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If You Are Easily Offended…..

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Ewww. There's just no excuse for this.

Bitch is tore up!

Z-lister Shanna Moakler tries for cute but only gets the "cu" part right at a party for Chip & Pepper Jeans, Wednesday night at the Sunset Towers Hotel in LA.

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  1. Terese says – reply to this


    301

    I bet her puzzy needs a lift. The dress is ugly… but not as ugly as her worn face.

  2. Ava says – reply to this


    302

    MY EYES!
    MY EYES!!

    I need to go wash my brain out with soap.

    GROSS!!!!!

  3. sTeVeN says – reply to this


    303

    She's looks like a drag queen…..a bad one that is. My mom wants her kitchen curtains back!

  4. ice a says – reply to this


    304

    Is someone going to sprinkle water on her head and say a pray????????

  5. ice a says – reply to this


    305

    Is someone going to sprinkle water on her head and pray????????

  6. sammyileia says – reply to this


    306

    no wonder she's a Z-lister…

  7. Billy says – reply to this


    307

    Wow, she really is nasty, ugly looking. Talk about the years being hard on a broad. I actually use to think that I would do her. Now, I wouldn't use her as a rag to spew my warm discharge on after a nice whack session. Now, please tell her to get back to the trailer park. Her days of being in the money and living off of other people are over. Ridden hard and hung up wet.

  8. iren33 says – reply to this


    308

    She is too old for this dress!

  9. Tina says – reply to this


    309

    I work at bebe and this bitch was in with a fro and a moomoo lookin like SHIT. this dress is actually at bebe for 139!

  10. ann says – reply to this


    310

    what are you talking about perez? she looked GREAT on the video shot of her from this same event….she changes her makeup and hairstyle all the time…shes not afraid of taking a chance….and she beat up paris…shes my hero

  11. Chimp Pansy says – reply to this


    311

    She looks like the transvestite artist Grayson Perry, google him for images to see what i mean

  12. CrankyGranny says – reply to this


    312

    I thought it was Zsa Zsa Gabor

  13. Chibi says – reply to this


    313

    AWWWWW and here we all thought that the 70's trashy romance cover make up look was over =^.^=

  14. Jennifer says – reply to this


    314

    The dress has got to go, the eye makeup does not go with the dress, she needs a touch up on those roots, and has the girl ever heard of a tanning salon? Those legs are toe up from the flo up!

  15. spacy says – reply to this


    315

    SHE HAS HER NOSE DONE TOO!!!! SEND THE PICT TO AWFUL PLASTIC SURGERY.COM

  16. Jeff Moore says – reply to this


    316

    WHO?

  17. torontojman says – reply to this


    317

    WHO? WHY? HOW OFTEN? TAKE WITH FOOD?

  18. jacee says – reply to this


    318

    Defiantely ________ and put away wet!!

  19. kai says – reply to this


    319

    Hideous…and she makes that Bebe dress look terrible. Her hair is the same color as the dress…..didn't know yellow was a hair color!

  20. cameo says – reply to this


    320

    WOW!
    you're right, she could not pass for cute even if her life depended on it!
    LOL

  21. at says – reply to this


    321

    I LOVE HER!! :) NTRAVIS

  22. at says – reply to this


    322

    I LOVE HER!! :) N TRAVIS

  23. kat says – reply to this


    323

    I STILL LOVE HER!!!! ID TAKE TRAVIS TOOOO

  24. Daniele says – reply to this


    324

    I especially like the way the canary gunny sack brings out the brassy tones of her over processed hair. Her pornirific glam is not well suited for this Easter Sunday ensemble.

  25. JET says – reply to this


    325

    HIDEOUS!

  26. raven says – reply to this


    326

    she does not look a mess

  27. hoov says – reply to this


    327

    $2 hooker from the 60's

  28. nick says – reply to this


    328

    I think shna is awesome.. I dont like the dress. But I still love shauna

  29. Debbie says – reply to this


    329

    I agree with comments, about her make up and LEGS!!!! She has really ugly legs… and the truth be told, she looks like an Older women trying to look too young. I am an "older" person so I can say that. Thats a look for 20 something or younger. I think she does look like a drag Queen. or is that look she's going for?

