A Little Secret
Filed under: Old People
Perez is a tit man!
Aretha Franklin put her girls on display at a tribute in her honor, Friday in Los Angeles.
Don't you just wanna drown your face in those mountains of boobies????
We'd get lost!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Only a man who doesn't like women would want to put his face in her tits…. she's looking real nasty. Don't get me wrong, I have mad respect for Aretha, but god damn she's let herself go!
Re: ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH – well well well, nice comment from little annoying peta-lover human-hating person… Hater!
Re: leelee – We gay guys, #67, like the breasteses because they are like extra. Not frequently used with purpose. They are fun, funny, fun to just watch, & fun to play with. No matter how you bend 'em or twist 'em, they snap back to same position. They jiggle & swing in the backseat of a car when the car takes a sharp turn. Boobie-checks are fun too. A swift deft cop in broad open public in a very innocent fun way. The way they move in unison is almost hypnotic to us. Yes, breasteses on the move are the best.
Aretha has never known how to dress herself. Nobody that large should show that much skin. No one of a certain age should show that much skin. I'm embarrassed for her. As for you, Perez, you don't even like breasts.
um….no. That's gross. She needs to get out there and MOVE. get her excersize on!
Why are there even straps on that dress?!!??
every time you see Aretha she gets bigger and bigger which means more and more exposed cleavage.
All I Have To Say Is…
MOTORBOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
OMG - those poor little straps!
Wow, the same people sitting behind computer screens talking trash are probably sporting double and triple chins themselves! Pathetic that you all can't look past the shallow things in life.
Imagine the humongous size and horrible stench of her poops. She must of fashioned a bathtub into some kind of a toilet. Every time she turns the lights on in her bathroom, enormous exhaust fans be activated. Instead of rolls of toilet paper she must use rolls of paper towels, and lots of them.
Perez stop referring to your starfucker self in the third person!!!!! Who the fuck do you thinik you are? It's a classic case of SEVERE narcism. You bloated ugly fat headed pig!
isnt it ironic how you have aretha whos kinda big, and then an advertiement for a bowflex home gym right under it
A Woman of that size should never wear spaghetti straps. Breast reduction anyone? I know she's Aretha, but COME ON. Homegirl needs to hit the gym.
Some celebrities, like Aretha Franklin, Mary J. Blige, Madonna and a few others idiots who wear fur coats just because it makes them feel richer or more important or for status sickens me. They're so stupid for their disgusting fashion!
Her back must be killing her! That cannot be comfortable.
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LOL!! Thats prolly very true…
Gross obese people don't realize that its is a assaut on the senses to other people when they have to see their Gross bods!!
It almost hurts! It's almost painful..
WE, usually end up having to pay for these rejects medical bills…………………..
HOLY.. Those LIttle spagetti straps defy the laws of physics… talk about a balancing act..
and aretha will all that money should get them tips reduct and have some sort of gastric bipass her face looks like its going to explode there is no reason to be that way when you have all that money
Perez you hypocrite, your man boobs easliy rival those of Aretha. I find you obnoxious. Aretha has influenced musicians all over the world. What have you contributed to society in comparison to her? I hope Aretha breaks into your house in the night and smothers you with her tits.
Aretha not paying her bills has been an issue for years. She just waits to be sued, knowing most won't bother. She's been getting away with it forever, as well as wearing fur forever. Where's PETA?
damn! she needs breast reduction surgery ASAP!!!
Arethra looks like she's going to explode ala the restaurant client in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
Just one more wafer thin mint honey, and it's all going to be over.
She is still a legend. I have bog cha-chas but goodness. I wish she would take better care of herself, its not healthy at all.
Re: James (from France) – James, james, james.
Get a life and go see a psych. It's obvious from your comment you fail to catch the raison d'etre for Perez's blog.
Yep. She can sing, or could, we haven't heard much of her lately, she's a public figure, and she's hella fat. What's not to comment on?
O 'lawd!!! She is the queen of soul, but suga needs a stylist in the worst way!
Why did that fat lady EAT Aretha Franklin???????????????
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No more joking about the woman. I'm 6' 3" and 170 lbs. - She could still eat me like an Hors D'Oeuvre.
"How did she get like that?" By being a stereotypical fatass! What I wanna know is how the fuck those straps are holding on!
