRo says – reply to this


    770

    would kill myself :S

  71. Jizz Donkey says – reply to this


    771

    Shove it up the ass of my enemy

  72. mickey says – reply to this


    772

    would send it back to Paris. Maybe she'd start playing with it, and we'd have to get a new acessory for Paris's doll: a Paris Hilton Doll toy Paris Hilton Doll!

  73. Alisha says – reply to this


    773

    Wouldn't let it sleep with all the other dolls!

  74. Laurie and Mandy says – reply to this


    774

    We would worship it EVERY night!! GO PARIS!! we looooovvvveeeee her!! She's beautiful. We would snuggle and cuddle with it :) LOVE IT!!

  75. Nakira says – reply to this


    775

    OMG………where's the "Anorexic" Paris Hilton doll, or the "XXX rated wanna-be porn star" Paris Hilton doll…what about the "lead pipe through face (House of Wax)" Paris Hilton doll? HUH…HUH? What about those dolls?

  76. specialstarr68 says – reply to this


    776

    I would kill myself, because I would know I would have completley lost my freaking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. RC says – reply to this


    777

    sell it at every county jail…for support!! lol

  78. LALA says – reply to this


    778

    IS THIS A REAL DOLL?? I WANT ONE.. WHERE CAN I GET IT.. SERIOUSLY.. I LOVE HER

  79. dawn says – reply to this


    779

    would say what the fuck why did i buy this whores doll oh yea to sell it to a less fortunant for what shes worth the crusty 2 cents in her car ash tray

  80. julie says – reply to this


    780

    … would be smoking crack!!!

  81. hater 1 says – reply to this


    781

    sit it down and have the " safe sex" talk, oh too late

  82. sue says – reply to this


    782

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE
    YOU BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!
    MOTHER FUCKER GO TO HELL AND GROW SOME BALLS!
    Heath Ledger Is not a fag !!!! '
    Keep your comments to yourself you fucking asshole!!!!

  83. me says – reply to this


    783

    Put it in the oven and bake it. That doll does NOT look like her. She looks like Big Bird.

  84. kcb says – reply to this


    784

    GOT HERPES!

  85. ago says – reply to this


    785

    YA YI

  86. MIMI says – reply to this


    786

    WOULD CHECK FOR PANTIES… ROFL

  87. Gillian says – reply to this


    787

    take it to the club get it intoxicated and pass it around to all the guys.

  88. melinda says – reply to this


    788

    Feed it to the pigs.

  89. katie says – reply to this


    789

    I would fucking committ myself because i obviously have gone fucking wacko!!!

  90. ashley_bitch says – reply to this


    790

    maybe make a toy sex tape(eww gross) hey does lyndesy and britt brit have one they can have some lez 3some now thats fucking nasty!

  91. liza says – reply to this


    791

    would need to buy the hundreds of ken dolls that go with it

  92. Cecilie says – reply to this


    792

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFE

    you got a fucking huge probleemoooo

  93. Andrea says – reply to this


    793

    Think it was a more active lay then the real thing

  94. Rosita says – reply to this


    794

    Sell it on ebay for billions

  95. Nicole says – reply to this


    795

    I'd KILL MYSELF

  96. TINA says – reply to this


    796

    Sell it to ken doll for a penny.

  97. Alex says – reply to this


    797

    would shit on that doll

  98. juana says – reply to this


    798

    ~i would give that hoe a damn makeover cuz she ugly as fuck~!!!!!lolz

  99. Lauren.Love says – reply to this


    799

    would tie a shoe lace around her neck then tie the other end to my ceiling fan– in which case I would then turn on. Watching the little plastic vd infested doll swing around my living room. :)

    ♥L.

  100. Huh? says – reply to this


    800

    Re: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFERe: KLAN_4_LIFE
    Why would you even say that? Shove it up that "fags" ass? Youre the fag on Perez Hiltons website! Get real.

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