Most Amazing Night Ever
Filed under: Personally Perez > Janet Jackson
How do we say this delicately????
It's JANET JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When we told you yesterday that we had a surprise celebrity guest that we were taking with us to LA club Tigerheat, we undersold it a bit.
Janet's not just a celebrity. She's a fucking superstar!
We got to spend time with her and chat, and she does not disappoint.
She's nice, sweet, normal, inspiring, professional and generous. Plus, she's even prettier in real life, if that's possible!
We got to listen to J's entire new album, Discipline, and it's everything you would have hoped for. She describes it as "classic Janet," and it is that and more!
Janet went with us to visit the gays (and all our fabulous fierce females that came after we tipped you all off that a surprise was in store). Miz Jackson wanted to thank everyone for their support.
AND, she played four new tracks for the very lucky clubgoers!
They loved it, and they loved her.
The place went wild for Janet. It was truly awesome.
Thursday night was just one of those dreams come true!
[Perez's jacket courtesy of Five Four Clothing.]
Wow perez, YOU HAVE BEEN CYCLING THROUGH SOME LOOKS THESE PAST FEW DAYS! Just in these two pictures we have before pro-activ and white face foundation gone wild. The other day at fashion week it was that god awful fake tan and pretentious clothing. FIND YOUR CENTER! P.s. You are such a lucky bitch anyway! xo
WASH YOUR HAIR. SERIOUSLY. STOP PUTTING OIL OR WHATEVER IN IT.
I can't believe how people are being assholes. Let Perez have his moment. If you don't like JJ keep it to yourself. Congrats Perez!!!!!
Your a fag!
Your a fag!
You look so EMO here!!
QUESTION?
WHY DO CELEBRITIES ALWAYS SAY THAT OTHER CELEBRITIES ARE "GENEROUS?" DO THEY GIVE EACHOTHER MONEY AND GIFTS?
Perez, seriously, fly me in and I will style you for a week. I think I've got a solution to your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon sized head. It'll work, trust me.
Follow that Mario Badescu routine: Glycolic Foaming Cleanser and Glycolic Acid Toner. Your moisturizer is not working for you photograpically, it looks greasy and coagulated in your pores. Toss it.
You might wanna re-think all the "trendy" costumes you've been wearing too, unless Felini is casting again in LA and he needs a clown for the next take in 15 minutes. Really, some look like they were made of re-cycled garbage which is not bad for the enviroment but it isnt doing you any favors.
If you change your mind, I'm here for you.
P
Super cool, P!
Re: Lisa –
You are RACIST PIECE OF SHIT for saying that!!!! Let's see how you feel when Obama is president!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you forgot to write "ASSLICKER" on your forehead again. you gotta start letting someone edit your posts ’cause you can't spell and your grammar sucks just like you. no one wants to see your fat heat anyway.
OMG! I am so jealous!!!!!!! WE LUV US SOME MISS JANET!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATCHES… YOU ARE ONE FUNNY BYTCH!!! LMAOOOOOOOO
Re: Kevin – Man, one boob ruined lives? Amazing.
NICE story! Love it!! It is wonderful to not have a bunch of "First" posts as well as the hate level decrease is much loved!!!!!!!
Perez! I am so mad I was going to go but I needed sleep last night. I am so mad!
Re: Patches –
Bytch, U have me laughing my ass off!!! with this
"Perez, seriously, fly me in and I will style you for a week. I think I've got a solution to your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon sized head. It'll work, trust me.
Follow that Mario Badescu routine: Glycolic Foaming Cleanser and Glycolic Acid Toner. Your moisturizer is not working for you photograpically, it looks greasy and coagulated in your pores. Toss it."
That shit was straight up FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE. Perez feels a lil salty about it. He looked SO good during his stint with Janice Dickenson's reality show. He is just mad because Patches… Perez just got owned by you!!!!
Re: Kevin – kevin get over it - janet jackson is so much more inspiring than many "poptarts' out on the market today. thanks perez - wish I was there!!
