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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???

Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.

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Hmmm….

If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm

736 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. Hannah says – reply to this


    101

    Ewww…. It is not a crime to be pale people! Stay out of tanning beds!!

  2. audrey says – reply to this


    102

    can someone explain this to me… is he imitating paris?

  3. diamond says – reply to this


    103

    hahahahahaha wowwww

  4. Emma says – reply to this


    104

    Why the hell is he so orange? He looks like a oompa loompa. Does no one tell him that he looks insane?

  5. a says – reply to this


    105

    1st

  6. Allu says – reply to this


    106

    Is this guy for real?

  7. Nadine says – reply to this


    107

    does hehave askin disease?

  8. Mi says – reply to this


    108

    He is orange!!

  9. kat says – reply to this


    109

    poor thing!

  10. Ruby says – reply to this


    110

    That is HORRIFYING.
    *gag*

  11. Ray says – reply to this


    111

    OMG!!!! OMG!!!!

  12. wowowow says – reply to this


    112

    he must go to the same spray tanner as lindsay lohan.

  13. 44deagle says – reply to this


    113

    he looks good! first!

  14. nataliejk says – reply to this


    114

    That is soooo fucking gross… ewwwwwwww

  15. Queen.S says – reply to this


    115

    hahah

  16. SamIAm says – reply to this


    116

    Gee, I hope I'm FIRST! Then I will be so awesome and I will have acheived one of my goals in life!!!

  17. Thatsfuccedup says – reply to this


    117

    WTF happened to his face!!!!!!

  18. matt says – reply to this


    118

    First!

  19. Ryan says – reply to this


    119

    Nasty!

  20. cece says – reply to this


    120

    wow! that is so freaky!!

  21. Dennis says – reply to this


    121

    Is he serious? Or was this just a statement?

  22. Still sitting on that dead donkey dick? says – reply to this


    122

    WTF? This is a desperate cry of what america has become. lol
    I hope he see's this and laughs. That's all you can do. That and WASH THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FACE.

  23. Delix says – reply to this


    123

    Madre mia! Pero que le ha pasado a este hombre? Demasiado rayos uva!! o eso creo..

  24. kelly says – reply to this


    124

    ewwwwwwwwwww

  25. shea says – reply to this


    125

    is he kidding me

  26. fs says – reply to this


    126

    he is orange

  27. HAHAHAHA says – reply to this


    127

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….

  28. Franco says – reply to this


    128

    Is he serius or was this a carnival demise?

  29. Sim from OZ says – reply to this


    129

    Was it fancy dress?

  30. ew! says – reply to this


    130

    wtf is this?.. he looks like fucking diherrea (his head)..fucking exploded on fucking tiles (his jacket)… was this a costume party? y did everyone look like they were celebrating halloween?!!..and umm who let this diherrea into the party?

  31. caroline :) says – reply to this


    131

    wow.

  32. emma says – reply to this


    132

    that's disgusting

  33. Jen says – reply to this


    133

    say it with me now….doompma di do!!!

  34. Sarah says – reply to this


    134

    He looks like an umpa lumpa

  35. hotpants says – reply to this


    135

    what the eff!?

  36. erica says – reply to this


    136

    first bitches

  37. yaz says – reply to this


    137

    omg!!!

  38. kellyoz says – reply to this


    138

    this is a joke right?

  39. j says – reply to this


    139

    1st

  40. rachel says – reply to this


    140

    beta carotene OVERLOAD serious.

  41. Miss A says – reply to this


    141

    YIIIIIIKKEEEEEEES!
    :shock:

  42. sonya says – reply to this


    142

    first
    uh gross?

  43. Julie says – reply to this


    143

    He must have had some kind of chemical peel and tried to hide it with tanning cream. He looks like he is in pain! Total oompa loompa though.

  44. Cath says – reply to this


    144

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH WTF!!!!!?!?!?!?!

  45. Denise says – reply to this


    145

    That's the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

  46. ghj says – reply to this


    146

    what

  47. 1st says – reply to this


    147

    what the fuck happened to that dude?

  48. fdgdfgg says – reply to this


    148

    1

  49. mabid says – reply to this


    149

    fucking sick!

  50. me says – reply to this


    150

    oh gross

  51. chloé says – reply to this


    151

    oh jesus! Im not sure if i should laugh or cry!! %-|

  52. t says – reply to this


    152

    whaaaa

  53. kla says – reply to this


    153

    1st… i think
    but ewwwwy

  54. vkjs says – reply to this


    154

    Holy Cow A Living Orange!!!!

