A Little Secret
Filed under: Old People
Perez is a tit man!
Aretha Franklin put her girls on display at a tribute in her honor, Friday in Los Angeles.
Don't you just wanna drown your face in those mountains of boobies????
We'd get lost!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
She a mama a sister can be proud of! You KNOW she can feed she chillen!
Re: ARETHA THE COW IN FUR – go fuck yourself
Re: OINK OINK OINK – Funny I was thinking the same thing when I saw your mom the other night..
#79 You are right, thanks for making me laugh thinking of Rasputia! (Norbit is the bomb!)
Just goes to show - Money can't buy taste!! But lady it can buy a decent stylist. Get one - FAST!!
o fuck its like cloverfield all over again! :-O
'Retha needs to lose some weight! Pronto!
This is just too awful to even comment on.
you motorboating sun of a bitch!
OBESITY IS THE ONLY PREJUDICE ALLOWED NOWADAYS. CAN'T CALL HER THE N WORD BUT YOU CAN MAKE FUN OF HER WEIGHT? HOW SAD AND PATHETIC YOU ALL ARE. NONE OF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS? LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND INTO YOUR SAD SOULS YOU MORONS!
well, Aretha (singing goddess though she is) doesn't really flip my switch. The man standing next to her, however….that is definitely my kinda guy! Soooo handsome. Who is he?
Oh my, such knockers! While, this dress is a little bit obscene for her tribute party, I can look past it and see the lovely singer that she was originally. But really, she could invest some good money in breast reduction
Michael K….is that you?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez,
In NH we call that MOTOR_BOATING…
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez,
In NH we call that MOTOR_BOATING… you motoat boatin' son of a bitch!
Gee Perez l thought u loved ugly stick creatures like Paris and Posh! Why dont u update the pictures of u on your site??your head is twice the size it was! l dont wanna talk about the rest of u !!!!
perez ..you mean you like big tits with two ball (fat cock) you are as gay as they come…lol
She has got to have some serious back problems! OUCH, it hurts me just looking at those huge things!
Holy fuck … looks like Aunt Jemima's been scarfin' down a few too many of her own pancakes =P
What the fuck did she EAT ?
My Gawdddd!!!..The Pillsbury doh boy must feel sooooooooo skinny!! Why does she always feel the need to disclose those mounds she calls boobs?? We dont wanna look "retha….She got HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…She must be the new fast food spokesperson with unlimited food allowance.
Is she trying to get a job as the new Michelin spokesperson??
Re: jimmyjazz – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Man!! The Hoover DAM doesnt hold as much water!
Re: {{{BOOM}}} {{{BOOM}}} – hahahahahahah howling!!! thanks for the chuckle!!
what a gigantic cow, how many animals had to suffer to cover this mammoth up?
I heard she's re-doing her famous song…Its now.."R-E-S-P-E-A-T"
HOLY SHIT,U NEED A GPS TO NAVIGATE THROUGH THOSE SUCKERS!
FIRST!!
her boob is bigger than her head. Both are massive
okay, well .. i'm not trying to be rude or
anything. okay? but honestly, for her age, and her
size .. that dress is so not appropriate. it's really discusting.
and, i know, there is a lot of people that are her size,
and age.. but it's like, ew. i'm sorry girlfriend, but you DO
NOT look cute in that dress. i feel sorry for those poor little
spagetti straps. =|
& ew, look at her makeup!
she's like, sweating it off. :p
what does she eat? hot dogs for breakfast, lunch and dinner?
jesus christ.
WOOAH MAMA! AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH TO KEEP ME FRM U.SHE WNT BE AWAY FRM ANY1 WITH THE SIZE OF THEM LOL.NA LUV U ARETHA GO GIRL STIL KEEP ON DOING UR THING.
I love Aretha, but hot damn.
Those little spaghetti straps look likely to snap and kill somebody!
she looks soooooooo disgusting. i just want to vomit. there are a lot of obsese people out there, but she needs to dress appropriately for her tremendous size. with huge tits like that, a low cut dress with spaghetti straps isn't the best choice. i suppose with a face like that, a rag on your hair and 10 ripples of neck, you have to flaunt your fun bags as a distraction. ewww i can only imagine her tits being full of flab, stretch marks and sagging!!!! YUCKKY!
How do those tiny thin straps hold those babies up?
A-all you can eat
R-Ribs with tons of sauce, oh YEAH!!
E-Everything on the menu please!
T-Take out is my middle name!
H-half a cow still doesnt fill me up!
A-Animals hide from me!
She's the lady on my syrup bottle right????
I think Aretha is an amazing talent, but she seems like the unhappiest woman on earth. Read her autobiography, and you'll read nothing but an endless stream of insecurities. She criticizes every other female contemporary any chance she gets. She's the Queen of Soul, but resorts to being catty.
Somebody stick a fork in that pig!…it's done!!
it looks like she has an elephants ass on her chest!
Re: TILL YOU COME BACK TO ME –
hahahaha
She needs to get her stomach cut out and fast!!! She is going to die of high blood pressure or diebites if she doesn't do something for her self soon. She is a great singer and performer but I feel for her and her health.
" filed under: Old People "
hahaa
OMG! She needs some Jenny Craig badly!! What the hell happened to her?
Did someone say KFC ?
Oink, oink!!!!
Re: kimpossible –
It must be…that's unhealthy.
A Bra wouldn't hurt, ma'am…
That spaghetti strap must be a steel wire!