PEREZ, YOUR HEAD IS AS BIG AS A SWINE…..AND YOUR HAIR LOOKS ALL GREASY LIKE YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE SWILL TROFTING FOR FOOD. DIDN'T YOU TAPE FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON OF CELEBRITY FIT CLUB? DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT WORKED. GET IT TOGETHER ALREADY, WILL YA?
wow. perez just keeps getting fatter and fatter. must be all those cosmos and crantinis at all the openings he attends. Deep and meaningful relationships, I'm sure.
Re: Lisa – you are a loser.
Perez, I am so jealous! I'm the biggest fan of Janet Jackson…I can't wait to hear her album. Come to Boston! I love Perez!
PEREZ,
I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR SHOTS STANDING SO CLOSE TO THAT WHORE.
SHE'S A DISCUSTING PIG.
BOSTON, MASS HATES YOU JANET !
Perez, the harder you try to look good, the worst you look. Yuck you are a greasy haired fat pig in bad cloths.
Janet's old ass is using you to get to us for more record sells.
Re: Kevin – Shut up you conservative little loser…It's people like you that make this world what it is today..
And yes, Janet is a superstar, you are just too much of a loser
haha damn Pezzy could you look any worse? she really makes u look like crap - I bet you pick on others bc your self-esteem must be shot seeing that giant dome in the mirror
That's amazing! Glad you had time to spend with the true and most Beautiful queen of Pop music. SO Happy she was great in person!!! Makes me love you more Perez
OMG!!!!!! I was there and got to talk to her after screaming my head off next to her VIP lounge. She is absolutely more beautiful in person. So humble and SWEET. It's weird how that word is overused but if we look the word up in the dictionary her name should be a synonym. Oh, BTW Perez, I am sooo jealous of you sitting next to her and hugging on my girl. Who was that trannie next to her? I thought it was LaToya but I do not think so. Any thoughts?
Perez, hang around with me more, you make me look thin and beautiful (comparatively, that is).
PEREZ!! you're worse than Zaquisha with ALL THAT MAKE-UP!!!
have never liked ms jackson. not going to start now! wish her luck though.
Janet looks great you of course look fat and tacky but,your still (sort of)awesome!
SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!! I LOVE HER!!!!
She is so awesome!!!!
I had never been to Tigerheat. Arena is a great venue and the men were maybe a bit hotter than Ms. Jackson (some of us had to squint to see her). Thanks, though, I plan to go back to the club!! Cheers!
You're such a fucking sell-out Perez.
you do a lot more promoting these days than you do anything else. you have turned into a complete businessman. gotta pay the bills right??
;]
Janet is wearing Petro Zillia. Its the fiercest jumpsuit
perez you need to go back to blonde, PLEASE
you go, girl! Janet looking totally fab! Janet's music is awesome….thanks, Perez!
Come on Perez… that hairstyle doesn't even work for Pete Wentz. How can you possibly think your chubby butt can pull it off?!?? Stop biting off other people's style. you're lame!!!!!
you're a kiss ass perez…if she didn't give you the time of the day, you'd be talking mad shit right now
Re: The Problem in Prada-TaMarti –
I hope Perez is listening cuz I'm only trying to help.
He is screaming "Help Me!" himself.
thx
Re: Kevin –
Your ignorance about Janet's part in what is turning out to be a Censorship witchhunt is astounding!!!!!!!!!!
Give me a break there is stuff alot more explicit than that on TV.
Very cool of you to do that, P. Love you doll.
Re: Lisa – so sad…sorry you hate yourself so much Lisa…feel better you fucked up piece of shit!!! Have a great day!
Re: mellie – That's old Testament. We are now under the New Testament, which says all the laws can be summed up in one word. LOVE.
Re: The Problem in Prada-TaMarti –
Dont get me wrong, I like Perez but he needs help when he is with
these shallow selfish phony beautiful people who never give back anything even with all the time and money in the world.
Perez needs a makeover and I am the one to do it, I know it, you know it and now Perez knows it.
Story ends.
P
Ommmmmmg I was there I saw both of u well when I saw u I stared to jump up and down and when u started talking I scream so loud I literally lost my voice the u announced that janet was coming out and I couldn't scream anymore that was such an awesome night.=) .ps. Those people that trew stuff at u to where jerks ugh. Janet music I wanna buy that album now.