    Jeez looks worse than Jodie Marsh!

  55. ZANPAKTOU says – reply to this


    155

    FIRST!!!!!

  56. CGEEES says – reply to this


    156

    OMG! What is that?

  57. J says – reply to this


    157

    yikes…

  58. charlotte says – reply to this


    158

    is he kidding? what is wrong with him - why you willingly look like that?

  59. Somebread says – reply to this


    159

    OMFG !!!

  60. rockabetty says – reply to this


    160

    What the hell????

  61. krista says – reply to this


    161

    WTF.

  62. Meghan says – reply to this


    162

    What the…

    WOW.

  63. lala says – reply to this


    163

    jakkie!!

  64. sak of shit says – reply to this


    164

    hahahahaha 1st

  65. Joanna HALL says – reply to this


    165

    WTF

    I almost fell of my bed… That's Just NASTY.

  66. meow says – reply to this


    166

    first

  67. 123412 says – reply to this


    167

    first

  68. chris muss says – reply to this


    168

    wow

  69. chixtra says – reply to this


    169

    DID HE GET A PEEEEL OR WHUT??? GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN FRIED, DYED, AND LAYED TO THE SIDE!!!

  70. wtf says – reply to this


    170

    wtf

  71. Kevin says – reply to this


    171

    First cunts!

  72. locaaaaaaaaaxxxxxxxxx says – reply to this


    172

    …..mmmmmmmmm FIRST …!!!!!!! WTF??? TOO MUCH TANNING OR A SKIN PROBLEM??????????????

  73. laksdjflskj says – reply to this


    173

    cancer?

  74. PO says – reply to this


    174

    1ST

  75. gossipmonger says – reply to this


    175

    Waiter, this lobster is overcooked.

  76. Lala says – reply to this


    176

    is this for real?

  77. tamara says – reply to this


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    wow, that takes sunless tanning to a whole other oompa loompa level. I though goldie hawn and l.lo were BAD… LMAO

  78. first says – reply to this


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    first

  79. Lind says – reply to this


    179

    OMG. Is this guy for real?!?

  80. Des says – reply to this


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    OMG, is this for real?! This should have been filed under "If you are Easily Offended."

    LOL…wow.

  81. Tanning OUTTA CONTROL says – reply to this


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    Wow… is this for real? People actually go out in public knowing they looking like a 6 foot tall oompa loompa?! You people in L.A are nuts.

  82. lisa says – reply to this


    182

    what is wrong with his face?

  83. lisa says – reply to this


    183

    what is wrong with his face?

  84. bitterjealousfatties.com says – reply to this


    184

    Hmmmm, he looks like a cross between a baked chicken in the hot case at Wal Mart deli and an old leather saddle left in the barn too long. I see he's stopped kissing Yoko Ono's ass and moved on to younger, dumber and less talented celebs.

  85. Michelle Loves Lola says – reply to this


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    WTF? What is up with this dudes face…either he has ate too many carrots or he had too much mystic tan sprayed on…lol Either way he should not have went out in public looking like this.

  86. emily says – reply to this


    186

    thats is for REAL bad.

  87. Joanna HALL says – reply to this


    187

    WTF

    I almost fell out of my bed! That's just nasty…and probably hurts!

  88. :D says – reply to this


    188

    first???

    well that guy freaks the shit out of me. he is freakin' scary.
    did anyone tell him orange is not the color normal people are?

  89. malice says – reply to this


    189

    some people dont know how to say no to tanning beds..

  90. emzz says – reply to this


    190

    eww thats disgusting!

  91. adrian says – reply to this


    191

    uhh..shouldnt this be under "if you are easily offended"?

  92. betsy says – reply to this


    192

    eww. scary much

  93. Rach says – reply to this


    193

    Uhm what

  94. mimi says – reply to this


    194

    HAHAHA ! first

  95. aussiejed says – reply to this


    195

    Ewwww, that's fucked up!

  96. stephanie says – reply to this


    196

    eeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

  97. statingtheobvious says – reply to this


    197

    Sadly that is the best feature of his whole outfit

  98. Ruth says – reply to this


    198

    What the fuckin hell?

  99. whattt???!!! says – reply to this


    199

    The new trend…orange-pink tanned face

  100. Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this


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    I really hate to say this, but he looks better than that little whore Jamie Lynn Spears. At least he's old enough to wear make up without looking like a little sleeze bag.

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