  30. Victoria says – reply to this


    330

    Looks like a younger version of ZsaZsa

  31. BABiBOB says – reply to this


    331

    ALL YOU THAT SAiD SHE LOOKED A MESS AND ALL THAT BULLSHiT iS SOME HATiN ASS PEOPLE…THiS FASHiON AND iF YOU KNEW ANYTHiNG BOUT iT YOU WOULD LiKE iT..i THiNK SHE LOOKS GREAT!

  32. Lori says – reply to this


    332

    She looks like a cracked-out younger version of one of the Gabore Sisters. Cza-Cza or Eva!!! NASTY CHEATING WHORE

  33. BB says – reply to this


    333

    Fix yo roots!!

  34. BRAD says – reply to this


    334

    Why is this degenerate still around? My grandma has that same doylie on her coffee table & bitch needs to stay off her knees. Fuckin' gross!!!

  35. Biatch says – reply to this


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    you are all being too hard on her, she is adorable and always looks hot, let up bitches. Not everyone in always at 100%!

  36. shannon says – reply to this


    336

    she totally loooks tranniefied!!!( i think thats a word) if not shanna is the true definition to my new word!!!

  37. Daydreamor says – reply to this


    337

    She not only has a poor taste in men, but wearing your nightie in public with a 70's hairstyle makes her appear ghastly. Please, put on sweatpants and a t-shirt!

  38. Michelle says – reply to this


    338

    Worse Eye Make-up Ever!

  39. sugarpuss says – reply to this


    339

    Her face looks like Zsa Zsa Gabor's taint! But the yellow Brady Bunch dress pees!!

  40. ewwww says – reply to this


    340

    to say she looks like a tranny… would be an insult to trannies.

  41. t says – reply to this


    341

    Can we say get a knee lift!!!!YUCK

  42. Debbie says – reply to this


    342

    She is absolutely beautiful. you all are HATERS!!!!

  43. dana says – reply to this


    343

    This is a big mess from top to bottom

  44. Mitch says – reply to this


    344

    Whose trash can was she "shopping" in? Girl needs to toss that shit back!

  45. unfortunate says – reply to this


    345

    hmmm…can YOU tell she was in porn?

  46. mz jei says – reply to this


    346

    so i guess thats what an anorexic clown looks like

  47. L-Diddy says – reply to this


    347

    I think that Travis played the drums one too many times on her legs!!!!!

  48. Dominique says – reply to this


    348

    …Would be OK if she were auditioning for the Lawrence Welk Show in 1968??

  49. Selina says – reply to this


    349

    That's a sad shame

  50. shannon says – reply to this


    350

    If the party is for Chip and Pepper Jeans, why isn't she wearing jeans?

  51. Snarky says – reply to this


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    the sad part of it all is that it's a relativly cute TOP (not dress). Just maybe try to remember your pants. The one accesory she's lacking is the paper bag to hide her ugly face. For even attempting to pull it off she should be shot and pissed on and not necasarily in that order.

  52. aNnIe says – reply to this


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    sarah said~~
    geeze. it wouldn’t be so bad if her makeup didn’t make her look like a drag

    My uncle or should I say aunt(lol) is a Drag Queen…..he should feel affended by that statement!….ha ha ha
    That nast ass bitch wishes she look as good as a Drag Queen……..SHE FUCKIN LOOKS LIKE KILLER CLOWN FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!

  53. Vicki says – reply to this


    353

    Who the hell is she? Before model of cosmetic knee enhancements?

  54. Michelle says – reply to this


    354

    Shanna Moakler ISSS a z lister!:) Shes such a slut!

  55. Cheena says – reply to this


    355

    she looks AAAAmazing!

  56. ultrarem says – reply to this


    356

    her legs are u-g-l-y

  57. Jay says – reply to this


    357

    okay what was she thinking her face is just horible but the dress is cute then her legs were do i start there non matching to the cute dress she needs a new stylist

  58. Mark says – reply to this


    358

    Who let her walk out of the house looking like that?

  59. trishahhh says – reply to this


    359

    omg she could do so then much better this!

  60. DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this


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    Alas, this is the result from Phyllis Diller having her 32nd plastic surgery, and hiding from the media for months. So this is why Phyllis cancelled her apperance on the tonight show? Damn, she still needs work on her baggy knees though. One friendly suggestion however, you seriously need to do away with the powder blue/green eye-shadow. It's SO 80's. Try a light neutral brown beige. :)

  61. HEATHER J says – reply to this


    361

    she looks like the clown from "it" (steven king movie).