The Queen of Soul is an insulin dependent, 60 something, diabetic. Insulin makes people gain weight very, very easily. She's puffy because she most likely is a little toxic. Her heinous choice of clothing is her decision and hers alone!!
ho-ji-momma!!! what a mountain! she be sittin on ur face singing wit that bootiful voice!! gospel momma! luv her!
God, that must hurt
OH.MY.GOD.
I don't care, this woman can SING!! True legend.
HOW CAN YOU PEOPLE SLAG ARETHA FRANKLIN - THE LADY IS A LEGEND….IF SHE WANTS TO SHOW OFF THOSE BAD BOYS SHE'S DAMN WELL EARNED THE RIGHT TOO!! - GO ARETHA!! xxx
Do you think she likes being on top or on the bottom?
WOAHHHHHH. O-O
UGH! Gross as hell! Cut them off already. I know her back has to hurt, not to mention the stretch marks from hell from those puppies…….
J E S U S F U C K I N G C H R I S T THEMS SOME MASSIVE DUGS! DIRTY PILLOWS FOR MILES AND MILES! CHOCOLATE TITFLESH FOR AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE! THOSE MAMS COULD SUFFOCATE A NATION! I'LL BET HER AREOLAS ARE AS BIG AS DINNER PLATES WITH NIPS THE SIZE OF MASSIVE COCKS! I'M IMPRESSED!!!!
good lord, have you ever seen a bigga nigga !
she is talented but way overrated.
saw her a few years ago, a really terrible performer.
she is killing herself with a fork.
when - did - she - get - so - flipping - huge ??????
What a fat, disgusting pig. EW! With all of that $$$$ you think she'd get a better bra.
……….OMFG!!! JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH!!!…… WELL, WE SHOULD JUST LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE; SHE NEVER HAS TO WORRY ABOUT AIRBAGS IN A CAR BECAUSE SHE IS CARRYING HER OWN!!!! DA-YUMMMMM!
……..YA KNOW, WHEN THEY CALLED HER IN FOR DINNER, THEY DIDN'T YELL "MISS FRANKLIN"
…….. THEY JUST YELLED, "SOOOOO-EEEEEE, SOOOOOO-EEEEE!" AND SHE CAME RUNNING!!!!
Yikes
DAMN, Aunt Jemima overdosed on pancakes, and got a funky fresh black power du-rag!!
Her tits must smell like Kool cigarettes and Funyuns, but the fat black bitch can sing.
Who is the Kike next to her with his hand in her purse grub'n some green from the talent?
Her boobs are bigger than my car.
It's sad to see a legend like herself be scrutinized this way but hey with celebrity there comes a price. so….does perez have any pic's of her when the straps busted and her "girls went wild"?
*Throws up*
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goddamn that fat ugly bitch needs to go to curves before she dies of a damn heartattack
No wonder Negro men chase White Women…that Negress must weigh 400 lbs! And you know she isn't clean..how could she be with all those nasty rolls to wash under & around…eww
That's the meanest thing I've ever seen done to spaghetti straps. Poor spaghetti straps. HOW are those little things holding those monsters up? It defies physics.
How can anyone remember what she's a legend for with those watermelons there for all to see? Aretha who? OHHHHH….the monster boob lady. Yea I know her.
And for the record, all of my kids weights at birth combined would be smaller than just one of those breastess'
Perez, sometimes you really should keep your mouth shut. She deserves some respect.
IM surprised those DRESS STRAPS DONT BREAK
my god
Re: FAT BITCH –
Proof once again of my statement that the 2 things Negroes buy when they "gets a little bit o'money" is a BBQ grill and a fur coat. Such a simple, funloving people, the Negroids.
That's gross!
Those aren't just 'her girls', those are her entire back up singers!!
My back hurts just looking at all that boobage. The woman has a ton of money. You'd think she'd spend some to get a reduction. They enter the room five minutes before her nose!
She needs major liposuction and breast reduction!!!
ew. gross.
"Don't you just wanna drown your face in those mountains of boobies????"
no.
Re: DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – im not saying that she isnt disgusting but u need to be alittle more sensative not all fat people are lazy some do have medical issues ..obesity is a eating disorder just like anorexia and no im not fat so dont respond back w some stupid comment..