I FRIKAN LOOOVE JANET JACKSON, she's absolutely amazing and sooo
sexay-licious =]
I love it. You both look great! Damn wish I was there!
Ommmmmgg I saw u there in tiger heat when I first saw u I was jumping up and down and when u started talking I screamed so loud I literally lost my voice.then janet came out and I didn't have any voice to scream for her every one was loving it.janet music is awesome am buying her album.ps.those people that trew something at u two where bunch a jerk
YOU ARE SUCH A SUCK UP…Wasn't it you poking fun at her for her weight last year???????????
I'm glad to see that Alison Moyet of Yazoo is still alive and well and hanging with Janet Jackson, but damn she looks beat and the hair is crap!
Perez,
I love you and I read your blog every day…but there are a few things that kill me:
I work in a hair salon and you NEED A NEW HAIRSTYLE! I don't understand how you can make fun of how so many celebrities look, and then you go around sporting a lesbo/emo do like that. And don't even get me started on your color.
I bet you'd get taken a lot more seriously if you cut your hair, made it a regular color, and got some new clothes. Being gay doesn't give you a free pass to look like that.
COME ON!
you are such a fat, gross, starf%cker
So damn jealous I cant take it!!!! I LOVE JANET!!!
Mario you need to update your website because I'm getting sick of seeing your fat face every time I check.
Can i please just say "WOW" Janet Jackson is my ICON. I love her, I am her biggiest Fan! I have all her CD's and can tell you all the lyrics to each SONG. PEREZ I LOVE YOU. I got the chills when i read you got to meet her. CAN I JUST SAY YOU AND HER ARE MY FAVE! LOVES IT!
And to reply to KEVIN with his Comment: Jackson is not a Superstar by any means. She was the catalyst for the slow destruction of TV and Radio that has occured over the past few years. Showing your tit at a live event that everyone's watching… WOW! Thanks for ruining the lives of so many people because you wanted to be edgy.
HEY KEVIN DON'T BE JEALOUS THAT IT WASN'T YOUR MAN TITTIE ON LIVE TV. ONLY MS JACKSON CAN PULL THAT SHIT OFF BITCH!
GO FUCK YOURSELF WHILE WATCHING THAT FOOTAGE OF THAt HOT SEXY MS JACKSON TITTIE!
ask the clothing company to give you a jacket in your size next time. you are one of the ugliest people on the planet.
You looked awful, and thanks for standing on the fucking balcony instead of the stage so that we could get crushed by all the other stupid people. My fav part was when you got Boo'ed when you left.
I hope that poor women didnt get any of your nasty dieseses….you nasty ass motherfucker
OMG, YOU LOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT…… Is your wait the same as a baby elephant? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
her head is like one quarter of your head. Damn you got a big ass head!
Perez, just went to the Five Four website. My Grampa would have loved their clothes, IF he could of seen more of the clothes and less of the models face.
Whoever suggested that line and the outfit for you should be on the next Greyhound Bus back to Ashtabula, Ohio. Really.
Plus, the clothes look like they were made by Chinese children with the superviser holding an Uzi to their heads.
Why would you want to meet Janet Jackson?
I want some trash bags! Hey Perez, can I have your trash bag? You did what? Oh ok. Good I'm glad you're eco-friendly Perez. Thank you for turning your trash bag into a jacket. Heck, I want one!
PEREZ: you look like SHAMU THE WHALE in that jacket.
shiny jackets are not flattering on a fat man.
WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DAY!WOW PEREZ YOU GROW UGLIER BY THE DA
GET A LIFE PEREZ!
If your goal in life is to meet as many stars as you can it's really pathetic.
But, Janet is NOT a SUPERSTAR!!! She is a "HASBEEN". There is a big difference, and you should look it up.
hahaha bitcheeeess.. i was totallly there!!!! swooning over perez and janet…. gaaaaaaawd perez your such a fuking star… and then hearing janets new songs.. she looked abosolutly beautifull and so did you… and me.. lol
last night.. woooooooooooow..