  62. Lil Ma says – reply to this


    362

    Bitch looks cracked out!….
    :P

  63. Jenn from Louisiana says – reply to this


    363

    I mean, I'm from Louisiana, but DAMN! She's awful!

  64. ava says – reply to this


    364

    I can feel her pain. She looks like what she is going through, and understandably so. Everyone who has been in love knows that it takes alot of time to get through it, and they are not even devorced yet! Shanna keep your chin up, it does get better, I too keep trying to talk myself into it everyday!!!!!!!!

  65. nic0l3tt3 says – reply to this


    365

    she looks like a bad drag queen.

  66. Leighann says – reply to this


    366

    She looks pre-op

  67. zoomzoomr says – reply to this


    367

    OH SNAP! Isn't that Barbara Eden? Oh wait.. Babs looks BETTER.

  68. Dangerous Cookie Diva says – reply to this


    368

    trailer park chic! lol

  69. MadisonPink says – reply to this


    369

    Her legs look like she's been on her knees alot!

  70. GIA says – reply to this


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    OMG! I didnt even recognize her! I was thinking "Who the hell is this 70 something year old Tammy Faye look-alike???!!!" Id hate to see her without makeup….eeeeessshhh.

  71. Trish says – reply to this


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    She looked like white trash. She always has 2 inch roots and what's with the blue eyeshadow SHE ALWAYS WEARS? Does she not see she looks like a tramp from the 1970s? She looks like she was raised in the sticks of Arkansas and her mom and dad just happened to be brother and sister. She is not at all attractive.

  72. Wally Wi says – reply to this


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    Nope. She has to go back working as a greeter at the W Mart cuz she ain't makin' it as a celeb.

  73. Love_is_a_verb04 says – reply to this


    373

    All the "no-listers" making fun of someone who is called a "z-lister" by a bitter person who is grasping at fame any way he can…without talent.

  74. Lyza says – reply to this


    374

    I don't know who that is, but she could have pulled it off with brighter make-up and a different hairstyle. Great dress.

  75. ms.jackie says – reply to this


    375

    Very cute dress, on me, bitch! She needs a new makeup artist and to revert back to natural hair color.

  76. skippy says – reply to this


    376

    Boy Shakira lives!
    www.skippysfuncorner.com

  77. ChristinA says – reply to this


    377

    Miss America? more like a blonde Morticia Adams

  78. Kelsey says – reply to this


    378

    whats wrong with ehr knees?
    i dont understand…
    those are the most discusting things i've seen in my life

  79. Tiburnation says – reply to this


    379

    Who is she?

  80. Killer Dee says – reply to this


    380

    She slapped the wall 10 years ago, she would look better being double teamed by perez and a gorilla.

  81. Spa Girl Vee says – reply to this


    381

    Who in the hell is she? I mean really, I have no clue Phyliss Diller 50 years ago or the chick from the Drew Carey show lost weight?

  82. shyone says – reply to this


    382

    eww her legs look horrible with all those bruises and scars

  83. Tish says – reply to this


    383

    Tammy Faye wannabe

  84. .ray.* says – reply to this


    384

    yikes! PLEASE cover those legs!

  85. lucy says – reply to this


    385

    umm. gross

  86. FuCk me later says – reply to this


    386

    uhhhh i have to agree with perez BITCH IS TORE UP!!

  87. BadKitty says – reply to this


    387

    She looks a HOT STEAMY MESS….lol wtf was she thinking.

  88. allie says – reply to this


    388

    haha ew. i would rather see travis in that dress.

    i was gonna get that dress. its from Bebe. it comes in black too.

  89. yo says – reply to this


    389

    no wonder travis barker left her

  90. Sterling says – reply to this


    390

    is this like a walking Banana???…LMFAO!

  91. mary says – reply to this


    391

    disgusting.

  92. Rachel Darling says – reply to this


    392

    1. Who is she?
    2. Yellow is not for blondes…or anyone
    3. too short
    4. That ribbon-y seam should be below the boobies… its high waist…if her waist is that high…we have issues

  93. Boo says – reply to this


    393

    What Happened To Her Knees?!
    ^o)

  94. steph says – reply to this


    394

    skinny mimi !

    x

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