Funny you should say that, I am too. I was mad when Queen Latifah got a reduction. Oh well we'll always have Dolly
That is just sad…it's a shame that people let themselves get that way
I'll bet Michael Sands consulted on that outfit too.
Ewwwwww. Yuck. Yeah, I'm a boob-lover too, but those are just gross. If more than a mouthful's a waste, then what's more than a bucket full?
Do you even read these comments, Perez? Just wondering.
Aretha please take care of yourself, that weight is not good for you.
It is so unhealthy, you have so many years ahead of you, please be well and get healthy.
We love you……………..
THATS KINDA GROSS!!! THEM SOME BIG TITIS!!
Re: Rebel in GA –
FORGET YOUR STUPID COMMENT, WHEY WOULD YOU EVER, EVER LET ANYONE KNOW YOUR FROM GEORGIA?
BACK ASS WOODS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'VE GOT THE SQUARE STATE STUPID FACTOR.
EWWWWW LIPO LIPO LIPO
UDDERLY FANTASTIC ! ! !
Re: Ty –
You go!!
Her bra? Two pups tents an fiddy yards of rope? Seriously, that dress has got to be held up by 500 pound fishing line. I saw her perform live in DC - the entire time we kept thinking - som'ins gonna pop out somewhere. She may be the Queen of Soul and I'd add the Queen of Soul Food.
she looks horrible i think, needs a better bra or a reduction OMG
Perez you're such a wanna be and stealer - what you say has usually already been said on some other site, meaning you go read what they write and say the same thing with different words on your own. Do you not have an original thought?
perez ur fucking moron cunt fugly perez i swear go look at urself in the miror ur boobies are bigger than this poor women she looks sick but ur are gay sick in ur head smalldick having it in his ass piss off perez i hope the day when u die
I'll bet I couldn't even wrap my big mouth around her NIPPLE!!!! I'd just lick my tounge all around her one NIPPLE for an hour before going over to the next NIPPLE!!! Of course it would take me 30 minutes to get to the next NIPPLE!!
is she testing the tensile strength of that dress?
That strap is actually a cable from the Brooklyn Bridge, isn't it? Holy God. That can not be a comfortably way to live. God bless her.
IN KIOWA WE CALL THOSE DAMN THINGS "ZAPES"
FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry. This is like titanic. Gross.
tittyf**k, you could to that to her double chins. COVERUP! yuck..
Aretha is the QUEEN!!! What is her cup size???? But hey, knowing her, she probably NEVER wears one! LOL… She is like eff it; drown in my money and wish for my men BITCHES!!!! LOL…
LOL…
Funny that this lady gets all this praise and attention for the goodness she does for others and her music, while we sit here on a computer criticizing her… Big boobs are not, she is where she is because she is amazing.
It's her health, she has health care, she can afford to do and be whatever she wants. Don't hate cause all your skinny asses have no talent
Oh… my… gosh.
That fat MONSTER!! Her boobs are each TWICE THE SIZE of her hideous face! Please DIE, Aretha!!
Don't even joke about that Perez. You're so gay it's not even funny.
Those tits will kill you and i think you're more than a tit man, i think you're more like a butt man.
You made me laugh thou. Thank you.
Holy HUGE Hooters Batman!!!!!
Those things will be down to her feet in another few years…..Yuck.
Lost in her breasts….. NO F WAY!!!!!
Those straps are made of Kevlar…..
Oh my, that is not healthy!! how sad.
aretha is the QUEEN, but why why why why does she always wear the most UNFLATTERING tacky outfits for her body??????????????????????why won't she or her record company get her a FREAKING STYLIST????
your probly only a tit man because you have man boobs.Aretha is a legend and youre not.
Be nice. She is an old lady. Her doctor ought to be insisting that she gets herself in shape. I can't understand the suprise expressed here by everyone considering that you are probably all Americans and have friends, neighbours, relatives etc that are obese.
She looks like Jabba the Hut's daughter. How many animals suffered and died for this fat freak to wrap her hulking frame in fur?
Aretha is beautiful just the way she is!
"Don't you just wanna drown your face in those mountains of boobies????"
Ummm… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That isn't a female and those are not boobies. That's a gorilla and i'm not into beastiality thank you.
Re: Kelly – cool fuck ro asap
OMG…I wonder what is her bra size!!!!!!
Re: GEORGIA???? –
Because I'm proud to be from GA. I love you too!