Perez, you look like a tranny! Why are you wearing a red lipstick>
Perez, you really need to start taking care of yourself. You look like shiz standing next to Janet. I mean, damn, as least get your hair did!
JANET LOOKS AND IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god perez. you NEED TO FIX YOUR HAIR! how emberassing!!!!!!!!
you look SO handsome with any hairstyle but that! youre meeting all these huge celebs and your hair looks like caca!!!! where the fuck are your bestfriends to tell you these things!!!!! GOD!
words can't explain how unforgettable that night was!!!!!!
the club stopped and everyone just watched her and you Perez!!!!!
wow such a great time.
ps. she was/is SOOOOOOOOOOO HOT
WHO THE FUCK FIXES YOUR HAIR?
I mean trying to stand out is one thing, you look like a dirtball perez.
MAKE OVER IS WELL OVERDUE.
how the hell can you talk about bruce willis' daughter when you have the biggest potato head pie face of them all–you are beyond fuggly–you are down right gross! Whoever lent you clothes should sue your ass–cause you make the jaket look gross too.
Perezita, you're a disgrace to gay men everywhere. You look disgusting. That hair is sickening. Your clothes are worse than Goodwill. Loca asquerosa!
I haven't checked in on your site for a while as all the negativity was getting old. I thought you were on a diet? What happened? Man you need to take care of yourself before you have a heart attack. You don't look well…
Take some time off of all you trash talking and check into rehab…
HEY WHADDAYAKNOW? JANET IS SKINNY AGAIN?
I CAN'T WAIT TIL SHE LOOKS LIKE OPRAH CIRCA 1988 W/ A FAT ASS AGAIN. OH THE UPS AND DOWNS OF SHOW BIZ. BUT I DO AGREE, MISS JACKSON IS A SUPAMOTHAFUCKINSTAR! HOLLA
this is the guy that's judging everyone else? wow he makes everyone look good
Mario you f*** douche bag–make up your fat mind…you spent MONTHS bashing Janet as washed up and a has been while you ragged on her 20 Y.O. album (which was bangin)..and NOW you are kissin her ass majorly since you have no real friends…LOSER!
But yes–Janet is HOT and I hope she can wash your cooties off asap!
How do I say this delicately…..
For Gaaawwwddds Sake!! Perez… Get a stylist… You're meeting all these
people still looking like some gawky teenager…. Your hair wouldn't look bad if it was cut a little better, the direction is ok, just too long and for craps sake,
wash it!!!!!
Perez I am so hating you right now! LOL. Ugh, I wish I was standing there next to Miss Janet instead of you. Glad you had a good time.
My gawd Perez, you look like crap dude! What the heck happened to you? You look hungover and your hair looks greasy. Pull yourself together MAN!!!
DUDE, I am soooo pissed, I was gna go, my friends were there, u r sooo lucky dude!! JANET is awesum! & I CNT WAIT TIL 26FEB 2 get her new album—-uggggghhh, IM JEALOUS DUDE!!!!!!!!!! I LUV HER
Superstar? Please.
MARIO - YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT NEXT TO JANET…
WOW! CAN YOU LOSE A COUPLE'A LBS ALREADY, TO MAKE US ALL FEEL BETTER FOR YOU — DAAAAAMNIT!
Clearly her marketing people are all over your ass. This is not and could never be "classic Janet" as there is NO Jimmy or Terry involved. Get a clue.
I ADORE Janet. I can't wait for this cd!
this is great news! thanks Perezito
i LOVE when u support a speak good things about some artists that i do like also ^^
Ah…In 08 I wish Perez and all the poster here will be like this all year long! *Sweet Dream*
will u marry my friend…..she was the one with a sign….
U NEVER ANSWERED HER!!!
That picture looks so photoshopped! Look at the hand touching her waist - totally fucking fake!
Congratulations on having a photo taken with a has been.
You just keep getting fatter you ugly cunt.
Are you sure you're not snorting icing sugar?
PEREZ YOU'RE SO UGLY, IT'S UNREAL
u lucky bitch! lol can't wait to her this album!!