Obesity isn't a "prejudice". It's a KILLER DISEASE. Dr. Perricone said on Larry King Live last year that obesity alone will BANKRUPT our health care system. We cannot afford the AVALANCHE of costs from heart disease, diabetes, strokes, cancer coming from obesity. Aretha wouldn't be hired at ANY job in the REAL economy because employers are not going to foot the health care bills for that type of morbid obesity.
GAT DAAAAAMN!
HEY! Show some fucking R-E-S-P-E-C-T, this is Aretha we're talking about…I don't care how fat she gets she's a living legend people!
Yikes! Those tiny straps are working OVERTIME!
LMAO! O Perez, y u so silly?!
HOW FUCKING DISRESPECTFUL! Image if your fat grandmothers or mothers were being made fun of like this! Being called a PIG? Please grow up and gain some maturity you stupid pricks.
omg that should be under the title of "if you are easily offended….and how are those little spaghetti straps holding that shit up?
She bought a Popeye's franchise–and ATE iT!
ALL SHE DOES IS SCREAM LIKE A HARPOONED SEA COW–AND FOR THAT SHE'S "THE QUEEN OF SOUL"?!?!
A legend she may be but those knockers look like two pumpkins in a sack! NOT flattering.
man i wanna stick my face in those
Re: me – Thanks for a great laugh!! Oh, and last!!
Re: Meg – I agree!! She SCREAMS wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much..I usually end up turning the channel half way through her song!!!
I have always wanted to make my opinion of this BIG FAT ASS known to someone, so heres my chance. 40 years ago when she had some hits, she was someone to admire. Now, she is a big All You Can Buffet eating SLOB. And when she "sings"….it's nothing but screaming. She sucks, is NOT A DIVA and needs to get a gastric bypass. All Hail The Queen of FAT ASSES. She's gross.
imagine without a bra lol. the they would be down to her feet
thats why old women or big women wear bras
wow shes a fat pig…. who could carry her casket???????
those straps are about to pop
Honestly, she has to have some serious back problems. She needs a breast reduction and to think about her health. She is a very talented lady and I would hate to see her pass before her time.
All I see in this picture is a poster child/granny for diabetes, heart disease, upcoming amputations and kidney failure.
It's sad how unhealthy she is. That's a heart attack waiting ot happen
Those straps are screaming for their lives!!!!
those are some udders—moooooooooooo
I would never trust boobs that big to straps that small!
she is tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat as in waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay tooooooooooooooo fat.
Discusting, and im not talkin bout her weight. Im talkin bout what she is wearing….idiots wearing FUR makes me so sad….PLEASE STOP THE FUR INDUSTRY. Those poor animals being skinned alive..yes ALIVE, just so she can look RIDICULOUS.
If you ask me, that fur look MUCH better on the animal it came from.
How do those little straps hold up those giant boobs?
Re: Katherine – Please do remember that some people have a hard time with their weight, like myself. Hypothyroidism is hard to battle… even with medication, exercise, and diet. Just a friendly reminder.
It hurts my feelings when people just assume that I am lazy and eat too much… hence causing myself to be large, when I seriously have a health condition that is going to have to be corrected surgically… seeing as how medication, diet, and exercise aren't helping.
why aren't you bashing her for wearing a fur coat?
ICK! She looks like she's wearing a fat suit. Gros.
Too bad the Queen of Soul is a bitch! I live in the Detroit area and have had the pleasure of dealing with her. She is a diva bitch!
Ok, obviously she doesn't give a shit. She has earned this, she's not like those preppy celebrities who only care about looks. She made music for the music, not for being a sex symbol.
What has music come too?
Gastric by-pass for health reasons.
YOU SAD TURDS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF ME AND MY TWIN! *PULLS OUT A CHICKEN WING AND A GRAVY BOWL FROM UNDERNEATH THE RIGHT TITTY AND STARTS MUNCHING* YEAH…YOU SKANKS ARE JUST JEALOUS. I CAN HIDE A CROCK POT FULL OF CHITLINS! CAN YOU DO THE SAME?
Damnnnnn, Lay off the food woman. Shes HUGE. My god call Jenny Craig NOWWWWWWWWW RESPECT your body. NASTY.
OMG Miss Diva needs to stop eating so much. Damn, sew her mouth shut. Shes gotta be topping 350 or more. Mother Of God. Stop eating everything is site. Theyneed to hang that picture up in the Jenny Criag offices. That'll make you wanna lose weight. Gross
Holy shit, what happened to you Aretha?
Geez she must weigh ATLEAST 500 pounds now!
We should have know you were a Dairy Queen, Perez!
And just to think — I knew Aretha Franklin when there was only one of her…
I have tig-o-bitties and I know for a fact that those tiny little strings that are "holding" her titties would not work! Those suckers would break in seconds. I wonder how she is doing it?
What makes her think that those little strings will hold her in that dress!?!?!
love u aretha, but please get some education on how that fur ended up on ur body.ur voice is beautiful, but i don't know about ur heart.u had me fooled for years, truly disappointed.
those dress straps are to be commended for bravery.
Re: sam – it's not healthy to be that overweight
Her poor back! does she wear a back brace or what? I can't imagine lugging those things around in the summer…
LOL Perez. I want a picture of you exploring those mountains!
Uuughhh GROSS!!
Dayyyyyyyyyyym!!!! Lay off the fried chicken girlfriend and lose some fucken weight. You are a cow!!!!!!!!! Oh…. and I never was crazy about your music. I dont see what the big deal is besides you…LMAO!!!